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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 56: New Friends

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 56: New Friends

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 56: New Friends

    [Bohn]

    “Where have you been, Bohn?”

    “Just went for a walk.” I answered Bom. The senior told us to gather at the hill to prepare for sleep; there were eight large tents, four for women, four for men. The professors slept in a small tent in the middle.

    “Are you mad at Duen?” Merk asked, crossing his arms, while others looked on to hear my answer. Can I fool you too, Merk? Seems like my lying skill is pretty good.

    “Huh, I was just pretending to be mad.” Duen and his friend aren’t here right now. They were sent by the professor to carry stuff or something. We offered to help, but the professor said that was enough. Instead of taking tough guys like us to carry things, he took Tingting and Tang.

    “I was shocked, thought there’d be a knife.” Tee threw dried banana peels at my arm. Can you even eat banana peels, Phattarawin? I bet one day you’ll end up in the hospital because of what you eat.

    “Yeah, I was watching from a distance, worrying a bit.”

    “You’re really smooth, I would have stepped in if King hadn’t stopped me first.”

    “Did you know I was joking, King?” I asked King, who was sitting not far away, hugging his knees. How did you know I was being smooth?

    “Uh, your face was calm but your eyes were smiling, how could I not see that?” You’re truly divine as your name suggests, Kantitat.

    “How were my eyes smiling, I didn’t see that, damn, Bohn, show that face!”

    “Nah, not in the mood.” You need to build up to it, sir. People can’t have multiple emotions at once, at most, you’ll have one or two emotions. If it’s more than that, we should stop talking and see a psychiatrist.

    “Whatever, Tanarit, try to do it like Bohn. You’re quiet, it might give a similar vibe.” Seeing that I wasn’t playing along, he turned to his husband. “…Can’t be bothered.”

    “Merk, I want to see what eye-smiling looks like.” Thanarit shook his husband’s arm again. Merk might be angry because he pushed him away and ran to a guy who’s better looking…I’m just slightly complimenting myself.

    “Look into my eyes.”

    “Here, I don’t see you smiling.” Boss looked into his best friend’s eyes. If you’re going to look that intensely, you might as well eat them.

    “I didn’t ask you to look for a smile…I asked you to see what’s in my eyes.”

    “There’s nothing there, just eye boogers?”

    “You moron, it’s you.”

    “Ooohhh!” We all burst out teasing. I don’t know who came up with the sound ‘ooohh’, but next thing I knew, everyone in the group was doing it.

    “I’m not going out anymore…you’re quite the tease, Merk.” The one being teased looked at the teaser, Merk shrugged and turned to play on his phone instead.

    “So, what’s changed?”

    “How so? I’ve gotten prettier, haven’t I? Are you falling for me? Your wife loves his husband, right?” After that, it turned into a ridiculous argument. I don’t want to talk about it anymore, let them be.

    “Phew, so tired.” Duen and his group are back, let’s get serious for a moment…

    “Oh, you guys are here already? How was it? What did they make you carry?” Tee asked, each person looking quite exhausted but not sweating, perhaps because of the cold weather.

    “Mics and speakers, bro. Actually, it wouldn’t have been heavy if the wheels hadn’t broken.” the junior with the code name flapped his shirt back and forth.

    “Unlucky, huh, ha ha ha.”

    “Really bad, all of a sudden, it just broke, totally confusing.” no wonder it took so long, Duen came over and sat beside me. I was the same as always, too scared to leave because I thought he might be upset, just sitting quietly like this.

    “Bohnnn.” he shook my arm, so cute like a cat, used to be an annoying cat, now like a clingy cat, I like both kinds, heh.

    “…”

    “Still not over it? I already apologized, come on.” Apologized but still want to see you keep begging. Otherwise, my efforts would be for nothing.

    “Where have you been? I was looking for you all the way to your place.”

    “Went to get something to eat…” I’ll answer him a bit; otherwise, he won’t have the energy to keep begging, as I mentioned before. I won’t tell him about Mai, telling or not telling makes no difference. Better not to tell. I don’t want any trouble.

    “Really?”

    “Okay then. Everyone has showered and dressed, right? I’ll let everyone go to bed to prepare for tomorrow’s tree planting, but before we sleep, we must chant and pray. Please, Phii Yod, lead us.”

    “Hello, juniors, follow me…” We chanted along with Phii Yod, the forest officer, some kind of prayer, long and sacred. Now, the whole forest was quiet, our collective voices echoing around, the atmosphere was chilly. Am I at a camp or a horror movie?

    “Wow, that gave me goosebumps. Phii Yod, anything else to say? If not, I’ll let the juniors go to bed.”

    “Just a little more. The forest here is quite lush. Of course, there are lots of big and small animals. At night, I don’t want us to wander far from our tents. If possible, don’t leave the tent at all, but if it’s really necessary, take a lot of friends with you for safety. There’s nothing much to worry about, big animals don’t often come here. Mostly just deer and wild cats…Oh, if anything, you can call me; I’ll be sleeping over there.” Phii Yod pointed to the cabin on the high hill not far from here.

    “Can I sleep with you, Phii Yod?”

    “It’s cold at night, can I borrow Phii Yod for a cuddle?”

    “Uh…women can’t join, it’s not proper.” Phii Yod chuckled at the one who teased. Nowadays, women seem to be divided into two groups: those who consume men like the group earlier, and those who aren’t interested in men but ship them with each other like Phii Kamfah…wait, Phii Kamfah is married, I totally forgot.

    “If women can’t join, can men join? It’s cold outside, haha.” said Phii Sun. I think he’s speaking for the second-gender women and the ultra-macho men who wanted to ask but didn’t dare.

    “Men can join…but only if I like them.”

    “Huh, ‘only if I like them,’ I have no idea who that might be. After observing for so long, I’m sure…there’s no one more unfortunate than me, I am interested in two guys who are about to devour each other…forget it, I am tired of complaining.” Oh, Ting.

    “It’s cold as hell, I’m going to sleep, you guys.” said Boss. Is that your pajamas, Boss? Even if they look better than Bihn’s, Boss is wearing a woolen hat shaped like a…bear? Or a buffalo, with a drunk-looking face. Never mind, let’s talk about the green floral long-sleeve shirt, yellow leafpatterned pants…sigh.

    The best part is…the fashion guru, Bihn, is sleeping in the same tent with us. I thought he wouldn’t bring anything, but I was wrong…he brought the whole house, as travel outfits. Sometimes, you’re well-prepared, little brother, but did you need to bring rope? Not the kind for rock climbing, but ordinary red straw rope. What do you plan to do with that?

    The tent was still not quiet, filled with conversation; they must be excited. I feel the same. Phii Sao told us to divide into groups of twenty-five per tent. In here, we sleep in two rows: Tang, Duen, Ram, Phu, Boss, Merk, me, Bihn, Bom, King, Tee, Tang, James, in that order. The other row is a mix of our friends, including Frang. Phii Thara is sleeping in another tent; the teacher wants him nearby in case of emergencies.

    “Hey Bohn, did you see my fancy underwear?” Bihn nudged my shoulder. Earlier, it seemed like he was sitting on something in his pocket. Fancy underwear…?

    “Oh…that thing, huh, hehe.” Do you remember the G-string with the pendant? Bihn calls it fancy underwear. He wanted to buy more, but Buhn and I stopped him. Buhn is starting to return to his old self. I suspect he was previously brainwashed by Bihn.

    “Yeah, where is it? I thought I brought it.”

    “Just let it go, forget it.” I looked at him with annoyance. I’d rather sleep than talk to you and get a headache. I separated from Duen. At first, our friends paired us together, but I changed my spot myself so he wouldn’t think I’ve forgiven him. One needs to keep up appearances.

    “I’m going to sleep, friends.”

    “Me too, good night, monkeys around the tent,”

    “Yeah, good night.” I mumbled softly; the atmosphere here is so sleepinducing, even though this is below themountain. Phii Yod, the forest officer, said that up the mountain, it’s much colder, several times colder than the North, far from the feel of Bangkok where it’s hot enough to fry your liver, but here it’s so cold it’s hard to believe we’re in Thailand.

    I hope day three comes quickly so we can go up the mountain. I think I’ll stop being mad at Duen then. I want this camp experience to be memorable for both me and Duen.

    Just hold on a bit longer, Duen, I’ll stop being mad at you soon. I promise to double the sweet moments, make everyone else jealous.

    “Nice, Nong Gift, hee hee, come to big brother Bihn, mwah mwah mwah.” “Hey!!” I shouted in surprise, pushing Bihn’s face away, my heart almost gave out. If I had woken up a moment later, what would’ve happened? Just Mai alone makes me want to vomit. Don’t make me sicker, Bihn.

    “Time to wake up, go shower and get ready for breakfast.”

    Phii Sun walked in to wake us up. If you’re going to use a loudspeaker like this, and with that innocent smile like you did nothing wrong when you see us jump, are you really innocent or just pretending?

    “Uhh, five more minutes, mom.” groans came from all over the tent, some even covering their faces with pillows, but I didn’t do that because I was already awake…thanks to that damn Bihn, my heart dropped into my stomach.

    “Bom my dear friend, let’s go jump in the water!” Boss shook Bom, who’s been talking about wanting to try jumping into a waterfall in the morning since yesterday, something about challenging the cold.

    “Are you crazy, Boss?! What do you think the temperature is now? Look at this!” Thanarit holds up his phone for his close friend to see, the screen showing the temperature app.

    ‘Phu Sot Dao sub-district, Uttaradit Province, 3°C’

    “No wonder I feel numb.” not kidding, three degrees, my fingers and body were numb, everyone might be frozen solid up the mountain.

    “Come on, let’s jump, King, come with me, you like challenges, right?” Seeing that Bom wouldn’t go, he turned to someone who likes this kind of thing, damn King. Don’t fall for his tricks. Look at his face, so cunning… “Let’s go! I like it.”

    I’ll be waiting to collect your bodies by the stream…

    “Let’s go to the bathroom then.” Tang shook his friend’s arm, Duen was still curled up under the blanket. I wanted to be the one to wake him up, but now I’m playing the part of being mad at him, so I can only glance at him out of the corner of my eye, so sad.

    “Ugh…yawning.”

    “Oh, my heart…it’s going to float away to your mom every time, isn’t it? Just wait, son; I have to be mad at him for another day. Just because your mom makes those wide eyes, red nose, rubs her eyes, and tears up, why do you have to act all flustered? Hang in there, huff.”

    I had to put in a lot of effort to keep myself from being swayed by little Bohn, even though Duen hasn’t done anything yet, but I’m already softening up. Toughen up, Bohn, endure the sour to taste the sweet, you know?

    “Yes, we’re ready. We’ll go plant trees soon. The path is quite long, if anyone can’t handle it, please say so, don’t push yourself.”

    We each carried one or two trees, following Phii Yod into the forest. There were more than ten officials at the front and back of our group to guide us. Along the way, there were various trees and flowers, some I’ve seen before and some I haven’t. In Phu Sot Dao there aren’t many amenities here; the only human-made structures were the restrooms and the park office. It has both advantages and disadvantages, but it’s definitely not good for tourists, though it’s certainly good for nature.

    “Hey, look at that flower, it’s so beautiful.” Duen pointed at a flower. It was on a high rock above our heads, and there was only one. It looked like a lily but thicker and with unusual colors, the petals were golden yellow on the outside and blood-red inside.

    “We call it the ‘Doi Lily’, it only grows on the northern hills. It smells fragrant at night but not so much in the morning.” said the forest ranger. Only on the northern hills? No wonder I’ve never seen it before.

    “Wow…” Duen seemed to love it; he took out his phone to take several pictures, but it was hard to see because it was too high. Why does it have to be up there? If it were closer, I would have picked it for Duen.

    “You can take it home…if you can climb up there, haha.” Sure…saying it like that is as good as saying don’t pick it. It’s so high, falling down might not kill you, but you won’t be able to grow it.

    “Who would climb up there, uncle?”

    “So, can we really pick it?”

    “Yes, this tree is fine, the park doesn’t mind, but don’t take too many until they’re all gone from the hill…Oh, and they’re not sold outside.”

    “I want one…but better leave it with nature like this.” After saying that, he followed the others. Tingting took a lot of photos; when she had the camera in her hands, she transformed from a medical student into a cool girl instantly. This might be the charm of people who love photography. They don’t realize how captivating they are when they’re with what they love. Tingting…this is the way to find a husband, go study photography.

    It took quite a while for us campers to reach the planting site, which was an open, vast area. There was nothing…nothing but dirt and stumps. Seeing it like this was sad; it was all man-made. Look, the marks from cutting and chopping are still on the trees like scars left behind.

    “Phew, we finally reached our destination…Ting, bring me some water, I feel like I’m going to faint, damn it. //girl, don’t speak into the mic, it’s not good, everyone will hear!”

    “Too late, Phii…”

    “That’s it, forget it, just go get a rope and a stick each, plant wherever you want, I’m going to grab some water, hiccup.”

    “Plant, plant, plant trees, whether the path is near or far, it’s all about the heart.”

    “I feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before.” no need to doubt, Tee, Boss copied it from somewhere.

    “You’ve never heard it anywhere, I wrote it myself.”

    “Shut up, you liar.” We all made a face at him; today there’s no other activity besides planting trees…it might seem easy, but there are so many trees, a million, and it’ll take a whole day to plant them all.

    Tomorrow, we’ll learn about nature at various stations with the forestry department staff, around ten stations for us to rotate through in groups, using our tent groups. We’re group seven.

    “It’s past ten, why is it still so cold?”

    “And what’s the point of the sun if it doesn’t warm us up, brrr.”

    I like this; it’s comfortable, not too hot to burn your skin, nor too cold to numb you (though I was numb this morning). I wish the weather at home was like this, my little brother would love it.

    Speaking of Ben, my younger brother has come to terms with the cockroach thing. He said he won’t keep cockroaches anymore. Now he’s keeping something else instead…Ben told me, ‘I don’t want to see anyone die again, so…I chose to keep Dorton. I found Dorton at an antique shop, he’s so cute! Dorton looked at me and said, ‘Take me home with you, Ben,’ so I took him in. He even has a brown birthmark on his back like Daniel, this must be Daniel reincarnated!! We won’t be apart again, my best friend!!

    Damn, should I be creeped out that my brother hears voices…from a spoon? Yes, Dorton is a spoon, an aluminum spoon that came free with a bag of seasoning, the seller was so evil, giving it away for free and then selling it again. What’s strange is my brother bought it, and what kind of name is ‘Dorton’? It’s the unluckiest name. How can you use it if it gets stuck? The brown “birthmark” my brother meant…is rust, yes, rust, shaped like a map of Europe.

    Sigh…but because I love my brother, I stay quiet again. Oh well, it’s better than him keeping weird bugs.

    “Bohn” “Huh?”

    “Why does Duen seem off today?” Swipe!

    “What’s up?” I raised an eyebrow to ask King. We were digging the soil to prepare for planting trees. The soil was quite soft, not too hard, so we didn’t need much strength. There were also earthworms from Duen, indicating it was very fertile. Duen’s group is so strange; the girls chase the boys with earthworms. I think they swapped roles.

    “Isn’t that weird?”

    “I don’t know…It’s weird, I guess, but it might be because I’m still mad at him.” It’s different, but I don’t know how. It’s not really different from usual, but it’s…I don’t know, all I can say is it’s not the same as before.

    “Is that so…Am I overthinking it?” I turned to look at Duen, who was laughing with Tingting’s group. What’s changed about you that I can’t pinpoint?

    “Has Duen come to apologize to you yet?” Bom nudged my shoulder; he must have wanted to tease like he always does, but as far as I remember, Duen hasn’t spoken to me today.

    “Today…not yet.”

    “He’s probably not free yet, even though we’re not free. That’s how it is in camp; it’s romantic but there’s no time to flirt.” He patted my shoulder a few times, as if to comfort me.

    “He’ll probably come after we’re done planting the trees.” The subject of our conversation was smiling with his friends. Maybe he hasn’t talked to me because he wants me to be in a good mood first. Every time we fight, he does this, the only difference is…

    …before, he would be right beside me.

    “I need to pee!”

    Tang led us into the restroom. It’s evening now, all the trees have been planted, and looking back at those green trees, I feel Phu is so proud of himself; his heart swells thinking we planted them with our own hands.

    “Tired…but happy.” King leaned against the restroom wall. Even the restrooms here are beautifully decorated with plants and flowers. Being here, I’ve never felt stressed for more than ten minutes. The sound of birds and other animals calling to each other sounds like a conversation among the wildlife, and the leaves swaying in the wind are like nature’s lullaby.

    I like it…

    “I didn’t think it would feel this good. Had I known, I should have joined volunteer camps from my first year, not been so lazy.” I spoke from my heart; before, I wouldn’t have done something like this because I thought it would be tiring and wouldn’t give me anything back…but that’s not true. It might be tiring, but you gain a lot of things. Even though I’ve only been here for a day or two. What will I gain after the camp ends?

    “Yeah, and-”

    “Bohn”

    Tee was about to say something, but someone walked up to us first. I looked at the new person, feeling utterly annoyed by the sight of them, wondering if anyone would care if I punched them right here. Did I not make myself clear enough, or are they just shameless?

    “I made it clear yesterday.” I sighed in frustration; the person in front of me is the one who annoys me the most. Who else could it be if not that damn Mai?

    “I know…”

    “What’s going on…ugh, Mai?” Tang came out of the bathroom, and everyone seemed confused by the situation at hand. I didn’t want to make a scene either. Why do I have to deal with this?

    “Nothing. Let’s just go.” I tried to brush it off and walk away from the bathroom, but Mai blocked my path, what’s your problem?

    “Wait.”

    “If you don’t stop messing with me, I’ll really punch you.” I can’t stand people like her. How many times have I told you since last year to stop bothering me?

    “I’m not here for that. I just came to apologize for what happened.” He spoke softly. Tee and the others decided to wait outside since it seemed like Mai didn’t want anyone to know, and I didn’t want anyone to know either.

    “…”

    I crossed my arms, waiting to hear what he had to say next.

    “Sorry. I like you a lot, that’s why I did that without thinking.”

    “Yeah, is that it? Can I go now?” I didn’t want to stay long. Even if Tee and the others were outside.

    “Yeah…”

    “You’re not going to do something like in the movies, right?

    Like…ambushing Duen, punching him, throwing acid or something like that?”

    “Talk nonsense. Who would do that? It’s ridiculous, you should spend your time finding a handsome guy instead…Also, your boyfriend seems pretty fragile.” He scoffed, looking at me. Well, I’m the protagonist here. I had to say that in case he went crazy like the villains in movies, what would I do then?

    “Good, I’m leaving.” I waved him off. It’s true that he did something unforgivable yesterday, and I’m still mad at him, but…I’m willing to give a second chance to someone who admits their mistake. Actually, it’s good that this annoying person stops being annoying.

    “Can we still be friends?”

    “Yeah, if you only think of it as friendship, I won’t say anything.”

    “Then…I won’t call you ‘my love’ anymore. Too lazy, I’m going ahead.” This should be easy, Mai isn’t a bad person if you don’t count this matter; he’s actually quite a good person. What I admire about him is his effort in love; he moves forward without looking back, even knowing there’s no finish line on the path he’s chosen, even though he could change his direction, he chooses to follow his feelings.

    …I hope you find someone good, my new friend.

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 55: Phu Sot Dao

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 55: Phu Sot Dao

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 55: Phu Sot Dao

    [Bohn]

    “Bohn, look at that, the forest is orange too.”

    “Bohn! The fields are so wide.”

    “Look at that pig, it looks so sleepy, haha.”

    “Wow, is that a buffalo or a tank? Why is it so big?”

    And many more phrases came out of that little scoundrel’s mouth. He’s the only one excited; everyone else is asleep…it’s now 12:14 AM. We’ve come halfway, from Bangkok to Uttaradit, it’s not that far really, maybe because we slept all the way, we thought it was close. But for Duen, it must feel far because he hasn’t slept since we got on the bus. What did you do before you started this, I mean…

    “Duen, you can sleep now.”

    I reached over to push him down onto the seat. Sleep, or you won’t have the energy for anything else…but I guess there won’t be much to do anyway; it’ll be dark when we get to the park office.

    The driver said if we took the train, it would have been faster, but since we chose the bus, we encountered a bit of traffic, just a little bit really, there aren’t many cars here. Mostly motorcycles, and there are lots of trees, even the median strip is full of them. Bangkok has trees too, but they look dry and withered like they’re about to die. Being here, I feel like I’ve entered another world.

    There aren’t many buildings here, though there are some, not many. Since we arrived, I haven’t seen a big mall, just small department stores and a Lotus. Maybe because we didn’t go into the city center, and the route we took was on the outskirts. The driver said this route doesn’t have much because it’s not very populated.

    “No way, wow…that woman is so bright.”

    “I’ll slap you with the back of my hand, stop looking. Sleep!” I covered his eyes with my hand, but when I looked down, I didn’t see the woman he mentioned. Was it a person or a ghost, why was she running so fast?

    “I’m just joking, there’s no woman, haha.” I knew it would be like this; someone like you would praise others in front of me just to tease.

    “Whatever, I told you to sleep.”

    “No, I want to look outside.”

    “Fine, then I’ll sleep.”

    “Yeah.” He nodded in understanding. If he doesn’t want to sleep, I won’t force him. Even if I tried to force him, he wouldn’t listen anyway. Let it be; it’s rare for a caveman like him to look at the outside world. I’m also tired of sleeping; I’d rather go read some comments.

    Boss Thanarit: When it rains, you have to take in the laundry; when flirting with Nong Duen doesn’t work, Phii Boss must put his heart away…

    Wow! Go back to your husband, Merk, you damn Boss!

    Tee Phattarawin: Break up with Bohn and come here, Phii Tee’s shoulder is here for you to lean on.

    I’ll break your skull, you bastard Tee.

    Bom Boomm: I want a cute boyfriend like Duen; if he weren’t my friend’s boyfriend, I would have flirted with him.

    Are you playing with him too, Bom? Are you cuter than my boyfriend?

    Tang Nakrab: Break up with that bastard and come to Phii Tang, please, good person.

    You’re the bastard, damn Tang.

    Megha Setthakit: Uh.

    What’s your heart made of, Merk? Your friend has a boyfriend, but you just reply with ‘uh’.

    TingTing Nj: May I hide this post? I don’t want to see anything anymore.

    Poor her…

    Phakee Sewapha: Phii Bohn got played by Duen.

    If you’re asking who…it’s probably more like the senior playing with him. I’m still confused about how he managed to catch that idiot.

    Pinchan: Let them eat each other, I’ll handle the remaining women on earth, don’t worry, heh heh.

    You’ll handle them?

    I sat reading and replying to their comments one by one. People came to congratulate us, and some yaoi girls asked to post our picture on some couple’s page, which I allowed because I didn’t see any harm in it.

    Bihn Whose Body isn’t Black But Has a Huge Mustache: My brother has a husband!!!

    Buhn Whose Body isn’t Black But Has a Huge Mustache: My brother-inlaw is so handsome.

    “Bohn and Duen, don’t switch places…” I quickly typed back to both of them, I’ve heard this so often I’m close to getting irritated. You don’t respect my BohnDuen hashtag at all, see, my name comes first!

    Bon Ss: I am his husband.

    “Damn. You’re not my husband.”

    “Oh, didn’t you say you wanted to look at the scenery?” I looked up at the person next to me, only to see him making a face at me. How annoying, I’ll make you split your lip.

    “I saw you furrowing your brows, so I looked to see what you were doing.”

    “Are you worried about me?” I rested my head on his shoulder. Duen didn’t resist, he let me lean on him like that while he picked up some snacks to continue eating…you just stopped eating not long ago.

    “Yeah.” Admitting it too, huh?

    “Huh, you’re cut-”

    “You’ve been furrowing your brows a lot, you’ll get crow’s feet, people will think I’m with an old man when we walk together.” He smirked teasingly.

    “You’ve got quite the mouth, Duen. If I didn’t love you…I would have smashed your head against the window by now.” I mean it, try having someone else say that to me. I wouldn’t let them get away with it. I’ve never let anyone get away with nonsense, except for Duen, who’s taken it to the top. Sigh.

    “Good that you love me.”

    “Yeah, heh.”

    “I’m annoyed with Bohn, don’t tell him, Tee.”

    “I’m annoyed with him too, should we set him up for a beating?”

    “Yeah, set him up for a beating and steal Nong Duen to be ours, heh.”

    “Do you like threesomes?”

    “I don’t know, but it might be interesting.” What’s with this conversation, it’s full of mixed feelings; at first annoying, then amusing. That’s how single people who are bitter about it act, don’t pay attention to them, let them stay single. It’s funny to hear them tease each other.

    “Yawn…”

    “Fly’s going to fly in, that’s how wide it is.” Duen covered my mouth with his hand. I’m getting sleepy again…I love sleeping on long trips, not because I’m tired, but because I want to sleep. Duen, on the other hand, is the opposite of me; he’s sleepy but refuses to sleep. His eyes are already half-closed, yet he’s still clinging to the window, looking outside, stubborn… Maybe listening to music will make him fall asleep.

    “Want to listen to some music?” Even though it sounds like a question, my hand had already put the earphones in his ear. You can’t refuse. You have to sleep with me; I won’t let you be awake alone.

    “Music? That’s good.” You’re playing into my hands, huh, heh.

    “Then let’s play some music-” I was about to choose some slow, soothing music to help him sleep easily, but Duen snatched my phone first.

    “No cheesy music, I won’t listen, don’t think I don’t know you’re trying to lull me to sleep, play something with a dung dung; heavy beat.” You use the word ‘lull’?

    “What’s ‘dung dung’? I told you not to learn Boss’s vocabulary, it’s meaningless.”

    “Conversation. If you’re going to talk shit about Thanarit like this.” I apologize to my friend, Boss…

    In the end, I had to let Duen play some heavy music, even though my eyes were already closing. Can you please play something that fits the mood, Duenhaw? Your husband is sleepy.

    “Finally…my butt hurts so much.”

    “What time is it, Bom?”

    “18:33 PM, local time, khrap.”

    “Slap my butt a little, it’s numb.”

    Slap

    “Ugh!”

    “You asked for it, heh.”

    …S&M

    I’d say the climb up the mountain was tough but also beautiful. This is just the ascent; if we went outside, it would be freezing, you can feel how cold it is even inside the bus. Not for any reason…they turned on the AC…

    “…”

    “Juniors, gather here first, I’ll explain again.” Phii Sao spoke through the megaphone.

    Senior, we’re not in a hurry, you could fix your hair first. P’Sao’s hair looks like a bird’s nest, one side braided, the other left loose. Was she pranked by friends or something?

    “Brrr, what’s the temperature here, Ram?” We walked to gather at the hill’s command post, it’s so cold, my hair’s standing on end.

    “Okay, I asked the wrong person, how many degrees is it, Tang?”

    “Do I look like a thermometer?”

    “You’ve turned into a Z-boy with that look…”

    “Don’t fight, fight, I think about ten…hey, isn’t this the frost that everyone was talking about?” Before Boss could finish speaking, he shouted loudly, pointing at the ground. I didn’t look because I was busy holding onto Duen; he keeps running here and there, just now he wanted to chase after a white butterfly, is he a child or what, Kritsada!

    “Wow, it’s so beautiful, I need to take a picture to show my mom.”

    “Wow, King, take pictures, I’ve never seen this before.” Phu called Ting over to photograph it. Duen once said Tingting is really good at this, she even earns money as a photographer. I think she’s quite skilled…you can tell from the photos she sent. Huh.

    “Come on, it’s beautiful, but I think it looks like…”

    I looked down; on the green grass, there were drops of ice, shining and very pretty, but I found it strange…why does it only appear on one clump? And in such a small patch. It’s probably not frost, hey, that black, jelly-like thing, isn’t that grass jelly, and the yellow beside it, is that corn?

    “It’s not frost, the professor dropped some shaved ice earlier…such a pity.”

    “…”

    “Professor!!”

    “Alright, we’ve arrived at our destination. I’ll introduce you to the person in charge here. Please welcome P’Yod.”

    “Scream!!!!”

    The scream was loud a top Phu Sot Dao peak when a man walked up the hill where the senior girl and Phii Sun were standing. His name is Yod, he looks kind of goofy but with an international vibe, how old is this brother?

    “Oh…my heart is beating so fast, P’Yod, introduce yourself, please.”

    “Sure, my name is Yod, I’m in charge here.”

    “Okay, does P’Yod have anything else to say to us?”

    “Yes. Well…this is Phu Sot Dao, in Uttaradit province, it’s winter now. In the morning, there might be frost, but only on very cold days. You can play at the waterfall over there, it’s called Phu Sot Dao Waterfall.” He pointed to a water basin at the entrance, not very big, but it looks clean, the water is so clear I can see the rocks under it.

    “Is that all, brother?”

    “Uh…it gets very cold at night, make sure to wrap up warm, or you’ll catch a cold, I’m worried about you.” P’Yod smiled at the young host, who touched the back of his neck, seemingly embarrassed.

    “Damn it…I had my eyes on Phii Sun since we were in the auditorium, but when we got here and met P’Yod, I got interested in another one, planning to get both, but then they act like they’re already together, I should become a monk to give up on life and love if this is how it’s going to be, might as well kill all the monkeys in the world, no need for gender or anything anymore. Are you not going to leave any men for me? Hello! There’s still one open woman unit here, you know.”

    “Squeal!!”

    “Can P’Yod come wrap me up, please!!”

    “I want P’Yod to be my husband, aah!!”

    And many more came to flirt with P’Yod, the forestry officer, who scratched his head in embarrassment.

    “Thank you so much, P’Yod. Alright…it’s almost nine. I think we should go take a shower, there are bathrooms upstairs, feel free to choose, or if you don’t want to shower in the bathroom, you can go to the  Phu Sot

    Daowaterfall. P.S. Professor Pakorn whispered that it’s very cold, ha ha ha.”

    “Where should we go…waterfall plus one.”

    “I’ll go to the waterfall.”

    “Plus one.”

    “When we get there, it’s the waterfall.”

    “Phii Tang will go to the waterfall too.”

    “Waterfall.”

    “Waterfall, lots of girls, Tee won’t miss it, heh heh.”

    “Waterfall…”

    “Waterfall, lots of trees, the divine one loves it.”

    “Waterfall, I just went to check, the water is so clear.”

    “Waterfall too.”

    “Canal…oh, why are you looking at me like that?” You’re always like this, Duen, everyone’s going to the waterfall, and you’re the only one talking about the canal.

    “Duen…there’s no canal, just the waterfall and the bathroom.” Ram told his friend, his face was calm…but he seemed to be smiling. How do you do that, what’s with this father-son aura, am I imagining things?

    “Oh…then the waterfall it is.”

    “Ack, the water’s so cold!” Bom squirmed. We let him go in first to see how cold the water was. Judging by his shivering lips, it must be saladtossing cold…

    “Is the water very cold, Bom?”

    “Are you going to ask again, you bastard! Ugh, I, brr! It’s freezing. I can’t take it anymore!” Bom ran up to stand beside us, his hair standing on end, he must really be cold. So far, besides Bom, no one else has gone into the water.

    “Bohn, let’s go play in the water, I want to play, play, play.” The person next to me shook my arm, looking excitedly at the waterfall.

    “You…you don’t see that white mist and the spray? Don’t go.” I tried to stop him, go wash up in the bathroom instead, Bom’s balls are shaking, can’t you see?

    Wow, Dr. Thara is so brave; he jumped straight into the waterfall. He’s really something, his soul almost left from the cold, but he still popped up to give a bright smile to the girls, even playing around with a scream, huh. When we were gathered earlier, I saw Frang and Bihn too; I had no idea my little brother came along. I didn’t see him packing anything…don’t tell me he’s borrowing from friends, I’m in despair for a moment.

    “It’s good, the cold water will refresh you.”

    “But I-”

    Splash!!

    Before I could do anything, I was kicked from behind, and I mean ‘kicked’, probably by three feet. I know for sure it was Boss and Duen, who’s the third one? Don’t let me find out, you guys.

    “Damn…you bastards. Damn, what the hell are you playing at?” I rubbed my face several times, I swallowed water, the third person must be you…damn, Tang, you kept your foot up there, wait, I’ll remember this. You won’t get away, no need to run.

    “Haha.”

    “You’re so annoying, I hate you.”

    “Ugh, so annoying, Boss my friend, let’s go play over there where there are lots of girls.”

    “Alright, shit, white shirt with black underwear, let’s go, my dear friend.” Seeing something interesting, Boss ran ahead of his friends…

    “Phii Tang, Phii Bom, I’m coming with you, whoa, Yod with the pink shirt, is my medicine.”

    “Come quick, you junior! One Piece is waiting for us.” I’ll deal with Yod later, right now I need to handle this bastard first.

    “Come down here, Duen, come here and let me hit you.” I slapped the water beside me, making waves, the person I called pretended not to care, looking around, don’t make me use force…

    “Going down there would be stupid, bastard.”

    “…”

    Hearing that, I sat down on the rock beside him, didn’t come when called, huh…I’ll make you come down yourself.

    “Bohn, are you angry? Just a little.” It didn’t take long for Duen to come into the water towards me, looking quite worried. Good…this is the face I wanted to see. You’ll definitely get pranked by me, heh heh.

    “Not just a little, Duen, I choked on the water, I’m cold, the water is freezing.”

    “Sorry. Didn’t think you’d get angry.”

    “You never consider my feelings.” I deserve an Oscar, I’m keeping such a straight face, maybe because I’m a bit upset with him. The water really is cold, you know, you should try it.

    “And…now it’s dramatic, Merk Phattarawin says we shouldn’t be here.” Tee grabbed Merk’s shoulder to back away together, and once they were far enough, they ran to join the Boss group immediately.

    “I think we should go take photos over there, King.”

    “I was thinking the same.”

    “…Let’s go play in the water over there, it’s calm.”

    “There are bamboo shoots over there, let’s go pick some for dinner, friend.”

    “I’ll go too.” So, now it’s just me and Duen left. There are others playing in the water, but not many and they’re far away, the rest chose to shower in the bathroom.

    “Bohn, I am sorry khrap.” This is the voice I wanted to hear, this is the face I wanted to see, but this time, I’m going to grit my teeth and not give in easily, I want to see how he’ll try to make up if I’m really mad.

    “…” I kept looking at him silently, just like before. He looks really upset, I feel sorry for him, but my desire to tease him is stronger. You’re going to get it, you little rascal.

    “Bohn, sorry, don’t be mad, or you won’t look handsome.” He must be at a loss for what to do, definitely, he never had a boyfriend before me.

    “…”

    “Bohn, I am sorry, I won’t do it again, please don’t be mad, please, please.” He grabbed my hand and shook it back and forth, is that what you call making up, Duen…why is it so cute, it’s heart-melting, don’t give in yet…

    “…”

    “Wow, why are you so sulky, I won’t make up with you if you keep being stubborn.” He said that, but he still rubbed my hand against his cheek like a cat, hold on…

    “Really…then I won’t beg.” After saying that, I walked away from him. Duen seemed shocked that I did that. It’s not for any reason. If I stayed any longer, I wouldn’t be able to handle it, damn, my heart was beating so fast.

    “Where am I?” Because I was walking aimlessly without paying attention to where I was going, I ended up somewhere…it must be another waterfall, but there’s no one here. Damn…did I enter a restricted area or something?

    “The waterfall behind the park office.”

    I turned to look at the source of the voice, knowing it had to be him. I remember his voice even if I don’t pay much attention to him.

    “Hey, Bohn. Don’t you want to talk?”

    “Yeah, nice to see you, Mai.”

    Do you remember Mai? The one I met at the Phii Diao pub. After that day, I didn’t talk to him again. This time, he probably won’t do what he did before. After all, I have a boyfriend now. Plus, I clearly rejected him last time.

    “Excuse me, my friends must be looking for me.” It might be rude, but I

    don’t want to make it into an issue later; there are so many people here, if anyone sees, they might think badly of us, or even spread rumors that could harm us.

    Thud!

    “Wait, Bohn, let’s talk first.”

    I knew it would come to this, Mai grabbed my wrist to stop me from leaving. Why be so persistent? I’ve told you no matter how you flirt, I’m not interested, I like someone else!

    “What do you want? If it’s the same old thing, I won’t talk.” I twisted my hand free; he let go willingly. If he didn’t, I’d definitely give him a slap.

    “Don’t you really care about me, Bohn?” He leaned in, his chest touching mine, his hand about to go around my neck. No way, this isn’t like before.

    “Yeah.” I said, pushing him away to keep some distance. Why do I have to deal with this now? I thought I wouldn’t encounter this anymore.

    “Why? I’m much prettier than your boyfriend.”

    “That’s true…”

    “Right, huh?”

    “But I love Duen.”

    “Enough, it’s impossible. I told you not to waste time with someone like me, I won’t be interested in you anyway, go find someone else.” I waved goodbye before turning around. I shouldn’t have pretended to be upset like a girl, I should have let Duen keep flirting. Now I’ve lost my mood.

    “Bohn!”

    The person behind me grabbed my shoulder, turning me to face him. I was about to curse but had to stop…no, I should say I was silenced, and in my shock, I froze for a moment.

    “You bastard! What the hell are you doing?!” The next moment, after coming to my senses, I pushed him down hard onto the ground. Damn, it’s good that I had the presence of mind not to let him stick his tongue in. Otherwise, I’d be disgusted to death.

    “I kiss better than your boyfriend, right? Break up with that one and date me.”

    “Mai, you are starting to annoy me, damn it!! I told you I’d never like you!

    Stop bothering me, and don’t even think about doing something stupid like picking a fight with Duen. If you do, I’ll kill you, you bastard…spit!” I shouted at her face loudly, raising my hand to wipe my mouth in disgust, feeling so bad.

    “Do you love him that much?!”

    “Yeah! He’s my wife. If I don’t love him, should I go love a white buffalo somewhere?!”

    “…”

    “…” I hope this time it’s over, Mai, I’m tired of talking about it. I don’t want any more trouble. If we weren’t at the camp, you’d be dead by now, just saying. I meant it. Normally, I wouldn’t let this slide. If I punched her, it would definitely cause trouble. I don’t want to get into trouble because of someone like her.

    “Damn…” I walked back, wiping my mouth and stopped to buy some water to rinse it out…I think I won’t tell Duen about this. Telling him wouldn’t make any difference, it would just make him worry for no reason…no, he’s never worried or jealous about me.

    Even if I told him, he probably wouldn’t feel anything…

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 54: Hand in Hand

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 54: Hand in Hand

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 54: Hand in Hand

    [Bohn]

    “Tiger, how’s the food preparation going?”

    “Already contacted the restaurant. They’ll deliver it tomorrow at 2 AM.”

    “And the other…”

    I didn’t hear what they talked about after that, James’s friends and Tiger’s work seem harder than the professors’. They have to run around all the time, Su has lost quite a few kilos. I can see your handsome face now, Su, just a bit more, another seventy kilos, and you’ll be slim. Keep it up.

    “Tomorrow already? I feel like we just finished exams yesterday.” Tee stood with his hands on his hips, looking at the volunteer camp sign, ‘Follow me, follow the senior, I’ll lead the juniors to…to catch the stars’. I hate that slogan so much. I don’t know what the professor was thinking when he let Boss come up with it.

    I feel like Tee, time flies so fast, tomorrow we’ll go to Phu Sot Dao. It’s good that other faculties are helping out, otherwise, we wouldn’t have been able to prepare in time. It should have been done long ago, but there were some issues, so it got delayed.

    “Yeah, I still feel like I was just eyed by Phii Kamfah with that scary look…brrr! Even though I was drunk.” Tang said while rubbing his arms. It’s been exactly one week since that night, actually, I wish time hadn’t passed…Duen was clingy all night, making that cute, groggy sound by my ear, and when sleeping, he liked to scratch my chin. When I told him to sleep with King, he protested, saying he wanted to sleep with Bohn.

    My heart…the heart of someone who’s in love.

    “Can I go visit my grandma after the camp?”

    King, the divine one, asked, his hands clasped behind his back, his gaze lost in the pond beside the faculty. His grandma lives in Uttaradit, King was the happiest when he heard we were going to Uttaradit; he said he missed his grandma but hadn’t had time to visit lately. At first, he even said he would skip the camp to see her, thank goodness we managed to persuade him. The path goes up and down to Phu Sot Dao; how would you walk to your grandma’s place first? If you don’t die, you’ll get dragged off to be sold, King my friend.

    “I don’t know…try asking James, I’ll go with you.” As soon as Bom finished speaking, he stood up and took his close friend to find James. I don’t know if he’ll allow it. Normally, he wouldn’t let you go because it’s part of the project’s responsibility…but if there’s a parent coming to pick you up, it’s uncertain.

    “What color shirt should we wear tomorrow?”

    “‘We’ meaning we have to match with you?”

    “Yeah, better put Duen’s group in too, so when they walk, they look like the tail of a dancing doctor, heh.”

    “Listen to you compare…for us, we should call it a boy brand, come on, with Tingting included, what should we call our group?” Bom looked thoughtful. Don’t spark his creativity, I beg of you. It’s known that Boss loves to invent words…

    “Me, I’ll name it myself!” Boss raised his hand as if asking for permission, but it might be too late…you guys should stop him quickly before he comes up with something strange, like our group name!! ‘Loy Lod Ha’ or something like that, I can’t accept it.

    “Uh…is that a good idea? I think-”

    “The-Mong-Ting!”

    Damn, am I too late again?

    “…” The whole group fell silent, each looking at Boss with disdain, what kind of name is ‘The-Mong-Ting’, it sounds awful. Since I’ve been with him, not once has his vocabulary been decent, and this time is no exception.

    “I like it, I’ll take it. Tang, Tang, from Bohn, Bom, Boss, Merk to Ram, King,

    Phu, Duen combined, actually, I have another name in mind, ‘Khing Buen Rabom’. Which one do you guys want? I like the latter, but the former sounds good, like a perfume brand name.” Please, Boss…

    “Sigh!”

    “Why are you sighing like that?” I don’t see any charm in your words.

    I looked up at the sky, which was now turning orange. It’s not surprising it’s this color; it’s nearly nine o’clock after all. Did Duen prepare his stuff yet? This morning, he even forgot that we have to go to camp tomorrow, better call him.

    Ring, ring.

    (Hmm…)

    “Why does your voice sound like that, are you sleeping?” His voice sounds sleepy like he just woke up, what have you done since you woke up, Duen, or are you sleeping to prepare for the camp?

    (Yeah…just finished packing, got tired so I’m lying down.)

    “You’ve packed? I thought you hadn’t so I called to remind you.”

    (What level are we at?)

    “Yeah, we’ll sit together tomorrow.” Is nine buses too many for just over two hundred people, the ‘over’ part being the professors. They’re there to supervise our behavior. Even though they say they’re supervising…they’re all kind-hearted, Professor Pakorn, Professor Porntip, sweets, pork, and alcohol are all there.

    (Yeah, I’m excited.)

    “I’m excited too.”

    (I haven’t been to a camp in so long. I’ve never been to Phu Sot Dao either, I just looked it up online, it’s so beautiful. Have you ever been?) The voice on the other end of the line was excited. I bet if he had a tail like a dog, it would be wagging.

    “Never been either.”

    (I wish tomorrow would come sooner, huh.)

    “Me too.”

    (Why don’t you seem excited, you bastard?) Hey, why are you scolding me?

    “I am excited. You can’t see my face, so you don’t know.”

    (Really? What kind of face are you making?)

    “Excited.”

    (I thought you were dead inside, going somewhere far but not excited.)

    “I’m not excited about Phu Sot Dao.”

    (Oh, you bastard. You-)

    “I’m excited because I get to go with you.” Honestly, even if it’s just to the end of the street, if the person walking beside me is you…I’d still be excited.

    “Yawn.”

    “Eek! Phu, that is gross, why yawn without covering your mouth!” the star from the medical faculty slapped her best friend’s back. She made a disgusted face and walked over to Tang. Ouch, I feel the pain for you, Phu, go get Tang to apply some ointment.

    We were all gathered in the university’s central auditorium…what a pitiful group name. In the end, Boss used his power to force everyone to wear the same color shirt, and from being noticeable because of our looks, we’re even more noticeable now because of the shirt color. While others wear muted tones, we’re the only ones in yellow.

    “Everyone’s here now. Mostly first and second years, huh? So, I’ll refer to myself as ‘Phii’ then, my name is Sao, I’m in my fourth year at Engineering. You can call me ‘Most Beautiful Phii Sao’. Feel free to ask anything, I don’t mind.” This senior is from my faculty. She likes to dress in a boyish, tomboy style, often sitting at the four-way junction teasing guys from other faculties who pass by…

    “Most Beautiful Phii Sao!”

    One guy raised his hand. Oh, that’s my senior, do you remember him? He’s the one who signed my name with a flourish, seems like he’s changed a bit…did you braid dreadlocks!! Damn…from rogue to even more rogue, you! Why are all the seniors in my faculty so wild, it’s exhausting.

    “What’s up, Nong Sen?”

    “I have a question.” My code senior stood up to face off with the senior girl…oh no, I need to rush to tell the rector that the janitors are about to fight.

    “Go ahead and ask.”

    “Being this beautiful…”

    “Oh, go spend money on some snacks.”

    “Being this tall…”

    “It’s genetic, junior, this is what they call a model’s figure…but, are you going to ask if I have a boyfriend yet? I haven’t, I’ve been single for centuries.”

    “No, that’s not what I was going to ask.”

    “Oh, then what?”

    “Do you have balls down there?”

    “You bastard!!” Thud!!

    R.I.P

    Rest in peace, Sen…I won’t forget the times we had together.

    “Alright, let’s get to the point, I won’t talk much because you juniors probably don’t want to listen. We’ll go to Uttaradit for four days; the first two days we’ll plant trees and do various activities at the park office. The remaining two days we’ll go sightseeing at the top of Phu Sot Dao.” The travel review websites say the hike up is very tough; from the park office to the top of Phu Sot Dao, you have to go over several hills, each one with names like…’Hill of Death’, hearing that gives me motivation.

    Phii Sao said we’ll camp on the lawn in front of the park office, we can bathe at the waterfall or in the bathroom, whichever we prefer. The place where we’ll plant the trees is deep in the forest; in the past, there were trees there, but now due to forest fires and illegal logging, only stumps and roots remain.

    “Good news. We have an additional host, give a round of applause for Phii

    San!”

    “Scream!! Phii San is so handsome! Did your parents feed you Ohmo Plus or what, how can you be this white! Are those eyes or rice grains, how can they be so sharp and mysterious, Phii San! Is that a nose or a rhino’s horn, so sharp and beautiful! Are those pants or missiles, why do they look so ready for battle!! Scream!! You’re out of this world, into the galaxy, P’San!!”

    It’s not a woman’s voice, it’s Boss’s voice, clapping and cheering loudly. You might wonder why he’s cheering for P’San so enthusiastically without any regard for his husband…P’San is his code 4th year senior in the faculty, you know, it’s all about supporting code line business.

    “Oh, such flattery between uncle and nephew, Phii San, please introduce yourself to the juniors.” The female host teased. This senior once flirted with Boss for four days before stopping, giving the reason, ‘Boss is too wild, I like quiet types like my husband.’ Now I understand…

    “Yes…uh, my name is Sun…that’s all. Ha ha.” After speaking, Phii Sun scratched the back of his neck out of embarrassment. The whole sentence was nothing but ‘yes’ and…

    “Squeal!!”

    That was enough to get screams from the shy deer and monkeys. Phii Sun is shy, Boss’s code senior is shy, his junior is shy, everyone in this code line is shy…everyone except Boss, my friend. The seniors in the older years like to tease that Boss is Phii Sun’s child and his line raised, but actually, he get babied by Phii Shin, who is Merk’s code line senior, and that line is all mischievous…all except Merk.

    Let’s switch…

    “Who is he?” The person next to me asked after being silent for a while. I almost forgot you were sitting here, Duen. If you and your friends are going to eat and be silent like this…

    “He’s Boss’s code senior, why are you eating like this?” I used a tissue to wipe the corner of Duen’s mouth, which was stained with MSG, it even got to his ear…I swear, I thought you were bathing in it, not eating.

    “I have to compete to eat with them.” Duen pointed at his friends, making me look over. I saw that the others were in a similar state, only Ting was eating leisurely. Not that there’s any reason. She went and took the snacks from them, so the rest had to fight for it, oh my…

    “Didn’t you buy stuff this morning too?” This morning, I stopped at the convenience store for him, and there was plenty of food, from snacks to all sorts of things.

    “We did, but I didn’t want to open it yet. We have to steal snacks from friends! It’s the pride of a hunter!”

    Hunt your dad…

    “Okay, okay. Then don’t get too messy.” Duen nodded and went back into what he called the ‘arena’. The main contenders were Phu and Ram, are you also playing with them?

    “Alright, ladies, calm down first. Let’s continue, this volunteer camp isn’t just about planting trees and going back home, we want everyone to get to know each other. Seniors, please distribute the name tags.” With the host’s voice ending, we each got a pink name tag to hold. So proud, I made these myself…oh, my group used string.

    “Phii Sun wants the juniors to write their names on these, nicknames or real names are fine.” P’Sun said into the microphone before walking down to distribute the markers to those at the front of the line.

    “Phii Sun, I want to write my real name, but there’s a small problem.”

    One fierce girl raised her hand. I know her; she’s in the group of beautiful, kind-hearted but tough girls, which is the transgender association at our university. I don’t know who founded it, but it’s been around long enough to have a president, vice president, secretary, and treasurer. At first, I was puzzled about why they needed a treasurer because they didn’t seem to have much need for money. They explained, ‘We collect money from those girls who get hit on by girls. We keep collecting, and when we have enough, we give all the money to the person who gets hit on the most by men, so they can go for breast augmentation and beauty treatments,’ do they really have that?

    “Yes? Isn’t there enough space?”

    “No, I am tired of my old surname. Now I wants to change it, can I borrow

    Phii Sun’s?”

    “Wow!!”

    “Don’t, Jamren! Go find another victim, this one’s taken!” If you’re going to say that through the microphone, sister. What am I even watching, I forgot we’re here to plant trees.

    “You girl! I told you not to call my name before my debut!”

    “I’ll call it, why? Jamren, Jamren, Jamren!” Let them be…

    “And what about you?” I nudged the person next to me. Today, Duen is wearing a sheep-patterned shirt, which is cute; he said his mom bought it for him when they went to a pig farm…huh? The yellow shirt makes him look even whiter than usual. No, I should say it makes all of us look whiter than usual.

    “What?”

    “Want to change your surname to my surname, huh?”

    “Always finding excuses to flirt, huh?” Not only not embarrassed, but he also gives me the middle finger. That’s harsh.

    Soon, we were ready to travel. Phii Sao let everyone choose which bus they wanted to board according to their preference. We chose bus number seven. There’s nothing special about it; Boss just likes this number.

    “Be careful when you walk…wow, I just noticed, that yellow-shirt group is so handsome, can I hit on them?” The senior girl teased when my group reached the bus, even blowing kisses, making everyone around look at us with one expression. How could they not look, the sister used the loudspeaker…

    “Come on, scream!! Father of the child!!”

    “I want that one, you know, the one in the yellow shirt.”

    “The whole group is in yellow.”

    “Yeah. I want the whole group!”

    “I envy that woman, having all these men around her, what kind of good deed did she do?”

    And there were plenty more teasing remarks. They nudged each other with embarrassment when Tang and Boss smiled, always like this. While in the auditorium, we sat in the corner where they probably didn’t see us. That’s good, I don’t want to stand out, it’s too chaotic…like now.

    “Jealous? Yes…I used to think that way. If not, I wouldn’t understand how painful it is to listen to them flirting with each other. I thought I was over it…but you guys keep bringing it up!! Great! You should try being me. You’d know how worthless you feel, I feel like I’m just a speck of dust or lint on someone’s clothes. I’m proof that beauty alone isn’t enough…you need to have something more, Thai guys won’t come flirting otherwise.”

    Tingting is the one who makes me feel the most guilty in my life…

    “Boss, I feel sorry for Tingting. Do something about it.” Tang nudged the flirtatious wife. At first, Boss looked like he didn’t understand, but then he nodded with a smile. What? What are you guys going to do? What does ‘do something’ mean?

    “No need to scream, ladies. Even if we’re handsome…there’s a husband who’s even more handsome.”

    “…”

    “Shit, it’s dead silent, oh. It’s okay, Tingting, we’ll comfort you ourselves.” After saying that, Boss walked over to pat the shoulder of the only pretty girl in the group. Not very flirtatious, are you?

    “Senior…I think I might faint. Can we get on the bus now?”

    “What’s wrong? Because of what they said, right?”

    “What you said!”

    “Oh, karma.”

    After the conversation ended, we stopped fooling around and walked up to the bus. Wow…I thought there would be fewer people, but from what I see, it’s almost like standing room only. There are nine buses, two at the back for luggage, so the seventh bus is the last one where people can sit, each bus can seat forty people. We have over two hundred people, so that’s about twenty-eight per bus, but you guys are all squeezed into one bus!! …Can we change buses now?

    “Bohn, Bohn.” Duen nudged my shoulder. We chose to sit at the front. No, I should say they reserved spots for us.

    “Hmm?”

    “Can I sit by the window?”

    “Sure, want to look at the scenery?”

    “Uh huh.” Duen doesn’t often travel far from home. And this time, going with me, it’s natural to be excited…right?

    It didn’t take long for the bus to start moving away from the university. It’s now 4 AM, and there aren’t many cars on the road; it’s not yet work time. Try leaving at 10 AM…you wouldn’t leave the city all day.

    “Let me see your name tag.” The person next to me leaned over to look at my pink name tag.

    “Sure, but I haven’t written on it yet.”

    “Why haven’t you written on it?”

    “Otherwise, other people might come to flirt with me.” I raised my eyebrows teasingly a couple of times.

    “Ew! You self-absorbed jerk. No one would flirt with you; they’d change direction and run to me as soon as they see my face. Heh.” He said confidently, puffing his chest out and showing his tag which read, “Phii Duen”…even though he’s one of the juniors in the camp.

    From the initial chatter and laughter, the bus started to quiet down until all that was left was the sound of the engine and the air conditioning. In front of us, there was Tang and King, behind us were Boss and Tee, and opposite us were Merk and Bom, Phu with Chai, and Ram with King.

    I think I should investigate the story of those two in the back.

    It’s starting to get strange; the other day, I drove past King’s condo and saw them both coming out together. It’s not just a coincidence that they meet; I’ve seen it several times. Others in the group have seen it too, with Tang and Phu seeing it the most since they live in that area.

    “Bohn, want some snacks?” Duen asked, offering me a large bag of Lay’s. If I get a stomach ache, it’s not my fault, Duen, you’ve been eating since we were in the Little Elephant auditorium and haven’t stopped…oh, the central auditorium isn’t called Little Elephant, but there’s an elephant fountain in front of it, so people at the university call it that.

    “Huh, eat well, then. Oh, Duen, we haven’t set our relationship status on Facebook yet.”

    “Huh? Whatever. Why set it? Everyone at the university already knows. No need to set it, this is so tasty, I can’t stop eating.” Can you please stop eating for a moment, Duen? Even if I want you to gain weight.

    “No way, we have to set it.”

    “Tee’s friend, what are the people in front of us talking about?”

    “Yeah, Boss’s friend, what’s this about setting or not setting?”

    “Most annoying, Boss can’t stand it.”

    “Tee can’t stand it either.”

    Who would pair you guys up like this? Why can’t it be Merk and Boss, Tee and Bom like before? If I had a choice, I’d put Merk and Ram in the back…it would be so quiet, but it would be interesting to find out what they’d talk about.

    “So, you’re not setting it?” Duen spoke while wiping his mouth with his sleeve, hey, and then you wiped your face with it too? You’ll definitely get acne, you foolish doctor.

    “Set it.” I crossed my arms and spoke firmly.

    “Why set it? I already told you everyone in the university knows.”

    “I want the whole world to know so no one will mess with you.” After I finished speaking, the listener’s face turned bright red, he turned to look out the window, probably not wanting me to see him blushing…sorry, I can see your face clearly in the reflection.

    “Uh.”

    “What, are you going to make me suspect you have a lover? No need, I

    trust you.” Suddenly, he handed me his phone while still looking out the window, his reflection clear.

    “It’s not…”

    “Huh…”

    “I left my Facebook logged in, do whatever you want with it.” The other party spoke in a muffled voice, covering his face with his hands before repeatedly banging his head against the window. What kind of illness is this, hurting oneself when embarrassed?

    Forget it, let’s focus on this instead…

    “Duen, can I have your hand?” I nudged the person next to me. When I finished speaking, Duen immediately gave me a glaring look. Hey, what did I do wrong to deserve that look?

    “Are you treating me like a dog?!”

    “Oh…”

    “No. I just want to take a picture of us holding hands.”

    “…”

    I didn’t wait for an answer. I reached out, grabbed his hand, and lifted it to a height I was satisfied with. Duen turned his face away, but this was fine…

    Click

    The photo came out so well that I had to smile with satisfaction. My arm was almost half in the frame, our hands were clasped, but I wasn’t focusing on the hands…I was focusing on my love.

    Bon Ss: currently dating Krisda Duennhaw

    My love isn’t just about holding hands and walking; I hold your heart and follow it. 🙂

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 53: Just for Bohn

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 53: Just for Bohn

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 53: Just for Bohn

    [Duenhaw]

    “Hey, Duen, why doesn’t Ting have a boyfriend yet?”

    “Ting? I don’t know, I’m confused too.”

    The position of faculty star in the faculty isn’t easily obtained. Just being beautiful isn’t enough; you need to be brave and have substance! I genuinely admire him, he’s really good, not just in studies but in other aspects too.

    “So pitiful. Look at her sitting there quietly watching his friends flirt.” Where? Oh, I see, she’s watching the famous engineering couple, even biting into a fresh morning glory stem. How envious, friend.

    “Oh well,T Ting is a my friend…she’ll probably get approached by guys soon enough.”

    It’s impossible for someone like her to go unnoticed by guys, she’s beautiful, rich, and has a bright future. With a profile like that, anyone not interested must be foolish, but if she’s still single, it might be because she hangs out with us. When they see her with good-looking guys (and I’m not just saying that because I’m self-absorbed), they might think she’s already taken or that she gets hit on a lot.

    Especially because she likes to play around with me, like punching, slapping, playing fishbone, the monk supporting the bean pod, the giant catching the monkey, and many other Thai boxing moves…I felt pity for you a moment ago, but now on second thought…now I feel sorry for myself.

    “Do you want anything else to eat?” Bohn asked while holding a piece of bacon to my mouth. Rogue-kun!! If I eat any more, I’ll be like New, I’m already about to throw up.

    “Huh, I’m full.” This time, I’m really full, Bohn is crazy. If I say I want something, he’ll double the amount, like when I said I wanted two pieces of squid, he gave me four, and when I wouldn’t eat them, he forced them into my mouth, damn him.

    “Eat a little more.” Bohn hasn’t given up on his intention. This time he’s not using chopsticks; are you using a ladle now, Bohn? I won’t open my mouth for that.

    “No more, you bastard, I’m full.” My stomach is stretched tight, it’s screaming at me, ‘Damn, Duen, that’s enough, if you shove anything else in here, I’ll make you vomit for real.’

    “Alright, alright, I give up.”

    Try not giving up, I will slap you with a tissue until you die…I wouldn’t dare to be this cruel, though.

    We were sitting on the floor with a large mat in the garden behind Phii King’s house. When looking around, I thought I was in a forest, shred…there are so many trees, but I like it, the air is so fresh.

    When the wind blows, there’s a faint scent of flowers, making you feel calm. The smell of champak flowers is…incredibly fragrant.

    “Hello, friends, seniors, juniors, I was afraid you’d get bored, so I brought speakers and audio equipment to have a concert.”

    “Did you ask if we wanted to listen?”

    “Not necessary, it’s my concert, I only care about my own desires.”

    “-, .”

    “Ahem…look. You’re a beautiful girl, so I looked at you.”

    The voice is good…but I’m laughing. Not at the singer, but at my Thai teacher. Phii Boss walked up to the singer, biting his lip and pretending to scratch like a cat, but it seems Phii Tee couldn’t handle it and threw a bitter gourd peel at Phii Boss…yes, a bitter gourd peel. I felt bitter just looking at it, but he claims it’s delicious and it’s not just any bitter gourd.

    “It’s a candied and soaked bitter gourd, stuffed with finely chopped and minced straw, coated with Belgian white chocolate and dark chocolate from Paknam Pho.”

    That’s what he said, and it’s…not the small, bird-peck bitter gourd, but it’s a large Thai bitter gourd the size of Phii Merk’s arm. I’m speechless. I got goosebumps just thinking about it; the taste must be indescribable. Why does Phii Tee like to eat such things? That day, I saw him carrying cinnamon water blended with yogurt to eat at the university. He said it had some medicinal properties, but I didn’t catch what, just that I was shocked at the time.

     

    [Bohn]

    “If you weren’t beautiful, I wouldn’t look

    If you weren’t bright, I wouldn’t stare

    I wouldn’t look to make my heart beat.”

    “Merk, are you going to let this happen! Tee is flirting with your wife, haha.” If you’re going to provoke like that, Bom, the provoked one looked at his wife, who was having her chin held by the singer. There are millions of songs, why choose this one?

    “You talk like this, and Tee is the one who gets hurt, Bom. Boss started flirting first, so…are you going to let this slide, Merk? Your wife is flirting with another guy, wrestle him down!! Make him understand and remember who his husband is! The spot behind the bushes has a good view, I’ve scouted it! There might be ants, but it’s fine, it’ll add some spice to your marriage, the itching might be good for you.” Wait, damn Tang, you watched an SM movie this morning, didn’t you?

    “Heh.” Even the quiet Merk couldn’t help but laugh, let alone everyone else, all eyes were on the live performance. Only Ram kept a straight face. I thought Merk was quiet, but when he meets you, he becomes talkative.

    …He’s quieter than usual, isn’t he? I think something’s off. Since when did

    Ram and King become so close? They’re not stuck together like Merk and Boss, but they seem closer than before. When did they find the time to become so close?

    ‘They’re weird, they’re always together.’

    Tang’s words floated into my head. Last time, it wasn’t true, Tang and his code junior were tricked by King’s sister, but it wasn’t really a trick; she imagined it was true and spread it around the world. Let’s get back to the point. I’ve seen them riding bikes to university together often, but at that time, I didn’t think much of it because King was working on a documentary about Ram.

    My artist friend loves weird things. Unique. If he encounters something, he’ll pay a lot of attention, will investigate and observe it like gathering data. He does this all the time, the last one was a documentary on dog poop.

    “Be quiet…come with me for a bit.” Huh…

    A voice came from beside me. Although it was very soft, I heard it, thanks to my naturally good hearing and because he was sitting right next to me. I pretended not to hear and started playing with my phone. Meanwhile, Duen went to sit with Tingting.

    I watched as Ram and King walked off together…where to? Let’s just say they went somewhere out of my sight. It seems King’s mom once mentioned he has some kind of secret base…whatever, let it be.

    “Bohn!” Hey!

    I braced myself on the ground in shock as someone hugged me from behind, rubbing their head against my cheek. I was about to ask what was wrong when I caught a whiff of something from behind…this smell…

    “Duen, are you drunk?”

    “Yeah…drunk.” Who let him drink? I glanced at where Duen the idiot was sitting and immediately knew who forced him to drink. Let’s not call it ‘gave,’ let’s call it ‘poured,’ that’s better. Damn it…

    While lifting her student skirt and sitting cross-legged, she locked her best friend’s neck with her left hand to keep him from moving while her right hand cruelly poured alcohol into her best friend’s mouth. She seemed to mumble something too. Let me read her lips…

    “Tang…you must take responsibility for my little heart. I have two best friends in the same faculty, by rights, you and Duen should be protecting me from guys, but why do I end up being the one protecting you from them? I wouldn’t mind if guys showed interest in me, but they don’t! ugh, the other day, a hot guy who looked like he could wrestle came up to me, I flirted but ended up sitting alone because he was chasing you!!…Drink this, you bastard, so you can see what it’s like to be devastated. I just want one day…today, I want to feel pretty! Why do tigers keep their stripes if men have to look after each other!!! Answer me!!

    Tingting should become a rapper, her lip movements are so fast. As for me, I deserve an award for outstanding lip-reading.

    “Should I laugh or feel sorry for you…” Tang looked very pitiful, struggling like he was in agony. It takes some strength to hold a guy like him still. Even though Tang is small.

    “Karaman…tamarind? Want to eat Phii Tee’s? It’s not tasty, really, sour, blech!” Duen said before making a face like he had goosebumps, so cute, his face was trembling too, huh.

    “Guys, we’re in trouble, hah.” King ran over to us. Not long after, Tee the code junior followed. What were you guys doing for so long?

    “Huh, what’s up, King?” Tee asked into the mic, he’s drunk. To be precise, now only I, Merk, King, Phu, Ram, and King are sober. The rest are out cold, Boss looks the worst, he’s wearing red hibiscus flowers in his ears, his hair in two buns, and his trousers rolled up high above the knees…quite the sight.

    “‘She’ is coming here.”

    “Who?”

    “Phii Kumfah…”

    “Hello, boys.”

    “Uh, hello.” We all saluted the beautiful girl sitting between Ram and King.

    She looks beautiful like this, but she already has two kids. Her name is Phii Kumfah, King’s older sister. My friends and I are a bit scared of her; she likes to ship us in scary ways. Normally, I don’t mind people who like to ship, it’s funny, but not with Phii Kumfah…

    She’s too scary.

    “I knew Vera had to be here.” She said, hugging the arm of the person next to her. Oh, you know Ram too? How well do you guys know each other? I guess we need to extract some information.

    “I just stopped by to pick up something and was about to leave, but after thinking it over…I feel its better to stay a bit longer.” I don’t know what that sweeping gaze and smirk meant, all I know is it made us all get goosebumps, sitting up straight in unison. (It’s called the Yaoi Scan Gaze; a yaoi girl trained enough can receive it like a blessing from God, used for checking out and pairing up guys correctly: Momma.)

    “Big sis, try this, my husband made it, it’s super delicious.” Maybe because he was drunk or something, Boss dared to talk to the senior. Normally, he does talk, but not this much.

    “Let’s see, oh my…Merk made this? Very house-husband-like, well suited to be your husband, huh.”

    “Huh, hubby… Phii Kham even praised me himself.”

    “…”

    “Embarrassed, huh? Don’t be embarrassed, oh, so cute, come give yourself a kiss.” Is this what they call fan service, what those in the movie industry do to boost ratings…

    “Squeal! I’m thrilled, more please, are there other couples…oh, who’s that sweet-faced young man?” Looks like today is Tang’s unlucky day, not only did he get drunk but now he’s also being targeted by Phii Kumfah.

    “Oh, that’s Tang. I haven’t introduced them yet, this is Tang, Ting, Phu, Duenhaw, they’re juniors at our university.” King introduced them one by one, but he didn’t mention Ram’s name. Of course, from how they look, they must know each other well, because even now, the senior hasn’t let go of Tee’s arm.

    “Wow, all such good-looking guys, does the young man have a boyfriend yet?” She propped her chin, looking at the unfortunate medical student. I suggest you go break the curse, Tang.

    “Huh? Me? No, no, girls don’t care for guys cuter than themselves…hic.” I was about to ask Phu to grab a tissue for his friend because I thought he would cry from being drunk, but…

    No…

    “Buffalo! So damn stupid! What if you have a boyfriend cuter than myself! So what if I have a sweet face! I can still fertilize your eggs! You say, ‘We don’t like Tang like that, Tang is too cute,’ cute your dad! Why didn’t you say that from the start, you jerk! You flirt with me and then reject me, huh, just wait, I’ll line you up and slap you! Bastard!!!!” Uh…

    What they say about there being many types of drunks is true, Tang must be the type who speaks his heart when drunk. Bom is like this too, but my friend has an additional option of complaining from past years up to the present.

    “Oh oh, Nong Tang, don’t mind those monkeys…get back at them.” King’s sister spoke while sitting cross-legged next to him. If you wear a sarong, why wear a skirt over it, big sis?

    “Huh, how?” Once he stopped rapping, he went back to being his usual calm self, I guess he really lost it earlier. I’ve never seen him like this before. Looks like he’s been suppressing a lot, no less than Tingting.

    “Steal their men, huh huh.”

    I told you Phii Kumfah is scary…

    “What, should I punch them?” Tang raised his eyebrows to ask Phii

    Kumfah. It looks like he wants revenge too, it must be heartbreaking to be treated like Tang, to be flirted with by a woman only to be rejected later, using looks as an excuse to distance herself.

    “No, dear. We don’t use violence…maybe a bit of force, but it won’t hurt much, good person, trust me…I’m a yaoi girl.” What’s that, yaoi girl or Yakult girl?

    “Yaoi girl?”

    “A yaoi girl is a messenger of the Yaoi religion, with Abe no Seimei as the bundled prophet. Their duty is to keep enemies and heretics of the faith, (women), away from the pure sheep, (men). Then, they pair off suitable matches for the sheep, (ship), and watch over them with warm eyes, (consume).”

    “Hmm?”

    “You don’t have to understand, let’s get to the point…I won’t let them get away with this, Tang must fight! Go steal their man, I support you!! Men are born to be with men, women should die!!” After saying that, King’s sister raised her hand to the sky like a revolutionary. Sister…you already have kids and a husband, and both your kids and husband are men.

    Most importantly…you’re a woman too.

    We started talking normally again, Phii Kumfah still continued to ship this person with that one. The person hit hardest was Tang, who was too drunk to understand, followed by Phii Bom, Tang, Boss, and Tee, in that order. You might wonder why Duen isn’t affected at all; it’s because he’s sleeping, leaning against my back. I’m big enough to shield him completely. When King introduced Duen, Phii Kumfah looked confused, wondering why he pointed at me.

    Everyone seemed to be having fun, but there was one person who looked sad. If this were a cartoon, we’d see black effects behind her, showing her depression…Tingting, it seems Phii Kumfah’s words only deepened her hurt.

    Actually, my friend Tee seemed interested in her, but he was only looking, not wanting to get involved since he’s currently flirting with a literature faculty girl. She’s not particularly beautiful but has a good personality; she helped Tee when he was in trouble. After that, my friend couldn’t get her out of his mind…but can women protect men nowadays? She even defended Tee by punching everyone who ganged up on him…modern women are truly born to protect men.

    “Bohnnn.”

    “Hmm?” I turned to look at the person behind me and saw that Duen was awake. He was rubbing his eyes, still sleepy as if he didn’t want to wake up. Go back to sleep, we’re staying at King’s house tonight anyway; initially, we weren’t planning to stay, but looking at everyone’s condition, no one was in a state to drive, so we decided to stay here. The same goes for Duen and his friends.

    “So sleepy.”

    “Then sleep, heh heh.” I smiled before gently pinching his cheek. I didn’t want to hurt Duen, but his soft, white cheek was so inviting, I wanted to nuzzle it, but I was mindful of others.

    “I don’t want to sleep like that, I doesn’t want to lean on you, Bohn.” He shook his head vigorously and then turned to face me. His nose was red…cat, cat, cat. You’re a cat, Duen.

    “Then how will you sleep, huh?” I reached out to brush his hair gently, the person I asked smiled and did something I didn’t expect.

    “Like this, it’s easy.”

    “…Be gentle.” Damn. You get drunk and make my heart race all the time…I looked down at his handsome face, I knew he’d be clingy when drunk, but I didn’t expect him to lie on my lap like this.

    “Yawn, I’m sleepy.”

    “Who taught you to do this, huh?” I leaned down to rub my nose against his playfully, and he laughed before his beautiful eyes met mine.

    “Saw it in a movie, and saw the heroine often do this to the hero.”

    “Really? Then Duen, you are the heroine, I am the hero.” I smiled jokingly, seeing him pout, his delicate brows furrowed into little knots. I told you not to frown, or you’ll get crow’s feet, look at this, I even poked him.

    “Huh. No, I am the hero, I have a younger brother.” The person lying on my lap said with pride, the younger brother he mentioned surely isn’t like Ben or Bihn. You can tell from the tone.

    “i has one too, why can’t I be the hero?” Duen’s hand, which was stroking my chin, stopped as soon as I finished speaking. Hey, what kind of reaction is this? Did you forget that I have siblings too?

    “That’s true…but mine’s is bigger, hehe.” How can you be so confident? Just how big is it, little Duen?

    “How do you know it’s bigger, are you just boasting, let mesee it then.” “Want to see? I’ll show you.” Oh, so you agree.

    “Why are you showing it so easily, do you show it to everyone?”

    “Huh, only you can see, you is my boyfriend.”

    “Duen, you is cute.” I swear I tried to hold back my emotions, but in the end, all my efforts crumbled because of this bastard…look at him, even after getting his cheek pinched, he’s smiling so hard his eyes turn into crescents.

    I love moments like this so much, but I’d rather do this when he’s sober so he can remember it.

    “Bohn, you is cute too.” He raised his hand to pinch my cheek back and forth, mimicking what I did earlier. Not the same at all…you do it cuter by far.

    “Arent I cute, or how am I?” I’m pretty handsome, where did cute come from? Duen is handsome too, but I call him cute because his personality matches that.

    “…I am lying, Bohn, you isn’t cute…”

    “…”

    “Except when yous drunk, haha.” The teasing kid laughed until tears formed at the corner of his eyes. Why would I not know he’s teasing? Look at his smile, who would believe that?

    “You’re teasing, huh?”

    “Am I good at it? Is I at it?” If I say you’re not good, will you cry? You probably would, it’s cute when you cry, but I prefer when you smile.

    “I am sad, I’m about to cry, see?” I pretended to look sad, lowering my head to press my forehead against my lover’s.

    “Oh, come here, Phii Duen will kiss and comfort you.” Duen moved up to kiss my forehead, and it was so warm it made me smile.

    “This is…a real couple!! Damn! I’ve only seen this on the internet, never in real life, the damage is severe…ugh!! There’s even kissing, oh! Shit, why didn’t Bohn tell me he has a boyfriend? Do you want to be cut out of the inheritance?!” After saying that, Phii Kumfah slapped King’s back so hard that pork flew out of his mouth. Poor…poor Bom, the pork from King’s mouth landed on his lap.

    “Just kidding. Do I have to tell you that? Can I have some water?” Ram handed him water immediately. Why not ask Phii Kumfah, she’s right there. You, whatever, the water is flowing too, her hand is really heavy.

    “You must tell. If your friend has a boyfriend who’s a guy, like this!” She said, pointing at me and Duen. She argued with her brother for a bit before running over to me.

    “Bohn, your boyfriend is so cute, his name is Duen, right?” The beautiful sister of King asked excitedly, her eyes sparkling like there’s a Dao inside…uh.

    “Yes.” I nodded. I have to admit, I like to show off my boyfriend a lot, wanting others to know how cute Duen is, but I also don’t want anyone else to see how cute he is. I want to be the only one to see.

    “Oh, up close, he’s super handsome.”

    “Ugh.” The person being complimented buried his face in my stomach; he’s not annoyed, Duen is just shy, he gets embarrassed like this when people stare at him.

    “Oh, so cute, like a cat. Look at these cheeks, they’re red and most pinchable, these red ears, what is this, oh, nirvana. I’m about to reach nirvana.” Phii Kumfah covered her forehead with the back of her hand and collapsed onto the grass.

    “Brother, there’s plenty of space on the mat, you can join us inside. No need to be so far away.”

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 52: Exam Over, Time for Celebration

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 52: Exam Over, Time for Celebration

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 52: Exam Over, Time for Celebration

    [Bohn]

    Sigh

    Today is the last day of exams, in twenty minutes we’ll be in the exam room. Ah…time flies so fast, it feels like just yesterday was Buhn’s birthday. In the blink of an eye, the semester is almost over.

    I can say that the exams I’ve been through…wow! Holy shit, they were super hard, extremely difficult. Yesterday was tough enough, but today is even tougher. I can feel the radiation of difficulty even before seeing the exam paper. The professors are just too good at making exams without regard for our brain capacity…

    I thought I was worn out, but seeing Duen, I admit defeat. Dark circles under his eyes, red eyes, pale skin. He’s even lost weight, despite promising to take care of his health. But it’s okay, my friends look no different. This is how it is, medical students, when exams are near, they all turn into walking corpses, ha ha. We’ll get through this together.

    “They said to wake up early to study before the exam, so your brain would be bright.”

    “Did you do it?” I asked Boss who was sitting next to me, slightly surprised that he brought this up. Normally, Boss doesn’t talk about this kind of thing before an exam; he usually says things like ‘I’m definitely going to fail,’ ‘Should I just give up or what?’, stuff like that rather than…

    “Yeah, I did it.” We stopped reading and turned our attention to him instead. Merk and Bom even threw their lecture notes aside, King dropped his pencil, Tee had a tamarind in his mouth, and Bom choked on dust. Tang and I looked at him in disbelief.

    “…No way. You’re not the Boss I know.” Tee shook his head as if he couldn’t accept it. Sometimes you’re over the top, my friend Tee, and what’s with bringing tamarind? Okay, someone might have brought it…but trust me, they didn’t drag an entire branch like Pathawin did. He said, “My neighbor planted tamarinds, and I saw she never harvested them, I felt sorry that the tamarinds might rot on the tree…so I brought the branch here to eat.” wow, if you’re going to steal, you bring the whole branch, huh? She doesn’t know at all.

    “And what’s the Boss that we know like?”

    “Mischievous, showy, irritating, dog-like behavior, vulgar language.”

    “You bastard, Tee, you’re just insulting me.” The insulted one protested, but not too loudly; if he were louder, he’d definitely get sent to take the exam in the middle of the field.

    “So you really did it, how bright are you?” Bom shook the arm of the mischievous wife. I smelled something strange since Boss said he studied at dawn…

    “Yeah.”

    “Wow, you should have told us before the exam. Why did we only find out on the last day?”

    “Bright…bright bye.” I knew it would end like this.

    “You bastard, haha.” We all pushed his head playfully; what’s this ‘bright bye’ of yours? I think he just didn’t want his friends to be stressed. He seems unreliable, but when friends are in trouble or distressed, Boss is always the first one to help.

    “Help me, King, please, ha.” But in many cases, he needs someone else to help first…

    “How can I help?” King yawned, covering his mouth. He’s always like this. Seems useless but reliable, why are the people around me all like this, different on the outside from what they are inside…oh, there’s one person who’s consistent both inside and out, damn Bihn, evil is just evil.

    “Anything that helps me pass the exam…can I suck out your brains?” After saying that, he raised a straw to poke at the artist’s head. Where did you get that size of straw from, could easily pass through a boiled egg.

    “Damn.”

    “Why do you top every subject when you don’t do anything?” Bom asked King, with his chin resting on his hand. It’s true, King never does anything for good luck before exams. No amulets, no offerings to the spirits, no feeding child spirits, nothing beyond sitting and watching birds and trees outside the window.

    “By tutoring you guys, I review the lessons again, so I remember them.”

    “Damn, one shot, two cat fleas…” If you’re going to change it like that, why not stick with the original proverb, Boss?

    “…If you think you can’t do it, you definitely won’t. Think, ‘I can do it, come on.’“ King, the divine one, smiled at us. God, I feel like he has an angelic aura…Oh, it’s just the sunlight, sorry.

    “Thinking like that will make it happen?”

    “Ugh. Not sure, ha ha ha.”

    “Damn you.”

    “But at least you tried. Whatever the result, you should be proud, right?”

    “Caption by the divine King.” I stopped caring about others. Duen is also about to take his exam. I should send him a message to give some encouragement.

    Bon Ss: Susuna!

    It didn’t take long for the chat to show “Read”. Are you glued to your phone now, Duen? Don’t let me find out you have a lover, I’ll throw both of you off a cliff…

    Duen: You too [sends a picture of himself with a peace sign] Bon Ss: I feel like I’ve gained a mountain of motivation, kisses.

    Duen: Crazy.

    “Smiling big and small, so annoying…If I had a wife, I’d show her off to you guys morning, noon, night, before bed, after meals.” Tang made a face at me, probably won’t get a wife, heh heh.

    “Yeah, me too, I’d stick her with elephant glue on my back and walk around with her, you bastard! I’m so annoyed with Bohn.”

    “Oh…what about when going to the bathroom?”

    “…Yeah, we’ll figure that out later.”

    “We can enter the exam room now…no cheating, okay?” No cheating, professor, we’re all about hard work and dedication.

    It didn’t take long for the exam papers to be in front of us. Let me brace myself before opening them. Is there some spell on the exam room door? Every time I walk through, I feel like my memory gets erased…nothing left in my brain at all.

    My friends and I exchanged looks before opening our exam papers. We weren’t planning to cheat; it’s just a tradition to open the exam papers together to avoid stress. Have you ever felt your heart drop when you see the person next to you flipping through the exam quickly, worrying why they’re going so fast…or am I too slow? Then you rush to finish before your friends, even if it means making mistakes.

    Alright!

    I’m ready. Let’s open it, guys!!

    Blink!

    “Ugh!…”

    “Damn…”

    “Oh, my…”

    “Hold me, I feel faint…”

    “Smelling salts…where are the smelling salts?”

    “…”

    “…I’m discouraged.” I mumbled before wiping my sweat. This is killing me, might as well just die, sigh…Bohn leaving didn’t help, let’s just do it.

    “Would the exam paper be sad that I read it but didn’t answer?”

    “Oh, what’s this. I don’t understand at all.”

    “Forget it, guys, it’s over…” King said, patting his friends on the back. You can say that, you god, when was the last time you scored below eighty percent?

    “It’s the holidays now, man!!”

    “I’ll just be lazy, rotting at home until I’m mushy, woo!”

    “I want to travel, where should we go? I want to go far, how about Laos?

    Lao girls are cute, I like them. Or maybe-”

    “We have to go to the volunteer camp.” The quiet husband interrupted his friend’s daydreaming. Ugh, with that look on his face, he must have really forgotten. I didn’t forget, I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time.

    “Right, I forgot.”

    “When are we going?”

    “In one week.”

    “Chill! I’ve got a whole week to be lazy.”

    “In two days, we need to prepare the food…”

    “Yeah…I forgot again.”

    “Oh, two days is good! Watch, I won’t do anything stupid when I wake up.” Sure, if you really do that, we might need to prepare an ambulance and a hearse for the bodies.

    We talked a bit more before parting ways to go home, leaving me to wait for Duen at the front of his faculty. Tonight, we’re celebrating the end of exams at King’s house. We chose his place because his parents are usually not home, and King invited Duen’s group too, saying Tingting’s last prank was hilarious.

    Phii isn’t joking…he’s lamenting his life.

    Ping!

    Is that Duen?!

    Bihn, Whose Body isn’t Black But Has a Huge Mustache: Bohn, I’ve finished my exam!

    “Damn, Bihn…” Why do you have to message via Facebook, your name there is pitiful, when will you change it? This requires teamwork with Buhn…

    Ping!

    Buhn,  Whose Body isn’t Black But Has a Huge Mustache: How’s my new name on FB, Bohn? It matches with Bihn’s, you want one too…but you have to think of it yourself, it took me ages to come up with this one.

    Let’s stop talking…

    “Bohn!!”

    Duen looked like he was about to cry while running down the stairs. Aren’t you embarrassed in front of others? The whole faculty is watching.

    “What’s wrong?” I walked over to pat his head. I don’t like seeing him like this; maybe I need to fatten him up. I want him to be as chubby as an ice cream tub so I can hug him properly.

    “I’ve finished my exams. I’ve finished my exams…I’m so happy, damn.”

    “Yeah…”

    “Hey, Ting, hello.” I waved to greet Duen’s close friend. These two look no different from Duen; Ting has lost that Medicine faculty star vibe, but she’ll bounce back to his usual self soon, I believe.

    “Sorry, Phii…just kidding.”

    “Don’t forget our appointment, at King’s house at nine.”

    “I won’t forget, bro, what should I bring?”

    “Nothing, we’ll handle it this time.” Last time, we made the juniors cook and even had them wash the dishes, this time we’ll take care of it ourselves, juniors.

    “Handle it means…?” Tingting asked in a soft voice. Not sure if she’s too tired to speak or what, she’s actually very pretty, why doesn’t she have guys chasing her?

    “We’ll cook ourselves.”

    “Ha!”

    “Merk and Bom can cook.” You can see they’re worried about something. Last time, Boss cut the vegetables into flying saucer shapes; some pieces were so small they were practically dust, others so big they couldn’t be put in your mouth. Your wife has no sense of moderation, Merk.

    “Oh, then we’ll go first, I need to take King to buy books.”

    “Okay.”

    “In two days, you have to prepare stuff for the camp, right, Bohn?” Duen asked after we got into Buhn’s Mercedes. I haven’t driven the Porsche lately; actually, that’s my favorite, but Dad told me to drive this one sometimes so it doesn’t get dusty. Buhn is crazy, he begged his parents to buy it, but then he just left it to gather dust, I’ll slap him.

    “Yeah.” I nodded before driving off. We decided to go straight to the god’s house because Duen and I have nothing to prepare or any errands.

    “Do we have to sleep at the faculty like last time?”

    “We’ll sleep there…want to sleep together?” I gave a sly smile, if you want to sleep together, just say so, I told you to move in together.

    “Ha!”

    “…”

    Zoom!

    “Argh!! Merk, you splashed oil on me again. Did you do that on purpose?!” The mischievous wife rubbed his arm, glaring angrily at the quiet husband. Trust me, Merk is doing it on purpose, I saw you positioning the pork at an angle before placing it, and every time it’s near Boss.

    “Not on purpose…just an accident.”

    “Oh, an accident…’ it is an accident I wanted to play a prank on you,’ that’s it! Are you going to say the pork oil accidentally splashed on me thirteen times?!”

    “Not at all.”

    “?”

    Hiss

    “It was fourteen, actually.”

    “Damn, Merk, you think because you’re my favorite, you can do anything?!” Boss pointed an accusing finger while rubbing the fresh, hot burn mark. Seriously, Boss, if you admit it, I’ll call you a buffalo.

    “Why are you mad…it hit the right spot so it splashed on the right person.”

    “Fine, I surrender.” Okay, let me introduce you, this bastard is named Buffalo, he’s my close friend.

    “Phii Bom, this one is really tasty.” Tang said, pointing at the tom yum kung. Right now, we’re eating both hot pot and rice, Merk and Bom cooked so much food we’re sure we won’t be able to finish it all. Look at all the things they made, there’s so much.

    “Thank you, I’m flattered to have a cute guy compliment me.” …Before, I might have thought you weren’t suitable for pursuit, but now it seems okay if the other person is a cute young man.

    “Ha ha.”

     

    [Duenhaw]

    “Duen, do you want some shrimp? I’ll peel it for you.” Since we started with the hot pot, I haven’t even touched my chopsticks. It’s the person next to me, he’s been both serving and feeding me until I start to wonder if I’m disabled or something. What’s going on, is he taking care of me too much today…no, it’s more like he wants to fatten me up.

    “Bohn, I can eat by myself.” I leaned back when he offered me a perfectly peeled shrimp. It’s not that I’m embarrassed, but I feel awkward in front of others.

    “No, I want to feed you, open your mouth.”

    “I’m full.”

    “Don’t. You’ve lost so much weight, you need to eat more.” See, he really wants to make me fat.

    “Just a little…Ugh! You jerk.” (Translation: You bastard, Bohn). I hit his shoulder a couple of times, the shrimp isn’t big, but he shoved five of them in at once, oh my, I almost choked.

    “Eat a lot, okay? I’ll feed you, just tell me what else you want.” Why do you have to use such a soft, sweet voice…my heart.

    “…” I turned my face away when I felt my face getting hot again. It must be because of Phii King’s charcoal stove.

    “Duen, what do you want to eat? I’ll feed you.”

    “…I can eat by myself.”

    “But I want to feed you.”

    “No, I want to eat by myself.” I reached for the chopsticks to grab some pork, but my savage boyfriend blocked me with his chopsticks. Ugh. You might as well confront me directly!

    “Are you going to let me feed you properly, or should I force feed you?” “Do I look scared of you?” I asked teasingly.

    “No.”

    “Then-”

    “Just for now…you know I can make you scared, right?”

    “…”

    Damn, Bohn, you’re so harsh!! In the end, I had to let him feed me like a mother bird feeding her chick. It’s convenient though, I just tell him what I want, and he gives me everything except vegetables and anything healthy, ‘Don’t eat this stuff, it’ll make you skinny, eat pork instead, ah,’ what are you even saying?

    “Phii Tang, I want to eat that fish ball over there.” Phu pointed somewhere on the grill. Are you daring to use your senior like that, Phu?

    “Where? This one?” Phii Tang pointed with his chopsticks at a fish ball next to a shrimp.

    “No, no, the white one.”

    “They’re all white. Are you messing with me?” Indeed, all the fish balls are white, there’s no other color. There were egg-colored ones initially, but they’re gone now.

    “I’m not messing around.”

    “Wait, just take this one, they’re the same.” Phii Tang placed a fish ball into his junior’s bowl, which already had plenty. Why not finish what’s in your bowl first, Phu?

    “They’re not the same, bro, the level of preference is different. It’s like with people, if it’s not the right one, it’s not the right one, but if it’s the right person…it’s always right.”

    “Wow!!”

    “A silly pun in the middle of a hot pot gathering.”

    “I’m just sitting here, and they’ve already used all the lines to flirt with girls.”

    “Sigh…I don’t know what to say, these guys should be my boyfriends. Not each other’s Phii-Nong…what kind of life is this where I as a girl have to watch handsome guys flirt with each other almost every day, what’s with this pinkish-purple aura and sparkling, cute charm, go ahead, flirt to your heart’s content. You should do the same, Tang, choose from Phii Tee or Phii Bom, there are still some left. Don’t feel sorry for me, I understand…”

    “Really good.”

    “Really good, my ass!! God never has mercy on a small, dark-eyed monkey named Ting! Sending so many friends my way, all good-looking, but they end up eating each other, leaving me, this little monkey, all alone…it is sad that you all choose penises and leave vaginas in the middle of the road, huh.”

    I want to find her a girlfriend…

     

    MY ENGINEER CHAPTERS HOME

  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 51: Hot Pot to Strengthen Bonds

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 51: Hot Pot to Strengthen Bonds

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 51: Hot Pot to Strengthen Bonds

    [Duenhaw]

    “Phii King, hello.” I greeted the homeowner who was in the kitchen, that lazy guy said the kitchen owner caused a kitchen explosion. At first, I didn’t believe it, but seeing the state of the place…oh my, what’s that smell, and what are those stains? This is after Phii King and friends have cleaned up, isn’t it?

    “Duen, you bought so much stuff, there’s still plenty in the fridge.”

    “Well, the stuff Phii Boss burnt in the picture looked like a lot, so I went to buy more because I thought there wouldn’t be anything left. But there’s still a fridge full…Phii King, how many people live in your house, twenty?”

    “Ha ha.”

    I should have asked Bohn if there was anything left…but it’s okay, it’s not my money, it’s Ting’s money, she won a lottery. He went from AnnoyingTing to becoming We-Love-You-Tingting overnight.

    “Duen, my student.”

    The voice of the person who just caused a kitchen explosion yelled from the kitchen door. Awake already? I saw Phii Boss sleeping on the sofa earlier, it’s funny, he has some weird tattoos that I wouldn’t have thought anyone would get, but they must be temporary because I saw him scratch and some of it came off on his hand.

    “Wow, so much stuff…the professor wants to eat hot pot, the professor wants to eat hot pot.” Phii Boss came up to shake my arm like a child begging, haha.

    “Hot pot, huh…that’s not bad. It’s quick, and there are a lot of us.” Phii King said, thinking it over. True…but that savage wants to eat tom yum kung.

    “Bohn, can you eat hot pot instead of tom yum kung?” I went to ask my boyfriend who was sitting on the floor eating a tuna sandwich. There are sofas and chairs, but no one’s sitting on them, leaving them for the ants to walk or what?

    “Sure.” Is the tuna sandwich that good? He’s chewing it eagerly, but I’m not that into it; it smells fishy…but whatever, Bohn likes it.

    “Are we doing hot pot, little doctor?” The seniors asked in unison…where did they practice that? If they’re going to be this coordinated.

    “Y…yes.”

    “Yay!!!”

    Why are they so excited?

    “Can I help?” Tang came to ask me in the kitchen. Before coming here, I went to study at his house with Ting, Phu, and Ram. They were studying together, and when I asked why they didn’t study with their classmates, Phu said, “No one knows this stuff, trust me, even Ram doesn’t understand it much.” Okay, I understand now.

    “Yeah, help me cut the squid and pork.” I nodded towards the bag beside me. They bought so much stuff…but trust me, they’ll definitely eat it all. Look at their stomachs.

    “Yeah.”

    “Duen, I want to help too.” Phii Boss, the same one, came over, all lively, standing beside me. It seems like he really wants to cook, but I think he should stay away from the kitchen…

    “Uh…”

    “No way, man.” Bohn came over to push his friend’s head. Hey, that’s my Thai teacher.

    “What? I’m a master chef, you know…hiccup.” Phii Boss made a sad face before picking up some water spinach, dipping it in water, and flicking it at his face to mimic tears. Ugh, what effort. But…what does ‘tib tib’ mean?

    “Haha, what does that mean?”

    “It means ‘excellent in cooking’.” Sure…this is my Thai teacher.

    “I’m tired of Boss’s one or two words every day. No need, you, go watch that bizarre food show with damn Tee.” Tee turned on some show I don’t know. I saw people eating live scorpions, eek! So scary, everyone else made disgusted faces, but Phii Tee laughed and said, ‘It looks delicious,’ where?!

    “Bohn, I want to cook, let Duen let me cook for him.”

    “Then…can you help me chop some vegetables?” In the end, I couldn’t resist his pitiful look. Just chopping vegetables should be fine, right?

    “Yeah! Trust me!” Phii Boss was excited and started…Bro, that’s a hoe, not a knife, are we going to survive this?

    “What are you doing?”

    “Making soup.” I answered while slicing the daikon into rounds. Daonuea loves eating daikon; she says it’s sweet. Speaking of Daonuea, she’s been uploading videos to YouTube lately. Want to know what kind of videos? I can tell you.

    ‘How to eat sticky rice’ You’re stunned, right?

    I was stunned too, but I didn’t stop her. She’s a kid, let her be. I think it’s cute, the way Daonuea chews it in small bites and says, ‘Yummy!’ Seeing it makes you feel a strange kind of fluffiness.

    “Really? What do you need to put in?” The person behind me asked, he didn’t lean or touch me; he tried that once, and I pulled out a knife to scare him, so Bohn was scared and didn’t dare again. I’m not annoyed, I’m just not very good at multitasking, when I go to grab the seasoning, it feels like I have a protective spirit on my back.

    “Chicken bones, daikon, pickled garlic, cilantro roots, sugar.” It’s a recipe my mom found on the internet. It’s good, tastes nice.

    “How’s the tutoring going?”

    “It’s good, ask the tutor, Tang, I’m really good.” I smiled with pride. How could I not be proud, I got full marks on the old exam papers Tang gave me, it was close…but it came at the cost of studying like crazy until I had dark circles under my eyes and lost two kilos, ha ha.

    “Really, Tang?”

    “Yes…but he likes to stay up late, doesn’t eat much either.” Damn, Tang, are you confused?

    What did you just say?!

    “Why do you do that, there should be limits to what you do, Duen.” Bohn said coldly, crossing his arms with furrowed brows…Phii Duen knew it would come to this.

    “It’s okay. It’s just for one week.” I said softly, putting daikon into the pot, trying to act casual so I wouldn’t have to look at Bohn’s face.

    “Never mind, what the hell, I’ll hit you with a cup.”

    “You brute!” I looked up and made a face at him, then saw he was actually holding a cup, shaped like a duck!

    “Don’t do this, man. I won’t mind if you’re diligent, but can you take care of your boyfriend’s health? You only have one boyfriend…you should be worried about him.”

    I’m not even going there, you bastard.

    “Phii Boss…will they realize they’re making us look like we’re the air element?”

    “Yeah, should we tell them…hey, we’re still here?” They’ll realize!

    “What’s that?” Bohn pointed at what was in my hand. To be honest, I don’t really like this stuff, but Mom said it would make it tastier…and it really does.

    “Pickled garlic.”

    “Really…why put it in?” Bohn always questions everything when I cook, “What’s that?”, “Why put it in?”, “How does it taste?”, and many other questions. I think it’s cute, he looks so focused. Actually, he can cook, and it comes out quite appetizing…except for the taste part.

    “I don’t know either, Mom said it would make it taste better.” I answered with a laugh. Not trying to tease, but it’s true, because when I ask my mom why she puts it in, she always says, “I don’t know either, grandma told me to.” My mom is funny…

    “Are you messing with me? I’ll hit you with my tongue.”

    “You…bastard, I’ll hit you with a knife.” I raised the cleaver in a threatening manner, and Bohn raised his hands in surrender before backing away to avoid my dark side.

    “Tang, I think we’re becoming air elements again.”

    “I think so too. I’m going to cut the pork in the bathroom.”

    “Okay, I’ll go cut vegetables to keep you company, there’s water in the toilet. We won’t have to waste water washing the vegetables.” Wait, this doesn’t sound right.

    “So, we’re going to the camp together, right?”

    “Yeah, why ask so many times?” You already signed us up, why ask again?

    “I’m afraid you won’t go with me.” Bohn came to hug me from behind, strong like a buffalo but more clingy than a cat; even Mai would have to give in to him.

    “Why be afraid, you worrywart, whose boyfriend are you?” After saying that, I gently pinched his cheek…Bohn, do you know that hand just touched raw chicken? I didn’t want to be sweet…I was just wiping my hand, haha.

    “Your boyfriend, heh heh.”

    “Phii Boss, let’s go outside, they don’t appreciate us anymore.”

    “Exactly, how can friends compete with lovers? We can’t win.”

    “Say that again, and I’ll hit you with the spatula.”

    “…”

    “Then I’ll take the stuff outside.” Tang said before taking the prepared items out. We’ll eat in the living room since it’s big enough for all of us. Bohn isn’t in the kitchen anymore; he couldn’t stand the hunger and ran out to eat snacks with friends. As for Phii Boss, I have no idea where he went.

    I followed Tang out later because I had to clean up the mess we made; there were shrimp shells everywhere, and lots of squid ink stains too. At first, it wasn’t messy, but Bohn and Phii Boss wanted to try chopping. I was soft-hearted and let them do it, the result…a mess.

    Oh my, each one looks pitiful.

    When I came out of the kitchen, I saw Phii Bom lying on the floor moaning from hunger, Phii Tang was asleep but still frowning, Bohn and Phii Tee were fighting over the snacks we brought. The sight made me feel like I encountered people on the brink of death in the Sahara desert. If you’re going to look this miserable…

    “Uh…Bom…go get Merk and Boss from the backyard…” Phii Tee said weakly before collapsing onto the floor, exhausted. So, they haven’t eaten since when…

    “No way, I’m too hungry to move. You go.”

    “Stop it, I’m also too hungry to move, Bohn, you go, this isn’t a full meeting, we can’t eat properly.”

    “Not going, I’m eating.” Bohn shrugged it off, then took more snacks from the bag, eating ravenously. Damn…I’ve treated you well. I’ve never let you go hungry, Bohn.

    “And where did King and Ram go?” Yeah, right.

    “An hour ago, I saw them walking to the backyard.” Phii Tee answered while getting up to sit and stare at the squid with shiny eyes. If he could eat it raw, he probably would have by now.

    “Backyard again…what are those two doing secretly?” Phii Bom gave a sly smile, what are you planning, you’re really delusional.

    “I don’t know, the other day I saw Ram coming out of King’s condo too.” My friends and I immediately paid attention to Phii Tee’s words. Ram is a homebody, he doesn’t like going far from home…but why did he show up at Phii King’s condo? Maybe he was visiting a friend who lives in the same condo as Phii King…or not?

    “Really?”

    “What’s strange about them being together?” “Huh?” We all exclaimed in surprise.

    Phii Tang, who spoke, sounded annoyed before going back to sleep. Hey, why didn’t I know about this? I guess I’m not the only one who didn’t know, since others are surprised too, except for Phu and Phii Tang who aren’t showing any reaction. They must know something.

    “Tang, wake up and talk to us first.” Phii Tee, Bohn, and Phii Bom teamed up to shake the senior awake. I wanted to know too, but I wasn’t going to shake him for answers.

    “Chill! Phu, lend me your jacket.” Phu nodded and took off his jacket to cover Phii Tang. It’s this hot, and you’re still wearing a jacket?

    “So, who’s going to check on that couple…”

    “I’m not going.”

    “Me neither, in case they’re having sex and I interrupt. Wouldn’t they kill me?”

    “I’m not going either.” So even you don’t want to go Bohn? What could be happening? They’re not having sex, you guys are really thinking nonsense.

    “I’ll go get Phii King and Ram then.” Phu raised his hand before walking towards what I thought was the backyard. Phii King’s house is big but not too big; it’s a two-story house with vines climbing the walls until they blend with the exterior. It looks fantastical, I like it.

    “So, who’s going to get the quiet husband and the mischievous wife?” Phii Tee brought up a new topic.

    “Ram and King might not be having sex…but this couple…”

    “I’ll go get Phii Merk and Phii Boss myself.”

    With a heavy heart and unable to watch the seniors argue any longer, the kind-hearted me volunteered to fetch the other couple. The seniors thanked me and then crawled back to the food. Seniors…that’s raw, it hasn’t been cooked yet. I think I should hurry and fetch Phii Merk and Phii Boss.

    I walked along the path, where family photos adorned the walls, seemingly showing the evolution of the children, from the day they first opened their eyes to the world until now. Shit, that’s young Phii King, right? ‘Nong King’, so cute, beautiful since he was a child.

    Ah, is that the back door?

    “…”

    When I opened the door, I had to widen my eyes in shock. I stared in astonishment at the scene in front of me: Phii Boss and Phii Merk were doing something so hot that my face turned red.

    “Ah!…Oh, Merk…it hurts.”

    The slender figure closed his eyes and let out a moan, his thin lips slightly parted before he clutched the arm of the taller figure tightly, with tears at the corners of his eyes, trembling from the pain in his lower region.

    “Just bear it a little longer, just a moment…it’ll be over soon.”

    The one on top gently stroked his friend’s head. Phii Merk looked at Phii Boss with pity before deciding to put the coal in all at once, not wanting the one below to endure the pain for long.

    “Aaah!…It’s hot.”

    “Wow, Phii, the charcoal is really hot, did you pour oil on it?” It’s so hot, my face is completely red now.

    I used a towel to cover my nose. In front of me, Phii Merk was standing, adding coal while his best friend was sitting cross-legged, fanning the flames. Why sit so close to the stove? That way, embers would fly everywhere.

    “Yeah, I want a strong fire.” “I think it’s too strong…

    “And what are you doing here?”

    “Bohn and the others sent me to get you.”

    “Oh, damn King…there’s an electric stove but he wants to use a charcoal one, making our life hard, huh? My legs are all red, damn, ugh, Merk, I’m hot, the embers are hitting my legs. I shouldn’t have worn shorts.” Phii Boss said while rubbing his legs, which were red with spots, so pitiful.

    “I tried to put all the coal in at once so you wouldn’t have to suffer for long.”

    “Damn!! Even more embers flew, I thought I was being shot at, damn!” Let them be…

    I helped them carry the stoves back into the house; there were three of them. Sometimes I don’t understand Phii King’s thinking; isn’t he worried about the smell in the house…or worse, a fire might start. Now we’re all together, Phu went to get Phii King and Ram. No one asked about them being together; Phii Tang and Phu didn’t mention it either. If they want to talk about it, they probably will themselves.

    “Finally, everyone’s here! Come on! Eat!!”

    “Oh, damn, King, the pork splattered on me…damn it, besides getting hit by the charcoal fire, I have to deal with pork splattering too?” Phii Boss said while rubbing his arm. I’d nominate him as the unluckiest person of the day.

    “Can’t help it. Why would you wear a tank top and shorts if you want to be cool?” Phii King placed pork on the grill. If we eat all of this, I’ll definitely be full to death; three buckets of pork, two bowls of squid, and one big tub of shrimp. Not to mention the vegetables, it’s like they brought an entire farm.

    “Can’t I flirt with my husband a bit? What if he looks at someone else, what should I do?” Phii Boss linked arms with the person next to him and acted coquettishly. Phii Merk looked over but didn’t say anything.

    “Boss, you’re such a show-off.” Phii Tee made a face in disgust, even throwing a shrimp tail at my Thai teacher. Hey, brother! That’s Ram’s offspring!

    “Husband, your wife’s being scolded.” The scolded one blinked, tightening their arms around each other. Sometimes I think they really are a couple. “Well, it’s true what was said.”

    “Wow, you bastard.”

    “You don’t need to show off in shorts, I only look at you anyway.”

    Shit…

    “…”

    “Why are you blushing? Do you want me to say that to you?” Bohn nudged my shoulder, his eyes full of mischief. I’ll stab you with chopsticks soon.

    “Check if it’s red from the pun or from the heat.” I shook my head indifferently and flipped the pork on the grill. Ouch, damn! The oil splattered.

    “I only look at you.”

    “Yeah, I know. Whatever.” I nodded before taking a piece of pork into my mouth. Ouch! It’s hot. I shouldn’t have been so greedy, damn, my tears are flowing.

    “What? Not even blushing.” Bohn looked at me with disappointment while everyone else pretended not to care but believe me, they were listening intently.

    “You say that often.”

    “I’ve never said that.”

    “Your actions.”

    “Huh?” Don’t pretend to be confused, you know it well. Just look at your face. Smiling like that, watch out your mouth might split. I don’t want a boyfriend who’s like a cool jester…or is it the Joker, oh.

    “You never look at anyone else.”

    “That’s true…what about you, have you ever looked at anyone other than someone named Bohn?” So you’re not going to eat anymore, right, Bohn? I shouldn’t have given you the shrimp earlier.

    “I have. I’m looking right now.”

    “I’ll smack you with the grill pan, who is it?!”

    “He’s a guy named ‘The Rogue,’ do you know him? He’s in Civil

    Engineering, second year, at the same university as me. What else…Oh, he has kids with ‘The Idiot,’ two of them, named Ben and Dao.”

    “Really? Their names sound like our kids, heh heh.”

    “Damn…I should be the most enviable woman surrounded by eleven good-looking guys, but why do I end up being the most pitiful because they…don’t care about me, am I out of date? Where’s my era? The era when males were interested in a female like me…Oh, in this era, men look at women like, ‘Go away, little sister, that handsome, exciting guy with the big banana is mine, I claimed him!’ Ugh, I’m heartbroken, why doesn’t God send me one man, why do they have to eat each other! I’m beautiful too…petite and cute, some males could pay attention to me, I’m still single!” It’s sad to hear that.

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 50: Cram Session

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 50: Cram Session

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 50: Cram Session

    [Bohn]

    “Boss. If I eat the book, will I remember it?”

    “I don’t think you’ll remember, Tee…but it’s worth a try.”

    “Shall we try…”

    “Don’t do anything stupid, you guys.”

    “Ha. We’re definitely going to die…”

    The whining came intermittently from Boss and Tee. Everyone in my group gathered at King’s house for him to tutor us. The exam season has arrived, the university gives students three days off to study, and in two days, we’ll be taking our exams. Time flies so fast, it’s been almost a month since Duen gave me the last rose.

    Between me and Duen, nothing has changed. No, that’s not true…I love him more every day.

    Today, as usual, Duen went to study at Tang’s house. Supachai is fixed now; turns out it wasn’t broken. Just some insect got stuck in the pipe or something, preventing it from running.

    “It won’t kill you, just an exam, you drama queens.” Merk looked at Boss and Tee with disdain. Regarding studies and exams…if those two wanted to do well, they could, but they’re just lazy.

    “You don’t understand! You. You don’t understand us. You too, Bohn, ugh.” Boss and Tee shouted at everyone in the circle one by one, in a blaming tone.

    “Quiet down and get back to reading.”

    “Yes…”

    Shit, King Kantithat is so harsh.

    I think King could easily be a teacher. His dad is a professor, but not at my university, he teaches at another prestigious one. It’s strange; his parents seem strict, but they raised him to be quite eccentric. Boss is another one, maybe they’re driven to madness by pressure…not good, I should take them all to see a doctor, the whole gang, including Bihn, Buhn, and Tee.

    “King, why does this come out like this?” Bom asked while handing the book to the ‘god’ to look at. We didn’t go to King’s condo because there’s no place to sit…actually, the condo isn’t small, but there’s no seating because King uses ninety percent of the space for plants. Imagine, even the sink and bathtub are dedicated to plants.

    “Let me see, oh…”

    We sat reading and had King tutor us until almost six in the evening when he allowed us a break. The whole house was empty; Phii Kumfah and Phii Kaning got married and moved out with their husbands, while his parents went on business and won’t be back for another three or four days.

    I like King’s house; the whole place is decorated with nature, giving the feeling of being in a forest. There’s a secret base in the backyard too. I’ve never seen it, but I’ve heard his mom say that King is very protective of it.

    “Hey, god, what’s there to eat? I’m starving…”

    “In the fridge, there’s pork, chicken, shrimp, squid, vegetables…we have everything.” The homeowner answered while walking over to sit on the sofa next to me. The TV in front was showing a cooking show, today it’s tom yum kung…interesting, lately, I’ve been learning to cook with Duen, he’s a good teacher…but I always mess up the ingredients. Don’t know why, haha.

    “Shit, looks good.” Tang said happily when he opened the fridge and saw a variety of ingredients. From here, I could clearly see what was in the fridge, wait, how many people live in this house…

    “But there’s one problem.”

    “?”

    “I can’t cook.”

    “It’s not a big deal…I can’t either.”

    It’s not just you; it’s better to ask if anyone in our group can cook. Me, King, Tang, definitely can’t. I can manage to boil an egg, but King is worse…he’s caused several kitchen explosions. Now our hope lies with Bom, Boss, Merk, and Tee. We should put our hope in Bom since his family runs a restaurant and his dad is a famous chef; he must have inherited some cooking genes.

    “I can cook.”

    We all broke into happy smiles, but the smiles dropped instantly, and we shook our heads when we saw who had spoken that sentence. If it were anyone else, I wouldn’t have reacted like this, but it was Tee who said it. Even if he can really cook, we’re not willing to take the risk.

    “No thanks…” Merk said with his arms crossed, his face expressionless, and everyone else nodded in agreement.

    I once saw Tee cook during a Boy Scout camp in high school, but we weren’t in the same group, I only knew that the teacher had to call an ambulance for food poisoning, with several victims needing their stomachs pumped, yet the chef himself was happily eating the deadly meal he had prepared…damn, what a killer.

    “Really, I was going to let you try my special recipe.”

    “Merk and I can cook.”

    Bom

    He really can cook; we’re saved!!

    “Yeah! You’re our savior, Bom!” We went over to shake him in joy, actually wanted to lift him up and praise him like in a cartoon, but he’s too heavy. Just shaking is enough.

    “Can cook…but right now I am sick, my taste buds aren’t quite right…”

    “Damn it…”

    “Should we order food?”

    “Which restaurant would deliver here, it’s outside the city.”

    “Yeah…”

    Now it’s only Boss left. He doesn’t seem to have the aura of someone who can cook, just look at him now. He’s laughing and picking his nose while wiping it on Tee’s back, and the one being wiped on doesn’t even notice, your back is green, you bastard. Not green from being beaten or anything, green from Boss’s nose pickings.

    “Really?”

    “You can’t cook, can you, Boss…” I turned to ask him.

    “I can.” O_O!!! “Really?!” We all asked in surprise. No way, I don’t believe it. Even though I’ve never seen him cook, my intuition was screaming, ‘Don’t let Boss cook…’

    “Yeah, what do you want to eat? I’ll make it.”

    “Shit, damn, Boss, can you really cook?” Bom went to find Chef Boss in the kitchen; the person being questioned nodded and acted cool.

    “Yeah, why not. You guys think I can’t cook?” We all nodded in unison. Look at him, there’s no part of Boss’s appearance that suggests he knows how to cook.

    “Wednesday, I’ve lived in a dorm since middle school, Bohn. If I couldn’t cook, how could I have survived until now?” “…” Right, dorm kids must have skills. “So, what do you want to eat?”

    “…Anything, whatever you can make.”

    “Can we have seafood fried rice?”

    “Sure…I need to record this.” Tang held up his phone to set up the camera, interviewing the chef throughout the cooking process. Even though Boss doesn’t look trustworthy, he’s actually pretty decent at it, if we ignore his appearance, that is.

    “Merk, come quickly! Your wife is cooking!” Bom shouted to call the person next to me, but Merk didn’t seem too excited about it, probably because he’s had Boss’s cooking before. Oh well, what’s with you guys.

    “Uh…sorry.” Merk coughed quietly, he’s been sick for days but refuses to see a doctor. He doesn’t seem to like hospitals much, saying he hates the smell of cleanliness…in my understanding, Merk probably means the smell of alcohol and medicine.

    “Who did you catch a cold from?”

    “I didn’t catch it from anyone, I’m the one spreading it to others.” It’s not hard to guess who that unfortunate person is; who else but the kid of the food garden owner who got sick along with him? Oh, I told you not to share food with others. The other day, Bom asked to drink from Merk’s water bottle, and he warned him, but Bom wouldn’t listen, serves him right.

    “You don’t seem excited about Boss cooking, have you ever eaten his food?” King asked with a mocking look, teasing friends is our job. Even if they’re just a couple, we don’t hold back.

    Heh heh.

    “No.” Boss’s husband sat cross-legged, watching TV comfortably. You seem too relaxed.

    “Oh, then why aren’t you excited?” Tee continued the question.

    “It’s not that I haven’t.”

    “Are you messing with us, Merk?”

    “What are you talking about? Have you or haven’t you?”

    “I have.”

    “Then why did you say ‘no’ at first? Are you still drunk, Merk?” Yeah, he’s definitely drunk.

    “I can’t.”

    “What? I’m more confused than before.”

    “Boss can’t cook.”

    “Huh!”

    Flicker!

    Upon hearing that, everyone rushed to the kitchen. From the sofa, all we could see was the fridge and the sink, Boss and Tang were out of sight, damn it. It’s not like King has already blown up the kitchen.

    Oh my, the smell…

    “Just a prank…just a prank…what’s that smell, Boss?” I pinched my nose as a strange smell hit us, the smell was indescribable, like many things clashing together until you couldn’t tell what was what. The smell was like…

    “Welcome, welcome. So you guys want to watch the live cooking of Chef Boss’s fried rice?” Boss turned slightly to look at us before going back to stir-frying. That’s why Tang didn’t shout, he’s asleep. How can you sleep through this!

    “What did you put in there, Boss? Even though I can smell it, and I’m sick.” Bom walked over to look into the pan while we watched from a safe distance, better safe than sorry, oh God…the smell is awful.

    I stared at ‘that thing’ in the Teflon pan, scrutinizing it. It looked like rice grains, dark and brownish. Besides the rice, there were some orange things I thought might be shrimp…we could eat dried shrimp cut into tiny pieces if that’s what you call shrimp, smaller than wet tamarind seeds, damn Tee. Apart from that, there were…some round, green things, small like…Hey!! Damn, Boss. Did you put cherry tomatoes in the seafood fried rice!!! And what’s that, it looks like…mushroom fungus!! You bastard, Boss!!! What are you making us eat?

    “Something special.” the chef answered with the pride. What special dish from which cookbook of yours!! Oh, I’m dying here…I get headaches from the people around me. I should move to Papua New Guinea to escape these folks…

    “What’s this…”

    “Lots of things.” I leaned forward to look into the pan again, and I saw something new in there, rough-skinned, round…damn, Boss, you put kaffir lime in there too!! And that next to it, is that cinnamon?

    “!”

    “What did you put in there?!”

    “Well, there’s shrimp, squid, tomatoes, Chinese broccoli, eggplant, straw mushrooms, kaffir lime, lemon, cinnamon, onions, eggs, rice…” I looked for the ingredients in the pan as the chef described them. Yeah, those are there, but that’s not all. I think there’s more than he mentioned, ‘a lot.’

    “And the seasonings…”

    “Why so many questions? Just the usual, fish sauce, sugar, MSG, seasoning powder…”

    “…”

    “Oyster sauce, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, black pepper, white pepper, chili flakes, palm sugar…” Wait, this is starting to sound wrong. Did you put everything in there, or what? But it doesn’t smell that bad, though.

    “…”

    “What else…oh, shrimp paste, fermented fish, Chinese’s fermented tofu, that’s it.”

    “…”

    “What did you put in there! You threw in the whole kitchen, didn’t you?” I yelled. From what he listed…I saw everything in King’s kitchen, damn. Never thought there’d be someone worse than me.

    “Yeah, I wanted it to be diverse, so you can taste multiple flavors with one bite! You guys are about to enter a new dimension of taste!!” Boss made a proud face before turning to look at me. It might have many flavors…but none of them are delicious!!!

    “You…what’s that smell, hey! Boss, the pan!!”

    “Hey!!!”

    “Damn!!”

    “Mom!!!!”

    You can probably guess what happened next, right? Because we were all talking, Boss didn’t pay attention to the pan, the result was…burnt, inedible.

    “Even if I’m sick, I can boil eggs.” Bom offered, so we lost our ingredients for nothing. But Merk’s wife, the homeowner, didn’t mind; she was laughing happily. King, the host, said, ‘Boss, you made my house colorful and gave it a new, interesting smell, ha ha ha.’ I bow to you, King, this is not color, it’s smoke and chaos…

    “Good…anything will do, I can eat anything.” Ping!

    Duen: Have you had dinner yet?

    I smiled when I finished reading the message. Duen is always so cute like this, always asking me, ‘Are you hungry?’, ‘Have you eaten?’, ‘Are you sleepy?’, it doesn’t annoy me, quite the opposite, every word, every message, every action from Duen makes me happy and smile.

    Bon Ss: Not yet. Look at your Thai teacher’s masterpiece, attaches a picture of what Boss made

    I took the photo when King was about to wash the pan.

    Duen: Shit, your teacher is awesome, don’t tell me…none of your group can cook?

    Bon Ss: Ye…yeah, that’s right, Bom and Merk can cook but they’re sick, their taste buds aren’t good.

    Duen: So what are you going to eat?

    Bon Ss: Bom will boil some eggs.

    Duen: Poor you, lol, you’re at Phii King’s house, right?

    Bon Ss: Yeah.

    Duen: I’ll come make something for you to eat.

    Bon Ss: You’re coming to King’s house?

    Duen: Yup, I’ll bring some friends too, will Phii King mind?

    Bon Ss: Do you know him?

    Duen: Ram knows him, tell Phii King, okay?

    Why does Ram know King’s house? Never mind.

    “King, Duen and his friends are coming here.” I went to tell the homeowner who was in the kitchen. They were all cleaning up the mess left by Boss. I can’t believe Tang could fall asleep; he said he didn’t sleep much last night, so he dozed off while filming Boss.

    “Huh? What for?” the homeowner asked, surprised.

    “To make something to eat.”

    “Wow…”

    “Wow, a personal chef, huh.”

    “Is your little brother coming to my house?” the god asked again, wiping his hands and coming over to talk to me properly. Boss made such a mess from the entrance all the way to the kitchen counter, damn.

    “Yes, with friends. Will you mind?”

    “I don’t mind, we’re saved then!!”

    “Yeah!!!”

    It turns out these guys are happy that the younger ones are coming. Normally, it should be the seniors cooking for the juniors, right? Why does everything seem to be turned upside down like this…

    Bon Ss: Who’s coming?

    Duen: Me, Ting, Tang, Phu, Ram, we’ll be there in ten minutes.

    After finishing the chat with Duen, I went to help King and the gang clean the house. Boss was already asleep; Merk said he was tired, and the friends didn’t really mind, they even found it funny because Boss’s sleeping position was so ridiculous.

    Merk’s wife was sleeping on the sofa, one leg over the backrest, the other properly on the sofa, his right hand lifting his shirt up to reveal his belly.

    Damn, Boss…you’re so ugly I don’t even know what to curse you with. Yesterday, he bought a tattoo to stick on his right waist. At first, I didn’t say anything because I thought it was a cool design, like an eagle or something…but it wasn’t…it was a unique baby eagle. Behind that baby, there was a tattoo that said, ‘Chuk Kru,’ damn!

    I’m exhausted…

    Not long after, Duen and his friends arrived, carrying lots of stuff, mostly snacks and fresh ingredients for cooking. Oh, I forgot to tell Duen that King’s house has plenty of stuff.

    “Hello, seniors.”

    “Yes, sir.”

    “Did you bring any snacks?” I walked over to peek into the bag in Duen’s hand; it was all fresh produce. I’m so hungry my stomach is growling, I want anything to snack on, I’m hungry!

    “Are you hungry?” Duen looked up to ask me. He’s lost a couple of kilos recently because he’s been studying for exams, staying up late, waking up early, and not eating at regular times. I’m really worried about his health.

    “Yeah, really hungry, I want to eat tom yum kung.”

    “Really? I’ll make it for you, go eat some snacks first, I brought some, I bought tuna bread for you too.”

    “Cute, heh heh.” I poked my lover’s cheek playfully, he knows my heart so well, believe me, no one is luckier than me.

    “My love…he bought me bread with a miang kham flavor too.” Phu, with his shirt rolled up to show his belly, walked over to cling to his code senior arm in a flirtatious manner.

    “So cute…Yod KhunKam’s ultimate love.” When they’re together, it’s always like this…

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 49: The Last Rose

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 49: The Last Rose

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 49: The Last Rose

    [Bohn]

    “What’s wrong, Bohn, why that face?”

    King commented when I walked into the bedroom. No one had gone home yet, even though we have to go to school tomorrow, but the guests said they would stay until morning. My parents didn’t mind, they just said if anyone was too drunk to go home, they could sleep here. Buhn and his friends were even holding a small concert by the pool, and despite everything, Buhn sings beautifully.

    “I’m stressed about my siblings’ taste…” I shook my head before sitting at the edge of the bed. I don’t know if I should be happy to have such cheerful siblings, but…God, I’m stressed.

    “I think they’re uniquely cool, I like it.” King said, I know you like weird stuff, but…don’t go liking Buhn’s and Bihn’s style, you’ll catch their fashion taste. Just those two are enough to stress me out. If you dress like that too, I might become a monk.

    “So, we’re sleeping with you tonight, right?”

    “Yeah.”

    Whenever there’s a party like this, my friends usually stay in my room. There are other rooms, but they say they want to sleep together, which means everyone has to sleep on the same bed. I don’t know since when this became the norm, but it’s become a regular thing. Boss said, ‘Even if it’s cramped, we absolutely won’t let friends sleep on the floor or the sofa,’ that’s touching, don’t think I don’t know it’s because you’re all scared of ghosts, ha ha.

    “Why didn’t you bring Duen along?” Bom asked while scooping some of the cake my dad made into his mouth. Actually, before coming up to my room, I had eaten a little. It was delicious, filled with chocolate and strawberries inside, Duen would have liked it, you missed out.

    “He had to do house chores at his friend’s place.”

    “Really. That’s why you look so flat.” Can you use ‘flat’ for people? This bastard is just lying down, go away, you don’t even have the energy to talk, his stomach is upset because he ate Tee’s tamarind paste. I actually feel sorry for him, but he deserves it more…I told him not to mess with Tee’s food.

    “Better to call him.” I said softly before walking out to the balcony of the room. Those guys didn’t say anything; they were only interested in food and alcohol. It’s almost a new day; Duen must be done by now, I guess. I want to go pick him up, but he said he’d sleep at a friend’s house.

    Ring, ring

    (Hmm…) The voice on the other end sounded sleepy, indicating he was already asleep…no surprise, he’s very hygienic, almost to death.

    “Are you asleep? Am I disturbing you?”

    (No, no, let me wash my face to wake up first…)

    “Are you done?” I asked, stretching my voice while looking down at the pool, where I saw my brother doing some weird dance moves before jumping into the pool…Buhn, the water is cold, man, even I feel cold with a warm shower…your balls must be shaking.

    (Here I am, I’m awake now, the water’s damn cold, haha.) I smiled as soon as I heard the cheerful voice on the line. I like his sleepy voice, but I prefer his cheerful one even more.

    “Video call, I want to see your face.”

    (Heh, will you die if you don’t see my face for a few hours?) He cursed but still accepted the call. Duen’s face appeared on my phone screen as soon as he accepted. I thought something had changed…

    “Who tied your hair like that?” I asked jokingly. Duen had his hair tied up in a fountain style, looking like he needed a slap for it. Look, it’s even reflecting light, haha.

    (Why? Does it look bad? Should I take it down?)

    “No need, leave it like that, it looks like a poodle.” I leaned against the balcony rail looking at the person on the screen, Duen was on a balcony too.

    (Damn, I’ll take it down then.) He quickly took out the rubber band and messed up his hair. It was a Mickey Mouse hair tie, must be Tingting’s.

    “Oh, it was cute like a poodle though.”

    (Whose compliment is that?) Duen made a face at me. If we were close, I’d punch him so hard his lip would split…with my mouth.

    “My compliment.”

    (Annoying. If you were here, I’d kick you away.) I shook my head with a smile before looking up at the sky.

    “I think…my eyesight is getting worse.” After saying that, I rubbed my eyes gently with my hand.

    (Huh? What’s wrong, using the computer a lot? Should you see a doctor? I have class late tomorrow, we can go to the clinic in the morning. I told you not to stare at the computer screen for too long…you never listen to me, I’ll kick your ass.) Damn, will he make me smile until my cheeks crack?

    “My bad eyesight isn’t from the computer.”

    (Oh, then what’s it from? How do you know, are you a doctor, don’t-)

    “It’s love that’s in my eyes…”

    “Ughhhhhh. We can hear you!!!”

    “Damn, the sweetness is piercing through the glass stronger than a sniper.”

    Kiss

    I turned towards the sound, seeing those guys pressed against the glass with their cheeks, oh my…your faces are the most ridiculous, even in such a state you can still crawl over to listen, you…

    “Ouch, my eyes hurt!!!”

    “Is it love in your eyes?!”

    “No…it’s an eyelash in my eye, it hurts like hell…” I was waiting to hear something clever…

    (Damn…I was worried, you crazy, does love at your dad’s house make your eyesight bad?) Don’t talk about my father-in-law like that, Nong Duen, or I’ll kill you.

    “It actually makes my eyesight worse, you know.”

    (How so?)

    “I look at the stars and all I see is the moon.” [1] Duen means moon or month

    (…)

    “Damn, Bohn flirts every day, I’m sick of it, let’s go to sleep, leave him to sleep on the balcony.” Bom looked at me with disgust.

    “I want to sleep on the balcony too.” King raised his hand as if asking for permission. The bedroom at the condo has a balcony, but he chose to plant trees in the room and then banish himself to sleep under a mosquito net on the balcony, whose friend is this, such a hipster.

    “Stop the hipster act, damn Tee, drag him back!” After that, the hipster King was pitifully dragged back by Tee…

    I kept talking with Duen, and before I knew it, it was one in the morning. I should let this health-conscious kid go to sleep; I want him to get enough rest because he’s been studying hard lately.

    (One in the morning already…since I’ve been with you, I’ve become addicted to my phone, you know, Bohn.) He covered his mouth while yawning…capture, your face is so funny, Duen, ha ha ha.

    “You’re not addicted to your phone…you’re addicted to me.”

    (Ew, you self-absorbed jerk.) Cursing while smiling, what’s that about? Do you want me to kiss your cheek or something?

    “I’m not self-absorbed…because I’m stuck on you.”

    (Damn! I’m going to sleep now.) Duen covered his face with one hand, clearly embarrassed, his face turning red.

    “Then I won’t disturb you…good night.” I smiled and waved goodbye. Actually, Duen has been sleepy for a while now, but he probably wanted to stay and keep me company, so he forced himself.

    (Yeah, good night, you jerk.)

    “Night, you little scoundrel.”

    “Wow, you took your time getting back in.” Tee looked at me slyly. They were still in their drinking circle, what, are you guys part of the cirrhosis club? And what’s with drinking alcohol with cake?

    “Damn, Bohn, you eat like you’re starving, drink up!” What does ‘starving like you’re starving’ even mean? The more time passes, the uglier the slang gets. But Boss…if you’re going to eat like that, let others eat properly, okay? Only he’s sitting on the floor with crossed legs, scooping cake with his hands, damn…the cream is smeared up to his eyebrows, is he eating or what?

    “Merk, why do you let your wife do this?” I asked as I sat down next to

    Merk. If you don’t stop her, I’ll really flirt with your husband, you bastard, Boss. After I said that, Merk looked at his wife with disgust. If you’re going to look at him like that, why not just go kick him?

    “What’s wrong, dear, huh, why look at me like that, drink up, you want to eat me, huh? No, no, there are friends here, we shouldn’t like to show off.” Oh, Boss. Swallow your cake before you speak.

    “Disgusting, Boss, eat properly.” The husband quietly wiped the cream off his wife’s face slowly…it would have been romantic if Merk had used his finger instead of the cake knife…

    “Bohn, move, I want to sit with my husband.” Yes, sir.

    We drank and chatted until past two in the morning, everyone was still there, no one was drunk…well, Bom passed out, when he’s drunk, he keeps mentioning Bohn this, Bohn that, like an old man. From last year’s events to this year…how do you remember all that?

    Flicker!

    “Bohn!!! Something big happened.”

    “What’s going on?” I asked in shock as Ben suddenly ran into the room looking horrified. My friends were also startled; Tee jumped so much he dropped his wet tamarind…he was drinking alcohol with wet tamarind. I admire you, is there anyone normal around me?

    “Come here, quick, hic.” The newcomer didn’t answer but pulled me along forcefully. I widened my eyes when I saw the clear water at the corner of my brother’s eyes, damn…he’s crying too, is it really something big?

    Ben dragged me to his bedroom, sobbing the whole way but not saying a word, or is someone sick?

    “Who’s sick, Ben?” Merk asked my brother. Almost everyone followed me, except for the one with diarrhea who couldn’t walk and Bom, who was too drunk to understand.

    “Hic…m…mom.”

    “Huh, Mom? Where is she?” I asked in urgency, I didn’t hear clearly before, but from the sound, it seemed like it starts with ‘cockro-’, and in our house, only mom fits that.

    “By the…bed, hic.”

    Hearing that, my friends and I immediately ran to the bedside, thinking my mom might have fallen and hit her head; the floor in her room is slippery marble. I had told Mom to use regular tiles, but she wouldn’t listen. Damn, my heart wasn’t feeling good, especially after seeing my little brother’s tears.

    “Mom!!”

    I shouted as loud as I could, hoping to find my mother’s body when I arrived, but…there was no one there. No one was there at all, looking left and right, no one. And there was no smell of blood, just the sweet scent filling the room.

    “There’s no one here.” Merk checked under the bed; there really was no one.

    “Where’s Mom, Ben?”

    “No…hic, Mom.”

    “Then no one is hurt?”

    “Hurt…ugh.”

    “Who’s hurt?” Boss crouched down, asking my little brother. Ben didn’t stop crying, and it wasn’t like he was pretending; he never cries in front of people…wait, he has before, I think I remember something. I scanned the room to make sure there was no ‘person’ there except for us.

    “[sobbing]…”

    “Huh?” “Daniel’s kid.” I knew it.

    …how many times have I been speechless today?

    “Who’s hurt? Who’s Daniel? Your relative, Bohn?” Tee asked, looking confused like the others.

    “…Daniel is Ben’s close friend.” I didn’t know how to explain it. To say, ‘Daniel is Ben’s pet,’ wouldn’t be right either; that scoundrel treats Daniel like a best friend. If I say he’s a pet, he’ll definitely be mad.

    “Alright, if he’s friends with Ben, they must be the same age, right? Shit, kids these days are so cool, having kids so young. But where did he go, this Daniel guy?” King looked interested as he scanned the room for Daniel.

    “Hurt…he’s already dead. Hic, Bohn, help Diana, Dylan, David, quick…ugh.” Oh, seeing my little brother cry like this, my heart aches. Even though I’m worried about why he’s crying.

    “Where are they?” Tee went to ask my brother, who made a face as if he was about to cry again, then pointed to the computer desk where a cake plate was sitting.

    “I don’t see anyone…where are they?”

    “Hic…in the cake.”

    “I knew it…” I mumbled softly, I had a hunch since he said it was on the table, and there was nothing on the table except for the cake plate and a pencil case.

    “Huh? What does that mean, is Daniel’s child a Smurf?” Boss asked in shock. You can think of that, you bastard, are you trying to be funny or do you really think so?

    “Boss, you’re crazy. Who would be that small, right, Bohn?”

    “Yeah, Daniel’s child isn’t that small.”

    “See. You are…”

    “It’s smaller than that.”

    “Huh!”

    “What’s wrong with the kids, Ben?” I bent down to ask my brother, who wiped his tears with his hand, his eyes red and swollen, so pitiful. Damn it…I’m allergic to my brother’s tears.

    “I don’t know…hic…they were just eating cake…huh. Then they went still.” I went to look at the cake plate, oh my, those cockroaches, ‘eating cake’, what Ben meant by that must be they burrowed into it. No need for a doctor, I’ll do the autopsy myself. Trust me, they either died from overeating or suffocated because their air passages were blocked by cream…ha ha.

    “Take heart, Ben, they’re in a better place now.” I gently stroked my brother’s head, this was a natural death. If I had killed them myself, how much more would Ben cry?

    “But…hic, what will I do without them?” He buried his face in my chest, crying so much that even Tee jumped. I can’t say he’s overreacting because he’s still young and doesn’t understand these things fully. He took good care of his Daniels, like raising siblings, so when he saw them dead, he must have been heartbroken.

    The matter ended with Mom taking Ben to sleep with her, leaving my brother’s room empty except for the three dead cockroaches lying in the cake…ha ha. Seeing the little rascal, I felt so sorry for him, his eyes were red and swollen from rubbing, his nose red from blowing it so much, he was sobbing until his body shook. Nothing Bihn and Buhn said was funny, oh, poor Ben, my dear brother.

    “So…Daniel is a cockroach?” Boss asked when we got back to the room where Tang and Bom were lying on the bed, hugging…no, let’s say Bom was on top of Tang.

    “Yeah.”

    “And Daniel’s child is also…a cockroach.” King grabbed my shoulder to turn me to look, his face was shocked. Of course, who would think someone would keep cockroaches as pets…Madagascar hissing cockroaches exist, but Thai cockroaches…

    “Yes.”

    “Is your little brother crying because a cockroach died?”

    “Uh-huh.”

    “Oh. That’s…I should go to sleep, I can say that among the siblings…you’re the most normal.” I think so too.

    Bon Ss: I’m at your friend’s house now.

    I came to pick up Duen from his friend’s house. Tingting had already driven off. We talked a bit; his friend told me that Duen had been waiting for my call all night. So I asked why he didn’t call, and the friend said something that made me smile until my cheeks hurt, ‘He was afraid of bothering you.’

    Even if you called every ten seconds, I wouldn’t be bothered.

    “You’re here!” Duen said after opening the door and came to sit in the car. Even in just a tank top and shorts, he looked cute to me…even though Bihn wore the same thing last night, but the level of cuteness is worlds apart. He’s not tying his hair up now, which makes him look even cuter.

    “Good morning.” I greeted before driving off, the destination being Duen’s house. Actually, I go there every day, but I’ve never seen his parents. The little scoundrel said his dad is in the military, and his mom goes to the market every morning, so we always miss each other.

    “Now, uh, good morning…ah.”

    “Huh?” I looked at what was in the hand of the person next to me, seeing it was a small pot with a tiny plant, just the size of Duen’s hand. No, it’s even smaller than that, with little white flowers in the pot.

    “For you.”

    “Why give it to me? For what occasion?”

    “Today’s my last day of the month.”

    “And?”

    “Well, it’s the last day I’ll give you flowers.”

    “Oh…and why is it a plant this time?” Others might call it something else, but at my house, we call it a miniature rose. My mom once grew them, but they were crushed to death by Bihn. Poor thing…

    “I don’t want it to wilt and die like the other flowers. Take good care of it, okay? If it dies, I’ll cut off your belly.” Duen said, pointing at me accusingly. That’s terrifying, whose boyfriend is this?

    “Yeah, heh heh.”

    “By the way. Don’t you want to surprise me a bit, like…turn off the lights and whisper in my ear, ‘This rose represents my heart. I want you to take good care of it, my love.’ They do that kind of thing on TV all the time.”

    “No, too lazy.”

    “Wow, really?”

    “Why? Do you have a problem with me?” He turned to ask provocatively, what can I do, I mean…

    “No, khrap.”

    “Then forget it.” Why are you so scary, Duen?

    “This being the last rose, you won’t come to see me at the faculty in the morning then.”

    “What’s the difference if I go or not?”

    “Come on. My heart is with you, how can my body and heart be apart?” I pretended to look sad. I don’t know, I want him to come see me every day like before.

    “It’s there.”

    “How is it there, I-”

    “My heart is with you.”

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 48: Happy Birthday to Big Brother

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 48: Happy Birthday to Big Brother

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 48: Happy Birthday to Big Brother

    [Bohn]

    “Where to next?” Duen asked. Initially, I was going to drop him at home because of the hot sun. I didn’t want the other person to get a tan, but thinking about it, I completely forgot that tomorrow is Buhn’s birthday and I haven’t bought him a gift yet…Buhn, I’m sorry.

    “Can you come with me to buy a gift?” I put down the cake box before looking up to ask the person next to me. Earlier, I took Duen into the cake shop, and his face was redder than the strawberries on the cake, even though I promised not to flirt…But the sign outside the shop seemed to beckon, ‘Go ahead…flirt with him’…so I did a little, heh.

    “A gift? Sure.”

    Should I buy something fake, superficial, for Buhn? He already has too many fake things. He has fake plants too. How about fake cockroaches? What would Buhn do with them? Ha ha, wait. Maybe Ben would buy fake cockroaches for Buhn.

    Speaking of Ben, his [siblings] are damn hard to kill. I tried putting the box in the water hoping they’d drown, making it look like an accident, but damn…they survived. Should I just burn them and tell Ben, ‘They wanted to explore the wide world’?

    Where were we? Right, Buhn’s gift. So, what should we buy for him…

    “What are you going to buy?” Duen followed me slowly. Not for any reason, he’s still sleepy, so he can’t walk fast. Watch out, he’s about to bump into someone. Why are there so many people in the mall today, is there some event?

    “Duen, be careful when you walk.” I reached out to grab his shoulder and pull him close, then bowed my head to apologize to the person he almost bumped into. He didn’t scold us; he seemed more amused.

    “Sorry! I’m sleepy…” The person whose shoulder I was holding rubbed his eyes. Right now, in my eyes, Duen looks like a lazy cat, his voice groggy and even growling, will he bite me?

    “Just a moment, we’ll be done soon.” I gently patted his head before leading him to Buhn’s regular store. It’s not some fancy, expensive shop.

    Buhn’s regular store is just an ordinary shop that sells only fake items, from fake nails to fake tanks. Buhn frequents this place so much that the owner made him a VIP card to use for buying things in the store…sounds special, but actually, Buhn is the only one who shops here, ha ha. “Welcome, oh, isn’t that Buhn’s younger brother?” John, the shop owner, greeted us while hanging something on the shelf…Hey, that’s…a…a…

    …fake missile.

    “Yeah.” I nodded in response, then looked at Duen again, who had already laid down on the sofa. Understandably, after eating, you get sleepy, especially with the cool AC.

    “Make yourself at home, just ask if you need anything.” Phii John, the shop owner, said kindly…his name fits his appearance. Not handsome like a foreigner named John, but scruffy like his name suggests, with all that hair and beard covering his face. Looking at him, he reminds me of my code brother, is this some trend they’re into or what?

    “Tomorrow is Buhn’s birthday. So, I want to get him something fake, something that will amaze him when he sees it, something he’ll like, do you have anything like that?”

    “Oh, it’s Buhn’s birthday. No wonder Tae was ordering stuff since last Duen.”

    “What did Phii Tae buy?” Phii Tae, being Buhn’s best friend, should know his taste the best. If I know what he bought, it could guide me in choosing a gift for Buhn, shred, anything smarter than what I’d think of?

    “He told me not to tell anyone.” I knew it…

    “Then help me out, brother, is there anything that would make Buhn so happy he’d bow at my feet?” I asked while my eyes were fixed on the lazy cat sleeping on the sofa. It’s really asleep…just a cat, huh?

    “There is, there’s one thing, let’s go see it, it’s out back.” Phii John led the way to the back of the store before waving for me to follow. I hesitated for a moment before deciding to follow him, I didn’t want to leave Duen alone while he was sleeping, but I also didn’t want to wake him…It’ll just be a quick look, it should be fine.

    The back was full of foam boxes and cardboard crates, shred…those are R-rated items, do you sell stuff like this too? I looked around with interest because there were signs labeled ‘New’ and ‘Used’, well separated.

    “Look here, young man, this is what you’re looking for! How’s that for surprising?”

    Blink

    Phii John’s rough, hairy hand (?) pulled away the black cloth, and I opened my eyes wide when I saw what was hidden underneath. Wow…I am indeed surprised, but, God, would Buhn like this?

    “Do you want it? This is a rare item, it just arrived today.” Is this what you call rare? I assessed the ‘rare’ item the shopkeeper was talking about; how does this look rare, maybe at best it’s just fully underarm hair.

    “Uh…would Buhn like this?” I asked again for reassurance.

    “For sure, trust me.”

    “Then I’ll take it.”

    “It has to be like this, you’re so lucky. If you came any later, it would have been sold already.”

    “Ha, is it that in demand?”

    “Absolutely, it’s a very limited edition.” Limited indeed…

    “Huh…where’s Bohn?”

    The sound from inside the shop got louder, probably because Duen has woken up. I chatted with Phii John for a bit before excusing myself to go to him. Duen was making a grumpy face while rubbing his eyes, looking for me around the shop, probably scared to wake up and find no one around.

    “I’m here.”

    “Where did you go…leaving me alone.” Duen came over and hugged me loosely, not only flirting when drunk but also when sleepy, huh?

    “I didn’t leave, just went to look at some stuff for a moment.” I gently stroked his messy hair while Duen tightened his hug and buried his face in my chest.

    “Sorry.” Has anyone ever told him how cute he is…Yes, I’m the one who said it, and I have the exclusive right to do so.

    “Just a moment, we’ll go back soon.” I leaned down to nuzzle his white cheek teasingly. With Duen around, I always end up doing these corny things. You make me shameless, do you know that?

    “Hmm…” The person hugging me nodded in understanding. I rocked him side to side like soothing a child, and he seemed to drift off. I could hear him purring.

    “Like a cat, heh heh.” I poked his cheek twice gently, but Duen didn’t wake up. How can you sleep like this, it’s too impressive.

    “Hey hey, don’t do that in my shop.” The young shop owner came over carrying a large gift box. I told him to wrap it himself. He didn’t charge for the wrapping because this item was expensive enough. Watch out, if Buhn doesn’t like it, I’ll hit Phii John with it.

    “Not here, Phii, this one doesn’t like doing it outdoor, heh heh.”

    “Ha ha.”

    “Duen, walk properly, you’ll bump into someone.”

    Duen nodded but still walked unsteadily, as usual. Is he that sleepy? After leaving Phii John’s shop, I let the sleepyhead carry the gift box because he said he wanted to hug something, and I didn’t mind since Buhn’s gift wouldn’t break.

    “Ho, Bohn, I am sleepy too.” Duen wobbled over and leaned his head on my shoulder. How can you be that sleepy, should I go buy a bed and pillows for you?

    “Why are you so sleepy like this, like an ice cream tub?” I pinched his cheek gently, and Duen made an annoyed sound in his throat, then hit me with the gift box with a loud smack, ouch, that hurt, damn.

    Finally, I managed to support the sleepy cat back to the car safely. Every time I let my guard down, he would try to lie down on the floor, or he’d bump his head into everyone who passed by, are you being aggressive?

    “Duen, do you want to go straight home or sleep at my condo first?” I wasn’t trying to lure him. I just wanted him to get to a bed quickly, and my condo is close by.

    “…Dream on, you bastard, take me home. If I’m not at home in fifteen minutes, you’re dead, you slacker.” Why did he suddenly wake up so fast, just a moment ago he was so groggy.

    I took Duen home safely. That night, I called him, we talked until he fell asleep, nothing more than that. Less than a minute to go before it’s Buhn’s birthday. Even though we’re grown, me and Bihn still compete every year to see who can wish him a happy birthday first. It has to be me, little brother, hah.

    0:00 a.m.

    Bon Ss: Happy Birthday, big brother!

    Brother named Bihn, Not Black But With Huge Balls: Happy

    Ha! How about that! I posted three seconds before you, Bihn!!…And your birthday wish is so short, have I ever told you I’m worried about your Facebook name, ‘huge balls’, is that what you think or not? If so…whether they’re big or not is a personal matter, why tell others?

    Not long after, the birthday boy himself commented back.

    Buhn, Korawit: Hmm…is it my birthday today?

    “Damn, don’t tell me you forgot your own birthday.” No wonder our parents are worried and don’t want you to go far.

    Bon Ss: You idiot!! If it’s not your birthday, then whose dog’s birthday is it?

    Brother named Bihn, Not Black But With Huge Balls: Yeah, who are you, so confused, –

    Buhn, Korawit: I was just joking. Who would forget their own birthday?

    Brother named Bihn, Not Black But With Huge Balls: You, that’s who!!

    I know you really forgot.

    After we wished him, many more people came to wish him. I read for a bit and then went to bed. We’re having a birthday party for our big brother at home, and Mom told me to invite a lot of friends. I invited Duen, but he’s not free because he has some work to do. Sigh, why does it have to be today?

    “Hey, you guys.”

    “You’re here, birthday boy, why didn’t you come after the party?” We greeted Buhn who walked in with nearly ten of his close friends. The party started at half-past nine, but the birthday boy arrived at half-past two, wow, impressive.

    “You told me you’d be late, so being a good brother, I decided to come even later than you.”

    “My late is like ten minutes, dude.”

    “Who would know that? You said you were dropping off your boyfriend, so

    I added an hour for you to do some naughty stuff.”

    “Add one more.”

    “Mom, sigh, I’m really tired of you guys, but whatever, go blow out the candles, everyone’s waiting by the pool.”

    “Alright!” Buhn ran towards the pool, not forgetting to drag his friends along. Even though he looks like this, my brother organized his own party. He plays music with his friends at a pub, which pays pretty well.

    “Today, Buhn, I’m going to blow out your candles, huh huh.” Bihn ran after him, nudging Buhn’s shoulder. Since the last birthday, Bihn didn’t get to blow out the cake candles because Buhn did it first, he must be holding a grudge.

    “Your dad left nut.”

    “Your dad is my dad too…Dad, Buhn cursed at you!”

    “No, I didn’t curse at Dad, you brat Bihn, Buhn tagged you!”

    “Oh, damn, Buhn!! Take this!! Bihn’s fart power…eight.” Ew, you disgusting Bihn.

    “These two kids, speak more nicely.” Mom said, exhausted. I feel so sorry for my mom having sons like them. Those two were quiet for a moment when Mom scolded them, but it didn’t last long…

    “Ghost Buhn, why do you act like this with your brother?”

    “Ghost can’t-”

    “Sigh!!!”

    (The host is here…oh, Buhn! What’s with your outfit? Oh, I’m sorry, haha.) The female host spoke without thinking. Her name is Arty, she’s a friend from my brother’s faculty.

    “Mom told me to dress Thai style!” Buhn shouted back to the host on the other side. His friends looked at each other, laughing. He wasn’t this mischievous before, he’s become so after hanging out with Phii Tae, huh, but Phii Tae isn’t like this.

    (Sigh, you all know how the birthday boy is…let him be, let’s get on with our ceremony.)

    Once she finished speaking, someone brought the cake to the birthday boy without turning off the lights because Buhn said, “Wow, I already know what it is, no need to turn off the lights, it’s a waste of time.” So we just went with it. Dad made this cake himself; it’s quite large. I’m very happy that we have someone in our house who can cook, I’m about to cry, damn it.

    “Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday to you.”

    The birthday song rang out from all directions. Mom and Bihn were holding the cake since it was too big for one person to carry. The top of the cake was decorated with chocolate and cream shaped into several boys, with the largest one having a sign around his neck that read, ‘Buhn’.

    “Happy birthday to my eldest son, may you be happy. Study hard, son, and…stop dressing like this.” Laughter erupted immediately after the mother’s blessing and request ended, before the birthday boy went to blow out his cake, which Bihn didn’t try to steal as he said he would.

    Boom!

    “Hey! / Scream!” The guests exclaimed in shock when one girl fell into the water. I was shocked too. I was about to jump in to help when a voice came through the microphone.

    (Boom boom boom. It’s just a prank, no need to panic, Tee just wanted to invest in some fun for friends…Boom boom, wait there, I’ll come interview you.) Damn…Arty is so manly, he jumped into the pool to interview the birthday boy about his feelings, bro, you could have walked around.

    (Cough cough! Just a prank…Ahem, does the birthday boy have anything to say?) Arty climbed out of the pool and walked over to ask his friend.

    “What should I say…” My brother asked into the microphone, looking at his friend in shock because Arty’s eyeliner had run down to his (fake) chest, the eyelashes were falling onto his cheeks, but he wasn’t fazed by the mess…Is this Arty or Thapanee?

    (Anything you want to say, you elephant…Oops, sorry.)

    “Then…thank you everyone for coming to my birthday party, also…I’m still single, you can hit on me, that girl in the purple shirt is really beautiful, wink wink.” I knew you’d be vulgar…

    (Uh…and-)

    Flicker

    Suddenly, all the lights went out, even the ones in the pool. As I was about to check the light switch, I was stopped by one of Buhn’s friends. Suddenly, dozens of small lights appeared, they were from the candles on a not-solarge birthday cake. The person holding the other cake was none other than Phii Tae, wow, there’s a surprise.

    “Happy birthday to you…”

    “Happy birthday to you, happy, birthday, happy, birthday…” A tall figure approached the slender birthday boy; it would have been a nice picture…if damn Buhn had changed his clothes.

    “Happy birthday to…Buhn.” Phii Tae smiled before handing the cake to my brother. What a good friend, if it were my gang, we wouldn’t do something like this.

    “This is our gift to you.” A large gift box was handed to my brother, who was still in his Ben-style sarong, looking confused by the events but went to open it anyway. When he saw what was inside, he couldn’t hold back his tears.

    “Hey hey, why are you crying, birthday boy?”

    “To buy this, we had to pool all our hard-earned savings from our entire lives, man.”

    “Sorry it’s not that expensive…but it comes from our hearts.”

    My brother’s musician friends stood in a circle around the birthday boy, who was already covering his face and crying. If I were him, I’d probably cry too. They work to earn their own money, every penny counts, but they chose to spend it on a cake and gifts for their friend. I don’t know much about music, but I could tell the gift was an electric guitar.

    “Happy Birthday, Buhn!”

    Everyone said in unison. This birthday must be the most memorable for my brother.

    Happy Birthday, my real brother.

    We partied until almost midnight; Mom and Dad didn’t mind us getting drunk, but they told us not to overdo it. Duen still hasn’t called yet, he said he’s not done and will probably sleep at a friend’s house.

    “Here’s my gift.” I handed him the gift box, wondering if Buhn would like it…but if he doesn’t, I won’t buy him a new one, it’s damn expensive…’damn expensive’, a new term coined by Boss, hah, yeah, Boss and the gang came today, but Tang had diarrhea, so they all went to hang out in my room. “What is this…”

    “I don’t know if you’ll like it, but Phii John said it-”

    “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”

    “?!?!!”

    “Bohn!!!! I love you, I love you so much!!!” He ran over and hugged me tightly. I was too shocked to resist, and everyone nearby was startled by his scream…what the hell?

    “H…huh?”

    “This is a super limited edition!! I’ve wanted it for so long but never managed to order it in time, look, Tae, Kim, check this out!!!”

    “What…is this the thing you’ve been wanting?” Kim examined the item in his friend’s hand. Buhn wouldn’t let anyone touch it, it…it’s that valuable?

    “Yes, oh, I’m so happy, Bohn, give me a kiss.”

    “Ew…so you like it?” I pushed his face away with all my strength while looking at the item in his hand again…I don’t see the value in this damn thing, why are my siblings all so weird? The oldest son likes fake stuff, the third one’s crazy, the youngest keeps cockroaches…I can’t live in this house anymore.

    “Very much!”

    “Uh…”

    “How could it not please you, this is the fake toilet with floating poop the size of my hand that I’ve always wanted! The design is the most avantgarde and modern. Look at the poop inside, it looks so real!!! I’ve wanted this to decorate my room for so long, it makes me hungry just looking at it.” Damn…I really don’t know what to say.

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 47: Double Date

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 47: Double Date

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 47: Double Date

    [Duenhaw]

    “Have you met before?” I tilted my head to ask the new arrival. From their greeting, it seems they might have met at the hospital. Plus, they called each other “patient’s relative from room 203.” which means they probably don’t know each other’s names yet.

    “Well…let’s see, have we met?” My brother gave a slight smile before sitting next to Frang. They don’t seem to dislike each other; they must have met on good terms…I guess.

    “Then let’s introduce ourselves. Phii Thara, this is Frang, my senior at university. Frang, this is Phii Thara, my brother.” “Hello.” Frang gave a dry smile.

    “Uh.” the father of the cupcake smiled back.

    “Order already, you’re late, everyone else has ordered.” I handed the menu to my brother. I’ve ordered the swimming manatee ice cream.

    “Can I order everything?”

    “Sure, but if you can’t finish it…I’ll kill the cupcake.” After saying that, I gave an evil smile, as taught by Phii Boss. He told me, ‘Keep it for emergencies, my disciple, do you know how to use it? It’s easy…look at him, give an evil smile, then threaten, that’s all it takes to scare him,’. Hey…why isn’t Phii Thara scared? He’s laughing instead. It’s not just him, the whole table is laughing…except Bohn.

    “Who taught you to do that?” he laughed.

    “Why? Isn’t it scary?”

    “Tell me the truth.”

    “Damn. No need! So, are you going to eat or not? Order something already.”

    “What should I get…what did you order?” I was about to answer, but then I realized Phii Thara wasn’t asking me…Phii Yim pointed at himself, confused, as if asking, ‘Me?’ before my brother nodded with a smile.

    …It’s blinding, the aura of these two gentlemen is shining like spotlights. This should be the first and last time I’m this close to them both.

    “…This one, please.”

    “Cat ice cream? Do you like cats…Oh, you mentioned having a cat named New.” How well do they know each other, why does Phii Thara know Bohn’s cat too?

    “Ah…uh huh.” And why does Frang look so flustered? Usually, he’s always smiling, but now he can’t even manage that.

    “Then…I’ll have the same as you. I’ll take this one.” My brother turned to order from…the young male staff with a fluffy rabbit tail. I looked at him with interest. If Bohn wore something like that, it would be hilariously funny, for sure, ha ha.

    “Do you like it?”

    “Uh…huh? Well…” My face heated up immediately when asked that, perhaps I was staring too much. That staff member turned to ask me jokingly, too. Damn, I’m so embarrassed, he probably thinks I was checking him out, huh? Damn, Duen, you pervert, media.

    “You’ve been staring for a while.”

    “It’s not that I…not that I…” I didn’t know how to deny it. I couldn’t say, “I wasn’t looking at your butt. I was just looking at the fluffy tail there.” because that would still be looking at his butt!! Or maybe, “I wasn’t looking at you. I was looking at the dust on that fluffy tail. I was worried it might bite you.”

    “It’s okay. But-” As the staff was about to say something, he was interrupted by the person next to me.

    “Don’t you have work to do?” Oh my…that was a very cold voice, dad, did you eat dry ice or something?

    “Uh…sorry.” After saying that, the staff gave a dry smile and quickly walked away. So pitiful, today Bohn seems unusually moody.

    “Why were you looking at him, why did you smile at him, why did your face turn red when he looked at you, why did you stutter, do you like him, Duen?” Bohn turned to look at me with furrowed brows, I wanted to deny it, but I did exactly what he described…

    “Bohn, calm down.” I grabbed his arm to calm him.

    “How can I calm down? Look at what you did.”

    “I don’t like him at all.”

    “If you don’t like him, why were you looking at him, why were you smiling!”

    “Bohn, don’t be so loud, I’m sorry, I was looking, true…but I didn’t think anything about him. I just thought it would be funny if you wore that, so I smiled.” I answered truthfully before reaching out to hold his hand. Hearing this, the jealous one sighed softly and then used his free hand to prop up his chin, looking out of the shop with a bored expression.

    “Are you dating?”

    “Yeah, how did you know?”

    “My house has internet access, I have social networks…but even without them, I’d know. No seniors or juniors hold grudges against each other like that.”

    “Really? You’re good at this, how did you figure it out? I think…me and Bohn weren’t that obvious.” We didn’t do much, just talked, held hands, looked into each other’s eyes…

    “Oh, if that’s not obvious, what would have happened if I wasn’t there yesterday?” Phii Yim teased.

    “Duenhaw, you’ve got a fragile heart.”

    “Not at all. I’m not talking to you anymore!”

    “Haha.” I think getting my doctor brother and Phii Yim together might have been a grave mistake. Not only do they radiate an aura, but they’re also quite the teasers!

    “Your orders are ready.”

    It’s not the same server as before, huh? Maybe Bohn really scared him. Poor rabbit guy.

    “Oh, that’s cute…next time, let’s bring the cupcake to eat together.”

    “?” With that confused look, I guess he doesn’t know my brother’s son yet. Don’t bother, brother, you won’t sleep once you know him. The cupcake is smart, when it’s hungry, it makes a “chirp, chirp, chirp” sound to make its dad run and fetch food better than I can…Phii Thara buys him tuna paste and foie gras. Plus, he lets him sleep in a model house the size of a dining table. I know you love your son, but brother…the cupcake is a gecko, letting it eat insects on the wall should be enough.

    At first, Phii Thara just kept it to prank me, but I don’t know what happened that made him fall for it so much. I asked him once, and he replied, ‘I don’t know when or how it happened either, at first I was just joking around with him, it wasn’t serious, but over time…I fell in love with him, maybe it’s because of the bond that grew unknowingly, Cupcake ah, saranghae…’, Hyung!! The cupcake is just a lizard!!!

    “The Cupcake is my pet, my pride. Do you want to see? I have pictures of him.” Phii Thara smiled, his eyes sparkling, my crazy brother has a sonboasting disease. Frong looked puzzled for a moment before his gaze dropped to the other guy’s T-shirt…I forgot to mention, not only does it have a picture of the Cupcake printed on it, but it also says, ‘Dad’s beloved Cupcake.’

    “…Is this it?”

    “Yeah, isn’t my son cute?”

    “…Uh, yeah, he’s cute.” His tone was so off. Should we send Mai to deal with him, Phii Yim? I’ve been annoyed with him for a while now.

    “Right? Want to see more pictures? I have plenty, even clips of him sleeping, he makes little noises while he dreams.” Ah.

    I turned to look at the person beside me; he gently squeezed my hand. Since then, I haven’t taken my hand away…no, I should say, the savage hasn’t let me take it away.

    “Huh? What did you say?” I tilted my head while looking at my conversation partner. He was eating his coffee-flavored ice cream. Of course, it’s the only menu item that seems less sweet, oh, RIP for those who don’t like sweets.

    “Why are you looking at other people, eat your ice cream, your dugong is melting.”

    “Yeah, I-”

    “Eat it.”

    “Ouch, you jerk!” (Ouch, damn Bohn). I covered my mouth before cursing him in a muffled voice. Bohn shoved ice cream into my mouth, I wouldn’t mind if he just scooped it in normally, but why the force! It banged against my teeth with a loud clack, damn.

    “Eat it, I can’t flirt with you today so…I might be a bit rough, but it’s because you asked for it, Duen.”

    That’s not it! I only said you couldn’t flirt, I didn’t ask for this hardcore treatment! A smile is fine, I didn’t forbid that, being nice is fine, I didn’t forbid that, being gentle is fine, I didn’t, say, forbid!!

    “Squeal, look, that table over there, those guys are stunning, you!”

    I turned to look at the source of the voice, realizing the previous comment came from the girl with braids at the next table. She was sitting with a friend who had gray makeup on her face, why the gray face, is it a trend or what…

    “Little sister, open your eyes, they’re not into you.”

    Her female friend made a face, she’s actually pretty. If she went for a softer makeup look, she’d probably do well…and are those earrings or something else, they’re so big.

    “How do you know, I’m so beautiful even the Buddha would disrobe to chase after me.”

    “Oh, wake up, daughter, no matter how beautiful you are, they wouldn’t want a slut with a vagina like you. They’re on a double date, can’t you see!” After saying that, she pointed at us repeatedly.

    Damn, that’s not it at all!

    “You idiot, you really are delusional, you mushroom-head!”

    “Look. Open your eyes and see their hands, see how they’re holding each other.” I jumped when I heard that, even though we had our hands under the table…damn. I tried to pull my hand back, but Bohn wouldn’t let go, looking at me calmly like this, thinking I’m scared…yeah!!

    “…”

    “You’ve gone quiet, haven’t you? Look at that couple, see, they’re touching each other’s nipples.” Wait, wait, Phii Yim isn’t touching my brother’s nipples, he’s just looking at the Cupcake on the shirt.

    “What’s up with you? I told you, the era of monkeys is long gone. This is the era of gentlemen, the tusk-war, you know!! Pan, pan, you monkey without a husband!” Damn, that was harsh…

    “Wow, why do hot guys have to insult each other?”

    “Hmm…how should I put this? It seems like we’re being seen as on a date, isn’t it, Patient’s Relative?” my doctor brother said, laughing.

    “Yeah, seems that way.” Phii Frong said, trying to hold back his laughter. To be precise, we were laughing so hard our shoulders were shaking the whole table. I don’t know if it’s bad for us, but their conversation was hilarious.

    “Really.”

    “What should we do?”

    “?”

    “They think we’re on a date, are we going to let it be like this?”

    “Don’t you like it? Sorry, I’ll go clear it up.” Frang said urgently, standing up to leave, but my brother grabbed his arm first…so now I have nothing to talk about with Bohn except to narrate others’ behaviors?

    “No need, haha.” The Cupcake’s dad said with a laugh. The one who stood up sat back down to enjoy his ice cream. When he eats, it looks so delicious, smiling big, like there’s cannabis inside…or is there?

    “When you smile, it looks much better than when you cry, smile more often, please.”

    Forget it, I’m too lazy to keep describing.

    “Bohn.” I gently shook the hand that was holding mine. Damn, I’ve got nothing to do, sitting here watching this good couple in front of me, feeling strangely annoyed.

    “Huh.” your face looks so calm.

    “Talk to me a bit, I have no one to talk to.”

    “…”

    Stay silent then, you’ll meet my silly pun soon, heh heh.

    “Do you know that my phone and my heart are the same?” I looked up and smiled at the person next to me. Bohn looked back at me but didn’t say anything.

    “…”

    “Ask! Ask what!” I nudged his shoulder forcefully. If you don’t speak, how am I supposed to continue the joke, you rogue!!

    “…What?”

    “It shakes every time you call.”

    “…”

    “I’m embarrassed!” I buried my face in the table after speaking. Why am I the one getting embarrassed again? Damn, Bohn doesn’t seem affected at all, or is the joke not good enough? In that case, I’ll use another one I came across last night that was killer.

    “Bohn, do you know I’m a superhero?” I looked up to ask him again, even though my face and ears were burning hot.

    “…” Bohn still looked at me calmly, not reacting or responding. You must crack a smile, heh heh.

    “…” Guess what I am.

    “…Batman.” You’re playing into my hands!

    “Heh.” I shook my head in denial.

    “Superman.”

    “No.”

    “…”

    “Don’t be so quiet, ask, ‘So what are you?’ Why do I have to tell you?” Damn!

    “…So what are you?” Did you just smirk a moment ago? Or am I seeing things?

    “I’m Your-man.”

    “…”

    “Damn…my face is going to explode!” I covered my face again; this time, I didn’t look up at all, damn it, why don’t you show any reaction! Why no response, no blushing, no smiling, what’s with me flirting and getting embarrassed by myself!!! Or maybe the joke isn’t good enough!!…Then try this one, a secret technique passed down through my family…

    “Bohn, I-” I looked up again, intending to say the line I had prepared, but I froze when I felt a soft touch on my cheek.

    “Enough. Stop being cute.” The person looked up, meeting my eyes before his lips curved into a slight smile, damn…

    “Bohn, you bad-mannered jerk.” I cursed him before lightly banging my head against the table, then holding my left chest with both hands, fearing that my stupid heart might pop out. Damn, I’m the one who’s dying.

    Damn.

    “Hey, I’m still here, you know.”

    “Yeah, you’re not considerate at all, I’ll throw a buffalo statue at you soon.”

    “Are you going to visit your grandparents during the holidays?” Phii Thara asked after a long silence. My grandparents live in the countryside; we visit them during holidays or breaks, but we don’t stay long because my parents are usually busy.

    “Hmm…I don’t know, are you going, brother?” I asked back while scooping some manatee ice cream to eat, which was pretty good. I am  sorry for forgetting you, your name, I’ve messed up.

    “We are going, Mom and Dad have already called.” Always so quick…

    “When are you going?”

    “During the break, I guess.” The doctor-brother replied before taking a scoop of ice cream into his mouth.

    “Really…I probably can’t. I’m going to a volunteer camp.” In the end, I couldn’t resist Bohn’s coaxing and agreed to go with him. Don’t call me easy, if you were me, you’d give in too, trust me.

    ‘Go with me, Duen, I can’t do without you.’ Damn, it hurts!

    “Then follow your boyfriend.” I feel like my brother has been getting cheekier lately.

    “Bah. I want to plant trees, Phii Duen also has a love for nature, you know.” Why does my heart beat like I’m lying?

    “Really?”

    “Really!”

    I swear, I hate this mode of Phii Thara so much, it’s like everything is upside down today. Phii Frang isn’t smiling much, (well, he smiles, but it’s a dry smile), Bohn isn’t flirting, (I told him not to), and Phii Thara is being mischievous, (even though he’s usually not).

    Huh?

    “?” I turned to look at Bohn when I felt a nudge on my shoulder.

    “You can go visit your grandparents, you haven’t signed up for the volunteer camp yet, have you?” He looked at me with his chin propped up.

    Why don’t you let go of my hand already? Can’t you see my hand is sweaty? Damn.

    “Uh huh…don’t you want me to go with you?” I pretended to ask even though I knew he wanted me to go. Otherwise, why would he be all over me every day?

    “I do want you to, but you seem to want to visit your grandparents.”

    “I do…but I can visit them after the camp.” Anyway, I won’t be free during that time.

    “Hmm.” Bohn nodded lightly and then continued eating his ice cream. Why does it take you so long to eat just a little bit, Bohn? I’ve finished my dugong which was much bigger.

    “So, you will go after the camp?”

    “Yeah.”

    “What kind of camp is it?”

    “A tree-planting camp in the North.” That’s all I know…Wait. If I remember correctly, it’s in Uttaradit, right? I’ve only been there once when I took Daonuea to see the dam. After that, I never went again because there’s no airport, and traveling there is such a hassle.

    “Really…are you going?” My brother thought for a moment before turning to ask the person next to him. Why ask Phii Yim? He should be asking his own brother…Oh, I told him already.

    “Yeah, I’m going.”

    “Hmm, I’m free during the semester break too, so…I’ll come to keep an eye on my little cousin’s behavior.”

    “You would go to a volunteer camp?” I asked in surprise, Phii Thara is like me, a caveman. He doesn’t often leave home or the hospital unless necessary, maybe he wants to broaden his horizons.

    “Yes, khrap…can I bring Cupcake too?”

    “No! I mean, yes!”

    “I’m so full…” I gently rubbed my stomach. My belly now looks like an old man’s, thanks to Bohn not finishing his. So, I did my duty as a good boyfriend by…eating the whole plate.

    “I’ll head back now, thanks for the ice cream.” Phii Frang smiled before waving goodbye.

    “How are you getting back?” I asked because I saw how quickly he got here, or does his house have a light-speed car!! Or!! …did he ride New here, shred.

    “I’ll walk, my house is close by, just this.” Oh. That’s why he came so fast, so he didn’t ride New here…I miss Gas-Tank so much, should I go steal it to keep? See how good I am? Even though you flirt with Bohn, my boyfriend, Phii Duen still wants to take you in, New.

    “Can I walk you back?”

    It wasn’t my voice, it was my brother’s. It seems like today Phii Thara brought his favorite bike. I absolutely love my brother’s bike, a Kawasaki Ninja 650 in green and black, shred…when he wears his gown and rides that big bike, man, he’s so handsome!! Saying it makes me sad. Right now, Supachai is sick, so I have to rely on Bohn’s car every day, my dad’s beloved child.

    “It’s okay, my house is close by. Just this much.”

    “That’s it, it’s just a short drive, so you won’t get tired…plus, the sun is hot.” It’s really hot, extremely hot, like you could faint at any moment.

    “Hmm…okay then.” In the end, Mai’s dad had to give in to Cupcake’s dad, fearing the destructive power of the Thai sun, haha.

    “Duen, I’m heading back first.”

    “Yeah, bye, brother.”

    “Can I stop to buy a cake for a bit?”

    “Sure, I’ll wait in the car.” Bohn nodded in understanding before pulling into the shop’s parking lot. Good thing there was a place to park; I didn’t go down because of the heat.

    “Duen, looks like you have to come down too.”

    “Why?” He didn’t answer my question but pointed at the sign in front of the shop. When I looked, I saw a yellow sign that said something, but I couldn’t quite make it out.

    “‘Do not leave valuables in the car’… you’re a valuable too.”

    “Bohn!! I told you not to flirt.”

    “I’m not flirting, I’m telling the truth.” He said that before opening the door and walking over to drag me out from the other side. I looked at him, not knowing what to say, wanting to shout curses but my mouth wouldn’t let out the sound.

    Damn, Bohn!!!

    You promise breaker, you crazy bastard, you loud farter, you iron hammer, you mentally challenged kid, you scabies scratcher, you skull of sorrow!!!! You are annoying, Bohn!!

     

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