SMNTCERR, Special Chapter 31: Syntax Error #17 ‘END’ 

   “Hyung?”

   Jaeyoung ignored the other’s call, he kissed his forehead, cheeks, and ears lightly, every touch felt sweet and fragrant, he wanted to extend his hand to touch everything, both the hand exposed to the sun’s light and the cheek that had shadows passing by.

   ‘Yesterday you did that and you’re still not satisfied… You are too much.’ Jaeyoung reflected on himself and stopped halfway, this world is beautiful, but it is filled with things he cannot understand, and the most amazing mystery is how people live in uncertainty.

   “I know I’m being sensitive, but is it the right time?”

   Even though Sangwoo said something strange like that, it couldn’t help him. Even if he lived a comfortable life without thinking much, there were still times when his mood inexplicably became overwhelming because he was proud of the unextinguished flame he had kept for more than six years, because he knew well who led the innocent person to this point, and because he knew well how much the other party had tried to maintain this relationship. Even if the person never boasted about it, besides that, there are many reasons why Jaeyoung tends to become ‘sensitive’.

   “We have to leave now…”

   “It’s called love, you know.”

   Jaeyoung whispered in his ear, making sure that Sangwoo had no way of not hearing.

   “Even though you, with your broad heart, call this overflowing love, and can’t express it as ‘sensitive,’ well, its love, you know.”

   Those two tactics were Jaeyoung’s number one weapon, a magical spell that would instantly soften Sangwoo no matter what position he was in. Even the icy waters surrounding Sangwoo would melt. Then followed warm and profound kisses as natural as could be.

   Sangwoo cast aside the urgent quest ‘Packed belongings neatly and we can depart for the destination within 12 minutes!’ and pulled Jaeyoung close, wrapping his arms around his neck.

   Not everyone possesses the ability to possess a kiss like the ones in the movies, while being in attire that was rejected as unsuitable for the place they were visiting, that too in a crowded parking lot. Jaeyoung thought he was really lucky.

   Furthermore, Jaeyoung was also very greedy. Initially, he had thought of creating a warm and cozy atmosphere and setting off for the airport, but as soon as their lips touched, other thoughts emerged. Jaeyoung lifted his eyes slightly and saw Sangwoo’s tongue emerging between their intertwined lips, a rough desire to have a quickie surged up like pouring oil.

   ‘Think of what is good, think of what is right, think of what is pure…’ 

   Sangwoo, who was fully engrossed in the intense kiss and unaware of Jaeyoung’s feelings, caused him to lose consciousness. The other party pressed himself against Jaeyoung’s chest and licked his lips with care, as if licking something else. If this isn’t teasing, then what is it?

   Jaeyoung backed away inch by inch to prevent the lower part of his body from being caught, until his head collided with the wall with a thud. Sangwoo paid no attention and changed the angle of Jaeyoung’s head before sweeping his tongue into his mouth.

   ‘Think of what is pure, think of what is clean, think of…shit. I don’t know anymore.’ 

   Jaeyoung kissed Sangwoo’s cheek and swallowed the corner of his lip. He felt like he could swallow the other person whole. He grabbed Sangwoo’s waist and pulled him closer. Their lower bodies touched. Sangwoo pushed, but

   Jaeyoung held his head to prevent any complaints and deepened the kiss.

   “Oops, sorry!”

   Sangwoo sensed the unusual atmosphere alongside Jaeyoung’s hardening cock and tried to push Jaeyoung’s shoulder. When he saw it didn’t work, he used his elbow to hit him. If the other person hit back, he would be beaten. Jaeyoung pulled his lips away and quickly bent down, wrapping his arms around Sangwoo’s legs and lifting him up.

   “We have to leave now! Have you gone crazy, hyung?”  He held the struggling man on his shoulder and smiled.

   “Feels like I’ve kidnapped Chu Sangwoo from a noble family. I’m so excited.”

   “Let go. You crazy guy!”

   “Does this village only have such a handsome man? I want to keep this person in the mansion right now. Then all day and night I will…”

   Jaeyoung received a hit from Sangwoo’s knee and had to close his mouth. When he decided that it would be too much to walk home in this condition, he put Sangwoo down on a plastic box. No, he tried to make Sangwoo sit on the plastic box, but they both accidentally rolled off onto the cold floor. Sangwoo tried to crawl towards the exit, but Jaeyoung grabbed his ankle.

   “Hyung, there’s less than three hours left until the flight. We can’t do this.”  Even though his body was being dragged in, Sangwoo still tried to appease Jaeyoung with a tense face. But now, Jaeyoung didn’t want to go on a trip.  Instead he wanted to be with the person he loved, who he hadn’t spent much time with at the chaotic airport, he wanted to lie down together, have meaningless conversations, and eat a full meal. Jaeyoung just wanted to hug Sangwoo tightly. While Sangwoo tried to fight and escape with all his might, a fierce battle took a moment.

   “Hey, why does love have to be so tiring? We should do it once right now and then go on a trip.”

   “What are you talking about, hyung? Let’s talk about the average time we had sex before!”

   “No way, I’m sure it will be quick and easy, just like last Christmas.”

   “The conditions were different back then. I dressed differently.”

   “Right now, I feel the same way as back then.”

   “Shut up!”

   “Just think about it. If we go out like this, we’ll end up having sex on the plane just like last time.”

   Sangwoo sealed his mouth with a face dyed red. It was probably during their trip to Bogota. While they were fooling around at the airport security checkpoint, they sparked a spark. Then they boarded the plane without properly dealing with their desires. Sangwoo declared solemnly that he would maintain his social morality as a high-class animal with dignity, but when he encountered Jaeyoung’s irresistible charm, after seven hours of travel, he couldn’t resist any longer and had to secretly meet in the bathroom.

   “It was really great back then.”

   Sangwoo was so overwhelmed in that plane bathroom that tears kept streaming down. Jaeyoung had to cover his mouth from behind with his hand, but even so, it wasn’t difficult. However, the problem was that during that time, the plane shook, and the warning light for fastening seat belts lit up. Sangwoo tried to leave, of course, Jaeyoung had no intention of letting him go. That day, Sangwoo cried throughout their sexual encounter, but it seemed like it wasn’t because of unfastening the seat belt or turbulence.

   “That was a mistake. Happiness and safety cannot substitute for each other.”

   “You’re right, it’s better to be safe on the ground than in the air.”

   “…”

   Jaeyoung managed to pin down Sangwoo with a marvelous technique before pulling up his shirt eagerly. Sangwoo looked displeased, but he raised his arms obediently. After his shirt came off his head, Jaeyoung immediately took off his own clothes.

   They sat kissing each other for a long time on the cold floor until at one point Sangwoo pushed Jaeyoung away with a tense expression.

   “Wait. We should probably stop messing around now. What do you think we should do?”

   “Well, let’s just catch the next flight. We can leave tomorrow.”

   “It’s a holiday period. There’s a high chance the tickets will be sold out.”

   “Is that so? Then the schedule must be packed because of you.”

   “Why is it because of me?”

   “It’s because you’re too sexy. That’s why it turned out like this. In this situation, how can we go out without the neighbors noticing, they only see us as immoral people.”

   Jaeyoung took Sangwoo’s hand and placed it between his legs. Sangwoo, who was lost in his thoughts, let his body go limp, as if it was about to explode, without paying attention to what was happening.

   “We could also just drive there, even if it takes a long time.”

   “That could work. We could set up camp together after a long time.”

   “And then we can stargaze at night.”

   “And have wild sex outdoors as well.”

   “…I don’t want to be bitten by insects again like that other time.”

   “Let’s do what we need to do first, and then decide together, okay?”

   “Hmm.”

   Sangwoo closed his eyes and naturally turned his face towards Jaeyoung as if he didn’t try to escape just now.

   For more than six years, the other party had stepped into the world of emotions and desires countless times, a place where Jaeyoung resided. Although the plans made were often flawed, Sangwoo seemed to have learned not to care. Meanwhile, even if Jaeyoung escaped to the world of reason and calculations, it didn’t matter because at that moment, all Jaeyoung had to do was take a step towards where the other party was.

   “I should let you know that this is a sex will cost us 852 dollars.”

   “I don’t know, be quiet now.”

   He didn’t want to waste time on negotiations, there are hot vacation days every year, and he can buy new plane tickets anytime, but this day, when he looked up at the sky, he found it so beautiful that it captivated his heart. Then, when he looked aside without thinking, he realized that there was something even more beautiful, the time when he fell in love with someone for the first time, or the time when he saw them living together, it was even more enjoyable to watch. Jaeyoung thought that this kind of radiant time cannot be valued in money.

   Jaeyoung grabbed Sangwoo and sat him on his lap before lifting his lips to his hot neck, sucking the tender flesh under his chin and jawline before dragging his tongue down to the collarbone. When using his lips to clear the collarbone, Sangwoo twisted and pressed his upper body closer. Jaeyoung used his fingers to trace the curve of his waist to the buttocks.

   While he was melting and dissolving Sangwoo completely, an orange tail passed by in front. Sangwoo frowned with irritation. So Jaeyoung pointed to the exit to resolve this conflict.

   “VB, we humans are going to mate. Go into the house. Execute.” Meow.

   “This quickie will take a while. No need to wait.”

   Jaeyoung made sure that the cat had left the parking lot. Before pressing the remote control to close the door, the blue parking lot gate gradually moved down, slowly cutting them off from the outside world.

   Jaeyoung lifted Sangwoo in his arms before placing him on the car’s trunk, the favorite car of them both, his black hair tangled and not in place. At the same time, the wonderful sunlight that came through the narrow window shone down on the face of the other person, dust danced in the air, and the black eyes reflected the image of Jaeyoung like a mirror, glowing with infatuation.

   ‘This picture is awesome.’ 

   Jaeyoung closed off the many beautiful things in front of him with narrow eyes. In an instant, other senses rushed in, in a more exciting way.

   “Sangwooya…”

   Sometimes, when they hugged each other, Jaeyoung remembered the day he entered the apartment, about thirty square meters in size, for the first time, the day when Chu Sangwoo was still very young and locked him in the bathroom, making him angry.

   Once, he had struggled to try sleeping with the other person just once, but that stubborn thought had long disappeared. This black mamba snake was a dangerous animal that only knew how to dig into the depths of Jaeyoung’s heart and stay in the room called “emotions,” unwilling to leave. It often devoured only the truth and discarded everything else.

   “Sangwooya.”

   “Hmm.”

   The filtered vision called love made the whole body turn a fiery red. The white neck made Jaeyoung constantly want to kiss it, with the red marks of passion all over it. Both cheeks turned red, the warm tone of passion passed through the intertwined hands, and even the glass-like eyes flickered with a flame that never went out.

   “Chu Sangwoo.”

   Unbreakable trees even when the wind blows strong won’t fall, the dangerous second wheel of a single-wheeled bicycle. 

   The second he was sure that he had a deep spiritual connection with Sangwoo, Jaeyoung realized how deeply he loved the man in front of him. He became a better person because of this person, and he thought of good luck, happiness, life, moments, and even nirvana. However, he didn’t say anything, not even a word. He had explained these things many times before, but it was possible that Sangwoo only understood them at face value. 

   Originally, he and Sangwoo were two different types of people living in different colors and temperatures. Although they had many common points since they stepped into each other’s lives, they were still more different than they seemed. And that’s why Jaeyoung thought that this love was the only one in his world and could not be replaced by anything. 

   “Darling, it’s hot.”

   “Really? The maximum temperature today is set…oops!”

   The era in which the sharp-witted goddesses who possess the weapon of emotions held the position of Muse has been gone for a very long time [1]. If the Muse of artists in the 21st century were a dust-sucking robot that does not support functions like mind reading, what would be wrong? 

   Semantic Error, your logic is faulty. 

   Complete. 

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   [1] Muse, “Muses.” Inspirational goddesses for poets, singing enchanting songs, they are the daughters of Zeus and Mnemosyne. There are a total of 9 muses, namely Calliope, Urania, Melpomene, Thalia, Terpsichore, Erato, Polyhymnia, Euterpe, and Clio, each with their own distinct discipline. 

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   Hello. 

   Thank you to all readers who have journeyed with us until now, every comment and review is an important source of encouragement for the translator. 

   Although the novel has ended, I believe that Hyung Jaeyoung and Sangwoo must be happy together somewhere, because this error is a part of the operating system that has been fully integrated and will never be separated. 🙂 

   Thank you for making all five volumes meaningful every day. From now on, I will miss everyone a lot T__T. Anyway, if you like this novel translation, please leave a thoughtful comment.  Thank you. T/N Eunuch End. 

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SMNTCERR, Special Chapter 30: Syntax Error #16. 

   Jang Jaeyoung had a nightmare.

   He and Sangwoo were in a city of wickedness, facing complexities like a detective movie. They both had laser guns, standing back to back, dealing with enemies as if in a film. Then they kissed passionately with explosions in the background, until the climax of this story. It remained an exciting blockbuster [1] that made one’s hair stand on end, but in the meantime, Sangwoo disappeared, turning it into a horror movie.

   In the dream, Jaeyoung kept looking for Sangwoo, who had gone missing, until his eyes swelled and his voice hoarse. Meanwhile, he felt a conflict in his heart when he saw a strange creature holding a bouquet, shouting, “I want to marry,” like a slogan without knowing why.

   Ding! Ding! Ding!

   Jaeyoung returned to the real world with a sound that made him feel upset.

   As he reached out to hit the loud alarm clock, the sharp noise stopped.

   “Well, it’s good that it is just a dream.”

   He placed his hand on his forehead and sighed. It must be because Jaehong kept talking about getting married and dreaming strange dreams. He turned to tell the dream to Sangwoo, but the empty space next to him was empty.

   “Well… I’ve told him many times to wake me up with a gentle kiss.”

   On his day off, Chu Sangwoo set an alarm urging Jaeyoung to wake up at the desired time. Then he went to do his own work, because the ‘gentle kiss’ didn’t wake up Jaeyoung, and even if he did wake up, it was highly likely that they would spend so much time making love that the morning would pass. Although Jaeyoung liked to sleep naked and be lazy, it seemed that dreams like this only happened every two or three months.

   Jaeyoung closed his eyes again and rolled over under the blankets, burying his face in Sangwoo’s pillow and breathing in his scent. But then the phone rang, and as expected, it was Sangwoo. Jaeyoung answered the call and put the communication device on his ear.

   “What’s up, my love….”

   [I’ll be down in a moment.] 

   After saying what needed to be said, Sangwoo hung up. Jaeyoung looked at the phone screen, which had turned black, feeling melancholy.

   “Are you angry?”

   Others often said that Sangwoo’s way of speaking was always the same, but they didn’t know anything. Although Sangwoo hardly raised his voice, his facial expressions and way of speaking showed when he was upset, and now he was dissatisfied.

   “Why?”

   Jaeyoung went into the bathroom to take a shower, reflecting on what had happened yesterday. He was disturbed by the sudden visit of Jaehong, who disrupted everything, and he thought he could destroy this relationship if he just focused on it. So he arranged for the two to meet by chance. Then he followed the two to see Sangwoo’s reaction, and after Sangwoo dealt with Jaehong, he went to pick up the pitiful younger brother at the hotel and brought him clothes from Jaehong’s house. Then he was made to be angry by Sangwoo until a glass was broken. When Sangwoo acted cute and charming, the anger gradually subsided, and it ended with great sex. After that, he couldn’t remember anything.

   “… I wonder if I’ll just have dinner alone tonight.”

   In addition to this, he still hadn’t tidied up his things. Yesterday was the day they were supposed to watch a movie together, but he fell asleep. And it is the day before the long weekend break. There must be many things that needed to be taken care of, but the other party probably did all the cleaning alone… There were a lot of things that made him angry. 

   Jaeyoung finished brushing his teeth and stood in front of the mirror, hoping to cool down Sangwoo’s mood even just a little. He went to a closet on one floor and put on a Hawaii shirt, board shorts, heart-shaped sunglasses, and clipped a surfboard keychain to his side, a perfect outfit for the lively tourist destination. 

   Sangwoo, who was locking his large travel bag, glanced at Jaeyoung. Then, he lowered his gaze and looked at the bag again with a blank face, ready to speak but turned his body to the side as if waiting. 

   “I guess there’s no confusion about where we’re going for a warm vacation, right?”

   “….”

   “Go change your clothes. While I’m still talking nicely.”

   “Give me a kiss first.”

   “No, let’s go eat breakfast.”

   A gust of wind quickly blew by. Jaeyoung sat down at the table to eat his breakfast with a heavy heart and looked at the food Sangwoo had prepared. The large bowl was filled with sugar-free cereal and plant-based products that

   Sangwoo said contained complete and balanced nutrients, and it looked and tasted like cat food.

   Jaeyoung took advantage of the moment when Sangwoo looked elsewhere and quickly scooped out half of the cereal before pouring milk into the bowl. Just as the cat jumped up on his lap and let out a satisfying meow, he swallowed the lump in his throat and began eating breakfast.

   Sangwoo was busy going in and out of this room and that, then he brought two travel bags and placed them in front of the door. Jaeyoung quickly finished eating his food and took the bowl to rinse it with tap water in the kitchen. He then followed Sangwoo, even though he was treated like a stray human.

   ‘There’s nothing else to do, huh?’ 

   Jaeyoung, who was flipping through the utility bill without any necessity, received a clue from the cat that was wandering around near his feet.

   “Oh! Our VB must be hungry….”

   “I’ve given it food.”

   “Before going on a trip, at least you have to clean the dust….”

   “I’ve done it.”

   “It’s my responsibility….”

   “I’ve collected it.”

   “….”

   “I choose clothes based on the frequency of wearing, while for other items I choose based on necessity.”

   Sangwoo spoke immediately and quickly walked past Jaeyoung’s side. Although he might be photographed in mismatched outfits between the upper and lower parts during the hot break, he wasn’t in a position to complain.

   Jaeyoung spoke loudly to the other side.

   “I’m sorry.”

   “….Um.”

   Sangwoo reminded him to pack a bag for the upcoming hot break before going to work abroad as if he already knew it. Jaeyoung felt uneasy when the line went off, thinking that he should have listened to those words.

   “Did you have dinner alone yesterday?”

   “Um.”

   “What did you eat?”

   “French fries and instant soup.”

   Hesitantly, he thought of grilling ribeye beef and fresh shoots together served with authentic baked potatoes alongside. Jaeyoung couldn’t say anything, feeling like karma was teasing him.

   Sangwoo took two snowboards and placed them at the front door, then picked up the phone.

   [Hello, Ted, Brown, this is Chu Sangwoo, your neighbor. Me and Jae will go on a weekend break today. Did you know? Okay, I am calling to remind you about the agreement you made last month. Thank you again for taking care of Jae’s cat. If you feed this pet and not abuse it, we will take care of your dog with care when you go on a hot break. The position of the house key is the same as the last vacation break. If you forget any requests, please read them in the manual on the shoe rack. And also….]

   The English language developed rapidly, but Sangwoo’s vocabulary and grammar were more extensive and accurate than those of the native speakers.

   However, there were limitations in terms of the naturalness of the conversation. Despite the peculiar way of speaking, Chu Sangwoo was wellliked by his neighbors.

   While Sangwoo was talking on the phone with his neighbor, Jaeyoung picked up the cat and rubbed its nose against his forehead as a goodbye gesture.

   “VB, from today onwards, your brother and I will go out together. You can stay at home, okay? Uncle Teddy will bring food for you and clean the bathroom. Play a lot and have fun. And don’t go outside, okay? If anyone comes to look for trouble, give them a scratch first. Understand?”

   VB was a smart and intimidating cat. Jaeyoung was confident that this little one understood human speech, even if Sangwoo disagreed.

   Jaeyoung tried to hold Sangwoo back to give him a kiss when he finished his phone call and walked by, but Sangwoo evaded him skillfully.

   “We will leave in twelve minutes, so go change into your nice clothes… and I will be mad if you mess my hair.”

   Sangwoo opened the front door and used both hands to pull out two travel bags. Jaeyoung picked up a backpack and held two snowboards.

   As they opened the door and stepped outside, the warm sun shone down. They forgot their original intention of going to the car garage and stood there with their hands covering their foreheads, admiring the beautiful and radiant summer day.

   While they stood there in awe, VB came out to see them. Two high-school students from the neighboring village cycled by and greeted them. Then Chu

   Sangwoo, who had gone into the house for a while, came out and joined them. Jaeyoung, with a smug smile, followed the other side to the car garage. Just like the game room that is tailored to Sangwoo’s taste, the garage is Jaeyoung’s kingdom. Jaeyoung, who is the king of this place, has the main responsibility for making decisions about interior design and cleaning. There is a graphic image with a black snake between the letters of the word “HOME”, which was just drawn last winter. It is overlaid with graffiti of a howling wolf that used to occupy the wall before.

   Underneath, there are sprays, cans of paint, and paintbrushes that have not been picked up for half a year, lying scattered and cluttered. In one corner, there are bicycles, electric scooters, roller skates, knee pads, and helmets, each with two sets. There are also several stacked skateboards in a disorderly manner. Two clear plastic boxes are filled with sports equipment such as basketballs, soccer balls, bowling balls, gloves and baseball bats, tennis rackets, and frisbees. But Sangwoo never seemed to care about the condition of the garage.

   Jaeyoung remembered parking a red sports car far away, a couple of blocks, “to trick Sangwoo.” But he realized that it had somehow returned to where it should be.

   Jaeyoung opened the rear of the SUV parked in the middle of the three spaces. As he loaded his belongings into the car, Sangwoo stood in front of the door with a waist bag for traveling and was looking at his phone. On the other hand, it was a habit to check the rice cooker before traveling, every ten minutes.

   Jaeyoung pretended to walk past Sangwoo to exit the garage before suddenly turning around and hugging the other person from behind.

   “…What?”

   He placed his chin on the other’s shoulder and tightened his arms to prevent the other from escaping. Sangwoo froze for a moment before lifting his phone back up to eye level. Jaeyoung read the first line out loud.

   “Passport.”

   “…It’s in the bag-A.”

   “Mine, too?”

   Sangwoo paused. Jaeyoung then kissed the other person’s cheek as a reward.

   “Canadian dollars.”

   “It’s in the bag-A.”

   This time, Jaeyoung kissed the other cheek. Sangwoo didn’t flinch.

   “International driver’s license.”

   “In the bag-A.”

   “Bring mine too.”

   “Okay.”

   As he pressed his lips against the familiar edge again, Sangwoo’s lips began to move slightly.

   “Winter jacket.”

   “In the bag-D.”

   The fourth kiss, Sangwoo’s voice softened a bit, he continued listing items: ski suit, goggles, snowboard, gloves, sleeping bag, binoculars, camera… until he checked the emergency medicine box as the final item. Then, Sangwoo spoke up.

   “Done.”

   When he finished what he had to do, Jaeyoung was about to tell him to step back, but he hugged his shoulders even tighter.

   “Travel itinerary.”

   He whispered in Sangwoo’s ear, so he raised his index finger and pointed to his temple.

   “In my mind.”

   Jaeyoung pressed his lips against the crook of the man’s neck, thinking that was an unexpected and sharp response.

   “Travel schedule.”

   “In my mind.”

   This time, he kissed the earlobe and nibbled it gently.

   “Expectations.”

   Sangwoo seemed to be pondering for a moment before pointing to his heart without saying anything. That was an excellent move, making Jaeyoung feel embraced by the man. Jaeyoung kissed the edge of the other’s lips before resting his chin on his shoulder and whispered.

   “You are missing the most important thing… Sangwoo-ya.”

   “Impossible.”

   “My love for you, and did you bring it?”

   “Of course it is, that, right there, it’s always here…”

   It seems that the confident finger Sangwoo extended would cause confusion, pointing to the space between the heart and the legs. Then the pointing finger stops somewhere between those two points.

   Jaeyoung grabbed Sangwoo, turned him around, and hugged him tightly, almost breaking him. It was an action done out of desire, like eating a meal, but it strangely made his heart warm. Even though he hugged someone in front of him countless times, his heart beat strongly as if a beautiful and graceful pet had jumped into the hug. Sangwoo was slightly surprised. “Hyung?”  ________________________________________. 

   [1] Bomber movie = market movie, money-making movie. 

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SMNTCERR, Special Chapter 29: Syntax Error #15. 

   “Heh, heh…”

   Jaeyoung continued to hold Sangwoo tightly, which made Sangwoo’s body tremble. Suddenly, he raised his face and moved down to find Sangwoo’s lips, his finger snaking through his hair, followed by his hand cupping his cheek. They were both out of breath, and had to exhale every two to three seconds, but their lips immediately connected.

   Jaeyoung pressed his nose down until it touched and gently brushed his cheeks, nose, mouth, and other random spots. Sangwoo was able to express his feelings after the love making they had just experienced.

   “When I traveled for work somewhere, you must have been hungry for it?”

   His voice was hoarse for a moment, and the sound that came out lacked continuity.

   “My love, you shouldn’t be able to say that sentence. Even if you don’t see my face you will still cum.”

   Jaeyoung responded with a laugh, and the other’s hair stood up with sweat, his chest rising and falling heavily as if he had just run a long distance.  “Hot.”

   Jaeyoung slowly pulled his body away from Sangwoo’s. Then, he sat down and began to unbutton, but after a few attempts, he struggled to remove it, wet like a taut t-shirt with a lack of patience. It seemed difficult for a shirt that clung tightly to the sweat-soaked body, and ultimately, the tearing sound became louder.

   “I put on a fitted shirt, and this is how it turns out.”

   Jaeyoung threw away a piece of fabric that was once a shirt, which looked good on the wall before he took off the sweat-stained and stained boxer briefs and kicked them far away.

   ‘It’s best not to wear anything at all.’ 

   Sangwoo picked up a condom and put it on himself. As he sat on  Jaeyoung’s lap without hesitation and started kissing, the person being kissed tightly wrapped their arms around Sangwoo’s waist. Jaeyoung cock gently brushed against the inside of Sangwoo’s legs as he moved back and forth, if you didn’t see the whitish stains stuck under the condom you wouldn’t know if it has been released or not.

   “Darling, shall we gamble this time?”

   “Hmm? Gamble what?”

   “Whoever cum first has to give the other person a blowjob fifty million times.”

   “No, thanks.”

   While Sangwoo changed to a new condom and applied lube on it, Jaeyoung continued to talk aimlessly as if he were at ease, like a group of celebrities. But as Sangwoo pulled him closer and swallowed that part of him with his love hole, the expression on Jaeyoung’s face changed.

   “Hey… wait.”

   Jaeyoung used his other hand to stroke Sangwoo’s shoulder and let out a low moan before lifting him up to lie down again with a lustful expression.

   “It’s my turn now. Now you keep still.”

   Sangwoo pushed his shoulder aside, hearing that, Jaeyoung smiled devilishly like a drunk person.

   “What if I don’t?”

   “Then I’ll tie your hands together, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.”

   “You want me to beg for a real touch but only speak…”

   Jaeyoung used both hands to hold Sangwoo’s buttocks and smiled teasingly. Then, Sangwoo pushed the chest of the man he cherished, causing him to collapse back onto the pillow instead of giving an answer.

   ***

   “…until then, I still thought that he was just a planner, a bit straightforward, but on the last day when we were drinking together, he just couldn’t stop talking. I listened to him bragging about his daughter for two hours.”

   “Does he have a daughter? When I talked to him on the phone, it seemed like he said he was still single.”

   “Oh, well, he went back and forth and it seems that he has three daughters now. I also learned Danish with him, you know.”

   Jaeyoung raised his finger to write words in the air, silently reciting the words that Sangwoo couldn’t hear.

   “Offensive words.”

   “How do you know?”

   According to the resume, Jaeyoung can speak five languages, but if we count just the offensive words, he can curse in fourteen languages.

   “Oh. And he said he would invite us to his wedding, so I accepted.”

   “When can we meet to get the invitation?”

   “One day…maybe.”

   Sangwoo frowned, initially he was hesitant about the number of guests attending the wedding. It had already increased significantly from the number he initially planned. However, Jaeyoung insisted on adding two more guests before Choi Yoona, who had originally declined the invitation because it was too far, changed her mind and decided to come along. This caused the need to add one more person, creating a real headache.

   “So…183 people?”

   “I’m not satisfied with the number.”

   The number Sangwoo initially set was a specific number. He believed that the special number 1 and himself, who could be divisible by it, were fitting for the ceremony that claimed to love only the couple. Therefore, he disliked the number 183, which was a composite number.

   “It’s too many divisible numbers.”

   “Then let’s add four more people, making it 187 people, to match my height.”

   “Height is a number that changes with time. What does it even mean?”

   “What? Are you saying that I will shrink when I get old?”

   “…I didn’t mean it that way, the latest measurement of your height was 188, not 180 or something, the height is a variable number, that’s it.”

   It might be because of my thick socks, or maybe it’s because of the shoe inserts, but either way, Jaeyoung firmly believes that he grew one centimeter taller. 

   “I was just joking about that.”

   “…”

   “Well then, let’s go with 189 people, it’s a prime number, right?”

   “No, the numbers that can be divided evenly are 1, 3, 7, 9, 21, 27, 63, and

189. I strongly disagree with choosing numbers that have too many divisors.”

   Hearing Sangwoo speak seriously, Jaeyoung burst into laughter as if he heard a joke.

   “In that case, let’s set the date for the 4th day, April at 4 o’clock and 44 minutes. Let’s invite 44 people.”

   “Are you still playing? Do you think that skepticism and the desire for everything to be perfect for me are the same?”

   “No, it’s not the same. I don’t believe in those superstitions.”

   Jaeyoung playfully leaned against Sangwoo’s back without hiding his laughter. Then he kissed his neck.

   “Then how about 191? Is it a prime number?”

   “Oh.”

   “Let’s go with that one then, it’s like rate 19+[1] perfect.”

   “Okay.”

   Sangwoo sighed, the starting rate of the wedding guests was around 53% of the current number, but now it has increased so much that it’s difficult to call it a “small wedding.”

   “It’s all because of you, 101 the guests would be all complete now.”

   “No, I don’t really like it, it reminds me of Dalmatians.”

   “…”

   “Sangwooya.”

   “What?”

   “How many guests will there be? the important matter between the two of us is getting married.”

   “It’s a joke. And not long ago, you were still saying that if the song Salut d’Amour played, you wouldn’t get married.”

   “Ah… that song doesn’t really matter, you know.”

   Sangwoo heard a loud yawn from behind, he pulled Jaeyoung’s arm and lightly tapped his head, while the hand that was hugging his waist tightened. At the same time, he felt something that he assumed to be Jaeyoung’s lips pressing against his neck before pulling away. 

   Although he enjoyed sleeping and talking like this, Sangwoo wondered how long he had to let himself stay in this state, because Jaeyoung, who was currently dozing off, had finished cummed but still seemed unwilling to let Sangwoo’s body rest. 

   “Darling, I want to take a shower.”

   “Let’s stay like this for a little longer.”

   “How long is ‘a little’?”

   “Ten minutes.”

   A large hand rested on his head and ruffled his hair. This conversation had happened three times before, but Jaeyoung still didn’t let go of Sangwoo’s waist. There was one time where he shifted his body and the disgusting and fearful thing almost slipped out, but he said, ‘Poor little child’, breathed, and shoved it back in.

   After Jaeyoung promised not to do anything and left the other party alone like that, Sangwoo thought that if the other party tried to do anything even a little, he would get up immediately. But Jaeyoung hugged Sangwoo from behind and remained calm, playing with the back of Sangwoo’s body with pleasure, by brushing his shoulders and sliding his fingers along the spine.

   Then he whispered sweet-nothings into his ear before blowing air into it.

   The hand that had previously been rubbing the back for a moment climbed up along the spinal bones and came up to the point where there was a tattoo.

   Jaeyoung kissed that spot gently.

   “But my dear, why did you lose weight so much during the time we didn’t see each other?”

   ‘No, not really.’ 

   After going through a period of growth, even though Sangwoo maintained the same weight, sometimes Jaeyoung would find him thin, weak, or sullen. During those times, when he brought up the topic of weight, the other party would often argue that their eyes and hands were more accurate, so it would be better to listen to what the other party wanted to understand.

   “I wasn’t with you for six days. I was stressed and burned more energy, I think.”

   “Really? Is that so?”

   “Um, yes.”

   “I thought I would find something delicious for you to eat since I went to the market.”

   “…we are going on a vacation already. Why are we going to the market?”

   “Don’t complain.”

   Jaeyoung hugged Sangwoo’s waist tighter than before.

   ‘You wanna go to the market today. Even though we’re going on a three-week vacation tomorrow. You’re really strange.’ 

   According to Jaeyoung’s style, he probably bought several things according to his desires. Not only food to eat today, but of course everything would be frozen. The smart choice for a day like this would be to order delivery or go to a nearby restaurant.

   ‘And we still haven’t packed anything yet.’ 

   He was worried since the other party had a work schedule outside before the vacation. So he scolded the other party to prepare in advance, but of course, Jaeyoung traveled to Denmark leaving his empty suitcase as before.

   ‘We will travel the day after tomorrow. Need to clean up.’ 

   Since Jaeyoung wasn’t at home for six days, the house was surprisingly well maintained, but they still had to dust because they wouldn’t be at home for a long time and left the cat alone. Even though the neighbors would come to check on it twice a day, they only came to take care of the cat.

   There were many things to do, but Jaeyoung still had an insatiable appetite and kept the parking card on the bed with the excuse that it was cold outside.

   Sangwoo finished thinking and opened his mouth to speak.

   “Now I should get up… There’s still a lot to do. First, let’s go take a shower and talk about dinner together, just showering. If you think about starting again, I will get really angry. Right now, I think ordering food is a better option than cooking, so let’s order food. And while we wait for the food to be delivered, I will dust off and tidy up.”

   “…”

   “Hey?”

   He started feeling uneasy when he saw the hand that used to tightly hold his waist comfortably lie down on the bed and heard the constant sound of breathing from behind when he tried to listen closely. When he turned his face to look, he realized that Jaeyoung was sleeping.

   “Hey, Jang Jaeyoung!”

   Sangwoo shook the other person’s shoulder before he fell into a deep sleep, but it was useless. Even though he called his name near his ear, there was no movement, but rather, it seemed more like a coma.

   Considering the time difference, the flight time, and Jaeyoung’s habit of watching movies on the plane without sleeping, it could be predicted that the other person had been awake for about twelve hours already, and if that was true, he wouldn’t wake up until tomorrow morning.

   “You’ve done too much. Damnit.”

   Sangwoo took a deep breath and got up from the bed. His legs were trembling, but he slowly crawled to collect the clothes that needed to be washed, including the scattered condoms, and made the bed. Then, he took a damp towel and wiped Jaeyoung’s body before dressing him in a fresh pair of underwear.

   Before leaving, he had something to do. Sangwoo climbed onto the bed and tightly hugged the sleeping Jaeyoung. Then he whispered clearly into the other person’s ear.

   “I want to marry Chu Sangwoo.”

   Even though Jaeyoung happily accepted Sangwoo’s proposal five years ago, he now had thoughts of whether to get married or not. Jaeyoung firmly believed that even if there were no legal documents, he was content with his current life, and his life right now wasn’t any different from being married, so he didn’t know how it would be different. Sangwoo failed to persuade the other person with logic, and after that, he tried to brainwash Jaeyoung whenever he had the chance and when Jaeyoung was not conscious.

   “I want to marry Chu Sangwoo.”

   After repeating the same sentence five times, Jaeyoung’s lips twitched, revealing a hint of a smile. This was a sign of receiving some kind of idea or suggestion. Sangwoo moved closer, observing his every move. Jaeyoung blushed slightly and muttered.

   “Chu Sangwoo…”

   “Marry.”

   “Me.”

   “I want to marry Chu Sangwoo.”

   “Sangwoo… cute…”

   “I want to marry.”

   “Have… sex.”

   Sangwoo thought about whether to fluff the pillow on his boyfriend’s face before taking out the cloth to wipe.

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   [1] Korean rating 19+ = Normal rating is 18+, the numbering discrepancy is due to the Korean age counting system including the years spent in the womb. 

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SMNTCERR, Special Chapter 28: Syntax Error #14. 

   Jaeyoung exhaled heavily, swept his gaze around like a madman, and took out a condom packet. He opened it and inserted the smooth and shiny layered cock forcefully into Sangwoo’s tight entrance, almost like a one hit wonder. The other party’s rough entrance was so tight that it seemed physically impossible for the cock to enter. Even though it seemed impossible, that thing had brought joy to Sangwoo countless times.

   Jaeyoung grabbed one of Sangwoo’s legs and pressed it against his own body, with a lost expression. He used both hands to spread the buttocks wide and inserted the gel into the entrance immediately.

   “Ah, it hurts!”

   Despite preparing himself mentally, the moan still slipped past, escaping from the firmly bitten lips, and Jaeyoung’s hands slid down to firmly grasp Sangwoo’s butt, his face looking terrible. At the same time, he squeezed the slippery gel more than necessary onto Sangwoo’s body. Then, he held Sangwoo’s arm tightly and rested his chin on his shoulder, pushing the heavy flesh that was harder than it appeared into the narrow and forcefully pushed it into his body.

   “Wait… it hurts, ah, slowly… gentle.”

   Jaeyoung covered Sangwoo’s mouth with the same organ and did what was left unfinished, the intense feeling of something foreign entering his body was so intense that tears welled up in his eyes, and his head bumped loudly against the headboard, creating a loud noise throughout. Although they had only done this twice, it may be because it hadn’t been done in a long time…

   Jaeyoung felt exceptionally more emotional and overindulgent.

   Jaeyoung pushed in until the very end with a force that almost broke Sangwoo’s body and then released his lips.

   “Hah, hah… Hey, if your ass grips me this hard I will be turned into an eunuch.”

   “…”

   “If my cock breaks, you will also lose.”

   Sangwoo forgot to blink his eyes tightly before they flickered weakly, feeling like they were just forcefully penetrated that his cock lost feeling and then deflated altogether. But when he heard Jaeyoung’s whispering, his cock surged up and hardened again.

   When looking up, the stimulus in his stomach became stronger. Between the brows that were furrowed under the dark brown hair, the eyes moved aimlessly like a drunk person. The chest moved up and down due to intense breathing, with sweat sticking, especially on the white shirt that was cut just enough to be moist with sweat and attached to the chest. Just by looking at that image, the lower part swelled up.

   ‘Wow, it feels like I legally cheated.’ 

   Sangwoo pondered the forbidden words in his mind. At that moment, Jaeyoung frowned as if reading his thoughts.

   “What were you thinking just now?”

   “… I wasn’t thinking about anything.”

   “Tell me quickly.”

   As Sangwoo turned his face away, Jaeyoung’s gaze became sharper. So Sangwoo had to speak without evasion.

   “I think it’s like I am doing something dishonest within the boundaries of the law.”

   “Are you going to say it feels exciting and thrilling like having sex with someone else?”

   Jaeyoung twisted the meaning of those words in the most sinister way possible. His mental state was not normal to begin with. And now, it seemed like he was fanning the flames even more. In times like this, comforting actions would not be effective. So Sangwoo put on the most pitiful expression.

   “I-I’m s-so-sorry, Se-Senior Jae-young.”

   “…”

   “Please-forgive-me.”

   Jaeyoung seemed completely unaffected by the sincere apology. The other party laughed lightly, teasingly sliding a finger between his neck and collarbone, and pulled, causing the tie he was wearing to loosen. Then he grabbed the long ends of the tie and placed them on the back of Sangwoo’s head, tying it up. His vision became completely dark.

   Sangwoon had experienced this before, but never had everything happen all at once before, no matter how much he could handle, this was just too unfair.  Sangwoo couldn’t see what was in front of him, so he assumed that Jaeyoung’s face was already there and he pushed him away.

   “This is too much. I think I also need freedom to enjoy sex now. Punishing me with all three things is unfair, release one… “

   Jaeyoung pulled his body back slightly before pushing his hips forward. Sangwoo, who wasn’t ready, accidentally gasped and let out a cry. As he spread his legs unintentionally, Jaeyoung grabbed the remaining leg and pressed it against Sangwoo, hands tied, body folded in half, and at the same time, the movement began.

   “Ah, wait…wait- … it hurts!”

   Jaeyoung barged in with determination. He went through the steps of covering his body with kisses until Sangwoo relaxed and responded back aggressively.

   Sangwoo bit his lips tightly to withstand the pain. The reason his tears welled up was not only because of the thoughtless action, but there was more to it. The other party seemed to fucking without mercy, but that cock kept brushing past his G point and made him close his eyes tightly.

   It had been seven years since they got together and they had been sleeping together often and sharing the same bed. Jaeyoung, who knew Sangwoo well, almost like his own skillful hands, never missed his target. Sangwoo didn’t want to show that his emotions were triggered so violently that his eyes were closed, his arms restrained, but the moans that came from deep within his stomach still slipped out. Sangwoo took a deep breath and moved his head, and at that moment, Jaeyoung’s lips brushed against the nape of his neck.

   “My love, who am I?”

   ‘Such a silly question. I guess I should answer.’ 

   When he closed his mouth and refused to respond, Jaeyoung, who had stopped his actions for a moment, became even harsher, thrusting forcefully until Sangwoo screamed out.

   “I asked who I was.”

   He gritted his teeth and clenched his fists. In an instant, Jaeyoung grabbed his neck and pressed down, creating a sound of flesh hitting on flesh.

   Sangwoo lost his coolness instantly.

   “Uh, uh, uh… ugh…”

   Even though Jaeyoung acted tough, his arms still held Sangwoo’s waist tightly, and his lips moved up to touch his cheek, breathing heavily like a roar in the ear.

   Not being able to see ahead, Sangwoo felt that his sense of touch became even more sensitive. The weight of Jaeyoung pressing down on him, his scent, the breath that felt like a threatening sound in his ear, the squelching sound of saliva, the sharp sound of bed frame, the wet feeling of his soaked shirt as if it had just come out of water, and the heavy pressure on his body that made him unable to hold back his groans.

   “Ah, ahh! Ah, oppa… Jae… Jaeyoung.”

   “Uh, ah, ah… right answer.”

   Sangwoo often forgot that his hands were tied and attempted to reach out to Jaeyoung. He wanted to embrace his neck and hold him, but he couldn’t. With regret, he tried to spread his legs as far apart as possible. In an instant,

   Jaeyoung’s upper body went deeper and rubbed against the inside wall.

   “Ah, ah!”

   After colliding and almost tearing their bodies apart for a moment, the pain quickly turned into unexpected pleasure, and that was the only pleasure in this world that he was given. Jaeyoung pushed himself in, roughly rubbing Sangwoo’s hair and pulling. Then, he forcefully stuck his stiff tongue into his mouth, as if it was his body. Sangwoo sucked on it without consciousness and began to match his movements waist with Jaeyoung’s rhythm.

   The sound of moaning grew louder, saliva dribbled from the edge of their mouths, and their chests touched closely. The overwhelming pleasure made his brain go blank, and the embarrassment disappeared. He even forgot the resentment that Jaeyoung had provoked unjustly. If there was something he didn’t like, there was only one thing, the fact that he couldn’t see the other person’s face at that moment.

   “Sang… Woo-ya.”

   Amidst the loud moaning, Jaeyoung muttered with a hoarse voice. It was uncertain whether he felt it himself or not, but it was clear to see that the other party’s cock was getting bigger and bigger. But the reproductive organ that had always been difficult to penetrate into the same old place remained stubborn and difficult to slide in, diligently pushing against the inner wall. “If…you.”

   “Uhum.”

“Remember, if you switch your thinking off with other vermin, you will die for sure.”

“Huh, huh, uh huh, uh, shut the fuck…up.”

Sangwoo had no consciousness to reply in language, he flicked his face sideways to match the rhythm of Jaeyoung’s movements. The feeling of something encroaching on his limited spaced hole made his skin crawl, causing him to feel like crying. Every time the connecting parts came close, his hair stood on end, and his body trembled. He wanted to push Jang Jaeyoung away, want to swallow the other party, and want to embrace the other party, more than anything else. Above everything else, he wanted to see the face of that person and wanted to touch that body to the fullest.

“Ah, huh. Don’t like it. Don’t…like it.”

“Don’t like…anything. Even though I really like it.”

“I…want, huh! I want to see you.”

His difficult plea was stifled. Not only that, it only further stimulated Jaeyoung. Jaeyoung exhaled heavily, lingering beside his ear, affecting his body more intensely than before.

“Ah, uh, huh! Please…I beg you…”

Poke, poke, poke. The speed increased gradually, making Sangwoo unable to keep up with the movements of the person above even a little bit. His body, which relied on Jaeyoung softly, trembled violently, accompanied by the sharp sound of metal, so loud that it made his ears hurt. The sound of grinding teeth, no matter how hard he tried to suppress it, was replaced by cries in an instant.

The impending feeling rushed in his balls faster than usual, coming up like rising water. Sangwoo tried to hold it back in every possible way, but since both of his hands were tied up, there was no way to resist. The dam of water endured the continuous onslaught a few times and finally exploded.

Pure white delight poured over his body, trying to wash away every nerve sensation, tears, sweat, saliva, everything soaked in pleasure and writhing without order. Sangwoo both surprised and hated Jaeyoung for tying him so tightly and making him feel so miserable that he cried out in anguish.

Jaeyoung pressed his body against Sangwoo’s and hesitated for a moment, then his lips touched the corner of the other’s mouth, his wet tongue licked the edge of his eyelids and slid down to his chin. After that, not long after, the front image brightened.

Sangwoo locked eyes with Jaeyoung through teary eyes. Jaeyoung raised his hand to wipe the remaining tears on his cheeks and used his tongue to lick.

   “Afraid that I’ll be thirsty?”

   “I’ve told you before, I don’t like it!”

   “It’s alright. You are good at it.”

   Jaeyoung smiled and put his hands on both sides of Sangwoo’s waist and lifted slightly, causing the cock still lodged in his body to shift and press on the sensitive spot. Sangwoo’s eyes closed tightly and a moan escaped, the cock that had just released cum a while ago slowly hardened without any signs of fatigue.  “Wait, hyung…”

   “Why?”

   “Untie my hands…please. I’m uncomfortable.”

   “It’s a punishment for teasing me.”

   “Just untie my hands, you bad person.”

   Jaeyoung let out a breath that sounded like a laugh. Sangwoo couldn’t see the other party clearly because of teary lashes acting like curtains. As he blinked, the liquid at the corner of his eye flowed and wet his cheeks.

   “What should I do, huh? Do you think crying will solve it?”

   Jaeyoung softly grumbled and lowered his body. Then, he gently kissed the corner of Sangwoo’s eye as if he had never been rough before, his tongue licking away the tears. At the same time, his hand reached over to the headboard and unfastened the tightly tied buckle.

   The moment he was set free. Sangwoo wrapped his arms around the other’s neck. Once he held onto that shoulder, he didn’t want to let go anymore.

   Jaeyoung laughed, unable to speak immediately.

   “I forgive you because I see that you’re cute.”

   “Give me a kiss…foolish person.”

   “Yes.”

   Jaeyoung’s tongue slid through the corner of his mouth into Sangwoo’s mouth and lifted his body in one motion. He had just cried and expected the other party to be a little more gentle, but it turned out to be the opposite. Jaeyoung lifted Sangwoo’s body slightly and hugged him. Then, he lifted his lower body until there was a sound of flesh colliding, as if his moans turned into fueling desires. Sangwoo held onto that shoulder tightly and lowered his hips to let his body get penetrated faster.

   “Sang… Woo-ya, please control yourself a bit.”

   “Oh, huh! Can’t… Ugh!”

   “You… are teasing too much… I’ve almost cummed several times.”

   Jaeyoung whispered quietly, hugging Sangwoo, who was lost in thought. Despite Sangwoo holding Jaeyoung tightly by the neck, as the penetration grew deeper, his body began to shake uncontrollably.

   Jaeyoung smiled softly and sucked on the corners of Sangwoo’s lips, which were swollen and tender from countless kisses. Below, their bodies intertwined passionately. While it seemed like the angry animal had turned into a gentle lover, there was not much change. The rhythm of their lower bodies colliding became faster and more intense.

   “Oh, huh, huh! Ah… Hyung…”

   “Why, darling… Do you like it?”

   “Ah, uh… Mmm.”

   Jaeyoung firmly held onto Sangwoo’s trembling thighs, his face flushed like a person caught in the wind. Although he couldn’t fully open his eyes, his hips moved even faster, like a timid predator. Their hands entwined, lips pressed against each other, the two bodies melding together, and the synchronized breaths pushed Sangwoo towards ultimate pleasure once again.

   As soon as he closed his eyes with an overwhelming stimulation he couldn’t resist, the large hand cupped his cheek as if to strike. Jaeyoung wanted Sangwoo to always look at him. When he pouted and lifted his eyes, the other person smiled, causing the corners of his eyes to droop even more. It was an unbelievably joyful smile for such a passionate and intense love that made sweat drip down their temples.

   Sangwoo smiled foolishly, forgetting that he had just cried. Jaeyoung’s mouth hung open with a floating expression, and then he let Sangwoo lie down and held his body tightly. As their lower bodies continued to collide, the person on top pressed his lips onto his neck and sucked on his flesh until it hurt.

   “You… have to do this with me… alone, ah, forever.”

   “Ah, ah! Mmm, huh, mmm.”

   “Damn it, just try… cheating on me, and I… I will… fuck you till…”

   “Uh…ah…, stop…. fucking… talking nonsense!”

   They held hands tightly, while their bodies trembled. As Jaeyoung gently brushed his forehead against Sangwoo’s shoulder and closed his eyes, the other gently slipped a finger into his mouth. Sangwoo was reaching his limit, biting Jaeyoung’s finger and tightly embracing his neck, but he couldn’t withstand it any longer.

   The moment Jaeyoung whispered his name in his ear, the deep connection spread throughout Sangwoo’s body, causing pure happiness to cover him from head to toe. Sangwoo was burning, both physically and mentally, as he was overwhelmed by a single person, by the fullness, by Jang Jaeyoung.

   Sangwoo felt as if he couldn’t breathe anymore.

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SMNTCERR, Special Chapter 27: Syntax Error #13. 

Jang Jaeyoung just looked at the other person and rushed to undress, and if the clothing stripping was not as fast as desired, he would probably tear it apart in the first few moments they were together. Sangwoo knew well that the other party was tired and had not rested for a long time, resulting in no sexual desire. However, he was disappointed because this was a time he had been waiting for all week. Jaeyoung looked at Sangwoo silently before gently tapping his nose with his finger.

“Sir… You seem to be saying something strange to Jaehong a lot.”

“I’m saying something.”

“Are we talking about lack of sex? You don’t need to say anything more.”

“I didn’t say anything like that. And it’s actually a serious matter.”

“People don’t call it lack of sex after just two days.”

“But it’s been seven days. 156 hours.”

“Does sexting not count? Well, yeah, you did say it’s something to do with me using my body…”

Jaeyoung’s hand, which was resting on Sangwoo’s stomach, began to move. All five fingers moved as if they were sliding down to his jeans, circling the protruding bones at the back, and teasing his buttocks.

“What does it mean when you say I’m naughty?”

“It means that you were useful when we first met.”

“Really? Anything is better than being an error.”

His slender fingers slowly brushed against the soft flesh on the inside of his thighs, grazing past his crotch. Then gradually, they moved closer to the center with an irritatingly slow speed, bit by bit. Finally, they lightly touched the bulging shaft. Sangwoo couldn’t help but inhale sharply. Jaeyoung stared at

Sangwoo’s face with a mischievous glimmer dancing above his reproductive organ.

“And what about it? If Jang Jaeyoung dresses like that, I might lose control right here. What do you think?”

“…”

Why did that man have to say something that would arouse him after their conversation? Sangwoo could feel his cheeks getting hotter.

“That outfit… I can wear it again. Want to try it on?”

It was hard to decipher whether the proposal was serious or playful. Sangwoo fell into a momentary daze, but he wasn’t foolish enough to not notice the pitfall.

He shifted his attention away from the cheese on the mousetrap. 

“I just said it like that. I like you best when you’re stripped bare like you are now.”

“Really?”

Sangwoo paused for a moment, bewildered.

“Then can I throw that outfit away? But it’s expensive.”

“…Ah, um.”

Jaeyoung smiled slyly before whispering as he slid the tip of his thumb above the erect cock, unnoticed.

“Or maybe, I could wear it right now.”

“…”

“What kind of style and standards do you like? That’s all they do to make a living.”

Sangwoo bit his lip to suppress his heavy breathing, feeling hopeful. At that moment, he felt his nostrils widen. Jaeyoung looked at him with a calm face and smirked.

“But there are two conditions for the exchange.”

“Um, uh, what?”

“Forbidden words, infidelity, moral wrongdoing, and trespassing. There are consequences.”

“…”

“And my siblings’ names. If I hear you talking about him while we’re having sex, I will immediately leave the house and sleep on the street throughout the summer break.”

“Won’t speak. I won’t say anything.”

Sangwoo sighed. Jaeyoung rolled his eyes, clearly displeased. Sangwoo cautiously asked.

“What about the second condition?”

“I’ll tell you later.”

While he was still pondering about what the second condition could be, his vision was suddenly obstructed. Jaeyoung threw a blanket over Sangwoo’s head and jumped off the bed, causing a slight shaking sound.

“Stay like that for ten minutes. Think about dirty obscene things.”

“…Um.”

Sangwoo’s heart raced, but he had no choice but to close his eyes. Ten seconds felt like a long time, but Sangwoo counted honestly before reaching the deadline of one second. He then heard Jaeyoung’s voice nearby.

“Add another fifteen more seconds.”

“…What?”

“No peeking.”

Just by wearing clothes, it takes a long time. Sangwoo was frustrated but had to start counting from one again, unlike helping. Fifteen slow seconds of unbearable agony passed, but this time it was the same before the deadline of one second. Jaeyoung spoke up loudly.

“Another ten seconds.”

The other party deliberately tormented Sangwoo clearly, the clothes were a barrier. Sangwoo wanted the person in those clothes now to be different.

“Is it not enough to just come here?”

“Wait a minute.”

“I am hard already.”

“Well, you saw it earlier, right?”

“I can’t hold it anymore…”

“No, wait, just a moment… Done.”

Sangwoo quickly pulled down the blanket and looked up absentmindedly.

Jaeyoung stood right in front of him.

“Oops…”

The other party was wearing a perfectly fitting white shirt and gray trousers that hugged his chest, with a neatly tied necktie and a messy hairdo. While Sangwoo was stunned, Jaeyoung took a step forward.

“Sangwooya, it’s like this.”

“Huh?”

“I heard something strange…”

The other party put his hand in his pocket and sat playfully on the bed, pulling up the gray silk cloth that covered his legs, revealing the sculpted body that was pushed to the side.

“Is it true that you secretly look at other men with such an entranced face?”

“What?”

Sangwoo was surprised by what he did wrong to the point where it couldn’t be pointed out his misinterpretation of the word ‘perceptive,’ because even though it was the distinctive characteristic of the twins, he secretly looked at the man, Jaehong, for just a few minutes.

Jaeyoung focused his forehead, placed his finger on Sangwoo’s forehead and pushed forcefully, causing Sangwoo’s body to fall backward instantly. Jaeyoung used his palm to brace both of Sangwoo’s shoulders, causing white fabric to crease along the muscular shape, and the tattoo in the shape of a complex and intricate letter ‘S’ on his left chest and the faded tattoo on his right arm.

“I asked if it’s true or not.”

I lowered my horse face and pressed against the receded forehead, creating a pale shadow above the unique eyes, and the hand that grazed Sangwoo’s cheek was very gentle, but the owner’s face didn’t smile at all.

“He just looks like you… so I accidentally…”

“Feel uncomfortable?”

“Uh, um…”

“Then it’s not your fault then.”

“Um!”

“What I’m upset about is not my fault either, Sangwoo-ya, if we arrange it in order, it would be your fault.”

“…”

“My little hubae, what should I do when you make your sunbae angry?”

“Are you still angry?”

“Does hubae have to be punished first?”

The corner of Jaeyoung’s mouth curled into a smile, his dissatisfied expression had a frightening angle, but it blended well with the rugged, buttoned-up shirt collar and the tightly fitted jacket, looking perfect for a moment. If it wasn’t for Jaeyoung’s meaningless muttering. Sangwoo paused

 

 

and looked at him, not because he accepted his fault, but because he wanted to be punished immediately. Jaeyoung cast his gaze downward, glancing at him.  “Take it off.”

“…”

Sangwoo took off his shirt, pants, and underwear in order and folded them on the side. Meanwhile, Jaeyoung couldn’t take his eyes off him even for a second. Sangwoo took the items he needed from the bedside table, full hands, and placed them beside the pillow before getting into bed and covering himself with a blanket, feeling a bit embarrassed. At that moment, Jaeyoung gave the next command.

“Raise your hands.”

Sangwoo boldly raised both of his hands. If it was a punishment while having sex, he had experienced it before when they played <The Teacher and the

Troublesome Child.>. Even though it required highly skilled acting because

Jaeyoung just pretended to be the dominant one and enjoyed being submissive.

Jaeyoung unbuttoned his belt quickly, catching Sangwoo off guard. The other person grabbed the belt and pulled it tightly from both sides, without even diverting his gaze from Sangwoo’s face.

“Raise them higher.”

Once that command was spoken, he raised his hands even higher until his palms touched the cold metal bed frame. Jaeyoung grabbed both of Sangwoo’s wrists and pulled them towards himself. Then he tied the wrists with the belt to the bed.

He attempted to shake his arms two or three times, but his wrists, tightly bound, didn’t come loose. Sangwoo felt a little panic, but tried to think that it wasn’t a big deal. If it was binding his wrists, he had tried it before when they played. Even though he wasn’t tied to the bed.

This is the second condition.”

“…”

“Do you want to stop now?”

“No.”

Sangwoo quickly responded. Jaeyoung then smiled and reached his hand to his forehead, his index finger stretched straight and pressed between his eyebrows before slowly moving down to his nose, gradually sliding through the groove above his upper lip. And then gently massaging the edges of his upper lip, before stopping at the chin for a moment and moving to the neck.

Sangwoo twitched his shoulder slightly and blushed, feeling the touch of the finger on the sensitive spot made him feel ticklish and embarrassed because Jaeyoung was currently scrutinizing him with an expressionless face.

Sangwoo held his breath as Jaeyoung slowly moved his fingers down to his chest and touched the top of his chest. The breath of Sangwoo became heavier, and his lips began to tremble.

The more Jaeyoung teased him with gentle pressure and circling movements, the more Sangwoo’s nipples responded. Sangwoo bit his lip to suppress a moan, and as soon as he did, Jaeyoung glanced at him and gently pulled and twisted his nipples. “Ah, wait…”

Sangwoo’s body twisted, but since his wrists were tied, nothing happened.  Jaeyoung’s gaze fell on his neck, blushing hotly, and suddenly he pulled off  the blanket and sat on Sangwoo’s thighs. Then, he licked his lips and leaned down.

The room fell silent, with only the sound of Sangwoo’s body twitching and the occasional rustling of the bed sheets. Jaeyoung pressed his tongue hard against Sangwoo’s nipple, before using the tip of his tongue to tease it quickly. Sangwoo tried his best not to make any loud noises, but when Jaeyoung sucked and pulled his nipples into his mouth, his lips automatically parted.

Ugh… Ah!”

Inside Jaeyoung’s mouth, his proficient tongue played with Sangwoo’s nipple, and when he couldn’t hold back his stimulated feelings any longer, he bit. In a situation where just physical stimulation was overwhelming, the sight of the other party moving his lips back and forth along his lips with a soft wet sound made Sangwoo lose control and precum dribbled without him realizing it.

Sangwoo wanted to use his hand to relieve the intense desire that was building up, but he could only lift his hips up and down. He bit down hard and roughly on the flesh between his legs and Jaeyoung’s thighs.

“Stay still.”

Jaeyoung’s hand slid along the sweat waistband and moved down to the lower back, where the condom, which he didn’t know when it was put on, was already securely in place on his finger. As soon as it happened, both pieces of fleshy buttocks were pulled apart and were followed by a wet, slippery object that intruded into his body. Jaeyoung bit down on one side of Sangwoo’s chest and slowly lifted his eyes to meet his gaze.

Sangwoo closed his eyes tightly and turned his face away. He thought he had become accustomed to various lewd behaviors and had lost his sense of shame for a long time, but it was strange that he suddenly felt so embarrassed that he couldn’t bear it. But it didn’t help, because while his body was exposed, not even a single thread covered him. He still had to raise his arms above his head, while Jaeyoung was in a buttoned suit up to his neck.

“Why are you closing your eyes? Little boy, are you sleepy?”

Jaeyoung whispered without a startle, his fingertips slid through the point that sensitively pierced through his inner senses before rebounding against the wall and pulling away.

Sangwoo squinted and secretly glanced at the other side. Then the gazes met.

“Why are you so embarrassed, we do this every day?”

Because… I haven’t done it for a week.”

 

 

“Is it because of that reason?”

“Mmmh…ugh…”

“It’s not likely.”

Wrinkled fingers moved more and more accurately, savoring the part that sensitively pierced through the senses, as if having real sex. Sangwoo closed his eyes tightly and buried his face in his pillow. He wanted to use his hands to cover Jaeyoung’s eyes so he wouldn’t see his body, see his fluid dripping without stopping, but he couldn’t do anything because his arms were tightly bound. No, it was too unfair.

Inside the silent room filled with the quiet sounds of mucus and the quiet moans of Sangwoo, after that, the sound of Jaeyoung’s breathing became heavier. Sangwoo lifted his eyes slightly and collided with the man who was staring at him with a strange red face. When he looked down, he found that the gray pants on one side of Jaeyoung’s legs were soaked with slippery liquid.

“Hyungnim… this is enough, right? And…”

“Hmm?”

Sangwoo extended his trembling leg to the lower part of Jaeyoung, placed his toe on the wet spot, and moved his toe along the shape of the flesh that protruded in an emotional shape. Jaeyoung stopped his hand that was moving vigorously.

“Why? Do you want to eat this?”

As he abruptly stopped, Jaeyoung’s fingers that used to be tightly pressed inside were pulled out. Jaeyoung hastily pulled down his pants and lay down, closing his eyes. But in that very moment, a shadow descended upon his face.

And then the wet piece of flesh inserted itself between the edges of his lips.

‘I didn’t mean it like that!’ 

Instead of an answer, a moan escaped from his throat. Jaeyoung pressed his cock against the back of the head and his cock was engulfed by Sangwoo.

Jaeyoung moved the cock with deep-veined flesh, unable to see the tormented expression on Sangwoo’s face. It was hard enough to breathe normally when Jaeyoung’s cock was swinging down his throat…when Jaeyoung was in an angry state, it was even more difficult.

“Does it taste good?”

‘No…’

Jaeyoung asked. Then he started filling the space where he was supposed to use to provide an answer. It was something they had done countless times before. Sangwoo always struggled with oral sex, because humans can’t increase the size of their mouths or reduce the size of their genitals.

When his throat was pressed and he tried to spit it out without realizing it, Jaeyoung would forcefully push it in even more. Although it was a length that could not go all the way to the base, he would continue to push forward every time he closed his eyes in pain and agony, until the skin on Jaeyoung’s index finger peeled off. If Sangwoo didn’t directly face Jaeyoung’s pain, he would lower his hair and look up.

“Hah, hah… Ah… Hah.”

The louder Jaeyoung’s moans became, the harder Sangwoo’s cock became, and the image of his lover in bliss and dripping sweat from the tip of his chin looked overly seductive. Besides, just thinking about what would happen if this hard-rock body that was moving in and out of his mouth entered his body, he felt a knot in his stomach. Sangwoo tried to lower his hand without intending to, before realizing that his arm was tied up.

‘This is not a good manner, fuck.’ 

This is punishment for the infidelity that he never actually committed. He knew from past information that no matter how he tried to appease, it would be useless, and he had to let the other party do what he wanted until his emotions cooled down. Sangwoo vented his frustration, thinking that it had become like this anyway. At least it would be better to make the other party get over his anger quickly. At that moment, Jaeyoung withdrew his cock.

“Move your legs.”

 

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SMNTCERR, Special Chapter 26: Syntax Error #12. 

   Sangwoo, who was left alone, stood with an annoyed expression. He was wrong for not paying attention to the warning to stop three times, but he also didn’t understand why the other party was so angry just because he acted indifferent with a few words. Furthermore, he had even worn someone else’s costume and played around. Jang Jaeyoung was a person who seemed familiar but also unfamiliar.

   “If you want to get angry, then get angry. Why break the glasses?”

   The task of sweeping up the broken glass later became unavoidable for Sangwoo.

   Sangwoo blocked the doorway to prevent the cat from getting close. Then he put on the same clothes and gloves before starting to sweep up the glass shards.

   There has been glass broken by Jaeyoung once a year, so now there is only one glass left out of the set of four. The first glass was broken because he accidentally knocked his elbow when having sex on the dining table. The second glass broke while washing dishes. The third glass is today’s glass, broken because he crossed the line with his lover’s tease due to infidelity.

   Among all these reasons, he thinks this is the most ridiculous.

   After he wiped the table and finished cleaning, eight minutes had passed.

   The cat walked around under the table, looking for Jaeyoung’s traces.

   Sangwoo used his foot to gently kick the tail of the animal.  “Do you know why your boss is like this?” Meow.

   “Seems like he is very angry, with no conscience at all.”

   Sangwoo looked at where Jaeyoung went before slowly following his footsteps. He took one step at a time and climbed the carpeted stairs to the second floor, passing through the game room until he reached the closed bedroom door.

   Knock knock. Sangwoo knocked on the door and waited for a moment, but didn’t hear any sound from inside. He cautiously opened the door.

   The room was dark without the lights turned on. Although there was a little light coming through the gap in the open curtain, it was not enough to brighten the room. Jaeyoung lay face down on the bed, the suit that was angrily discarded scattered on the floor, while he wore only pants. His back and neck were wet, as if the other party was trying to wash away the scent of perfume.  “Are you asleep?”

   Sangwoo cautiously approached the bed. It seemed like Jaeyoung was already asleep, probably exhausted from working outside for six days without being able to rest fully.

   ‘I should let him sleep for about two hours, when he wakes up, maybe his anger will subside. Then we can have sex and have dinner together and pack things.’ 

   Sangwoo sat for a while, gazing at the handsome face. Then he helped brush away the messy hair behind, kissed, and lightly kissed the forehead of the other before going up to the bed and pulling up the blanket that was under the legs to cover him. As he lifted the other party’s head slightly to insert the pillow, unexpectedly Jaeyoung opened his eyes and pushed Sangwoo’s shoulder to sit down immediately.  “Uh, what is it?”

   His body twisted in the blink of an eye, allowing him to see the ceiling.

   Sangwoo suddenly became aware of his back touching the bed. Meanwhile, Jaeyoung rested on his waist, holding onto his arms on both sides. Jaeyoung stared at Sangwoo without saying a word. Sangwoo was the first to break the silence.

   “Thought you were still asleep.”

   “…”

   “I was just gonna cover you with a blanket and leave.”

   “Is that all you wanted to talk about?”

   It was clear that it was a question with a correct answer, but Jaeyoung wanted to hear something else.

   “You used your younger brother to test my sincerity. I was just role playing around, five minutes later you already got angry. I think it wasn’t fair.

    I didn’t really cheat, so why be angry? Stupid.

   Starting tomorrow, we’re going on a vacation. Forgot already? Go pack, lazybones.”

   Pointing out the truth is not always the best way to solve a problem because humans are emotional creatures, and some humans tend to rely more on emotions. Sangwoo remained silent. Jaeyoung slowly opened his eyes, observing him.

   “What were you thinking earlier?”

   “…”

   “Seems like you were thinking something annoying.”

   It seemed that Sangwoo’s boyfriend was angrily disregarding reason and logic. Two years ago, when he sold the limited edition skateboard of the other party on eBay, Jaeyoung’s anger had reached the level of 4.0 due to a misunderstanding. At that time, Sangwoo gave the buyer seven times the money to buy back the skateboard and fix the mistake. However, this time the anger had no tangible reason, in other words, there was no way to solve the problem because it was based on an optical illusion.

   “Are you just going to keep thinking about other things?”

   The other person forcefully grabbed Sangwoo’s chin, squeezing his cheek in a way that made his face look funny. Meanwhile, Jaeyoung pretended as if it was normal, imitating a fish hooked on a fishing line. Sangwoo smiled, while Jaeyoung kept his mouth shut with a calm expression. However, Jaeyoung had been waiting for Sangwoo for a long time, whether he was in a happy or angry mood, he waited eagerly to sleep together.

   “Are you smiling?”

   Even the small wrinkles between Jaeyoung’s eyebrows looked cute.

   Sangwoo felt his lips curl into a smile. At the same time, he extended his arm. When his fingertips touched Jaeyoung’s forehead, Jaeyoung’s face immediately looked worse than before. Sangwoo used the fingers of his dominant hand to press against Jaeyoung’s forehead before sliding his fingers down to his nose.

   He then cupped his cheek with his hand, gently lifting it up.

   “I missed you so much.”

   “Don’t change the subject. Do you think doing that will make me forgive you?”

   Sangwoo evaluated Jaeyoung’s words and raised his head, slightly touching the corner of the other’s lips. Although Jaeyoung agreed to let him kiss him quietly, his face didn’t show any emotions. Sangwoo repeated the same action, causing Jaeyoung to turn his face and the kissing landed a touch on his cheeks instead. Sangwoo kissed him twice more without paying attention.

   “Wait, wait…”

   Kiss, kiss, kiss. When he kissed him, Jaeyoung stretched himself without knowing what to do. Sangwoo’s two arms embraced the other’s neck tightly and pulled him down to himself.

   “This is enough…”

   When he held the other’s neck tightly and quickly kissed all over his face, Jaeyoung closed his eyes, as if surrendering. Although there was a slight cooling of emotions, the other’s face still seemed dissatisfied.

   “You have many ways to abate my anger in this world.”

   “…”

   “Do you think just being cute is enough?”

   Jaeyoung squinted, his eyes almost closed. The face that is often seen when the other relaxes gently, the soft surroundings that enveloped both of them, the image when Jaeyoung blinked slowly, like a slow-motion music video.

   “Close your eyes. I’m going to kiss you.”

   Sangwoo gently brushed the corner of his lips, causing Jaeyoung to laugh and cover his nose. Soon, the eyelids of the other party also slowly closed, revealing his eyelashes. This was one of the ways to turn the broken-hearted man into someone who was loved, making sleeping peacefully an easy task.

   Sangwoo pressed his lips against his own cautiously, as if it was their first kiss.

   “Once more, you are going to apologize using your body, you ar-…”

   Sangwoo swallowed the useless words from the person above his lips, and as a result, the corners of Jaeyoung’s mouth curved up. Even though Sangwoo had his eyes closed, he knew that the other party was laughing silently.

   Jaeyoung focused on kissing as if he had never been heartbroken before. The other party’s hand cupped his cheek, while his knees began to move closer between his legs. Jaeyoung hugged Sangwoo tightly around the waist before taking a deep breath, appreciating the considerate actions. It was a stark contrast to the intense gaze and expressions of dissatisfaction from the person who used to look at him.

   After a while, their lips separated. Jaeyoung rested his chin on Sangwoo’s collarbone and looked up, his eyes seemingly softer than before, making him feel securely bound. Sangwoo willingly let the other party take control. At the same time, he was pulled into the warm embrace beneath the darkness.

   Year after year, Jaeyoung was no longer the teenager he once was. The handsome face preserved his tenderness. Now, he experienced the time spent together with Sangwoo. Sangwoo still appreciated the changing appearance of the other party every day, after being together for seven years in this sweetsmelling disease called love. Sangwoo stopped intending to find an antidote forever, and instead chose to live in a world far from reality.

   “Chu Sangwoo.”

   “…Hm?”

   “Don’t tease me like that again.”

   Was he being taught by Jang Jaeyoung about ‘teasing’ like this? Sangwoo had many things to say, but he knew that when Jaeyoung acted like a child, kissing was much more fruitful than arguing. As he paused, the larger hand slowly moved closer and touched his eyelids. 

   “I know you haven’t done anything, but just by looking at others like this… I feel really bad.”

   “Even if it’s just imagination?”

   “No, don’t make me think.”

   “Okay, I won’t.”

   As he responded with happiness, the hands that used to cover his eyes slid up to Sangwoo’s head.

   ‘You’re really strange.’ 

   Jang Jaeyoung has a habit of not caring about information and believing in intuition without reason. But from what Sangwoo saw, that intuition isn’t very accurate, and he gave an example. Jaeyoung stares at the employees of a burger shop with a suspicious look, afraid that those people will hit on Sangwoo. But among the countless people, there are few who genuinely show interest in Sangwoo, about 0.8% to be exact. “For example, Mike, Cornerman, who is one of Jaeyoung’s victims, didn’t just come closer to Sangwoo, their relationship wasn’t good either.”

   However, what is important is that Sangwoo doesn’t care about anyone except his beloved, that’s the truth. If he were a reasonable person, he wouldn’t imagine that a device that works continuously from beginning to end, 81 months, would have unexpected results. Sangwoo understands that Jaeyoung’s suspicion is not the product of a rational thinking process, but rather an imaginative and inspiring activity that gives power and inspiration to himself, like watching movies or playing VR games.

   Sangwoo didn’t express these thoughts, because on the contrary, he believes in data more than intuition. In this case, he knows well what to say.

   “I love you.”

   Jaeyoung blinked a few times. Then he shifted his gaze away from Sangwoo and stared at the pillow almost piercingly, without necessary need.

   “I told you I love you.”

   Jaeyoung closed his eyes, pretending not to hear and nestled into Sangwoo’s embrace quietly.

   [Minor conflicts have been resolved. 

   The system is back to normal.] 

   For dating with love, maintaining it is as important as developing it anew. Now, Sangwoo has successfully closed the conflict as he used to be in the army for seven years. Of course, Jang Jaeyoung will have to talk about this again someday, because the protagonist is a vengeful person. But at least for now, he is relieved.

   When he released Jaeyoung like that, he buried his nose in the back of his neck and took a deep breath, and the corner of the other party’s lips dropped as if satisfied.

   “The smell of Chu Sangwoo… It hasn’t smelled for a long time.”

   After being angry and arguing, they reconciled and explained like children. The one who finds it easy to lower the other person’s anger is the protagonist, isn’t he? Jaeyoung kissed Sangwoo’s neck before grabbing his shoulder and flipping him over.

   Sangwoo expected something different from that pushy action, but Jaeyoung hugged Sangwoo gently like a brother and pulled his T-shirt down slightly. He could tell what the other party was thinking. On the back of Sangwoo’s neck, there is an intricately decorated J letter, which is permanently tattooed in a position that cannot be seen when Chu Sangwoo is wearing a shirt.

   They both want to possess each other, but they have different ways. Sangwoo wants their relationship to be legally accepted, while Jaeyoung, after writing his initials on Sangwoo’s body, wants to come and bite him more often. Both don’t really understand why the other party is trying to do that, but they still respect each other.

   Jaeyoung was determined to bite and lick Sangwoo’s neck for a while, enduring the itchiness. Sangwoo felt as if a big dog had climbed onto his back. Just act like an animal and go with it, but he thought it would be nice if it was during that peak phase.

   “Writing your own name on the body AS PROOF OF OWNERSHIP OF

   LOVE is like a clear way of doing things for a child.”

   “Silent…mine.”

   “Isn’t there a method that suits people our age?”

   “Like what?”

   The voice from behind was full of longing. Jaeyoung is a person who understands things very quickly, and likes to ‘tease Chu Sangwoo.’ More than his main job. Sangwoo naturally avoids Jaeyoung’s traps.

   “Sign on the marriage certificate.”

   “That can be done in the winter, what can be done now?”

   Jaeyoung’s fingers, which used to stop at the back of his neck, slid down to his waist. Sangwoo twisted his body slightly and replied.

   “Let’s discuss it like adults.”

   “Really? Okay.”

   “Huh?”

   “At first, I thought we would have sex in another minute, but let’s discuss it like adults.”

   “No!”

   Sangwoo accidentally shouted and turned over lying down, while Jaeyoung was trying to cover his mouth to suppress laughter. Sangwoo thought the picture was cute, but at the same time felt annoyed because it seemed like his lover was just playing around. He did not expect to have real sex at all.  _____________________________________.

[1]                  “eBay”- the largest online trading platform in the world. 

[2]                  “VR” refers to the description of new computer games that provide a virtual reality to allow players to experience the game action from a first-person perspective. 

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SMNTCERR, Special chapter 25: Syntax Error #11. 

   “Strange, why aren’t you responding?”

   “…Okay… Why?”

   “For you, Chu Sangwoo, you only have Jang Jaeyoung. Are you sure?”

   “I just spoke about the same important issue a moment ago.”

   “If you speak again, will you die?”

   That man… Did his voice always sound sexy like this? Actually, it’s just that Jaehong has a different way of speaking, but it sounds like Jaeyoung, right? Well, it must be because he’s been driving in the car all the time, and the surrounding museum sounds were so loud that he couldn’t concentrate.

   Sangwoo wants to hear the other side’s voice more than this.

   “If the two of us are stranded on a deserted island, even then, will you think of Jaeyoung and fight for him?”

   “I will only go on vacation with Jaeyoung.”

   “If Jaeyoung is not home for a year, will you patiently wait for him?”

   “Just take a temporary leave and he will come back.”

   “If Jaeyoung is fired and returns all his assets to society, will you still be with him?”

   “Yes.”

   “Even if he becomes a beggar with no money at all?”

   “I don’t care. We will just limit extravagant spending habits. I can support him with my income.”

   “Wow, that’s amazing.”

   “Wait. And why do I have to answer these questions, every single question?”  Suddenly, Sangwoo, who was unintentionally waiting for the next question, felt his heart race. He felt too familiar with the pattern of the conversation, to the point where he joined without realizing it. Wait, did he just talk to a man like that easily? His face turned red as if he had done something he shouldn’t have.

   “If Jaeyoung hasn’t taken a shower for half a year and comes to ask for a hug…”

   “It’s fine now!”

   Sangwoo tried to hide his discomfort and dismiss it.

   “Why do you have to bother me?”

   “Bother? I just asked a few questions.”

   Sangwoo opened his mouth, ready to retort, before looking at the floor in confusion. The creature that normally never appeared in Sangwoo’s vicinity suddenly emerged from its hiding place. Then it walked hesitantly in front of the sofa. That little mouse jumped onto Jaehong’s lap and curled up in a ball.

   The man seemed to be doing something inappropriate.

   “…Huh, why is the cat you just met acting like this?”

   The other person picked up the creature and tried to put it down, but the animal resisted and snuggled closed, making Jaehong hesitate. However, he used his index finger to gently stroke the space between the cat’s eyebrows. It was surprising because this had become Jang Jaeyoung’s habit.

   “…”

   Sangwoo lowered his gaze. Then he began to observe the man who couldn’t see someone’s eyes well until now.

   A gray summer suit that was formal and refined. His forehead was exposed due to the pushed-back hair, and the atmosphere suited a gentleman. The way he spoke was heavy and elegant. All of this seemed to indicate Jaehong, but now the distinct difference appeared before his eyes.

   There were three pierced holes on his left ear, the ring finger on his left hand was empty, although the faint trace of a removed ring remained, and there was still a faint scar on his right hand from a cooking accident three years ago.

   The other person wasn’t the pale Jaehong, but an imposter, Jang Jaeyoung!

   Sangwoo quickly used his brain.

   [i]. Jang Jaeyoung was testing the sincerity of my answers. It’s highly possible that Jang Jaeyoung knows about the incident that Jaehong is trying to cover up. 

1. Jang Jaeyoung appeared in Jae Hong’s outfit without any signs of  anger or annoyance. There is a high possibility that the relationship between Jang Jaeyoung and Jae Hong is friendly. 

   Therefore, it is highly possible that Jang Jaeyoung and Jaehong collaborated and tested me from the beginning.] 

   “Hey, want to play something else?”

   Sangwoo felt angry, but instead of immediately retaliating, he came up with a better revenge plan. He took off his gloves and placed them on the table. Then, he slowly unzipped his feather coat. The loud noise caught Jaehong… no… Jaeyoung’s attention and he turned to look beside him. Sangwoo took off his feather coat and placed it on the neighboring seat, revealing his naked body.

   Jaeyoung paused his hand which was stroking Visual Base.

   “Why did you suddenly… take off your clothes?”

   “No matter what, I had to take them off anyway.”

   Jaeyoung blinked quickly, showing a confused expression, as if he forgot he had to act.

   As he moved closer, sitting one seat away, he could smell an unfamiliar fragrance wafting in. The closer he looked, the more he could clearly see the distinct differences— a man who always smiled up to his eyes, with wrinkles around them, a man with constantly tanned skin, regardless of whether it was summer or winter. He was truly foolish to think that the other party was someone else from the beginning.

   “Jaehong.”

   “Yes?”

   Jaeyoung stepped back a little and knelt down. Then, he used his foot to kick Sangwoo’s leg. Sangwoo exerted force to resist the push and held onto the leather sofa to avoid being pushed off. Meanwhile, the animal let out a cry and jumped down to the bottom.

   “Do you know when Jang Jaeyoung will come back?”

   “Right now. Immediately. In an instant… he will come in abruptly.”

   “Then it’s bad. Did you lock the door before coming in? If he sees it, he might misunderstand us.”

   “Well… then we shouldn’t let him misunderstand, right?”

   “Yes. It is highly possible that both of us will be killed if caught. So, we have to take risks together.”

   At that moment, Jaeyoung’s once tense face had changed. A smile appeared in his eyes, which were once filled with fear and hesitation. The corners of his mouth dropped and he raised a smile on one side. Jaeyoung turned his head back before bursting into laughter and making eye contact with Sangwoo again, cigarette in one eye and teasing conversation.

   “Ah. So Chu Sangwoo, you also know how to gamble.”

   “…”

   “I didn’t even know I had such a function.”

   It seemed that he was caught in excessive acting. Sangwoo was enjoying himself, so he felt regretful that this teasing had to come to an end like this. On the other hand, Jaeyoung’s eyes were shining as if he was having the most fun in the world.

   Jaeyoung leaned back on the sofa, his posture different from before, his highquality silk cloth looking mesmerizing and showing signs of wear above his knees.

   “Chu Sangwoo.”

   The low and soft voice made Sangwoo raise his head. As soon as Jaeyoung flicked his finger, he immediately obeyed as if under a magic spell. As Sangwoo walked slowly on his knees closer, Jaeyoung raised his hand to lightly pat his cheek with a playful face.

   “Do you want to play with me?”

   “…Yes.”

   “If I do something for you…what would you do for me then?”

   “…”

   “If you give me a blow job, I’ll think about it.”

   “I’m not very good at that.”

   Sangwoo smirked, he was the one who started teasing first, but before he knew it, Jaeyoung caught up. Could he really not defeat an expert like him?

   “Move closer.”

   Jaeyoung flicked his finger and licked the corners of his mouth, slowly and teasingly, as Sangwoo struggled to swallow his saliva and leaned in towards the other side.

   Two slender fingers slipped through the corner of Sangwoo’s mouth, lightly pressing against his tongue, causing his intestines to churn. Jaeyoung gazed at Sangwoo, teasingly inserting his fingers deep into his mouth and slowly pulling them out, as if knowing exactly how he felt.

   “I asked if you would allow my cock to enter here.”

   Sometimes, Jaeyoung, who used to be a theater actor at the university, wanted to play a role with Sangwoo, such as…

   It seemed that today the other party wanted to play the dominant role. As the play seemed to be about to begin… Sangwoo had to act as if his boyfriend had turned into Jaehong.

   While Sangwoo sucked on Jaeyoung’s fingers, he slowly climbed onto his lap, holding Jaeyoung’s wrist and teasing his tongue along his index finger.

   “What are you doing?”

   Jaeyoung pretended to ask innocently, but his eyes, which looked at  Sangwoo, were covered with an overwhelming desire that could not be hidden by acting. Sangwoo placed his free hand on Jaeyoung’s chest. Then slowly moved down to the tightly squeezed waist, and passed through the area between the legs slowly until his fingertips touched something hard like a stone.

   “So, if you tell me to stop, I won’t continue.”

   “…”

   “If so, then I have to measure the size of your cock first because my mouth is relatively small, Jaehong.”

   Jaeyoung raised an eyebrow, looking somewhat dissatisfied with those words. Sangwoo slowly touched the other person cock through the fabric of his pants with his wet fingers. Normally, Jaeyoung would immediately plunge and  strip him, but this time he sat still and couldn’t move.

   “What are you doing? We have to hurry before Jang Jaeyoung comes.”  “That is it.”

   Jaeyoung hugged Sangwoo tightly around his waist and pulled him closer.

   Sangwoo took a deep breath as he was embraced, and at that moment, Jaeyoung’s hand brushed against his backside before roughly grabbing a handful of his hair. Then, he heard a stifled sound.

   “Just when you think that you are about to have secret sex with someone other than Jaeyoung, are you excited?”

   “Yes. It’s the first time I’ve ever cheated.”

   “…”

   “Actually, having sex with another man is also a first for me. Or rather,

   Jaehong, you are my second man.”

   He waited for a response, but Jaeyoung remained silent and motionless, as if indicating that he should handle it himself.

   Sangwoo began unbuttoning from the top, wanting to quickly remove the shirt clinging to his amazing body. His movements became faster and more impatient, but Jaeyoung didn’t cooperate at all.

   “Seems like you’ve wanted to cheat all along.”

   He heard a chilly voice coming from above, causing Sangwoo to be slightly startled before meeting Jaeyoung’s terrifying face.

   He chuckled. Even when role-playing, he could still curse without flinching, but now it seemed as if Sangwoo was actually committing a sin. Sangwoo tried to erase the traces of his smile and placed his hand on the button again.

   “Not like that. But if we try it and it turns out good, it might be worth it.”

   “Oh… so if it’s good, we’ll continue?”

   “There is one time already. Will there not be a second time? Next time, I’ll sneak off on my own when Jang Jaeyoung goes to work outside the office.”

   When he said something intentionally provocative, Jaeyoung laughed coolly, giving Sangwoo a teasingly good feeling that only a man who couldn’t possibly know which way the reaction would go could provide. Sangwoo leaned in and whispered close to Jaeyoung’s lips, making his cool gaze seem as if it was about to kiss.

   “I’m really in the mood. Help me out here.”

   He grabbed the other party’s hand and pulled it down, but then Sangwoo’s hand was immediately pushed away.

   “Don’t be too much.”

   The cold, gloomy voice came out with the sound of teeth clashing against each other. That was a signal to stop this game. However, Sangwoo didn’t want to stop because even though they had been together for 7 years, Jaeyoung had always provoked Sangwoo, and the opposite case had hardly ever happened. He didn’t want to miss this opportunity that had come by chance.

   “Why are you angry, Jaehong?”

   “That’s enough.”

   “I understand. I’ll let you fuck me if you want.”

   Sangwoo moved his hand to the waistband of the other party’s pants to ease the heavy arousal, but Jaeyoung swept away Sangwoo’s wrist and pushed him in the chest, causing Sangwoo to fall off the sofa. Jaeyoung breathed in and out forcefully. Then he quickly grabbed the glass of water on the table and drank it.

   ‘Is this something to be angry about?’ 

   Sangwoo thought for a moment before concluding that it wasn’t. he to imagine the situation in reverse and reached the same conclusion. It was just a game. No matter what Sangwoo said, the truth was that his loved one was Jang Jaeyoung. He had never cheated and would never do so in the future. Sangwoo could still remember when they were playing. No matter how nonsensical

   Jaeyoung’s words were, he would still endure it, even if he said not to play. Jaeyoung always did what he wanted, but when it was Sangwoo, why couldn’t he do the same?

   Sangwoo felt the limitations of his own creativity and decided to mimic the words he had heard from Jaehong today.

   “I want to try having sex with you, Jaehong.”

   “Keep your mouth shut.”

   “I wonder if the two of us have the same style…”

   Before he could finish speaking, Jaeyoung placed the glass he was holding on the table and threw it, causing a terrifying sound as the glass shattered and the shards fell onto the floor.

   Sangwoo surveyed the opponent’s hand first with surprise, luckily it seemed that he wasn’t injured. Jaeyoung stared at Sangwoo as if he wanted to strangle him with his eyes without realizing it.

   “Uh… look what you’ve done.”

   Because they were peacefully enjoying their break, Sangwoo forgot that his partner could become stubborn when angry.

   “How many times do I have to tell you to shut up!”

   “Just playing around.”

   “Mister…”

   Jaeyoung bit his lip but didn’t say anything, the level of Jaeyoung’s anger was probably at a 7.5. It had been a long time since Sangwoo had seen the other person so furious, since he misunderstood and ran away from home five years ago. Jaeyoung gritted his teeth and spoke softly. 

   “If you want to play, play something else.”

   As soon as the other party finished speaking, he turned around abruptly and walked up to the second floor without giving him a chance to respond. 

   ‘Are you overreacting…’ 

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