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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 12: For Some People

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 12: For Some People

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 12: For Some People

       [Bohn]

       “Ugh, I thought you got killed and hidden in the bathroom. You were gone for ages.”

    Boss says as I return to the table, and I catch a glimpse of her looking upset too.

    I know why she’s angry, but I’m not about to coax her.

    “I was just chatting with Phii Diao for a bit.”

    “I don’t think it was just a bit.” Tang says, still watching a woman passing by the table, oh, she’s cute, his type.

    “Does your girlfriend not mind you looking like that, Tang?” Euan asks. She probably wants Tang to look at her like that too, I see her glaring at the woman Tang is eyeing.

    “She doesn’t mind.”

    “Why’s that? Does it mean if there were one more, she wouldn’t mind either?”

    “I doubt it…My girlfriend doesn’t scold me because she knows I won’t cheat. I only look, I don’t want anything more than that.” Wow, Tang. If I didn’t know you were such a playboy, I’d think you were really in love with your girlfriend and would beg for your life like this.

    The beautiful girl in conversation bites her lip hard enough to leave marks, but my friend just ignores it and casually sips his drink. I don’t care either because right now, my eyes are fixed on just one person.

    …The idiot who brought a Yakult drink into the pub.

    From this angle, I can see the other person’s face quite clearly. Even though the table Phii Diao set up earlier offers a better view, it isn’t bad here. I’m very surprised to see him in a pub, and he’s dressed up…

    To be Frong, from my observations, he doesn’t have much fashion sense, but seeing him now, I might have to rethink that…Duen looks good, living up to his claims of being so handsome that even Korean models are envious.

    Women are definitely checking him out, but he probably doesn’t even notice because he’s a bit dense. Now he’s turned to talk to his friends at the usual table. He doesn’t seem drunk even though he’s had six bottles. He drinks it straight, no mixers at all. And he’s drinking alone, you never cease to amaze me.

    “Looking at what? Oh…ohh.”

    “Boss, look at the table next to the counter.” Come on, Tang, not only do you look at yourself, but you also call others to look, huh? Boss looks bewildered at the speaker, but when he turns in the direction his dear friend pointed, he immediately smiles.

    “Well, I thought Bohn’s friend was quiet because he was sleepy, but no.”

    “Today, he looks different, don’t you think?”

    “Hmm. Looks cool.”

    “Yeah, women are totally checking him out.”

    I turn my face away pretending not to care because I don’t want them to tease me. She’s still upset with me, by the way. She’s moved to the far end of the sofa, and I’m not going to grovel, let me tell you.

    “Hey, hey, the kid took off his shirt, man.” I immediately turn to look at Duen. I’m so foolish, knowing full well that Boss was just teasing me to get me to look, but I still turned…and damn, Duen actually took off his leather jacket! Now he’s just in a black V-neck T-shirt, not too deep, not too shallow, with his collarbones slightly peeking out, his face flushed because he just stopped crying, his eyes still teary…

    Crazy.

    “Huh.” I give in, let them tease. I look back at him openly, before seeing him move his lips as if saying something, then his friends burst into laughter.

    “I think he’s drunk.” Says the one sipping his drink, his eyes on the same spot as mine.

    “Really? He doesn’t look drunk at all.”

    “He’s drunk, trust me, he’s definitely drunk.” I consider what my best friend said. True, my gut tells me Duen is drunk, but his behavior is a bit confusing.

    “How can you tell?”

    “My dad’s the same way.” My dad is a fun-loving guy, every time I visit his place, it feels like I’m in a comedy café, but he’s also a multimillionaire businessman, “Drunk but not rowdy…trust me, the kid’s voice is slurring 100 percent.”

    “I want to hear that. They say drunk people get all clingy.”

    I’m not paying attention to them because I’m busy typing a message on my phone. If you ask who I’m messaging…who else could it be but the topic of our current conversation?

    Bon Ss: Are you still drunk?

       I sent the message and watched the other person’s reaction to see what they would do next. They picked up their phone looking a bit dazed, stared at the message for a while, then looked up to meet my eyes, indicating that they knew where I was sitting, probably because they saw me when I brought the cake to her.

    The Brat: Uh

       I raised my eyebrows, surprised that the response seemed polite, but then I thought about it…he must be drunk and didn’t want to type too much.

    When I turned to look, I saw his slender figure raise his right hand to cover both eyes, leaning his head back against the sofa for a moment before resting his chin on his hand, looking in another direction. Hmm, are you trying to charm someone…I noticed several girls at different tables looking at him and sending flirtatious glances his way, damn, he even smiled back. Of course…he’s definitely drunk. If he were sober, he wouldn’t do something like this.

    Bon Ss: Come over here.

       The Brat: Burp

       The corners of my mouth twitched into a smile as I looked at the person who sent that silly message. He’s stopped playing with his phone now, probably really dizzy.

    “Oh, what’s with that smile?”

    “Yeah, he’s all eyes for him, isn’t he?”

    “Burp” – I’ll borrow this word for a sec, Duen.

    “Who are you talking to, Bohn?” Nang asked after sitting quietly for a long time. She had returned to her seat at some point, I didn’t know, but now she was looking at me with irritation.

    “Hey?” I raised my eyebrows in question. When I locked the phone screen, it made her huff even more.

    “Can I see it?” Nang said, extending her hand towards me…Does she want my phone? What for? But I gave it to her anyway. I didn’t want any trouble.

    “Why do you have a password on his phone? Unlock it for me right now!”

    “Nang.”

    “Huh?”

    “Do you know some-..” I said to her while my eyes were on the glass of liquor in my hand, gently swirling it, causing the liquid to form small whirlpools.

    “…”

    “Things that have passwords…”

    “…”

    “That means the owner doesn’t want anyone to see…”

    “Asshole!”

    I say this and then slam my glass down on the table with a loud clunk, change my posture to sit cross-legged, and loosely cross my arms. I see her startle out of the corner of my eye. She looks flustered, like she doesn’t know what to do, hah…

    “Uh…um, Bohn, I’m sorry…”

    “…”

    “Bohn knows that you’re jealous of Bohn.”

    “Why would you be jealous?” I ask with a faux innocent look, catching Boss who was making a face of annoyance. You’ll get your comeuppance from me, you idiot wife.

    “Well, Bohn, you know that I am head over heels for you.”

    “Really?”

    “Yes, I love you the most.” She coos, leaning her head on my shoulder and rubbing it back and forth.

    “…”

    “…”

    “I never had anyone else, you know.” So what was that with Duen then? Why act like you’re my girlfriend if you’re just my bed partner? I don’t say anything though.

    “…”

    “I only love you, Bohn.”

    “…”

    “Bohn, I tried to make up with you, but you didn’t budge, I better go to the bathroom.” The speaker seems irritated because I’m not playing along. Well…all this scent, hugging, and flirting, and I still don’t play along, she should know how bored I am.

    “I’m going too!/I’ll go with you/I’ll keep you company/I need to use the bathroom too.” And suddenly all the girls at the table head off to the bathroom together.

    “Sigh.” I exhale in boredom before turning to look at Duen again. Right now, he’s getting his head massaged by a beautiful female friend.

    “What’s up with you?”

    “Bored.”

    “Yeah, it’s really annoying, that’s for sure.”

    “He says he loves only me but then goes flirting with Duen, geez.” I told them jokingly.

    “Really? But you don’t feel anything anyway, huh?”

    “Damn, he flirts with everyone but goes for the main wife, of all people.”

    “You’ve got quite the mouth, Boss.” I said without thinking, making Boss laugh before he turned to act coy towards Merk, who seemed to find it irritating and waved him off.

    “But damn, it’s really messed up.”

    “I’m tired of her, I want it to end, to not get involved anymore but she won’t let go…if I bring Duen to sit at her table, what would she do?”

    “Isn’t the kid drunk?”

    “It doesn’t matter, I want to see how Nong Duen acts when he’s drunk.” Boss chuckled, showing his lack of intelligence.

    “Go for it, I support you, I’m sick of her antics…when you bring the doctor kid, just ask if he’s seen her before, then we’ll see what happens next.”

    “Damn, and then you can cut her off completely, this plan is solid.” Hearing that, I immediately walked over to Duen’s table. The sofa where Duen was sitting was empty because his friends had all moved to the opposite side. Huh? Isn’t that Phu, Tang’s code junior, and Ram, Tee’s code junior…oh, that’s why they look so familiar. Phu was about to ask me something, but the only pretty girl at the table raised her hand to stop him first. We locked eyes for a moment. Soon after, she gestured as if to say, ‘Please.’

    “Duen.”

    “Bohnnnnnn.” He called my name? Normally he does, but he usually adds something like ‘that idiot Bohn’ or ‘that bastard Bohn,’ so being called like this felt strange. I decided to sit down next to him, his slender figure, scanning the table until my gaze landed on the glass of liquor in his hand. Still drinking, huh?

    “All this…just yours?”

    “Yessssss, Phii Duen is good, right?”

    “Hey, enough. You’ll die from this.”

    “Let go, let go, it’s the last bottle.” last bottle, what? Did you bet with your friends or something? That thought made me lift the glass as far as my arm could reach to keep it away from him.

    “Bad habits…” My conversation partner frowned, and gave me a light punch on the chest. Cat…hey! I was so shocked I had to grab both his white hands because he grabbed someone’s glass, poured more liquor, and was about to drink it.

    “Enough already, right?”

    “Let go!”

    “Warning!”

    “…Why do you have to shout, what’s wrong with that?” Normally, I don’t like to deal with drunk people because they’re annoying, but strangely, when it’s Duen who’s drunk, he’s not annoying at all.

    “Then don’t be stubborn.” I adjust my voice to a normal tone, staring at his flushed face due to the alcohol. Duen seems about to argue but then changes his mind.

    “Fine, then what?”

    “Come sit with me.” As soon as I said it, I pulled him up, but I might have used too much force because his drunk body almost fell. Seeing this, I quickly grab his slender waist, and he seems startled too, his eyes wide as he grabs my neck for support.

    “Whoa, you nearly fell, didn’t you!” Duen complains, tapping my chest again, but let’s not call it a tap, more like a gentle pat…so light it doesn’t hurt.

    “Yeah, yeah, sorry, but come to my table first.”

    “Hmph. No, I’m not going, I’m not called first.”

    “Why so quiet? Where’s your mouth gone, left it at home?”

    “Fine mouth. You’ve always had a fine mouth…let’s just say, come with me, I want to know something, nongs, I am borrowing this idiot for a sec.” I turn to speak to his friends on the couch across from us. Actually, they’ve been about to get up several times. But they look confused, unsure if they should come over.

    “Hey, Phii Bohn! Where are you taking my friend?”

    “Oh. You’re Phu, Tang’s code junior, huh?” I say as if I just noticed, though I’ve seen him since he came over to Duen.

    “Uh…yes, sir. But where are you taking Duen?”

    “Duen, don’t be stubborn!” I scold Ram, pulling the slender body into my arms when he tries to push my chest, seemingly wanting to sit back down on the couch.

    “Ugh, Bohn! No! He’s tough.”

    “If you don’t stop, I’ll really carry you, Duenhaw.” I threaten…and that’s all it takes, he goes quiet.

    “Come sit at my table, everyone, come on, get up.”

    “Huh? Why, sir?”

    “Come on. If you don’t come, I’ll have both you and Ram do pushups.”

    “Hey!!” In the end, all five of Phu’s group came to my table willingly, unlike Duen who kept squirming all the way until I had to threaten to carry him; only then did he quiet down.

    “Damn, Bohn! I told you to bring just Nong Duen, why did you bring the whole table?”

    “Oh, these are my beloved juniors.”

    I didn’t say anything. Just as I was about to take a sip of my drink, I had to stop again when a slender, soft hand of the person next to me grabbed it, as if not wanting me to drink.

    “Bohn, let’s play a game, okay?”

    “What?” I looked at the person who was acting dazed, extending his hand like a child asking for candy from a parent. He made a small, playful sound when I asked that way.

    “A game, let’s play a game.” the speaker swayed his head and body slightly from side to side. Is he that eager to play a game?

    “Where?” I pretended to look around and raised my eyebrows, even though I knew the answer.

    “On the phone, bring it here.”

    “Here.” I handed him my phone, then acted like I wasn’t interested, although I kept watching to see what he would do next.

    Duen took it happily, then calmed down a bit before handing it back when he saw it needed a password. At first, I thought he would ask me to enter the password.

    “I was going to—” I was about to say, “Are you going to ask for the password?” but I fell silent when he spoke up.

    “I won’t play if it has a password; it means you don’t want others to mess with it.” He didn’t show any irritation or huffing like she did before; the situation was similar, someone asked for my phone too, but the responses were different. It was kind of funny; I just realized how biased I am.

    “Ram wants to play the game too.”

    “No need.” I raised my hand to stop him, unlocked my screen, and handed it to the person next to me, who looked puzzled as if he didn’t understand.

    “?”

    “Go ahead and play.”

    “But it has a password. No, no, Phii Duen is a good person.” The slender figure shook his head slightly, his beautiful eyebrows knitting together until I couldn’t help but use my finger to smooth them out.

    “Phii Bohn is so damn dictatorial, he threatened me and Ram that if we didn’t follow, he’d have us fixed.” He said, tattling. Alright, just you wait. I pointed at my juniors in a scolding manner before pulling the drunk one to sit beside me. The lady and her friends still hadn’t come back. I bet they didn’t just go to the bathroom; they must have gone to talk about something.

    “Bohn, are you threatening my code junior?” Here’s another one, acting tough in front of his junior.

    “What’s wrong?” I don’t bother answering my best friend’s question, instead, I turn to ask the person next to me when I see him cross his arms and frown.

    “You, why did you drag me over here?” The slender figure speaks with a slurred voice, clearly showing irritation…like a cat, this is one annoying black cat.

    “Come on, I need your help with something.” …Help me get her out of my life. I pour liquor into my glass. Just as I’m about to drink, I raise my eyebrows when the medical student sitting next to me holds my arm.

    “I; Duen, want to drink…” He pouts like a little kid, his face flushed from the alcohol, quite tempting to tease.

    “Alright.”

    “Yay!” The person I’m talking to cheers, and from the corner of my eye, I see Duen reaching for a new glass from Boss, who promptly fills it with ice and liquor.

    Duen would have drunk the beautiful colored water in the glass if I hadn’t…

    “…”

    “You’ll have to step over Bohn’s dead body first.”

    “…Bohn, you bastard are such a possessive one.” He huffs, tightly crossing his arms, intentionally slamming his back against the backrest hard. His actions make me chuckle slightly, and when I look at our good friends, I see them smiling and teasing, probably because of the pronouns we’re using.

    Bohn and Duen…

    Given the situation, it’s probably because he’s drunk that he refers to himself like that. It’s not that no one has ever done it, but it feels different coming from Duen…I want to hear more.

    “Bored…nothing to do.” The slender figure slurs, resting his head on his own shoulder, making everyone at the table laugh. That’s the cat for you.

    “There’s nothing to do now.”

    “But I don’t want anyone messing with you.”

    “Yes…but, for some people…they’re allowed as a special case.”

    “Who? Duen, huh, definitely I; Duen.” He grins widely, that face…it’s so cheeky. I raise my hand to ruffle his messy dark hair out of sheer annoyance.

    “Huh, okay, go play.”

    “I won’t swear.”

    “Uh.” I responded with a grunt, my conversation partner smiled broadly again before diving into my farming game. I watched every action so intently that I didn’t even notice the many pairs of eyes watching us.

    “You can go ahead and stare at my friend like that.” I knew who spoke without turning to look; how could I not recognize the annoying voice of my close friend’s code junior…Phu.

    “They’ve already stared to their heart’s content.” Your junior has quite the mouth, did you pass on your attitude when you were mentoring him or what?

    Before, Phu wasn’t this sharp-tongued.

    “Hah.” Merk looked at me teasingly but said nothing.

    Let’s talk about Duen’s friends instead. Phu is as you see. As for the other three, I can’t explain what they’re thinking, but for sure, two out of the three don’t like this.

    “Are you the one who sent the six-pack photo to Duen?”

    “Oh, yes.” I replied without fear. She didn’t seem threatening anyway, more like a mother-in-law pressuring her son-in-law. It seems she’s very protective of Duen.

    If I must say it correctly, everyone seems to be protective of: Duen.

       “What’s that, you sent a picture to flirt with my friend?” Phu asked, pretending to be mad but he was just teasing…because he was sending me a mocking look, just as annoying as his senior.

    “Oh, Phu, you don’t know anything anymore.” Boss interjected, taking on the role of the know-it-all.

    “…”

    “Bohn did more than just flirt; he flirts and sweet-talks. He even took him into a room.”

    “Hey!”

    “Did you really do that?!” Ram turned to ask, his gaze quite serious. If I weren’t his senior, he might have punched me by now. His female friend seemed to have the same inclination. She looked like she wanted to lunge and bite my head off…brutal, are your friends this protective of you?

    “…Let him finish.” Thank you, Merk, thank you for saving my life.

    “What was that, Phii Boss?”

    “He took him into a room…a classroom, hahaha.”

    “Phii Boss, man.”

    “You guys didn’t let me finish, hahahaha.”

    “Bohn?”

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 11: Special (A little bit)

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 11: Special (A little bit)

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 11: Special (A little bit)

       [Bohn]

       I came to buy her a gift at the big department store in the city center; this place is quite famous and has almost everything, convenient for someone who doesn’t know what to buy.

    “May I help you wi-”

    “I’ll take the newest perfume, whatever it is, one bottle. I need it urgently, oh, and please wrap it as a gift.”

    “Uh…yes.” She responded. It wasn’t long before I had the ordered item in my hand; the service was pretty good, but the price wasn’t a joke, huh, the perfume bottle is as expensive as medicine. It’s now half past ten. If I leave here and go to Phii Diao’s pub, it should be exactly eleven…but will those guys have forgotten that I made an appointment? Better remind them.

    Bon Ss: Don’t forget our appointment, man.

       Thangty: Everyone’s here except you.

       Bon Ss: What about Boss?

       Megha: Phii Dhii said he’s been waiting since half past nine…

       Phii BossSamePersonJustUpgradedtoBeingAnnoying: I came to find friends.

       Thangty: If you believe that, you’re a buffalo, dressed up so extravagantly.

       Phii BossSamePersonJustUpgradedtoBeingAnnoying: Hehe.

       When I realized I was the only one who hadn’t arrived yet, I drove faster. It’s not that I wanted to rush to her birthday party. I was rushing to meet friends, her friends are terrifying. They always ask every question they want to know without any shame or regard for anyone’s feelings. They once asked me, “Did you and

    Nang fuck already?” even though she was sitting right next to me. Since that day, I haven’t met her friends again.

    It didn’t take long for me to arrive at Phii Diao’s pub called “Mia’s

    House”…every time I say the name of the pub, it feels awkward, I once asked him why he named it like that, he answered, “Well, this pub was built with my wife’s money.” oh, I see, bro.

    “Bohn! Why are you so late? Here’s the cake, take it inside and sing for her, okay?”

    “Huh?” I asked, surprised and confused. As soon as I walked into the pub, her friend was already holding a cake and ordering me to do something. What’s this? “Come on.” I walked forward, pushed along by the force, puzzled. When another of her friends saw me, they ordered a male waiter to do something, and suddenly all the lights in the pub went off, even the music stopped.

    “Sing a song, Bohn.” Which song? “Jee Hoy” or “Sai Wa Si Bot Thim Gun”?

    Okay, I know you want me to sing “Happy Birthday.”

    “Sing it, Bohn, she’ll be thrilled.” She whispered while walking over to light the candles, her being thrilled is her business. I’m not involved at all.

    I’ll sing it then.

    “Happy, birthday, to, you”

    “Scream!!!”

    “Happy birthday to you” I continued singing, walking closer to the birthday girl wearing very little. One can tell she’s dressed to flirt, but whatever. I only gain from this.

    “Happy, birthday, Happy, birthday, Happy, birthday…”

    “…to you, happy birthday, Nang.”

    “Scream!!!!”

    “Aaahhhh.”

    “Huh…Bohn.” the beautiful girl in front of me burst into tears while wiping her cheeks. She seems genuinely happy, not pretending. I guess her friends didn’t tell her they made me do this.

    “Blow them out.” She nodded, bent down, and blew out all the candles in one go. But why so many candles? My face is burning. If I get melasma because of this, who will take responsibility?

    As soon as she blows out the candles, everyone teases and claps so loudly it echoes through the pub, and shortly after, the lights, colors, and music return to the place. She pulls me and my friends to sit at a table; this is the VIP zone, so the sofa and table are quite large. There are nine members at the table, including me, Boss, Merk, Tang, her, Euan, and her three other friends whose names I can’t remember. Can you believe it, with nine people sitting, there’s still space for almost five or six more on the sofa? Where did Phii Diao buy this sofa? It’d be better to buy one for the condo than for strong people like me.

    “Bohn you are so cute, you said you forgot her birthday.”

    The beautiful girl clings tightly to my arm, pressing everything close. She’s a modern woman. When we first met, she approached me herself, quite strongly. We should get along because I like her. That’s probably how it would be if not for her personality. I don’t like selfish people who can’t speak clearly; it’s annoying.

    “…”

    “Oh, how could Bohn forget your birthday?” Euan said to her close friend, secretly giving me a look not to say, ‘I actually forgot’, come on, what’s this, I can’t even tell the truth, help…

    “Yeah, I was just pretending to forget.” Pretending my ass, I really forgot. “Huh…” Merk and Tang let out a soft laugh. They’re clever; they must have known that what I did earlier was forced, and I think Boss knew too, because I saw him nearby when I walked in the pub:

    “Did Bohn buy me a gift?” I nodded and handed her the gift box; earlier, I had given it to Euan to hold, but to be precise, Euan took it.

    “Squeal, it’s the new collection perfume that just came out last week!”

    “Wow. That’s super expensive, isn’t it, dude? I heard each bottle costs tens of thousands.”

    “The bottle smaller than a vial costs tens of thousands?” Boss whispered to me. I nodded in response, and upon hearing the answer, my conversation partner widened his eyes, looking at the perfume in disbelief, not just him, I was also stunned.

    “Thank you, Bohn.” She said before planting a loud kiss on my cheek.

    “Guys, do you have girlfriends yet?” Euan started the conversation. From the look in her eyes, you could tell she was interested in Tang; Euan is just like her, very proactive. She hit on Tang hard, even asking to sleep with him the first time they met, but my friend lied and said he had a girlfriend to save her from embarrassment. He likes the cute type, you see, the girls he dates are all like that.

    “I have one.”

    “I have one.”

    “Not yet.” We all lied in unison, but you can probably guess who said they didn’t have a girlfriend. Who else would it be if not the one who said he had a golden queue, I don’t know if he hasn’t screwed a girl by now, but he was at the pub since half past nine.

    “Oh, what a pity that all three handsome guys are taken.” What three?

    “Uh, just two.” The naughty wife pointed at Merk and Tang.

    “Well, there’s Bohn too.” They all gave teasing looks at her who was clinging to my arm, and her other friends did the same.

    “Euan…you’re crazy.”

    “I’m still single.”

    The girls quiet down, the birthday girl looks stunned before showing an annoyed face, her friends pat her back as if to console her, the atmosphere becomes awkward, so Euan has to change the topic to save his friend from further embarrassment.

    Meanwhile, my best friends try hard to hold back their laughter. I shrug at them and excuse myself to go to the bathroom; I’ve needed to pee since I was at the mall, but I rushed here because I was afraid of making my good friends uncomfortable. Phii Diao’s pub is very luxurious, clean too…but it would be better if there weren’t so many couples standing around making out shamelessly along the way.

    “Hey, Bohn.”

    “…Hey.”

    I look up at my conversational partner, ‘May’, dressed quite…well, in a deep Vneck white shirt showing off his chest, and tight cigarette pants, it looks good, but it doesn’t make me swoon.

    “Are you the boyfriend of that girl?” The other person asks while hopping onto the edge of the sink near where I’m standing. I glance at him briefly before turning off the tap, walking over to grab some tissue to dry my hands, good thing I finished my business, otherwise, I wouldn’t be in the mood for anything.

    “No.” I respond in a flat tone, and he doesn’t seem too surprised, probably because he knew already since I’ve never given anyone the status of

    ‘boyfriend/dating’. I might have one girlfriend at a time, but right now, I don’t have one, so I have many companions.

    “Just a bed partner?”

    “Yeah.”

    “And…not interested in adding one more?”

    The smaller figure came closer to me, almost touching. He used one hand to grab my shoulder, the other to trace my chest through the fabric.

    “Who are you referring to?”

    “I think you know who I mean.” May looks up with a teasing smile, moving his face close enough for me to smell his perfume. Ah, right, why wouldn’t I know he’s talking about himself…

    “Oh. If it’s you, then no.” After saying that, I remove his small hand, step away, and leave the bathroom, but not long after, I have to look back when someone grabs my hand.

    “Hey, seriously now.”

    “…”

    “Aren’t you interested in men at all? I’ve been flirting with you this much.” It’s true what he says. Every time we meet, he flirts with me, all his actions clearly show his intention without any disguise. Anyone can see what he’s thinking, “What do you say?”

    “I don’t know about others, but with you…no.”

    “…”

    “See ya.” I raised my hand in a gesture of farewell, but after only two steps, I had to look back because the other person shouted so loudly that passersby were startled.

    “Why can’t it be me?”

    “…”

    “Answer me. I’m good, you know. If you can’t do it, just stay silent and let me do it.”

    “No, I prefer to be in control.” Instead of being disheartened by what I said, he gave me a mischievous smirk and ran his hand over my large arm as if he was trying to scratch off a winning lottery number.

    “Then tell me what kind of person you like.”

    “…”

    “I can change for you, Bohn…”

    “…”

    “Just tell m-”

    “…”

    “Um, maybe.”

    “Sorry, May, to be honest, no matter what you do, I can’t like you. Don’t waste your time, excuse me.” Without waiting for the pretty young man to say anything more, I freed his hand and walked away from there. It’s really sad. We could have been friends. I think his personality is quite interesting. He shouldn’t have fallen for me.

    Really, I think gender is secondary; the most important things are probably taste and compatibility.

    “Shit, your charm is insanely strong, nong.” A deep voice came from Phii Diao, who was leaning against the wall, probably there since the beginning…

    “Huh. Of course, Phii, when you’re hot, you’re hot.”

    “Come sit and talk with me.” Phii Diao led me to sit at the counter, then ordered two shots of tequila. Soon, we got what we ordered.

    “What’s up, bro?”

    “That girl earlier.” My conversation partner said while sipping his tequila.

    “Which girl, Phii? There are so many.”

    “You playboy…the birthday girl.”

    “Her?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Why?” I ask, crossing my legs, seeing my senior answer in a low voice while pushing his tongue against his cheek, looking like he’s deep in thought.

    “Your girlfriend?”

    “What do you think?”

    “Huh. Probably not.”

    “Is there something, senior? You’ve been beating around the bush for a while without getting to the point.”

    “I saw her flirting with a handsome guy.”

    “Really?” Well, she claims to love only me, but I know she’s involved with others all over the place. I don’t care or feel anything about it because what we have is just sex, it’s only her who thinks I would be jealous.

    “You don’t feel anything at all, do you?”

    “More than not feeling anything.”

    “Bohn…Seriously, I really want to know what kind of person could make you fall. If you ever get a girlfriend, let me know.”

    “If there’s one.”

    “I think it has to be someone strange, for sure. Speaking of strange…that guy was strange.”

    “Who, senior?”

    “The guy your girl was flirting with.” the pub owner answers me while his eyes follow a sexy girl walking by. If you look at one more, I’ll really tell your wife, I swear.

    “What’s so strange about him?”

    “He dresses well, looks cool…nice clothes, good-looking, but he brought a Yakult drink into the pub, I was watching for so long wondering what it was, ha ha ha.” Ha, is he an idiot or what? I didn’t think there was another species like Duen on this planet.

       “Really, senior, ha ha.”

    “Yeah, and then he somehow rejected your girl, and she was completely taken aback.”

    “He rejected her?” I haven’t rejected her.

    “Yeah, your girl got so mad her face turned all shades.”

    “Imagining it makes me laugh so hard, I want to see his face.”

    “He probably…ah, shit. You’ve got such good luck, Bohn.” Suddenly, Phii Diao’s eyes widen and he swears at me, huh? Good luck, how?

    “?”

    “There, the one sitting at that table.” The pub owner pointed to a nearby table, at one of the counters. When I looked, I saw there were five people at the table, only one of them a woman, the rest were men.

    “Which one, Phii?” I craned my neck to look. Where’s the handsome one…oh man, the whole table is full of good-looking guys, with one cute guy and another with his back turned. We couldn’t see his face, but that back looked very familiar…

    “The one with his back to us, wearing that cool black leather jacket, that’s him.”

    “I can’t see from here, bro.” I furrowed my brows, trying to squint, but the light was too dim, and the person didn’t even seem like they were going to turn towards us.

    “Then let’s go to that table.” After saying that, Phii Diao walked over to open a new table nearby. That’s one of the perks of being the pub owner.

    “Look, he’s crying, man.” My senior exclaimed when he saw that the person we were talking about was crying, covering his eyes with the back of his hand. I think he really was crying, and his friends were trying to console him big time. It seems like he’s well-liked by his friends.

    The more I looked, the more familiar he seemed, from his back, his arms, his legs, his shoulders, his shape…even his face seemed familiar.

    “Duen…”

    “Oh, you know him?”

    “Yeah, he’s a junior I know.” I answered the person next to me, but my eyes were fixed on the slender figure without blinking. The only girl in the group went over to hug him, and Duen nodded before pushing her away gently to continue drinking. Are you drinking too?

    “Anyway, anyway, his luck is really bad, man.” Phii Diao’s voice didn’t register in my head at all; my eyes followed every move of the slender figure. The medical student was wiping his face as if trying to compose himself, downing alcohol nonstop. Does Phii Diao’s place sell by the bottle now? I only saw them sell by the glass or shot before.

    I didn’t expect someone like that jerk to come to a place like this.

    “Ha ha.”

    “What, bro?”

    “Nothing.” Phii Diao is such a liar, his voice is way too high to be believable.

    “That’s not true, your voice is super high.”

    “Well, there’s nothing.”

    “Ha, then you’re a buffalo if you believe that.”

    “Huh, I just thought…I might get to hear something interesting from you soon, asshole.”

    I’m not stupid. I know what my senior is talking about concerning Mai. I look at the main subject of the conversation. Now Duen has stopped crying. He’s slowly wiping away his tears, and the people at the table are all teasing him, causing him to show signs of frustration.

       I don’t know. I still maintain that I don’t like him, but I have to admit he feels a bit more special than others…just a little.

       It’s rare for me to find someone I click with, so be happy, you young brat.

      

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  • MY ENGINEER, CHAPTER 10: Phii Duen Gets Drunk

    MY ENGINEER, CHAPTER 10: Phii Duen Gets Drunk

    MY ENGINEER, CHAPTER 10: Phii Duen Gets Drunk

       [Duenhaw]

       “Alright. Now that your Yakult is gone…”

    Now my good friends are moving in so close they might as well merge into one person. There are all sorts of bottles on the table. If I had to guess, they’re all alcohol.

    “It’s time for you to drink the real stuff, you little chicken, hehe.”

    Shit. You guys are scary. Look at your faces, I know they want me to drink alcohol. They’ve been trying to get me to drink since high school, but I’ve always firmly refused until now. It seems today I won’t escape like before…

    “Can I…not drink?”

    “No, Dad ordered us to make you drink, even if we have to pour it down your throat.” Where did you get that funnel, Tang! He wasn’t just saying it, he looked like he was about to shove the funnel into my mouth for real, and the rest were ready too; Ting held my arms, Phu held my legs, Ram went behind and locked my neck. Do you guys see me as some kind of villain!

    “Ack! Okay, okay, I’ll drink!” When Dad’s minions heard me scream at the top of my lungs, they nodded with a smile before going back to their seats.

    “But I really don’t want to drink…it’s bad for my health.”

    “I think it’s good to practice, so you don’t get drugged and taken advantage of.” Interesting…but if I don’t put myself in risky situations, it’s not necessary, right?!

    “Plus, your dad ordered it, and you have to obey!”

    Clink

    “Uh…”

    The only half-Thai guy at the table placed a glass of liquor in front of me. Do I really have to do this? Why do women like bad boys? What’s wrong with being a good guy who doesn’t drink, chase girls, smoke, or do drugs?

    “I ordered ten, two bottles are for us, the other eight…you handle it. You have to drink them all because they’re expensive.” Headache. If they’re so expensive, why order them! Tang is such a cheapskate, he knows I’m frugal.

    “You guys…”

    “I’d like to help, but Dad ordered that you deal with it alone. These liquors are a special case, man. Normally, Phii Diao, the owner, doesn’t sell them by the bottle like this. Lucky for me, he sold them because I’m handsome, heh heh.”

    “Seriously, did Dad bribe you all or something?” They used to force me before, but once I said no, they wouldn’t insist this much.

    “No…”

    “Crazy, where did you get that idea?”

    “…No.”

    “I don’t want to lie, let’s just skip over the unimportant stuff.” What’s unimportant, Tang! This is very important, isn’t it? They’re acting suspicious again!

    “Don’t change the subject, idiot, drink it.” Phu placed a glass almost overflowing with liquor in front of me. Do you want me to drink until I die? While I was thinking of a way to avoid it, my clever mind came up with an idea. Dad’s not at home these days, and he won’t be back tomorrow because he has to stay at the main center, huh huh.

    “I’ve thought about it. If I don’t drink, Dad wouldn’t know-”

    (I know, I saw…)

    Damn! That’s Dad’s voice. I looked left and right to find the source, only to realize it was coming from Ram…but Ram wasn’t the one speaking, it was the phone in his hand.

    “Dad…”

    (Yeah, it’s me.)

    “Well…”

    (Are you going to drink it yourself, or should I have them pour it down your throat?) The other side asked while picking at his nails, looking somewhat drunk.

    His handsome face, aged gracefully, was a bit red from the alcohol. Don’t tell me Dad just finished drinking with Uncle Som.

    “That is…”

    (I’ll give you 3 seconds to decide, Nhao.)

    “Dad, Duen doesn’t want to drink!” I shouted loudly and clearly. Now the friends who sold me out have moved to sit on Ram’s side, which is opposite me. They look like mafia collecting debts, especially Ram, who fits the bill perfectly; his face is so serious, and their all-black outfits…

    All black like this…who do you guys think you are?

    (3) Wait, I forgot Dad’s still on the line.

    “Daaaaad, I don’t want to get liver cirrhosis!!”

    (2)

    “Duen, we’ll force it down your throat if you don’t drink.” Thanks for the encouragement, Tang.

    “Huh.” You don’t need to be so stern, Ram! I hate your face today because you look like that little foreign devil.

    “You’re dead.” Bastard. If you weren’t a woman and my best friend, I would’ve thrown you into the river ages ago.

    “Can I just shove the whole bottle in?” If you do that, Phu, I won’t die, but I might not grow up either.

    (One-)

    “I’ll drink it myself.”

    (That’s it then, I am going now, kids. I’ll send you something when Duen is done.) What does he mean by “send something when Duen is done”? He really bribed them!

    “Yesss/Okayyy.”

    “Hey! You guys sold out your friend.”

    “Come on, just drink it.”

    “Yeah, it’s not that bad, trust me.” When have I ever trusted you and it turned out well, Pinchan?!

    “At first, it might make you dizzy, but you’ll feel better soon, trust me.” I don’t trust any of you, you guys are unreliable! You sold me out to Dad!!!

    “I-”

    As I was about to speak, everything went dark. The lights, the music, the colors, all went out. There was a small murmur of excitement, but it quickly quieted down. Oh, I remember Phu saying it was someone’s birthday today; there must be a surprise planned. As soon as I thought that, a man’s figure appeared in the darkness, with a spotlight on him alone.

    “Happy birthday to you.” a deep voice sang the birthday song while walking towards a beautiful woman with a cake in hand. I’m pretty sure today must be her birthday. The guy must be her boyfriend…they look familiar to me, both the cake holder and the woman.

    “Scream!” A scream erupted when the guy looked up. Oh, it’s that bastard. No wonder they looked familiar. Wow, you’re not bad, huh, secretly being sweet like this.

    “Happy birthday to you.”

    “Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday…to you.” Bohn walked up to his girlfriend, stopping in front of her to present the cake. I really think I recognize the beautiful girl’s face.

    “Happy birthday, Nang.”

    “Scream!”

    “Yayyyyy!” After Bohn finished, teasing cheers rang out. Even I couldn’t help but smile; he seems like a mischievous, rough guy. I didn’t expect him to do something like this. Actually, if he toned down the mischief a bit, he’d look pretty good in my eyes.

    “Shit, Phii Bohn is so cute, surprising his girlfriend.” Phu watched Bohn standing there. Oh, they know each other too…not surprising, they’re in the same engineering faculty. Not long after that, everything went back to normal; the birthday girl walked back to her table, not forgetting to link arms with the bastard, but for some reason, I felt like he didn’t look too happy about it.

       “Back to our topic…” Why do you have to bring us back to this, Ram!

    “Where were we? Oh, drinking alcohol.”

    “Sigh.” I let out a big sigh; drinking alcohol is against my principles. I’m sure to become a big sinner…

    “You really don’t want to drink, huh?”

    “Yeah, is there any way to make me want to drink?” If I really have to drink, I’d like to want it myself.

    “Others might have ways, but for you, I think you’ll never want to drink, heh heh.”

    “Then try this. Think of something painful.”

    “Something painful, like falling down?” If that’s the case, I have plenty; this morning I just fell down the stairs, it hurt like hell. Luckily, I didn’t get many bruises.

    “No!” Oh, then what kind of pain are you talking about, my friend?

    “We mean heartache.”

    “Not physical pain, it’s pain from within.”

    “Inside, huh…”

    “Yeah, do you have it?”

    “I do…”

    “Really? You do, do you?”

    “So that’s it…”

    “Yeah, it just happened recently.”

    “Tell us about it.” Tingting came and sat between me and Tang, who moved aside willingly because he knows she’s the best at comforting me.

    “Yeah, we’re here for you.” Phu said, patting my back.

    “If it hurts, you can vent to us.” Ram added. Although he looks serious, I know he cares the most about me.

    “…”

    “…” It’s okay, then drink to forget. Tang slid a glass of alcohol towards me, the one Phu had poured earlier.

    “Can you really forget?”

    “I don’t know, but when I’m stressed, I think about alcohol.”

    I lifted the glass and drank it down in one go. Ack! It’s so bitter! How can Dad and these guys drink this? I have to drink several more bottles, but I’m already dizzy from just the first glass! Whatever.

    “Hey, hey, take it easy. Didn’t you mix it with anything? This is strong.” Ram said when he saw me drinking without stopping. Oh…do I have to mix it? I didn’t know that!

    “Must be really stressed.”

    “What happened?”

    “Come on, tell us.”

    “I’m so heartbroken…” I spoke softly, gripping my shirt tightly.

    “What happened?” I poured more alcohol and kept drinking without stopping. Damn, I’m really dizzy now but I’m not stopping. It’s not because of anything…I feel bad! Wasting money on alcohol!

    “Who did this to you?” Ram asked with a serious expression, hugging his arms. That’s why I call him my second dad.

    “How could they do this…”

    “What’s wrong? Did your girlfriend cheat on you or something?” Before Phu could finish speaking, he was hit hard on his broad shoulder.

    “With all this talk, have you thought about it, my friend? Who would this idiot have as a girlfriend?” Who are you calling an idiot, Ting? Phii Duen is not naive, I’m just probing with an innocent face.

       “Come on, listen to what he’s saying.”

    “Why are you guys arguing about this? If you want to know something, just ask him directly.”

    “Right, very smart, my dear friend…what did he do to you, Duen?”

    “He’s the worst, a dried-up, fishy, fermented, rotten, double-crossing, scheming bastard-…bastard.” Thinking of that jerk’s face, curses just flowed out of me nonstop, that…

    “Yeah, yeah, we get it.”

    “And what did he do?”

    “Huh…uh.” Even though I was sobbing, I kept drinking the alcohol. I’ve opened a new bottle now. Am I drinking or pouring it out…my head is spinning. Would it be better if mixed with soda? No, let’s not. I want it to be over quickly, drinking it straight up like this!

    “Hey! Why are you crying, Duen?” My friends looked shocked to see clear tears streaming down my cheeks. They tried to come hug and comfort me, but I pushed them away because of the heat, ugh, Phii Duen is so hot.

    “Who’s that bastard?”

    “Huh, he…his name…”

    “Who is he, and what did he do to you!”

    “Huh…he.” I took another gulp of the alcohol. I haven’t forgotten like you said.

    “Slow down, Duen, or you’ll have liver cirrhosis for sure.”

    “But you guys told me, huh…to drink.”

    “Yeah, yeah, sorry, so who is he?”

    “What did he do to you?”

    “Should we go beat him up?” Ram, you’re brutal, but it’s good too, beating him to death would be even better, huh, damn it.

    “Yeah, huh…beat him up.”

    “Then tell us who he is.”

    “…He’s really bad, his name…”

    “Yeah, who is it then?”

    “I’ll go beat them up myself, how dare they make my Nong Duen cry.”

    “Hic…it’s that little foreign devil, his name…he’s so bad…hic, he took away my beloved Dao’s first kiss!! And he even called Dao his honey, hic, that despicable kid, thinking just because he’s in first grade I won’t dare to punch him! Well, I’ll punch him, I swear, sob.” Don’t let me find out where your house is, I’ll release a plague of termites on you, Ben!!

    “…?”

    “…hic.” While everyone at the table went silent and exchanged confused looks, I took another swig of alcohol. Shit, before I knew it, it was already the third bottle.

    “Duen…so you’re crying because some foreign kid kissed Dao?”

    “Yeah, hic.”

    “…”

    “Why so quiet…hic.”

    “You naive bastard!!”

    Come on, now you’re cursing Phii Duen…

       “What?” I stopped sobbing, but tears were still flowing. Ting and the others sighed in frustration and went back to their seats as if they didn’t want to talk anymore.

    “Just this?!”

    “It’s not just this! This is a national crisis!! Dao’s first kiss is more important than the celibacy of an entire nation!”

    “It’s a crisis for you alone, you idiot! You scared us all!” Ting not only cursed loudly but also hit my arm, making me gently rub it to ease the pain, damn, it hurts, you brute!

    “Yeah, I thought you had a heartbreak.”

    “Yeah.”

    “I was ready to go punch him…idiot.” Even you are cursing at Phii Duen, Ram! In this case, I must drink to mend my wounds!

    We kept drinking on and on, it’s strange. I feel drunk, but I don’t feel like causing a ruckus like in the dramas. If I were a spaceship, I’d say, “Oh, wow.” Now my vision is starting to blur, and I feel like I have eight arms. Shit, Tang, you look like Gollum from The Lord of the Rings, haha.

    “Am I drunk yet?” My hand still manages to hold the glass as well as my mouth takes in the bitter liquid.

    “Ugh, I’m drunk.” I’m a manly man.

    “Then stop drinking and let’s go home?” Just saying it is enough, why take the glass away from Phii Duen?

    “You’re in such a hurry, young man! The alcohol isn’t finished yet, Your dad said to drink it all!”

    “Dad won’t scold you. How would he know if we don’t tell him?” Eh! Is that what you’re going with?

    “Noooooo. Don’t lie, be a good kid, don’t tell lies, uh-uh.” I shook my head and pointed my finger at Tingting’s thin lips before she burst out laughing and messed up my hair, ruining my style! Phii Duen spent so long setting it!

    “What’s wrong, are you turning into a cat when you’re drunk? Ha ha.”

    “Then let’s do what we want, we’re drunk anyway.” Ram shook his head but smiled, heh heh, Phii Duen is cute, I know. When I was a kid, I; Phii Duen was the favorite nephew of the relatives…because at that time, Phii Duen was the only grandchild in the family.

    “I thought you’d be rowdy when drunk.” Who’s this? The handsome Dr. Duen, with just this much alcohol! Chill, chill, why make a fuss, causing trouble for everyone…

    “Duen.” Who’s calling me? Oh, it’s the good Nong Phu of Phii Duen.

       “Hmm? What?” I asked with a slurred voice, my hand still sending alcohol into my mouth without interruption, ugh, bitter. Not tasty at all, but it’s expensive, such a waste.

    “How do you feel?”

    “Huh? What do you mean?”

    “In the erotic novels I read, the heroine must feel hot and then strip off her clothes, how do you feel?”

    “Ugh, who would do that…it’s hot!” I said as I took off my leather jacket. Don’t worry, kids, Phii Duen has a black V-neck t-shirt underneath, heh heh.

    “Damn, Duen, you’re so sexy.”

    “Crazy? Phii Duen? Sek Loso is crazy, what does he have to do with Sek Loso? Are you his brother?”

    “Duen is so loose…”

    “Yeah, ha ha ha.” I didn’t pay much attention to their conversation, let them go on, how can they laugh at Phii Duen, how rude!! Uh…now five bottles are gone.

    Phii Duen is so good.

    Ding

    Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

       Are you drunk?

       Huh, you’re a little brat, huh? Eek! Phii Duen hates names that are so…damn, you’re so full of yourself, not even a fraction of Phii Duen’s worth, drunk, let’s change it later. Right now, Phii Duen is drunk. But what does this mean?

    Oh…you’re here too, huh?

    Duennhaw: Uh

       The short answer isn’t because Phii Duen wants to be polite to the little brat, but because Phii Duen is dizzy, managing to type three characters is impressive.

    I lean my head back on the sofa and cover both eyes with my hands, ugh, my head feels heavy like there’s a spirit clinging to it…or maybe it’s the foreign spirit that Ben created! Are you clinging to me? Get out!

    I guess I need to rest my eyes for a bit. I rest my chin on my hand and look elsewhere, seeing girls sending sparkling looks my way, huh? Do I need to pee? Sorry, but Phii Duen doesn’t know where the bathroom is either, maybe ask someone else.

    “Duen.”

    “Hmm, make it simple, Tingting.”

    “Have you had enough to drink yet?”

    “Not yet, not even close.” I shake my head, lifting my drink for another sip. It’s bitter, but after drinking it repeatedly, I start to get used to it…or could this be the manly resistance to alcohol that dad talked about!!! Manly resistance to drunkenness!!

    Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT: come to me

       Doh – uh – no…come to me, huh? Are you crazy, brat? I’m drunk, don’t even think about me walking to you, just reading your message is hard. I look at the sender and see they were already looking. Are you dreaming or what?

    Duennhaw: Fuck off

       I told you I can only type this much, my eyes hurt. I’m not talking anymore, I’m mad…how many bottles has Phii Duen drunk? One, three, five, seven, and one more to chew.

    “Your face is so red, are you okay, Duen?”

    “Duen, are you okay?” If you’re going to ask the same thing, why compete to ask?

    “I’m all right.” I make the OK sign while pouring from a new bottle, one bottle left, one bottle left, Phii Duen is so good, gotta brag to dad about this.

    “Are you going to drink more?”

    “Yep.” I say, taking a big gulp from my glass, brr, it gives me goosebumps.

    “Even though you’re already very drunk.”

    “Damn, you’re right, little bro, the old man told me to finish the drink, a man’s promise.” I continued to hold up my glass and drink. Now, my friends have moved to sit on the other side of the sofa, leaving only Phii Duen sitting alone like an elder, hawa, my throat burns, but this is the way of a man, right? Where are all the girls? I didn’t see a single young lady come to Phii Duen, I’ll be your elder, come be my girl, …oh, that’s a chair, sorry, my eyes are blurry.

    “Duen.”

    Who dares to call the sacred name of Phii Duen?

    “Bohnnnnn.” I called out the new name with a slurred voice, the other party raised an eyebrow before sweeping his gaze around until it stopped at the glass in my hand, why shake your head, why come sit next to me?

    “All this…just for you?”

    “Yessss, Phii Duen is good, right?” The conversation partner looked bewildered before rushing to snatch the liquor from my hand.

    “Hey, stop, or you’ll die, you asshole.”

    “Let go, let go, it’s the last bottle!” I made a displeased, squeaky sound, trying to get my glass back, but the bastard lifted it over his head, huh, thinking you’re taller you can do anything to me?! You! Think!

    Right!

    “Bad manners.” I said with a scowl, spreading my arms wide once before turning to grab another glass to pour more liquor, hey, Phii Duen isn’t stupid, man.

    “I said stop.”

    “Let go!” I said irritably, trying to pry off the large hand that was gripping my wrist with all its might, why grab it!

    “Duen!”

    “…”

    “Why shout like that, what did I do wrong?” I said in a pitiful voice, slightly startled by the earlier loud voice since he’s usually not very loud.

    “Don’t be stubborn then.” I’m not being stubborn!

    “And what now?”

    “Sit with me.” That was an order…as soon as he said it, the tall figure pulled me up, but like I said, I was drunk, so when I stood, the world tilted, my hand moved faster than my thought to grab Bohn’s neck to prevent myself from falling to the floor, and he, in turn, tightly held my waist.

    “Ugh, I’m about to fall, can’t you see!” I frown, using my free hand to smack his thick chest, but it probably wasn’t hard. I can still feel that I don’t have much strength.

    “Uh, sorry, but come to my table first.”

    “Ugh. No, I’m not going, my name isn’t ‘first’.”

    “Why so quiet, where’s your mouth gone, left it at home?”

    “Good mouth. You’ve always had a good mouth…let’s say, come with me, I want to know something.”

    “Huh?”

    “Guys, I’ll borrow this idiot for a sec.” Who are you calling an idiot? I’ll punch you till your teeth fall out.

    “Hey, Phii Bohn! Where are you taking my friend?” That’s right, Pinchan, you did well, friend. You need to hold me back so I don’t go with this brat.

    “Oh. You’re Phu, Tang’s code junior?” Oh, the world is so round and chaotic.

    “Uh…yes, khrap. But where are you taking Duen?” I use the moment when he turns to talk to Phu to push his thick chest away to go back to my original sofa, I’m tired, and I want to sip some more alcohol.

    Ah!!!

    “Duen, don’t be stubborn!” As soon as the brat finishes speaking, he grabs me into his arms…or a hug? Don’t hug Phii Duen, Phii Duen is hot! I try to push his chest away again.

    “Ugh, Bohn! Don’t do that! He’s tough.”

    “If you don’t stop, I’ll really carry you, Duenhaw.” Fine! I’ll stop. Not because I’m scared, but because I’m considerate, seeing as he’s helping me when I’m about to fall, how considerate.

    “Come sit at my table, all of you, come on, get up.” Not only ordering me but my friends too?! Who are your parents? Are they that big? Show me!

    “Huh? Why go there, khrap?”

    “Come on. If you don’t, I’ll order both you and Ram to do pushups.”

    “Hey!”

    Once he finished speaking, he dragged me to walk with him, my friends were shocked and quickly ran to follow, hey!!! Where are you taking Phii Duen, let go of Phii Duen, Phii Duen is drunk!

      

    MY ENGINEER CHAPTERS HOME

  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 9: What’s wrong?

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 9: What’s wrong?

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 9: What’s wrong?

       [Duenhaw]

       “Daonuea, what’s wrong with your brother Duen, why is he like this when you come home?”

    “I don’t know, Mom.”

    “Will he be okay?”

    “Mommy, I’ll go do my homework first.”

    “Okay. If you can’t do it, come to Mom for help.”

    “Okay.” The voices from outside didn’t stop my hiccupping sobs. I’m heartbroken, deeply hurt in my heart! It’s painful, torturous, almost deadly! What’s the matter, you ask? It’s this!

    “Hic…that damn kid, named…that foreign bird-brain. No, you’re not even a true foreigner!!…hic…you’re just a half-and-half!”

    It’s because that little Ben kissed my beloved little sister! I raised Dao to be an innocent girl! Her first kiss should have been with her future husband, shouldn’t it?

    And look at what he’s done, how could he do this to me?

    “From now on, hic…I’ll pick up Star every day, I won’t let my sister be around a flirty brat like you for even three seconds, damn it!!!” Knock, knock, knock!

    “Duen, are you okay, son?”

    “It’s nothing, Mom.”

    “What’s wrong? Open the door and talk to Mom.” I decided to open the door for her. She was quite shocked to see my tears.

       “Huh…”

    “What’s wrong, Duenhaw? Who made my handsome Dr. Duen cry, huh?”

    “From now on…hic…Mom, you can’t use foreign products.”

    “Huh? Why not?”

    “I don’t like it!”

    “Okay, okay, I won’t use them, but Duenhaw, you have to stop crying first.

    Otherwise, I will call to order the latest design of a foreign brand bag from Khun

    Chamoi Haow Noi right now.”

    “…”

    “You’re quiet now, right? Now tell me what’s wrong.”

    “That foreign kid…”

    “Who?”

    “Ben Jangkapradit, the new kid in Daonuea’s class! He kissed Daonuea, right on the lips, Mom! The sound of it is still echoing in my head like it just happened, kiss, kiss…kiss, huh…hic.”

    “Oh my…I thought it was something serious, sigh.”

    “Huh…Mom, you’re mad at that foreign kid like me, right?”

    “Not really.”

    “No! That was Daonuea’s first kiss, Mom!”

    “Duen of mine, listen to Mom, Daonuea can think for herself now. If she doesn’t like it, she would say so, but she didn’t even protest. It’s just us making a fuss until I got worried. I thought it was something serious. I’m going back to watch my drama now, Phii Tik is waiting for me.” With that, Mom actually walked out of my room.

    What? This is a big deal! Why isn’t anyone shocked, neither Mom nor Daonuea? Daonuea’s first kiss should be preserved as a national treasure or something! And how could he kiss my sister? His words are still replaying in my mind like a broken record.

       ‘Your name’s Honey and you’re my baby’

       Beat your dad! You’re speaking like a parrot. When I was your age, I could count one, two, three too. I don’t want to brag, but spit, acting all cool. Run away with a ghost, and I’ll give you a ring with my heel, damn!!! I’m so annoyed…should I curse him with some spicy chili and salt?

    Rrrr

    “Who’s calling at this hour!” Oh, it’s Phu, why call so late? It’s already ten o’clock, I’m usually in bed by now.

    “What do you want?”

    (My dear…what do you mean, have you forgotten our appointment?)

    “Huh, what appointment?”

    (Come on. The one for drinking with the ladies.) Right, I was the one who invited them, but I forgot…because of you, you little foreign devil! I’m not blaming you! Just connecting the dots according to principles.

    “Sorry, I’ll be there soon.” I said to my friend on the phone as I hurried to my wardrobe to find my usual outfit.

    (Come quickly. We’re already at the bar. The table is next to the counter.)

    “Yeah…”

    (Are you okay? You sound like you’ve been crying.) Yeah, I just stopped crying a moment ago.

    “Huh. I’m fine, I’m okay, see you soon.”

    (Yeah, come quick, it seems like it’s someone’s birthday today, there’s a ton of food, hehe.)

    Click

    “Mom, I am going out.” Normally, saying this would shock my mom, but not today because Dad had already told her. Wait, I feel like I’ve forgotten something, oh, I forgot the money Dad said he’d leave behind the fridge. It shouldn’t be that much…I guess.

    Gulp!

    I almost choked on my own saliva.

    “Seven thousand?!” Did Dad give me too much?! It’s just to drink with friends, is alcohol that expensive? I need to call him about this.

    (Dad, what-)

    “Did you give me too much money?! Or did the bills stick together? One bill should have been enough, right?”

    (Oh. You moron, women don’t like weak men. They like strong ones, huh.)

    “Huh? And how is that related, Dad?”

    (You naive one. You’ve never really drunk, so to turn a young chick like you into a wise old bird like me, do you know what you need to do, my dear

    Duenhaw?)

    “Uh…I don’t know.”

    (You’ll have to drink until your head is spinning, hahaha.)

    “…”

    (When you’re so drunk you don’t know what to be drunk about, your body starts to get used to alcohol. Then, your body will develop an alcohol resistance called ‘Drunkard.’ So, drink a lot, throw away the glass, and use a bucket instead; that’s even better.) What kind of theory is this? I’ve never heard of it!

    “Dad! At this rate, my liver will get cirrhosis.”

    (Wow, so afraid. Right now, I’m drinking with the security guard at the office.

    Uncle Som, fill it up for me, please/Sure, Marshal.)

    “Enough, Dad. But this money is really too much.” I looked at the stack of thousand-baht notes in my hand again, my brows furrowing into a bow. Normally, I don’t spend much. My bank savings are not trivial, showing I’m thrifty, er, I know how to manage money. But when Dad gives me so much like it’s nothing, it kind of irritates me a bit.

    (Crazy, I’m still thinking if I gave you too little.) Too little?! Is Dad that rich? Yeah, he’s rich, but usually, parents would say something like, ‘Save some money, son,’ or ‘Learn to spend wisely,’ like that!

    “It’s not little, Dad! It’s too much! Dad is making me not understand the value of money!”

    (If you don’t know, so be it, I’m rich enough to support you until you’re old.

    Don’t know, don’t care. You have to spend it all. That’s it.)

    Click

    “Dad, hey!” Damn, in the end, I have to use up all the money Dad gave me. How should I spend it?

    “Duenhaw?” Mom called me with a tone that sounded like she was surprised by something.

    “Yes, Mom.”

    “Son, where did you say you were going?”

    “To a pub.”

    “In this outfit?!”

    “Uh…what’s wrong with it? Isn’t it okay?” I thought this was pretty normal…a tshirt that came free with powdered milk, (it was a promotion where you buy two, get a shirt free), black and green striped cat-patterned JJ pants, finished off with elephant-star flip-flops.

    What’s wrong with it? Where’s it not good?

    “Ugliest outfit ever!!! Follow me!” And then Mom dragged me back to the bedroom. Ugh, why scold Phii Duen like this…

    My mom used to be a model, quite famous before she met Dad. She was swamped with fashion shows and photo shoots, barely had time to breathe. I don’t know what Dad did to win her over, but back to the present. Where was I? Oh, so because of that, my mom is very particular about how her kids and husband dress. My little sister Dao has hundreds of outfits in her wardrobe, changing with the seasons like a little model for my mom.

    But I usually don’t go out, so I just wear what I have on now at home. I don’t know how to dress for going out.

    “Duenhaw, you should pay more attention to fashion, I’ve bought you clothes to keep in your wardrobe, why don’t you ever pick them to wear!” That’s true, my mom has bought clothes for me every Duen, depending on what’s in style at the time.

    “But I don’t like it, it doesn’t feel like me.”

    “My son is so handsome, with a good physique. If you dressed up a bit more, I’d have no trouble finding a daughter-in-law.”

    “But-”

    “Wear this shirt, these pants, and these shoes, oh, and this watch too, go on, go get changed in your room.”

    Mom doesn’t listen to Duen at all.

    “Mom, I think this looks weird…” I twirled in front of the mirror for the three hundred ninth time, it doesn’t look like me, it’s…weird.

    “Come on, oh my! My son looks so handsome!”

    “Handsome? I think it’s…”

    “It’s already twenty past ten, Duenhaw, go, you can go now.” My mom looked at her watch before pushing me out of the house. I caught a glimpse of Daonuea waving goodbye…seeing her reminds me of what happened this evening…hic…that damn kid!

    Thinking about it makes me want to cry. Should I tell Dad about this, have that kid taken care of? I’m sure Dad would use a fighter jet to take him out. When Star was younger, there was a bald kid who bullied her until she got hurt. Dad flew from the main base just to discipline that kid…my mom scolded him big time.

    “How dare he kiss my sister! Hmph.” I, Bohn, said while sitting on my beloved vehicle, Supachai. Tonight, Dad’s taking his son out for some nightlife…what? You don’t want to go? Oh, I don’t want to go either, but Dad ordered it. We must obey, son, sigh.

    I rode my motorbike through the streets. Bangkok in the morning seems chaotic, but at night, it’s incredibly beautiful. Ah…that’s the legendary drink, I want to drink it. Unable to resist the craving, I decided to park my bike on the sidewalk next to a street vendor’s cart.

    “Phii, give me one dozen.”

    “Okay, one dozen.” She repeated the order before handing me a bag with thirteen bottles in it. Wow, they even gave me an extra one. It must be because of Phii Duen’s good looks…Damn, I have to hurry, by now Ram and the others must be ready to chew me out.

    ‘Wife’s house’

    Fuck, I’ve only ever driven by here, but this time I’m walking in myself. It feels strange…Will they let me bring outside drinks into the pub? They probably will since I saw someone before me carrying some bottles inside. I parked my bike at the pub’s parking lot without realizing that all my actions were under the scrutiny of many eyes.

    I walked up to the entrance. The bouncer gave me a quick once-over before waving me through. Why was that so easy? I thought they’d check my ID or something. Or do I look old? Come to think of it…he was looking at me oddly, wasn’t he? Whatever, better deal with the drinks in my hand.

    Fizz

    “Ah, refreshing.” What did Phu say again? Oh, he said the table was near the counter, counter, counter…There it is, I found it. That’s Ting’s laughter. I remember it.

    Bang

    “Oops, sorry.”

    “Uh, it’s okay, I wasn’t looking where I was going.” I apologized to the beautiful girl in front of me, probably because I was lost in thought and didn’t watch my step.

    “No, it’s my fault, sorry.”

    “Oh, sorry. I have a friend waiting, excuse me.” I gave a dry smile and stepped back to put some distance between us, feeling that she was getting too close. But instead of backing off, she moved even closer until her chest touched mine.

    Huh, oh…is this what they call flirting?

    Okay, okay. I might be a bit naive, but not so naive that I don’t know what she’s doing. I’ve seen this in the dramas my mom likes to watch. Mom says if a woman acts like this, you can conclude she’s the villain, don’t bring her home because she won’t be accepted as a daughter-in-law.

    “Let’s chat first, handsome.” The beautiful girl said in a seductive tone, deliberately wrapping her slender arms around my neck. Jesus, she’s really flirting with me. What should I do…Dad said if possible, take the woman to a hotel, but Mom said if a woman does this, step away and don’t get involved. For heaven’s sake, who should I listen to? While I was thinking hard, a sudden memory of Dad’s words came to mind: ‘My wife is always right.’

    Hmm…

    Method

    Dad’s Wife = Mother

    Dad’s Wife = Whatever the dad’s wife says is always right = Whatever mom says is always right.

    Hmm…

    “Sorry…you understand, right?” I gently removed her hand and walked straight to the table, leaving my conversation partner stunned, seemingly speechless. Will she understand what I meant?

    “That was cold, Duen, and she was pretty too.” As soon as I reached the table, Phu teased me right away. Others might have wanted to tease as well, but their mouths were busy drinking.

    “But it looks like you’re not playing along. That girl looked shocked. What did you say?” Ting asked, sitting cross-legged, looking sexy in her tight black dress and high heels, which I guess cost as much as her beloved, precious camera lens.

    “What from earlier?”

    “Yeah. Did you insult her? She looked annoyed.”

    “I didn’t say anything.” I shrugged, reaching for another bottle of the legendary drink.

    “Then what did you say?”

    “I just told her, ‘My mom doesn’t allow me to get involved with women like you,’ that’s all.”

    “…”

    “Duen…you have black pattern, don’t you?”

    “Hmm? What’s the pattern on my shirt? No, no, today I’m wearing a plain leather jacket.” I tilted my head, puzzled. Pattern? LINE? Right? What…

    “Sometimes you’re too naive.”

    “Yeah.”

    “I agree…” What’s with you guys, I’m not talking anymore, I’ll just eat what I have in my hand.

    Slump

    Sizzle

    “Ah, refreshing.” I said with a smile, placing the bag on the table, with my friends’ eyes fixed on it with interest. It’s dark here, they probably can’t see what it is.

    “What is this?”

    “This?” I let go of the straw in my mouth, pointing at the legendary drink bag I just bought. Everyone, including Ram, nodded in unison.

    “It’s medicine…or something.” I answered before going back to sipping the liquid from the bottle. Hmmm, it’s delicious.

    “Huh!!!!”

    “Damn! Why are you guys so loud?”

    “Say that again, I must have misheard, the pub is too noisy, haha…” Your voice sounds so forced, Tang.

    “Yeah, me too.” Phu added, while picking ear wax with his pinky and blowing it at Ting. Are you challenging the dark powers of Pornnapa, Phu?

    3

    2

    1

    Thud!

    “Ouch, Ting, that hurt, man.”

    “You deserve it! Who told you to blow your filthy, disgusting ear wax at my beautiful face! Ew, so gross!” I really want you to hear how Tang says ‘filthy’ and ‘disgusting’, it’s so clear, clearer than Woody’s speech.

    “Whatever. It’s just this, brush it off.”

    “But the bacteria from your earwax, it! still! sticks!”

    “…”

    “…Enough, I want to talk to Duen.” Ram intervened between the two friends.

    “Yeah, yeah.”

    “What is it, slowly and clearly?”

    Why do they look like that? It’s not just curiosity, there’s something more, but I don’t know what it is either. Whatever. If they want to know, I’ll tell them.

    “Yakult.”

    “…” Why are they silent? Did I do something wrong, or is there someone behind me? But when I turn around, there’s no one there, so what are they looking at, why do they look so stunned?

    “Duen! Did you walk into the pub with a bottle of Yakult?!!!”

    “Yeah, so what?” What’s the big deal? The person before me walked in with a bottle of something, and mine is just a small one, why can’t I bring it in?

    “Didn’t the bouncer stop you?” Ram said, rubbing his temples. What are you stressed about, Ram? Just because I walked in with Yakult?

    “No, he just looked.”

    “Sigh!”

    What’s wrong with bringing Yakult into a pub?

      

    MY ENGINEER CHAPTERS HOME

  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 8: You’re my baby

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 8: You’re my baby

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 8: You’re my baby

       [Bohn]

       “Clean as hell.” I scanned the condo room, which was spotless as if it were brand new. I hadn’t been back in so long I almost forgot which room was mine.

    Before coming here, that pale fool scared me, what a crazy person, following me on a bike just to ask what kind of flower I wanted.

    “You naive bastard, you’re crazy.”

    Oh, I just remembered that my phone is full of pictures. Normally, I don’t like taking photos, the memory’s full because Boss played with my phone before, taking selfies that were the shame of my device. When I got my phone back, I was so shocked I almost kicked the culprit. He even set a picture of him picking his nose as the wallpaper…

    “After thinking about it, I won’t delete it…I’ll put it on the computer to mock you, Boss, huh.” With that, I opened my computer and saved all the photos of the naughty wife into a new folder named ‘Boss the Bastard’. You’re in for it, Thanarit. When I browsed through the photos carefully, I was amazed. Damn, Boss managed to take 1,805 selfies within an hour, that’s brutal. With this many photos, he didn’t want me to use my storage for anything else? No wonder my computer was slowing down, when I tried to take a photo at work, it said, ‘Memory full.’

    “You’ll see me on your face, Boss.” I, Bohn, muttered with anger, but then my eyes caught sight of someone’s photo…Duen’s picture, the one where he was sleeping by the pond.

    I looked at the student in the photo with scrutiny…he does have a certain charm, though he probably doesn’t realize it himself, he’s so clueless. I don’t know what others see in him as a charm, but for me, it’s that very cluelessness that’s appealing…I moved his photo to a new folder named ‘Little Rascal’.

    Ding

    Speaking of the little rascal, here he comes…

    DuenTheClumsyAndForgetfulLittleRascal: You saved my name without any shame, you bastard, Bohn.

       And what’s this…’scream scream, Nong Duen likes this’?

    “Did you see it? Huh.” If he saw how I saved his name, he’d definitely curse at me.

    After that, we kept talking until I forgot I was going to post photos to tease Boss. I sent him a photo of my six-pack, and he cursed back, but do you believe how long it took him to reply? He must have been zooming in on the photo to check out my beautiful muscles, (self-absorbed much). The conversation got a bit more risqué at some point, he said his body was better than mine, so I challenged him to send a photo. Not that I wanted to see it, just wanted to have it in my new ‘Little Rascal’ folder.

    DuenTheClumsyAndForgetfulLittleRascal: How’s this for handsome, sends photo

       The photo he sent was of him lying on a carpet, all buttons of his pajamas undone, revealing white skin and a hint of abdominal muscles. The sunlight from the window made his abs look…

    I was silent for a while until he messaged me again. Not because I was falling in love like in those sweet novels. I was just smiling, thinking about when to use this photo to tease Duen. Should I post it on his face? Oh wait, he doesn’t have a Facebook yet, I’ll find it later, you’re done for, you idiot, I’ll play with both you and

    Boss, just watch. We chatted for another couple of sentences before Duen went back to studying. So, I returned to my own business, which was posting photos to tease Boss, heh heh.

    Rrrrr

    Who’s calling? Why does this naughty wife seem so lucky, bastard? Every time I try to post something to tease him, something comes up. I was about to curse at whoever was calling, good thing I checked the name first…’Mom.’

    “Hello, Mom.”

    (Bohn, are you staying at the condo tonight, son?)

       “Yes, Dad told me to stay here sometimes, or he’ll give it to Bihn.”

    (Haha, that’s just your Dad’s way of threatening you.)

       “By the way, is there something mom?”

    (Not really, just that I was surprised you haven’t come home in a while.)

       “Sorry, I forgot to call, I’ve been pretty busy lately.”

    (That’s okay. Oh, Ben will be moving in with us indefinitely, son.)

       “Huh, that mischievous Ben, Aunt Pen’s son?” Aunt Pen is my mom’s younger sister; she moved to England ten years ago because she married a blue-eyed foreigner, and Ben, who we are talking about, is her son. He’s quite a handful. I’ve been chasing him around since we were little.

    (Yeah, he’s already in grade one. He’s moved to school XXX. He’s grown up and is as handsome as his father.)

       “Really? With that troublemaker here, I guess my condo will turn back into a playground.” I might look rough, but I love kids…just the ones related to me, the rest are just like little gold statues.

    (Haha, help me take care of him properly. I want to try out some new recipes for Ben to taste.) Another reason I’m close with that rascal is because I feel sorry for him. I don’t want him to face harsh things from a young age. Whenever Mom wants Ben to try something, I act like a hero and take him away to play, saving him, haha.

    “When will he come?”

    (He’s already here. This morning, I took him to school.)

       “Huh? Why didn’t I see him?”

    (He came later in the morning. By that time, you had already left for uni, so you didn’t meet him.)

       “Oh, and will you pick him up, or should I?”

    (It’s okay, I haven’t picked up kids or grandchildren like this in a long time. I miss the old days when you kids were young. Sigh…you shouldn’t have grown up, my little Bohn and Bihn.)

       “Oh, Mom, that makes me sad.”

    (That’s your problem. I’m going to pick up the little one, see you later.) According to tradition, Mom should apologize to make it right.

    “Please tell the rascal that I’ll buy him some toys.”

    (Yeah, yeah, robots, right?)

       “Yes, yes.”

    Busy

    Rrrrr

    “I’m so in demand.” I, Bohn, muttered as soon as I hung up with my mom, and then someone else called. Seeing the name on the screen, I could only sigh; I didn’t want this kind of ‘hot’ attention…

    “Hello, lady.” She’s one of my sleeping partners. You could say she’s the most beautiful among all the girls I’ve dated.

    (Bohn, let’s meet at Phii Diao’s pub tonight, okay?) It sounds like we had planned this. I’m pretty sure we never talked about this.

    “Tonight?”

    (Yes, it’s my birthday.) Is it? If I forgot, it wouldn’t be surprising…I never remember unimportant things.

    “Hmm…okay. Do you want something special? I’ll buy it for you.”

    (Bohn, you haven’t bought anything yet…) Come on. I didn’t know it was your birthday, is that my fault?

    “…”

    (You haven’t bought anything yet?!)

    “Yeah, I haven’t bought anything.” I answered in a normal voice, standing with my hands on my hips, looking out the window with boredom. This is why I don’t like such behavior, people who are self-centered, who like to complain, are boring.

    (Why haven’t you bought anything yet?) Why do I have to deal with this?

    “I forgot.”

    (Forgot? Forgot my birthday?!)

    “Yeah.”

    (How could you do this? We’re a cou-)

    “I think we’ve talked about what we are to each other.” I cut in before she could finish. I knew what she was going to say. If it were true, I wouldn’t mind, but it isn’t…

    (…).

    “We’ll meet at 9 PM. I’ll find a gift to buy. That’s it.”

    (But-)

    Click

    “Sigh…I’ll bring Tang and the gang along.” I don’t want to sit in the middle of her friends’ circle. They always ask this and that…it’s annoying. Having Boss and the others there will help distract attention, and I’ll be more relaxed.

    Bon Ss: Hey, are you guys free today?

       Thangty: Always free, sir.

       Megha: What’s up?

       Bon Ss: Let’s have some drinks.

       Phii Boss, Same Person Just Upgraded to Being Annoying: Sure, my liver hasn’t been feeling too lively lately.

       Megha: Are you trying to get liver cirrhosis again?

       Bon Ss: You in?

       Thangty: Let’s go, I’m free.

       Megha: +1

       Thanthep King: Tee and Bom can’t go, we have to do the faculty’s fire walk show. Damn it, I want to go!

       Oh, what a surprise, I thought everyone could make it. Now it won’t be a full gathering, what a pity. I like it when Bom gets drunk; he’s so fond of Bohn, it’s hilarious.

    Thangty: Being on the fire show committee is tough, whenever there’s an event at uni, we have to participate and it’s free on top of that, oh well.

       Tee Phattarawin: Yeah, if it weren’t for getting points…

       Bon Ss: Tell them to switch to Civil Engineering.

       Bom Boom: Engineering is the same everywhere, just as shitty. And don’t think I don’t know what you do in your department’s workshop.

       Thangty: What, plastering walls by myself, haha.

       Thanthep King: I’d rather connect circuits than plaster walls/prays.

       Phii Boss, Same Person Just Upgraded to Being Annoying: Regarding the meeting, let Boss check the schedule first, it’s been pretty packed lately.

       Bon Ss: It’s your problem, Boss. Today’s her birthday. As you know, each of her friends is a jaw-dropper.

       Phii Boss Same Person Just Upgraded to Being Annoying: Deal, I’ll go.

       Megha: But you said your schedule was packed gold.

       Phii Boss, Same Person Just Upgraded to Being Annoying: Seeing as it’s Bohn’s friend, Boss will make an exception.

       Bom Boom: You sly bastard. Just admit you want to hit on some girls.

       Phii Boss, Same Person Just Upgraded to Being Annoying: That’s just a side benefit, I don’t really need it, seriously.

       Bon Ss: Huh?

       Tee Phattarawin: Huh!

       Megha: Huh…

       Bom Boom: Huuuuuh

       Thanthep King: Huuuuuuh

       Phii BossSameOldWithAnExtraEarringUpgrade: Yeah, you bastards, you already know but still ask to make it complicated.

       Thangty: And what time are we going?

       Bon Ss: 9 PM.

       That was the end of our conversation. Boss said 9 PM was good since it would give him time to get ready. Wow…and here I thought it was just a side benefit.

     

       [Duenhaw]

       “Hello, Teacher Pang.” I bowed to my sister’s beautiful homeroom teacher.

    “Hello, Duen, here to pick up Daonuea, right?”

    “Yes, where’s Daonuea?”

    “She’s at the playground with her friends.”

    “Then I’ll go find Daonuea first.”

    “Okay.”

    “Daonuea.” I called out to my sister when I saw her playing with a group of her female friends, Wah, Khem, and then Jub and Jaeng, the last two being twins. My sister sure knows how to pick friends; they’re all good-looking. If they grow up a bit more, they could form a girl group, but then I thought…maybe not, I don’t want more people to like Daonuea. Daonuea having just me is enough; the rest can just disappear!

    “Duenhaw!” Daonuea jumped off the swing she was sitting on and ran to me immediately. I picked her up and spun her around until she laughed cheerfully…this is the joy of life. Right now, I feel like there’s a pink, sparkly atmosphere between me and my sister, like a sweet cartoon full of floating hearts.

    Having a little sister is so great, yay.

    “Hello, Phii Duen.” The girls behind her bowed to me. Wow, kids these days are so cute.

    “Hello, how are you kids getting home?”

    “Mom’s here to pick us up, she’s arrived, so…we’ll go first, bye, Khem, Wa, Jub,

    Jaeng.”

    “Dad’s picking me up, Cheek. We’re at the school gate…oh, we’re leaving now, Dad!”

    “And what about Wa?” I asked, squatting down, when I noticed Wa didn’t answer but was just holding her skirt tightly.

    “Dad…but Dad said he’d be a little late because of work…” She answered in a whisper, her eyes red and pitiful. Of course, with the code of conduct for a handsome and kind future doctor like Phii Duen, I would volunteer to stay with this little girl.

    “It’s okay, Phii Duen will stay with you.”

    “Really?”

    “Really, right, Daonuea?”

    “Yes, I will stay with you so you won’t be lonely.” Daonuea went over to hug her best friend’s shoulder, and the other girl smiled, showing her teeth, nodding happily. Whose little sister is this with such a good nature? Must be well-raised by her brother, hehe.

    “So cute.”

    Whose voice was that? When I turned to look in the direction of the voice, I saw a woman who seemed to be about fifty. She looked kind, with a smile on her face, dressed in a manner that suggested good taste, holding a boy’s hand with her left.

    Who might this be?

    The boy seemed shy because he was hiding behind his mother’s legs (I think that’s what was happening), only his eyes peeking out. Could he be mixed-race?

    With his fair skin, large brown eyes, and golden-brown hair.

    “Um, yes?”

    “You’re such a sweet brother.”

    “Oh, haha, thank you.” I rubbed the back of my neck, embarrassed. She complimented me on being a sweet brother, something I’ve never been called before, only ‘siscon’ or something like that…

    “Is this your little sister?” The aunt leaned down to ask Star, and I could see the boy behind her jump a little…probably startled at losing his shield.

    “Yes, I am Daonuea and Duenhaw is my big brother.”

    “Oh my, such cute names, and they rhyme with each other.”

    “That auntie thinks our names are cute too.” Daonuea turned to tug at my student shirt, laughing cheerfully, making me want to take a picture to capture this moment, so cute…

    “Thank you, haha.”

    “And what’s your name, little one?”

    “…Praewa.”

    “Another cute name.” The auntie put her hands on her cheeks, showing how much she adores the kids. She seems to love children just like me, (Lolicon…:

    Mother Princess).

    “Thank you…”

    “And what’s the name of the handsome boy behind you, Auntie?” I decided to ask back, looking at the kid I was referring to. He turned to meet my gaze before shyly hiding behind the auntie.

    “Haha. He just moved here from England today. Normally, he’s quite mischievous, but he seems shy with new friends.”

    “Hmm, what’s your name, young man? If you tell Phii Duen, the handsome one,

    Phii Duen, the handsome one, will give you this.”

    “Uh.”

    I pulled out a small robot from my pocket as bait; it came with the snacks from this morning. It seems my plan to lure the kid with a robot is working, as he followed my hand with gleaming eyes. Boys are like this, indeed.

    “Do you want it?”

    The little boy nodded rapidly.

    “Then…tell me, do you have friends to play with yet?” The one asked paused for a moment and then slowly shook his head, which was quite pitiful. I’ve been in the same situation, transferring schools mid-term. I had no friends at all during that time, which was like a dark age for me. So, I understand how he feels, especially since he looks foreign, which must make him stand out. Everyone has probably thought, ‘Hey! A foreigner!’ and ran away because they can’t speak English, making him feel even more isolated than I did.

    “I’ll give you the robot if you become friends with these two…Introduce yourself to your new friends.” I turned to speak to Wa and Daonuea.

    “I…my name is Wa, you can call me Praewa, or just Wa…” After saying that, Wa ran back to her spot behind Daonuea, she’s shy. She’s not very expressive, but having a friend like Daonuea will boost her confidence since my sister is very selfassured and loves her friends a lot, (seems like Dad’s genes are strong).

    “And you, what’s your name?” I asked the young boy in front of me.

    “Ben…my name’s Ben.”

    “My name is Daonuea…What did Teacher Steve teach yesterday? Oh! My, name’s, Dawnuea.” Whose sister is this, beautiful and smart like her brother, yay.

       “Not quite…”

    Daonuea’s face fell the moment Ben said that, she was about to run to me but was stopped by the young boy holding her arm.

    “Your name’s Honey, and you’re my baby.”

    Kiss-kiss

    “Oh my, Ben!”

    “Hey!”

    “Oh!”

    You little foreign devil! I was kind enough to introduce you to new friends since you didn’t have any, but look what you’ve done! You betrayed me by doing this!

       You won’t die well, you little Ben!

      

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 7: Dad

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 7: Dad

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 7: Dad

       [Duenhaw]

       Huh…why has he gone silent? If he hadn’t read it, it wouldn’t say ‘Read’ in big letters, or maybe…

    Duennhaw: Did you choke on my handsomeness and die, Bohn? It’s okay, Phii Duen understands that Phii Duen is very handsome.

       Duennhaw: Hey? You bastard, did you really choke on my handsomeness?

       Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

       Huh, you got me, you idiot.

       Duennhaw: Huh?

       Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

       Are you studying or not?

       Man, answering a question with a question, what’s that about? But whatever, he might be embarrassed because Phii Duen’s body is better than his. Phii Duen is kind enough not to tease or rub it in, as we are indeed a limited edition, (as DadDirek said in the previous chapter).

    Duennhaw: Yeah, I’m studying, why?

       Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

       Go back to studying, feel sorry for the patients you’ll treat in the future. It’s not good to spend study time talking to guys like this, Nong Duen.

       Duennhaw: …But that guy is you, Bohn.

       Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

       Exactly, because it’s me, it’s not good.

       What does that mean…Are you saying you’re so handsome that I can’t concentrate on my studies? Wow, what a self-absorbed person, there are plenty of guys more handsome than you, and you dare to boast with just an ordinary face.

    Duennhaw: What’s this, I never understand when I talk to you, you bastard, damn! I’d better go back to studying.

       Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

       Took you long enough to realize, you were just flirting with me.

       Duennhaw: sends picture of middle finger

       Bohn is such a pain. If I had a friend with his personality, I’d be stressed to death. How do Phii Boss and the others stand being friends with him? Wait, did he buy their friendship? He’s pretty rich, isn’t he?

    Hmm, I feel like I forgot something…but whatever, Daonuea said if you forget something, it means it’s not important. Don’t worry, it’s okay. My little sister is really cute; she’s more than ten years younger than me. She’s seven years old, currently in first grade at a famous primary school in the area. Everyone in the family loves her so much because she’s adorable. Plus, since she’s so much younger than me, Mom and Dad are thrilled to have little Daonuea.

    I’ll admit like a man that I’m smitten with my little sister. In my eyes, no matter what Daonuea does, it’s all adorable. I love it when she calls me Duenhaw and refers to herself as Daonuea; it’s fluffy, it’s cute, it’s…ahem, that’s it, but I would love it even more when she calls me ‘Phii’.

    Oh, another LINE message. But this time it’s from Dad.

    Dad-Direk, TheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: Son.

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Yes, khrap?

       Dad-Direk, TheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: Don’t forget what we talked about.

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Oh, Dad, I won’t forget about picking up my beloved little sister.

       Dad-Direk, TheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: What are you talking about?

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Oh, you didn’t mean about picking up Daonuea from school?

       Dad-Direk, TheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: Huh. No, I meant about taking your friends to the pub tonight. I’ve left some money behind the fridge. Use it all, don’t leave any.

       Shit…whose dad is this, with such a dog-like heart, yet so kind!

    TheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: LINE your friends too, make sure you all go. Tell them to look after you well.

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Does Dad-Direk care about Duenhaw?

       Dad-Direk, TheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: If not you, who else would I worry about?

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: I’m touched, you care about me too.

       Dad-Direk, TheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: Touched your dad huh?

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: But you are my dad!

       TheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: Yeah, whatever, if possible…and I mean if it’s possible, take a girl to a hotel room too.

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Who would be interested in me, Dad?

       TheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: There must be someone, it’s just whether you realize it or not.

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: What do you mean? Why wouldn’t I notice? Is she a spy? Or some kind of secret agent like in the movies? Oh, will I have a wife who’s like James Bond?

       TheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: Looks like…you won’t be able to give me an heir, Duen. I’ve gone to work, I have a meeting today.

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: What’s that? Am I sterile?!

       It’s rare for me to talk to Dad this much. Normally, he’s very busy and doesn’t have much time for the family. You might wonder what he does for a living; from his appearance, one might think he’s a company president or something like that. No, guess again. Businessman? Huh. Not even close. Tycoon? Well, he kind of looks like one, ha ha ha.

    Let’s reveal it.

    He’s in the Air Force.

       And not just any rank, mind you. He’s an Air Chief Marshal, Direk of the Royal Thai Air Force. Wow, whose dad is this cool! (Note: This rank has been discontinued in Thailand for a long time. The author wrote it because…it’s cool.)

       When I was a kid, before Daonuea was born, Dad was my idol. Although he didn’t have much time with the family, every time he had a break (which was rare), he chose to take the family on trips. I once asked him why he didn’t rest, do you know what he answered? “A father who has no time for his children and a husband who has no time for his wife isn’t cool.” That touched me.

    “Duen, class is over, why are you sitting there smiling?” Man, why do you always interrupt me? Can’t I reminisce about my youth with Dad?

       “Nothing.”

    “Where are you going next? Are you heading home?” Oh, I haven’t even invited them yet.

       “Are you guys free today?”

    “Free, why?” Tingting replied while slinging her bag over her shoulder. It’s loaded with nothing but a camera, notebook, and a few books, but it’s super heavy, the heaviest. I once wanted to be a good person and help carry it, but as soon as I put it on, I nearly fell over…

    “I’m free, what’s up?”

    “Let’s go to a pub tonight.”

    “…”

    “?” Why are they quiet? Their faces are hilarious right now, mouths agape and eyes almost falling out.

    “Who are you!?” Huh? Are you asking me, Ting?

       “I’m Duenhaw.”

    “No way. You might look the same on the outside, but you’re not on the inside!”

    Tang and Ting stepped back from me in unison, shaking their heads as if to say, ‘Not true.’

    “Nong Duen, my friend, won’t take us to places like that! Tell me where you’ve hidden it!” Come on, I’m Duen, the good doctor, the pride of the university.

    “Hey, what’s wrong? I just invited you guys to hang out.” I asked, stepping closer, but they raised their hands as if to say, ‘Stay right there.’

    “What do you mean ‘just’? You’ve only been to a pub twice in your life.” That’s right. The first time was for the freshman welcoming party, the second was when Ting won the photography award from a charity magazine.

    “I must be dreaming…someone needs to slap me.”

    “…”

    Slap!

    Before I could finish speaking, the slender hand of the faculty star slapped someone’s cheek hard. Shit, I felt the pain for him…oh, when Ting lowered her hand, there was a clear red handprint on Tang’s face. I told you, Ting isn’t as cute as people say; everyone’s deceived by her innocent facade.

    “Ouch. Why did you slap me?!”

    “You told me to slap you.”

    “You followed my order so well, you could have done it gently, you know.”

    “So, are we going or not?” To make sure they didn’t forget, I asked again.

       “Let’s go. But are you sick, Duen?”

    “I’m not feverish, or maybe it’s some internal complication.” They still haven’t stopped. If this is your diagnosis, it’s way off…I’ll burn whatever textbook you got that from. They didn’t just say it normally; they came over and touched my face like I was some rare artifact.

    “I think we need to take you to the hospital immediately. If we leave it, it might be malignant.”

    “Calm down, I’m okay, I’m perfectly normal.”

    “And why do you want to invite us out?”

    “Dad left money and told me to go out, said if possible, to take a girl to a hotel too.”

    “Duen, I’ve been thinking for a while now.”

    “Huh?”

    “Your dad is really weird.”

    “Yeah, what kind of father tells his son to do this?” I’ll tell you…it’s my dad, that’s who.

       “And the best part is, your dad is an air force officer too.”

    “Yeah, ha ha ha.”

    “My dad is the coolest, I’ll call Phu real quick.” With that, I dialed Phu’s number immediately. I don’t usually call people; I prefer using LINE or texting. I have accounts on platforms like Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, but I don’t really use them. My current profile picture is probably still from when I was in high school.

    (Hello-oooooo)

       “Have I ever told you that your voice sounds like a bald transvestite?”

    (Your head is the one that’s bald, what do you need from Phii Phu, Nong Duen?) Ew. Don’t use that sweet, soft voice with me, Pinchan! It gives me goosebumps.

       “I wanted to—”

    (Phii Phu, huh? Phii Phu misses Nong Duen too, heh heh.) This is exactly his character; Phu always flirts with me like we’re lovers. Wait, to be more accurate, everyone in the group likes to do that with me. What I often hear from them is,

    “Nong Duen, I love you so much.” “Phii Duen, do you want to sleep over at Tang’s tonight?” And Ram is a bit more subdued with, “Love….” then he likes to cuddle up like a puppy.

    That’s why I’m so used to Bohn…

    “Heh, I’m hanging up now.”

    (Hey hey, wait, don’t play around and threaten to hang up. So, what’s up?) “Let’s go clubbing.”

    (Who a-). I knew exactly what he was going to say, “Who are you?” Of course…

    “This morning, my dad said I’m too good of a guy, that women like bad boys. And to be the kind of bad boy women like, you’ve got to start with drinking, flirting, smoking, and doing drugs. Any questions?”

    (Damn, your dad is damn cool, I nominate him for father of the year, but…I think doing drugs isn’t the way for a real man. Did you add that yourself?)

       “Yeah, I remembered it wrong a bit. So, are you coming? Ask Ram too.”

    (Let’s go, Ram. Duen invites us to drink and flirt. Are you coming?/huh? Who’s that…)

       (Dr. Duen, are you coming?/are you sick?)

       (Ha ha, no, his dad told him to act bad.) Oh my. Listen to this…

    (What’s the decision?/Yeah, I’m in.)

       “Okay, I’ll LINE them to tell them where to go.”

    (Yeah, yeah)

       Rrr

    “Where should we go?” I turned back to ask the two who were staring at me with wide eyes.

    “How about ‘Mae’s House’? It’s close.” ‘Mae’s House’ isn’t someone’s home, but a well-known pub among university students. I know it too, I’ve passed by it on my way home but never gone in.

    “Uh…let’s go with that then.” Honestly, I didn’t really want to go to this place; every time I pass by, there are always hospital ambulances there.

    “You know the place, right, Duen?”

    “Yeah, the place that is behind the uni where fights happen often, right?”

    “Yeah, haha.”

    “Then I’ll go pick up my little sister.” Little sister Daonuea will wait for Phii Duen for too long; I’m already missing her after not seeing her for several hours.

    “Daonuea? I want to go too, I miss her.”

    “Dream on.”

    “Why be so possessive? You’re such a siscon!”

    Look but don’t touch, touch but don’t look. Look and touch, a fine of one million two hundred thousand each time, Nong PhiiDuen, Phii Duen is possessive!!

      

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 6: Pictures

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 6: Pictures

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 6: Pictures

       [Duenhaw]

       Now I’m in the medical building, walking to my next class. I just rode over to ask that scoundrel at the traffic light what kind of flowers he wanted. Just asking, because the guy can’t decide; this one is beautiful, that one is good, another one is excellent, and he wants that one too, even if it’s not for me.

    Oh, forgot to tell my good friends that I met a senior I know. Better go tell them on LINE…

    Tingting, 23 missed calls

       Tang, 15 missed calls

       Phu, 14 missed calls

       Ram, 19 missed calls

       Before I could even open any app, I was startled by the flood of messages and missed calls from my close friends displayed on the screen. Phii Duen is dead for sure. When I regained my composure, I opened the group chat, oh my, 140 new messages. They must be cursing me out, I better go apologize.

    Tingting, BeautifulFigureAndAlsoGorgeous: Have you met the senior you know, Duen?

       Phii Tang, Good Person Has Money But His Heart is Still Empty Angry Angry: Duen, answer, damn it!

       Ram: It’s been a while.

       Tingting, BeautifulFigureAndAlsoGorgeous: Is something wrong? I’ll call him first.

       Phii Phu Mischievous Dog-Mouthed But Ferocious: Yeah, call him.

       Tingting, BeautifulFigureAndAlsoGorgeous: He’s not picking up.

       Phii Tang, Good Person Has Money But His Heart is Still Empty Angry Angry: He didn’t pick up mine either.

       Ram: Class is over now. Me and Phu will go look for Duen at Gear Plaza.

       Reading this, I immediately started sweating. This is bad. If Ram comes looking for me like this, I’m going to get a thorough scolding. Goodbye, Phii Duen’s teenage life.

    Phii TangGoodPersonHasMoneyButHisHeartisStillEmptyAngryAngry:

       Yeah, yeah, let us know when you find him.

       Phii PhuFizzyFoulMouthedButFierce: We haven’t found him yet. Don’t know where he went. He didn’t get dragged away by girls, did he? The girls in our faculty are wilder than thirteen wild boars, Duen.

       Ram: Should we report to the police?

       DuenhawCoolAndHandsomeButTrulyInLove: Calm down, everyone. Phii Duen just forgot to turn on his phone, sorry, Y_Y

       That’s it…they flooded the group chat until it was practically on fire, but I expected it would be like this. As I said, they’re worried sick about me.

    Phii PhuFizzyFoulMouthedButFierce: Damn. Do you know how much you scared us?

       TangGoodPersonHasMoneyButHisHeartisStillEmptyAngryAngry: I was about to file a missing person report! Where have you been?

       TingtingBeautifulFigureAndAlsoGorgeous: When I see you, you’re dead, Duenhaw.

       Ram: It’s good you’re safe. Next time, tell us before you go anywhere, Duen.

       People are worried about you.

       DuenhawCoolAndHandsomeButTrulyInLove: Sorry. I’m about to get to the room. See you there/bow down.

       I was planning to make a pun like, ‘I didn’t go anywhere, I’m always in your heart,’ but now doesn’t seem like the right time. Not waiting for more text scolding, I opened the door to the room and met with Tang’s murderous glare. Each of them was holding a phone, probably cursing me out. I didn’t stand there to receive their glares for long. I quickly walked straight to them.

    “Uh…”

    Before I could even apologize, my two best friends started scolding me in unison, making everyone in the class jump. No one has ever seen them scold like this. Usually, we speak nicely to each other in our faculty.

    “Why would you turn off your phone!” Their voices harmonized better than a choir. My friends can produce such melodious, beautiful, and harmonious sounds, with their low and high notes blending perfectly. They could be sopranos.

    Huh…

    “Uh…sorry, I forgot.” I went over to hug them, acting cute. Couldn’t help it, forget about being tough. Right now, I need to save my life. Tang isn’t so bad, but Ting, she’s hard to appease when she’s angry, and she’s scary too, especially in a situation like this, her anger multiplies by eight hundred thousand times.

    “How could you forget! We were so worried about you, my heart skipped a beat when Phu said he couldn’t find you.”

    “Don’t do this again, listen to our hearts, you’ll see how fast they’re beating. Don’t you know how important you are to us?”

    “Sorry, sorry…” I murmured softly and tightened my embrace. They nodded in acknowledgment before loosening the hug. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Tingting’s eyes well up with clear tears.

    “Don’t do this again, I mean it, I couldn’t handle losing you.”

    “Yeah, I’ll keep my phone on loud.”

    “Okay, okay, let’s stop the drama, the teacher’s coming in. Go sit down.” Not long after that, the teacher came in, talking in some language I couldn’t understand. Maybe I’m dumb or the lesson is just hard, whatever. Even if I don’t understand, I still have Tang to tutor me. He’s good, really good at pulling me through, and he doesn’t care about the grades either.

    “Duen, who did you go to meet?” The person I was talking about whispered to ask, see, even now he’s not interested in studying.

    “Why do you need to know?” I whispered back.

    “Come on, I’m curious too, why? He’s more than just an acquaintance, right?”

    “Shut up, I’m not talking to you anymore.”

    “Oh shit, talk to me first, I’m burning up with curiosity, gossip is my life.”

    “Look at the board.” Thank you, Tingting, for helping Phii Duen.

    “But…is he handsome?” I just thanked you a moment ago, didn’t I?

    “He’s so-so. Nothing special, kind of rough around the edges, looks like he’s been through several assassination attempts, satisfied?” They looked stunned by my answer before turning to whisper to each other.

    “What, I thought he’d be handsome.”

    “No, I think he’s cute too, Duen must be the pursuer, trust me.”

    “You have no sense in these things, Tang, I think he’ll have a husband soon,

    Tingting bets on it!” Is this what they call gossip on fire? If you’re going to gossip, why not do it further away!

    Ding!

    Shit! I forgot to turn off my phone’s sound!!

    “That medical student over there, please show some respect. I’m teaching right now.”

    “Sorry, professor…” I raised my hand in apology. The first thing I did after she turned back to the board was to mute my phone, then I checked the person who got me scolded by the professor. My dad would skin me and throw me into the sea, watch…but I guess he can’t do that anymore. My dad, that is.

    DirekFatherTheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: This evening, you’re picking up Daonuea, right, my son?

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Yes, sir.

       DirekFatherTheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: Good, look after my daughter well, don’t go too far from her.

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Trust me! She won’t get lost.

       DirekFatherTheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: No, I’m not asking you to look after Daonuea.

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Huh?

       DirekFatherTheCoolestRichestMostStylishInThreeWorlds: I’m having

       Daonuea look after you. If you get lost again, it’ll be a disaster. You’re unique, a limited edition, it was hard to make you. Don’t stray from her, she can watch over you, don’t worry, my daughter is capable.

       DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: …

       And that’s how the father-son conversation ended. Are other dads like this, or is it just mine? Whatever, back to studying. But not even a minute later, my phone vibrated again, showing a notification of a new friend on LINE from a saved number. Who is this?

    ‘Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT’…I almost choked on air! You saved this name, aren’t you embarrassed for me, the phone owner? At least be embarrassed for yourself.

    Duennhaw: You saved the name without any shame, you bastard, and what’s this…’I Love You, Nong Duen likes this’?

    My name on LINE is Duennhaw, but the name in the group, I can’t change that myself. If I used that name, people would think I’m crazy.

    Rrrr

    Surprisingly, he replied quickly. I thought he’d take longer, must be pretty free, huh. No one to talk to, I see.

    Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT: I just put the truth out there.

       I pouted, raised my camera to take a selfie showing my middle finger, then sent it to him. At this moment, no sticker could express my annoyance.

    Duennhaw: Sends a picture of himself showing the middle finger

       Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT: What? Want something from me? Here, but you have to take it off yourself, sends picture

       Shit…I almost choked on my saliva. Do you know what Bohn sent? It was a picture of his belly, the most disgusting one!

    “Ugh! Hey, Nong Duen, what are you looking at?” The sharp voice of the beautiful medical student (Shaya) rang out as her slender hand grabbed my phone. She and Tang zoomed in and out on the picture Bohn sent until my screen almost broke.

    “It’s as you see.”

    “Wow, those abs are gorgeous, and he’s handsome too. Who is he?”

    “Is this the person you went to see?” I shrugged, took my phone back, and made a face like I didn’t know what they were talking about.

    Duennhaw: Have I ever told you that you’re a huge pain in the ass? And why send such an ugly picture? Phii Duen can’t stand it! Sends a picture of himself making a disgusted face

       Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

       You say it’s ugly, but you took a long time to respond, Duen, where were you?

       Zooming in on my picture, huh?

       “Damn you, Bohn, you’ll see…” I, Bohn, muttered, doing everything without paying attention to my surroundings. I didn’t realize that all my actions were under the scrutiny of my two best friends since they grabbed my phone to look at the stranger’s picture.

    Duennhaw: Hah, your body isn’t even a fraction of mine, sends a sticker of a rabbit smirking

       Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

       Where’s the proof? Send it.

       Duennhaw: Your dad, I’m not as shameless as you.

       Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

       You’re just embarrassed because your body can’t compare to mine, huh.

       Duennhaw: Hah! I’ll send it to you! Wait a sec!!

       Damn it, his hand moves faster than my thoughts, what should I do? I don’t even like taking selfies, there are hardly any pictures of me on my phone, where should I get one from?

       “Hey, do you have any pictures of me?” I turned to my helper because Ting loves photography. In her spare time, she goes out with her multi-hundredthousand-baht camera to take pictures at various locations. She often photographs us, and her photos have won so many awards I can’t even count them all, (most of the money she spends on lenses comes from those awards). I’ve heard that Ting is now a photographer at some company too, my friend is so talented.

    “Huh? Yeah, I have some, do you want them?” Damn, she really does have them!

    “Let me have one.”

    “What kind do you want?” He asked while scrolling through the photos on his phone. Normally, he saves all the photos he takes on his computer, but if it’s photos of us, he keeps them on his phone.

    “One that’s extra handsome.”

    “Huh, wait for me, I have one…so hot it’ll make you whistle.”

    “Huh…I don’t get it, but you do have a picture of me, right? Send it to me on LINE.”

    “Okay.”

    Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

       Where did you disappear to, you idiot? Oh…probably went to edit photos.

       Duennhaw: Idiot my ass, and why would I need to edit? My body is so good that Korean models would beg for mercy.

       Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

       Really? But from what I’ve seen with my own eyes and touched, I think it’s just average.

       Duennhaw: Fuck you, you’ll see me soon, wait for me, let me get a photo from my personal photographer.

       Phii

       BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT: You have a personal photographer? That’s not ordinary.

       Duennhaw: Heh, who am I? This is Phii Duen, for someone of my caliber, ordinary doesn’t exist.

       “I’ve sent it, hope you like it, heh heh.” Let’s see…uh, is that me?

    “Why so quiet? I think this photo is super beautiful, I even set it as my wallpaper.”

    “But I think it looks…”

    “What? …Shit, Duen, you’re really something.” This thing is awesome, when he saw Tang couldn’t see clearly, he moved closer to let him take a better look. That’s great, you guys.

    “See, I took this picture when I went to sleep over at Ram’s place last time. He had just woken up, so I secretly took the shot.”

    “Really? He looks so good when he’s not posing. Send it to me, I want it.”

    “Sure, I’ll send it to the group on LINE, I took it a while ago but forgot to show it.” Let them talk among themselves. Now I’m thinking whether to send it to Bohn or not. It’s a good-looking photo, it makes me feel like a model. Ram’s pajamas look so good they don’t even look like pajamas. Plus, the light from the window makes the photo even more appealing.

    “Should I send it…?”

    “Who are you going to show it to?”

    “Yeah, but…do I really look good?” I’m not sure, the picture looks good, but my gut tells me otherwise.

    “Absolutely.” If you guys are going to agree to this unanimously.

    “Am I handsome?”

    “Handsome.” Why does your voice sound so weird, Ting?

    “Is my physique good?”

    “Awesome.” Am I just imagining it, or do you sound high-pitched too, Tang?

    “So, who has a better physique, me or the guy you showed us?”

    “…You, obviously. Nothing can overshadow your hotness, my friend.” With confirmation from my two best friends, I didn’t hesitate; I went into the LINE app and sent the picture directly to Bohn’s personal chat.

    Phii BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT: Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for ages, you’ve made me go through several waters already.

    Duennhaw: Wake up, finishing quickly means you’re not tough .

    Phii BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

    I haven’t even told you what water it was.

    But…want to try it?

    Duennhaw: No, I’m not in the mood.

    Phii BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

    You have a sharp tongue, Duen, don’t come crying to me later.

    Duennhaw: Hah. Never.

    Phii BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

    So where’s your picture?

    Duennhaw: Huh, move your blurry photo aside, Bohn, mine is a million times better.

    Phii BohnHandsomeandRichSohandsomethatNongDuenScreamsthatHeLikesIT:

    Prove it, don’t just talk, let’s see it.

    Duennhaw: How’s this, handsome enough, sends picture

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 5: Can I Call You Senior?

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 5: Can I Call You Senior?

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 5: Can I Call You Senior?

       [Bohn]

       “What’s with you guys?” I turned to look at the three of them; their faces were the epitome of mischief.

    “Nothing. Just noticed you’ve been staring at Nong Duen for a while.” Oh my, your voice is so high it could shatter mercury, reaching eight billion decibels, Boss.

       “I wasn’t staring.” Truth be told, I knew I was staring. I just thought his white skin matched well with my shop, it looked strangely appealing.

       “Oh. Not staring at all…” I really want to slap that smug mouth of yours, Merk. Normally, he’s not this annoying, but when he’s with his ‘wife’ and Tang joins in…this is the colorful dog pack in action.

    “He looks so clean and tidy, my little sister might like him…can I flirt with him for her?”

    “Go for it.”

    “…”

    “…This isn’t how it should be.”

    “And how am I supposed to feel about this?”

    “In principle, when you encounter a situation like this, you have to jump up and say…” Boss made a deep, suave voice like that of an ally character while gently stroking his chin.

    “Who would do that!”

    “Deaf!”

    “Abhiramanee Miprasertsakul, that’s my wife!”

    “Who the hell is Abhiramanee Miprasertsakul?”

    “Surname, damn it!” Why are they saying it in unison?

       “Yeah, that’s right, so why should I act jealous?”

    “Aren’t you his boyfriend?” Oh no, what part of your brain came up with that idea, Tang?

       “Crazy talk.”

    “No?”

    “I thought you were dating.”

    “What made you think that?” If Duen were my type, I wouldn’t question it, but he’s not. He’s tall, handsome, who would want a boyfriend that’s almost as goodlooking as themselves, that’s insane.

       “You brought him to class, even though you never brought anyone before.”

    “I didn’t see the need to bring anyone, and I brought this naive one for a reason.” Your reasoning doesn’t count, Boss.

    “You’re flirting with Duen.”

    “Just joking.” I do this quite often, just not with guys.

    “You seem interested in him.”

    “…”

    “Well done, Merk. You’ve earned points from Bohn.”

    “So what? Did you just meet him? Is it love at first sight?” Why are you shouting, Tang? From students not paying attention, now they’re all turning back with mischievous smiles and looks that say, ‘We’ve got you, Bohn.’

    “No…”

    “Not?”

    “I’m not interested.” That was all I said before burying my face to escape the noise, we only met yesterday, just yesterday…it’s too soon to have feelings after just one day.

    If I had to describe my feelings towards Duen, I don’t like him, don’t love him, and don’t hate him. I’m interested in his quirky personality; when he smiles, he looks bright and sincere, which is why I like watching him smile. Even if he doesn’t smile at me often, I still like it when he makes an annoyed face or hisses like a cat.

    Duen is like an irritable cat, growling when you get close but still allowing you to touch him, he protests when you tell him to do something but ends up doing it anyway. His contradictory nature makes me want to tease him constantly, to do anything that provokes a reaction from him, whether it’s confusion, a smile, laughter, embarrassment, or even anger. Those feelings aren’t enough to call it

    ‘like.’

    Besides, he seems too naive for the world, he doesn’t seem to understand much of this stuff. I think it’s best to let him live a good life, yes, let him be…but if one day I truly start to like him, he’ll have to take responsibility for my feelings. “Wake him up too, we’re going somewhere else.” My friend said because class had ended, the professor had left half an hour ago (apparently, there was some urgent meeting). This little guy is still sleeping. I’ve noticed since we first met, Duen sleeps like he’s rehearsing for death, no snoring, no movement, like he’s not breathing.

    “Should I reserve a quickie motel for you, huh?” You’re good at stirring trouble.

       “Hey, little guy.” I called softly to the sleeping one. It’s hard to believe that was enough to wake him up.

    “Ugh…call me that again and I’ll slap you.”

    “Huh.” Just woke up but already so sharp-tongued, better tease him…With that thought, I leaned in until my forehead touched his. Duen, who was initially dazed from waking up, instantly turned to shock.

    “Ha…hey!” Bam!

    “Ha, ha ha ha.” That was damn funny.

    “You bastard! What are you doing?!” Ouch, he’s smaller than me, but why is his hand so heavy?

    “That hurts, man.”

    “That’s the point, to hurt!” What kind of doctor doesn’t have any ethics, how can you hurt people like that?

    “You’re such a sadist.”

    “Then you must be a masochist, knowing you’ll get hurt but still wanting to tease me, you crazy bastard!!”

    “I’m really hurt, man…” I said with a pained voice while pretending to rub the arm that was hit.

    “Serves you right, let’s see it.” Huh.

    “How is it? Am I going to die?” I asked as if it were terminal cancer.

    “Well…the spot I hit is critical, the nerves here are very delicate. Even a slight impact can cause the blood vessels around the area to burst, resulting in blood pooling under the skin. It’ll go numb for a while, but soon…very soon, you’ll die, die from your own stupidity! Are you crazy? You think you can die from just this?” Why does he have to make that disgusted face at me, confusing.

    “I’m just being melodramatic, like a sick person would.”

    “Hah, you’re terminally ill with foolishness, no doubt about it.” Duen has quite the mouth, but only with me, I guess. When he talks to Merk and the others, he’s polite, calling them ‘senior’ and referring to himself as ‘I’.

    “Duen, I’m your senior, talk to me nicely.”

    “So what if you’re my senior? I’m your junior, and you don’t even talk nicely to me.” Your reasoning doesn’t pass, this is what they call arguing out of spite. “It’s different.”

    “How is it different?” He asked with a blank, naive face.

    “Usually, seniors talk casually with juniors. But juniors should also speak politely to seniors.”

    “You want me to speak nicely to you?”

    “Would you?” Shit, would he really agree? I can’t even imagine him talking sweetly to me. What would it be like, ‘Phii Bohn, khrap,’ or ‘Please don’t tease me, Phii Bohn’?

    “Hah, dream on. Wait…but if I switch from buying you flowers every day to speaking nicely, that might work.”

    “No way. And from now on, you don’t have to go to the ends of the province looking for flowers like today, you can just buy them from a shop.” Thinking about it makes me laugh; he really did it, a man of his word to an astonishingly honest and naively heartbreaking degree.

       “That sounds good, I’m exhausted.”

    “Alright, let’s go eat cake, my treat.”

    “Really? I thought you were joking. What’s your plan? Or because you think I’m handsome, you want to sell me at the Myanmar border! No, not me, you won’t get me, I won’t be fooled.” Has anyone ever told him he doesn’t seem quite all there…

    “What language are you speaking? I think you should get your brain checked.” What kind of doctor are you? Aside from your good looks, there’s nothing good about you, your personality is naive, you act like a confused nerd, yet you have a sharp tongue.

    “People always say that. They say my IQ is too high, my imagination is superior, and my brain convolutions are above average, plus…”

    “I’m calling you crazy, you pale fool, Duen…”

    “I’m asking seriously, here.” I started the conversation after we had sat in the cake shop near the university for a while. The customers in the shop were all students from our university, and I could feel many eyes on me and Duen. From the moment we entered until now, after we had ordered, they still didn’t stop looking, but I didn’t care. I’m used to it. Duen didn’t seem bothered either; he must be used to it too, or maybe he’s too naive to notice he’s being watched?

    “…”

    “You won’t talk nicely to me, will you?” I’m serious here. Normally, no junior has ever dared to disrespect me, except for my little brother, Bihn.

    “Umm…” Does he really have to think that hard?

       “The cake you ordered is here.” After the waiter brought our ordered menu to the table, Duen’s eyes sparkled.

    “What?”

    “Where were we? Oh, I don’t want it.” Come on, after all that thinking, I thought you’d say, ‘Okay, senior.’

    “Why?”

    “You said I’m the first junior to disrespect you, right?” My conversation partner said while scooping some strawberry into his mouth, then closing his eyes tightly to savor the sourness of the fruit he just ate. Are you talking to me or eating? Can you choose one?

    “Yeah, so what?”

    “Ah, delicious…Where were we again? Oh. You’re also the first senior, and probably the only one, that I disrespect too. Damn, it’s sour! It suits Phii Duen’s taste.”

    “…”

    “I don’t want you to be like anyone else, you bastard. People like you should be treated like bastards, more than the average person.” Duen turned to smile at me without noticing the whipped cream at the corner of his mouth. Do you know what you’re saying? You probably don’t…you’re too naive.

    “Well, it’s up to you then.” I said, reaching out to wipe his mouth roughly, it’s annoying.

    “Ouch, that hurts, can’t you be gentler?” He protested. I shrugged indifferently before turning to eat what I had ordered.

    “It’s pretty good.” So sweet. I like sweet things, I didn’t used to it, but since most of Mom’s new recipes are sweets…and the taste tester is none other than my dad, Bohn, and Bihn. I’ve eaten so much that I got addicted. Later on, Dad told me to stop because he was worried we’d all get diabetes, so Mom finally agreed to stop.

    “Bohn, Bohn.”

    “I want to eat pavlova.”

    “That’s the one with the white meringue on top, sprinkled with all kinds of berries?” He nodded rapidly while holding a spoon in his mouth. Seems like he likes sour things, starting from the berry mix drink.

    “Alright.” If you want to eat something, go ahead, consider it payment for your hard work.

    “Yay, one pavlova please, sir.”

    “You like sour stuff, huh?”

    “Yesss. Do you like sweet things?” Although Duen acts uninterested, he’s quite observant. My friend King has the same trait, but he observes in detail while Duen does so more superficially but still picks up on details, a true scientist’s nature.

    “Yeah.”

    “So you’re really treating me? I can pay for myself, you know.”

    “No need. I happen to be very handsome and rich, the money I use to pay for your snack…it’s just loose change. My parents gave me so much, I can’t spend it all. It’s good that you help me use it, I was thinking about burning it. I don’t know what to do with it anymore. Sigh, it’s really tiring.” I pretended to be deep in thought. My parents aren’t that rich, I’m just saying this for laughs, haha.

    “Damn…”

    “Ah, don’t-” I was about to say, “Don’t curse me, you know I’m joking.” but I had to swallow my words when he suddenly jumped up.

    “You’re fucking rich. If you can’t spend it all, give it to me, I’d be happy to take it. If I were as rich as you, I’d buy two hundred million chamomile banknotes, fold them to look like real money, and then scatter them from a helicopter. There would definitely be chaos with people fighting over them.”

    Duen…so you really are naive, aren’t you? You believe me?! What I said is the epitome of an unbelievable lie, meant to be humorous! But you still…you can still believe it, you naive bastard.

    “…”

    “Quiet? Thinking about using my idea, huh? Hah. You might fool others, but not me. I’ve been tricked by chamomile banknotes about thirty-four million times.

    Now I’m an expert, I can tell which one’s real or fake with just a glance…Ah!

    There’s a thousand baht note under the table.” Suddenly, he spoke and immediately ducked under the table to grab the note.

    “…”

    “Today, Phii Duen’s luck is incredible.” The white hand unfolded the thousand baht note before slamming it down on the table with force.

    Snap!

    “Damn! Fake money, you fooled me! The person who made this must be a professional in the art of folding counterfeit bills. Only they could fool a genius like me.” I don’t think so…they’re not a pro. You’re just stupid.

    “Your pavlova is here.”

    “Thanks!” The counterfeit expert smiled as he took it, then began arranging the dessert on his plate. It does look good, but I’m not that into berries.

    “What are you looking at? Want some? I won’t give it to you.” It’s my money we’re using, and you’re still being possessive.

    “Heh.” I snorted before picking up my phone to play a game instead. I just downloaded a new game yesterday. Guess what kind of game someone as handsome as me would play. I’ll give you a hint: it’s super fun. What is it? A fighting game? No, a dress-up game?…Too girly. A soccer game? I don’t play those. A cooking game? What do you take me for? Enough, I’ll reveal it: ta-da-dadam, ta-da-dam-ta-tam-tam-tam.

    It’s a farming game.

    Don’t look down on it, it’s pretty cool, and it has bears…speaking of bears, here comes one. I furrowed my brows deeply, tapping rapidly on the screen, die, you stupid bear, don’t think you can eat my ducks.

    “Uh.” I paused the game because I felt something looming in front of me. When I looked up from my phone, I saw a dessert-laden spoon right in front of my face, with Duen’s furrowed brow.

    “What?”

    The person asked, pouted, turned his face away but still held the spoon with pavlova in the air.

    “I’m giving it to you, so you don’t think I’m mean.”

    “What the hell. Are you drunk on strawberries?” Berries, sorry, I missed a line break.

    “I’m not drunk on anything.”

    “Then just eat it, I’m not saying anything.”

    “But you were frowning. And you were tapping on the screen so hard it looked like you were angry at someone. If you want to eat, just say so nicely.”

    I guess my intense bear-slaying expression made this naive one think I was mad at him. Was my face that tense? Heh heh.

    “Eat it, or I’ll be accused of being stingy with food.” The slender figure pouted, his mouth close to my nose. Are you trying to force me, you little guy, Duen? While I was about to say I wasn’t angry, a clever thought suddenly popped into my mind…’Let’s pretend to be a bit hurt.’

    “Didn’t you say you weren’t giving any?”

    “Now I’m giving it to you.”

    “But if you’re not willing, I won’t eat it.” I said with a tone of reproach, leaning back against the sofa and turning my face away, do you know how much effort I have to put into keeping a straight face and holding back laughter? What a crazy, unbelievably stupid guy.

    “Hey…I’m willing.”

    “You’re not willing…”

    “I am willing! Eat it already!”

    “…”

    Gulp!

    You pale fool! Do you know what he did? He shoved a spoon into my mouth! It hit my teeth too, shit, it hurts like hell.

    “That’s it then.” The culprit acted like nothing happened and went back to eating his dessert until it was all gone, with the same spoon?! If I had AIDS, you’d die without even knowing.

    “Damn you, Duen, that hurt when you shoved it in.”

    “That’s your style.”

    “That’s not called style.” That’s called being forcibly fed, give me a little more persuasion, and I would’ve eaten it!

    “I don’t know, for me, it’s called style.” Oh, your highness, the great scholar, you make up your own terms.

    “Ouch, am I bleeding?” No, I’m just exaggerating.

    “Hah, being dramatic again.” His mouth curses, but he still gets up to check my injury, huh.

    “Well, how is it? Am I dying?”

    “You know, yet you still ask.” After that sentence, he left five finger marks on my shoulder. Always so aggressive…I better go back to eating my dessert, talking to you just leads to injuries.

    “I’m going to class now, thanks for treating me.” The medical student named Duen waved goodbye, then got on his bike, ready to take off. That’s pretty cool, should I buy one to ride too?

    “Yeah.”

    “Then we’ll part ways here, bye.”

    Vroooom

    Better go back to my condo today; otherwise, Mom and Dad will scold me for letting dust gather on it. I quite enjoy a solitary life. I don’t like things that are too chaotic, so when I entered university, I asked my parents to buy me a condo. But then, I got homesick, so now I own a condo but hardly sleep there. My little brother, Bihn, wants it too; he’s asked me several times, very sweetly (and annoyingly). Part of me wants to give it to him, but another part of me hesitates whether it’s a good idea.

    I had to stop driving halfway because I hit a jackpot of more than a hundred red lights, what bad luck.

    Knock, knock.

    “Huh? Hey!”

    I jumped when I looked out to see who was knocking on the window, only to find the person I had just parted from. My life is too entangled with yours, Duen, it’s almost creepy.

    “What’s up? Aren’t you going to class?” I rolled down the window, asking with both curiosity and surprise. I was genuinely surprised to see him here. And he’s not wearing a helmet, are you looking to die or what?

    “I’m going.”

    “Oh, right. Your faculty is on the other side of the university, is your faculty this way?”

    “No, I followed you.”

    “Huh?!”

    “There’s nothing else. I just wanted to ask…”

    “…?”

    “What flower do you want tomorrow?”

    “Huh? You drove all this way just to ask…that?!”

    “Yes.” The other made a proud gesture like Phu, as if to say, ‘I drove after you from the cake shop just for this.’ Damn, what should I call you…

    “Are you crazy?”

    “Well, you didn’t tell me what flower or color you wanted. You just told me to buy from the shop, and there’s so much to choose from there, I couldn’t decide, so I followed you. I think roses are good…but I also want to buy something unusual.”

    “…”

    “So, what will it be? What flower do you want?” Duen asked while leaning his arm on the car roof. We locked eyes without looking away.

    “…You idiot! Just bring any flower! Besides, you could have just called, why waste gas driving after me?”

    “Yeah, you’re so smart…but hey. Your answer is too vague, it stresses me out!” Yes, he’s genuinely stressed…his face shows it, stressed about something like this.

    “Ugh!…Fine! Roses will do!”

    “That’s it, I’m going to class then, bye.” Whether to call it perfect timing or what, the moment the pale fool finished speaking, the red light turned green. I was stunned for a moment but jolted when the car behind me started honking. I had to drive off, not entirely with my mind on the road. Are there really people like this in the world…

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 4: Even if the Jacket is dusty, it’s warm when you hug it

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 4: Even if the Jacket is dusty, it’s warm when you hug it

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 4: Even if the Jacket is dusty, it’s warm when you hug it

       [Duenhaw]

       “So what are you going to do at the gear plaza?” The annoying guy with the smirk asked (ten minutes ago, he was an angel). If I remember the way correctly, we should be almost at the engineering faculty now.

    “I’m taking flowers to my senior.” I answered, holding up the flowers for him to see.

    “Flirting with him?”

    “Flirting with who, him? Ugh.”

    “And why are you taking them to him?”

    “He wanted it.” Saying that makes me think of him again. I shouldn’t have slept in the park yesterday, I should have just gone home to sleep. I was too artsy, not only did I meet that bastard, but I almost got bitten by something.

    “Why do you call him that? Isn’t he your senior?”

    “Yeah, but he doesn’t act in a way that deserves respect.”

    “If he’s not worthy of respect, would you still call him that? Ha ha.”

    “No.”

    “I see. With a face like that, you wouldn’t…”

    “Normally, I respect you…oh, but I only talk like this to him.” “…”

    “Ah, we’re here.” Wow, this management guy actually brought me to the rough guy’s faculty. That’s the casuarina tree in front of the Engineering building; Phii

    Duen remembers! And that’s the dog beloved by the engineering students, Phii Duen remembers!!!

    “You’re going to Gear Plaza, right? Wait…” Before the mischievous angel could finish speaking, his phone rang.

    Rrrrr

    “Who’s calling? Hello, Oat…I’m at the Engineering building…bringing back a lost kid…no no, ha! Right now?…Yeah, I’ll go.”

    “Is something wrong?” I asked, tilting my head in curiosity. My conversation partner was silent for a moment before flashing a handsome smile, damn, his handsome aura is blinding, I need some sunglasses, Phii Duen’s eyes are about to go blind.

    “There’s a small problem with the project, I have to go check it out. How about I give you directions instead?” Oh, kind sir, just bringing Phii Duen here is already a great favor, you bastard.

    “Sure, no problem.”

    “Don’t get lost after I explain, but if you do end up in management again, it’s fine, you’re always welcome, and I’m ready to walk you back.” What does that mean? Do you want some exercise or something, are you a health freak? Whatever, just tell me before he thinks I’m stupid.

    “With my level, I definitely won’t get lost.”

    “Okay, just go straight and then turn left. You’ll see signs there, just follow them. That’s it.”

    “Why is this so easy to understand? That senior made it so confusing.” I muttered, thinking about the senior who gave directions earlier. Were you messing with me, senior?

    “Then we’ll go, walk carefully, don’t get lost.” The management guy waved goodbye. You really are handsome, I like this playful handsomeness…give me your face right now, you annoying brat with a smiling face.

    “Do you want a ride? I have a motorcycle.” I asked the management guy because I had parked Supachai (CBR) nearby, and it wouldn’t waste much gas to give him a quick lift.

    “No need, I’ll have trouble finding my way back later, haha.” I’m starting to dislike your face.

    “Then go.” The guy I chased off laughed and ran back the way he came, seems like he has urgent business. I felt a bit guilty for making him walk all this way, at least I should tell him my name.

    “Hey, wait! My name is Duen!”

    “Oh. My name is %#%^$&^!”

    Vrooooom!

    Huh? What the hell kind of name is that? The sound of that muscular senior’s bike just drowned out the management guy’s voice completely.

    Whatever, better continue looking for the gear plaza, huh. This time I won’t be foolish again…no way. I stood there smiling like a psychopath for a moment before coughing awkwardly from embarrassment. Damn, I forgot I wasn’t alone. And here comes the important question…how did that management guy describe the way? I only remember something about going and looking at signs, and what else…

    Ask someone else.

    I continued walking, deep in thought with my hand on my chin, who should I ask? I’ve already asked the nerdy but rough-looking ones, and the quiet but annoying ones. Hmm…

    Bam!

    “Ouch, shit…”

    Don’t ask what happened, Phii Duen slipped, why is today so unlucky! Damn. As I was trying to get up, I was startled and fell again when…

       “Hey, guys, that med student over there slipped at the gear plaza.”

    “And? Are you interested in having a chief mechanic as your boyfriend, Doctor?”

    “Still single, engineering girl here, you can flirt. I don’t ask for much, just one round of liquor and you can take me.”

    “Wow, love at first stumble, at the gear plaza.”

    Huh? What the hell?

    Whatever. Right now, I’m the most embarrassed I’ve ever been, damn it, I knew I shouldn’t have come. Before, when I saw my friends getting hit on by these engineering kids, it was nothing. They looked cute because of their playful talk, but now I’m embarrassed as hell!!

    “Hey, you guys. He’s embarrassed to death! Uh…are you okay?” The sky must have seen how pitiful I looked and sent a little angel. The hand extended in front of me felt like a blessing from Jesus Christ…but I’m Buddhist.

       “I…I’m okay.” I stammered before extending my hand to accept help from him. He pulled me up to stand, my angel bent down to pick up the gown and handed it back to me with a smile…the aura of goodness hit my eyes so hard it almost blinded me. But how could he pull me up when he’s smaller than me, and is he a guy or a tomboy…he’s definitely a guy.

    “What year are you in?”

    “Uh, first year.”

    “Oh, then you’re my junior. I’m Bom, don’t mind those guys. Is there anything I can help you with?”

    “Yes, please. My name is Duen, I have something I’d like to ask you.” Alright, I’ll ask this guy. He looks small but seems kind.

    “Go ahead.”

    “Where is Gear Plaza?”

    “…” Why is he silent? Did I say something wrong, or is there something on my face? But after checking, there’s nothing, not even a pimple, no rash, so why is he looking at me like that?

       “Ha, ha ha, ha ha ha!!!”

    Phii Bom, you little shit! You’re laughing so loudly! People had stopped paying attention to me, but now they’re looking back because of Phii Bom’s powerful laughter. He’s so small but why does his laugh sound so good?

       “Sorry, ha ha ha.” He still hasn’t stopped laughing; I’ll wave with my heel if you don’t stop soon.

    “Uh, yes.” I wouldn’t dare to really wave, though. Everyone in this faculty is tough, believe me, even though he looks small, he might be fierce, judging by how easily he pulled me up.

    “Ha ha, you want to know where Gear Plaza is, right?”

    “Yes, senior.”

    “This is Gear Plaza.”

    I’ve embarrassed myself again…so mortifying!

    “And what brings you here?” If Phii Bom weren’t so cute, you’d be dead by now.

    “I’m here to meet someone I know.”

    “Who, have you found them? Do you want me to help look?”

    “Chaddeo, Phii Bom, my handsome angel.”

    “That would be great.”

    “What’s his name?”

    Phii Bom’s question made me remember something important…I don’t know the scoundrel’s name.

    “I’m not sure, but I think his name is…Tiger, he’s in his second year.”

    “Tiger? I know him, wait, I’ll help.” He said that before picking up his phone to call someone, but it seemed like Phii Bom called the wrong person. However, he soon called someone else named Tang, just like the first call.

    “Yeah, okay…Tiger will come look for you, he’s nearby.”

    “Uh…actually, I’m not totally sure if his name is Tiger, but I’m sure he’s in his second year.”

    “Oh, what does he look like?” The rough one?.. I know what he looks like but saying it would sound like I’m complimenting him, ugh.

    “What?”

    “…Rough, rude, bad-mannered, dog-mouthed, and his looks are just so-so.”

    “Haha, that sounds like Tiger, but he’s a good student.”

    “Huh, him?”

    “Yeah, it’s funny to think about, I told him everyone has their own kind of beauty, but he’s still stubborn, even wants to get glutathione injections. If you see him, help me tell him his honey-colored skin looks good as it is.” Wait a minute…

    “Phii Bom, actually, the guy I’m talking about is…quite pale.”

    “Eh? And his face…”

    “Handsome…very handsome.”

    “Tiger’s here!”

    Someone shouted before three newcomers appeared, one chubby with honeycolored skin and two skinny ones. Where’s Tiger? Don’t tell me…

       “Are you looking for me, your senior?” What the hell, you were skinny yesterday. What did you eat? No, wait. Even if I’m an idiot, I know for sure this isn’t the same person.

       “Guys, in this situation…are you flirting?”

    “That’s right, friend! Woohoo!”

    “Wow, what’s your name?”

    “Uh, what’s that in your hand, flowers?”

    “Ugh, and I’m holding a lab coat too.”

    “A med student is flirting with my friend!” Your dad must be dead! Did your mom feed you shrieking birds and loudspeakers for food or what? Your voice is so loud! I stood there, stiff, watching the scene unfold, students around the area stood up to tease, some even throwing flower petals.

    “Uh…”

    “Duen!” That voice!

    That bastard!

    Damn! I’m so glad I found you, TT[]TT

    Before I could say anything, he interrupted…

    “Are you crazy or what?”

    He’s scolding me? …Even though I skipped class to come find him!

    “You’re the crazy one! I’ve been driving around looking for a kid selling flowers since morning, just found one at XXX, you bastard! And when I was about to give you the flowers, you disappeared, and I got lost! I’ve been walking around looking for this Gear Plaza for ages, thank goodness Phii Bom was kind enough to show me the way, you bastard. You made me skip the class that I find super hard to understand. Do you know this is my major? I’ll definitely fail when I go back…hey, bastard. Are you even listening to me?!” I’m not angry, just a bit annoyed. He looked stunned, like he was really shocked, but soon, the person in front of me smiled at me. Not a mocking smile, but the most handsome smile I’ve ever seen.

    “You…you’re so damn cute.”

    Now it was me standing there dumbfounded.

    Present

       [Bohn]

       “I won’t get scolded.”

    “I’ll stake my leg hair on it.”

    “Damn you, Bohn! Be good, okay?”

    “Trust me, may I come in, professor?” I opened the door to enter the classroom, the professor glanced at the slender figure beside me but said nothing. I told you, he won’t scold. Professor Pakorn is kind to a fault.

    “Oh, didn’t you go out to get your car keys? Where did you find this medical student?” I shrugged, not answering the professor’s question, and walked to my seat, not forgetting to drag Duen to sit beside me.

    “Where have you been?” He asked me but kept looking at the person beside me. What am I to you, Boss?

    “Just went to get my car keys.” I answered with a straight face.

    “I ate rice, not grass.”

    “Aren’t you going to sleep? Go sleep.” I didn’t pay attention to my best friend’s question, instead, I turned to speak to the only medical student in the class.

    “I could sleep, but everyone’s staring at me.”

    “So what?”

    “You shameless…I can sleep.” The slender figure of Bohn mumbled before dropping his head onto his arms, covering his face with the lab coat. Can you believe even with the coat covering him, I could still hear him, Bohn, huh?

    Ding!

    Phii Boss Same Person Just Upgraded to Being Annoying: Tell me, what’s the story?

    I looked at the sender to see Boss staring at me with the utmost seriousness, but he wasn’t the only one; Merk and Thang were looking at me the same way.

    Bon Ss: Nothing much.

       Thangty: Don’t be shy, you were gone for an hour, came back with someone, not to mention the flowers in your hand.

       Megha: If I had to guess, this must be the same person Bom was talking about.

       Bom Boom: What? Did Bohn bring a med student to class?

       When Bom arrived, no one needed me anymore. They all swarmed around the witness like they were about to achieve enlightenment, but no matter how much they asked, Darin, who doesn’t like to get involved in others’ business, didn’t answer a word.

    “Duen.”

    “…”

    “Duen.”

    “…”

    “Duenhaw.”

    Sigh

    “I told you not to call me that!” I don’t mind the shouting, but why do you have to slap my shoulder too? Whatever, I’m used to it, and it’s not even that hard.

    “You won’t wake up for anything.”

    Phii Boss Same Person Just Upgraded to Being Annoying: Tell us, what’s the story?

       I turned to look at the sender before seeing Boss staring at me with the most serious look, but it wasn’t just him, Merk and Tang were looking at me the same way.

    Bon Ss: There’s nothing much.

       Thangty: Don’t be stubborn, you leave for an hour and come back dragging someone with you, not to mention the flowers in your hand.

       Megha: If I had to guess, he’s probably the same person Bom was talking about.

       Bom Boom: What, did Bohn really bring a medical student to class?

       Once Bom arrived, no one needed me anymore. They all crowded around to ask the witness until they were about to reach enlightenment. Whenever this happens, Bom doesn’t like to get involved in other people’s business, so no matter how much they interrogate, Darin won’t answer a single word.

    “Duen.”

    “Duen.”

    “…”

    “Duenhaw.”

    Poke

    “I told you not to call me that!” I don’t mind the shouting, but why do you have to slap my shoulder too? Whatever, I’m used to it, and it’s not even that hard.

    “You won’t wake up for anything.”

    “What do you want from me, Bohn? First, you wanted me to sleep, now you want me to wake up?”

    “No. Just wanted to tell you…” I moved closer to him, sliding my lips near his white ear, making the slender figure jump back in surprise, almost falling off the chair if I hadn’t caught him.

    “…what?”

    “Give me the gown.”

    “Why, your dad’s dead, what do you need it for?” He pushed my face back so hard, just let go already.

    “I’m cold.”

    “I’m cold.”

    “I want it, and you have to give it to me.”

    “Ugh!”

    “Will you give it or not?”

    “You bastard!…Take it, but don’t wake me up again!” If you’re going to throw it like that, why not just slap me? Luckily, it’s a thin shirt. Do you think I’m heartless? That’s crazy.

       “Ah, let’s trade.”

    I took off my jacket to cover the other person’s tousled head. This room is cold, and just a lab coat isn’t enough to keep him warm. Honestly, I’m not a good person or anything; I just don’t like wearing a jacket when I sweat because it leaves marks, and also, I appreciate that he tried to keep his promise even if he looked a mess.

    “You already have a jacket. Why do you need my lab coat?”

    “I feel like it.”

    “Bohn, you scoundrel, your jacket is so dusty. Don’t you ever wash it?”

    “Even if my jacket is dusty, it’ll keep you warm.”

    And of course, in engineering, after saying something like that, what you get back is…

    “Wow, that’s epic!!”

    “Wow, that’s my friend!”

    “Shit, lend me some of that charm!”

    “Bohn, you bastard! All the good-looking guys are flirting with each other.

    Where am I supposed to find a partner?”

    “Uh…what the hell, save those lines for the girls.”

    “Huh.” Your face is so red, you pale fool, but I don’t think it’s because of my flirting; he’s probably embarrassed by the teasing from our classmates.

    “Oh, students, this is my class, please quiet down.”

    “…”

    “Oh, you, the medical student.”

    “Y…yes.” The person next to me answered hesitantly, probably scared of getting scolded.

    “There’s one rule here.”

    “…?”

    “Take the jacket, Bohn gave you, but give him your heart in exchange, huh.”

    “Reeeeeeeee.”

    “Don’t forget to give him your heart, okay?”

    “My professor, oh my professor!!”

    “Your humor is off to the left, Bohn.”

    “Heh heh.”

    “Shut your mouth, you bastard, Bohn! I want to sleep!”

    “Your eyes are about to pop out, Bohn.”

    “Staring so much, why don’t you just eat him up?”

     

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  • MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 3: The Smiling Annoying Brat

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 3: The Smiling Annoying Brat

    MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 3: The Smiling Annoying Brat

       [Duenhaw] Ring!

    “Umm…”

    I groggily got up to turn off the alarm clock, damn, is it morning already? Why do I still feel so sleepy, like I’ve only slept for two minutes? It must be because of that crazy guy from yesterday…that rainbow bastard. I planned to sleep to my heart’s content once I got home, but last night I ended up dreaming about yesterday’s events. That annoying voice was echoing in my head, sounding like he was right next to my ear, clear as if it happened just a second ago.

    “One month?”

       “…”

       “For the entire month, you have to buy flowers from the kids selling them on the street and bring them to me.”

       I’m sure he must be insane. What guy wants flowers from another guy? If it were from a friend, I wouldn’t mind, but we just met yesterday. And we didn’t even know each other before…or does he want me to feel embarrassed?

    “I don’t understand at all!!” Knock, knock, knock.

    “What’s wrong, Duen, you’re being so loud.” The sound of knocking accompanied by my mother’s voice made me jump; I forgot I was at home.

    “Nothing, Mom, I just had a little nightmare.”

    “Then I’ll warm up some milk for you. Get up, shower, and dress properly, then wake up Daonuea too, okay?”

    “Yes, ma’am.”

    Daonuea is my little seven-year-old sister. Our family consists of four people:

    Dad, Mom, me, and my sister. My parents raised me with a lot of freedom. Whatever I did, they didn’t scold me. It’s not that they didn’t love me, but they wanted me to learn for myself what should and shouldn’t be done. Raising kids this way, there’s a high chance they’ll turn mischievous, but luckily, I was a good kid.

    In just twenty minutes, I was standing in front of the mirror looking handsome. Wow, I’m not half bad, especially in this student outfit with a borrowed gown. I envy my parents for having such a son.

    “Lazy bones, wake up early.” I gently shook the little one, and before she even opened her eyes, she sat up on the bed, her sleepy demeanor making me…fall in love, oh, Daonuea, you’re so cute!

    “Morning kiss, your big brother, please, Daonuea.”

    Kiss-kiss

    “Aw, that feels nice. Come on, let your big brother give you a kiss.”

    Kiss-kiss

    “Let’s get you to shower and get changed.” I carried the little one into the bathroom to help her with her business, but I didn’t do it for her, just took her there. It didn’t take long before the little sister came out of the bathroom…damn, even in her school uniform, she’s the cutest.

    “Will you pick me up from school today?” Daonuea asked as I carried her downstairs because now, Dad and Mom were waiting at the dining table.

    “Hmm…should I go? Do you want me to pick you up?”

    “Yeah, I want that, and I want to go for a fun drive too.”

    “Sure, little one.” I bent down to nuzzle her cheek playfully, and Daonuea laughed before jumping off me when…

    “Sniff, smells so good, what’s for dinner, Mommy?” When she saw the food…game over. Do we really have a weakness for food?

    “It’s seafood porridge, with shrimp, does my little Dao like that?”

    “Yes, yes, I like it a lot.” Crazy, how can a kid be this cute, and what’s with this fluffy aura? Or maybe she’s not human but an angel?

       “Nhaw…Stop acting so lovey-dovey.” Dad is the only one in the world who calls me nao, with the reason being, ‘Happiness’.

       “She’s just cute.”

    “She’s cute, sure…but I’ve seen enough. She’s my daughter.”

    “Oh, come on, Dad, Daonuea is my little sister.”

    “She’s just a little sister, but I raised  with my own hands. We’re on different levels, you little shit.”

    “…”

    “Come on, both of you can look at her. Daonuea, go sit with your brother Duen quickly.” Mom intervened while bringing a hot bowl of seafood porridge, damn, whose mom cooks so deliciously, oh, haven’t eaten yet, sorry.

    Kiss

    “Okay.” I sat her down on the chair and started eating the food in front of me.

    “How’s it going at university, Nhaw?”

    “Well, dad, I’m just studying as usual. There are a lot of exams, and they’re hard too, I am so bored.”

    “Heh, I told you to study Dust Surveying, it’s easy.”

    “Is there really a Dust Surveying faculty, dad? …I tried searching on Google but couldn’t find it.” I asked while reaching out to wipe Daonuea’s cheeks, how did she manage to get food up to her eye corners?

       “Are you stupid or what…how could there be such a faculty? What I meant was for you to sit idly at home, doing nothing.”

    “Oh.”

    “Oh what, I’ll slap you down.” And he actually slapped me, sir. True to his words…but sometimes, he’s right.

    “Dad.”

    “When will you act like other boys?”

    “How?”

    “Go out at night, drink, chase girls, smoke, do drugs.” The other party replied with a straight face, only to get hit by Mom. Serves him right!

    What kind of father wants his son to act like that…except mine. At first, I thought he was joking, but hearing him say it from middle school until university, I realized…Dad was serious (except for the drugs part, of course).

       “Wait a minute.” Mom said in a reprimanding tone, raising her hand to hit Dad again, this time it seemed harder than before…serves him right (again).

    “Ouch, that hurts, Fon, look at this, what kind of crazy kid doesn’t drink, doesn’t go out at night, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t do drugs. You’re too good! You’ll be an idiot soon…actually, you might already be one.”

    “Not at all, I am normal.”

    “No. You’re not normal…listen to me, my naive boy. If you keep acting like this, girls will break up with you saying, ‘You’re too good,’ or ‘I’m not suitable for someone as good as you,’ which is old-fashioned and extremely outdated, it’s not cool, Daddy Direk! You should get dumped with, ‘You’re a jerk,’ or-”

    “Direk, I will be the one to break up with you if you keep using that line.” Good timing.

    “…Fon.”

    “Heh heh.”

    “…I don’t know, that’s why today I invited your friend to go drinking.” What’s with him, isn’t it good that his son behaves well? On top of that, he wants others to call his son a jerk because ‘it’s not cool for Direk’…great.

    “Come on. Duen is a good kid. I don’t want to stress out Mom and Dad.”

    “You’re too good, you won’t have any girls chasing after you.”

    “Why don’t women like guys who seem to have a future?” I asked innocently.

    “Uh…well, they do like that.”

    “Then why did Dad say no girls would come after me?”

    “Huh, you little one, let me tell you something good…besides the future, women like bad boys. Trust me, I’ve proven it. Back in the day, your mom was head over heels for me like a cow stuck in the mud.”

    “What does ‘stuck in the mud’ mean? But never mind, it sounds ancient but so cool…damn, Dad, who are you?”

    “Thanks for the compliment on what I already know.” Dad stroked his chin and nodded smugly.

    “Quiet down before you both get a lecture from me.” When the authoritative voice boomed, both Dad and I quickly clung to Mom’s arms, acting cute. See, men are like front-legged elephants…we’re in big trouble if we make our wives (and mom) angry…

    “But it might be true, Dad. I haven’t seen anyone come after me, and I am quite excellent.”

    “Maybe there are, but you’re too oblivious to notice.” Dad’s words sounded just like the crazy person I hate, so annoying…“But what I said, do it for real. Call your friends and tell them you’re going out for drinks tonight, I’ll pay.”

    “That’s so cool.”

    “Call me daddy, huh.”

    “Daddy!”

    After breakfast, I headed to the garage to ride my beloved vehicle into battle, a CBR150R in black and red, named…Supachai! Dad bought it for me when I got into university. Honestly, I initially asked for a Fino, but Dad gave me this one instead. At first, I was so disappointed because the Fino looked much cooler…but I’ve come to terms with it now, haha.

    Alright, where should I start looking for flowers? I have class at eight, so let’s start here.

    Ding!

    Cupcake Dad: Don’t forget to bring the lab coat for me.

       I looked down to read the new message from my cousin, Thara. Not really my brother, we’re cousins. The other day, this good older brother forgot his lab coat at my little sister’s room (sounds pretty bad). Today, I have to return it. Actually, I tried to give it back yesterday, but he didn’t take it, oh how annoying. I understand he has several lab coats and can take it back anytime, but it’s like we’re always free at the same time…

    It’s so damn hot…really hot, extremely hot.

    Right now, I’m riding around looking for the flower-selling kid. When I stop to ask the vendors, they all say the same thing, ‘He sells at night. Not many sell in the morning, or the flowers will wilt.’ What should I do? I have about an hour left…still have some time.

    “Kids, come out, come see Phii Duen quick, moo moo.”

    Eh…moo moo. That doesn’t sound like a call for kids.

    I tried to ride slowly, hoping to spot a kid to jump off and buy from, you might wonder why I don’t just buy from a flower shop. Well, that jerk told me to buy from the kids selling on the street, and Phii Duen is a man of his word (even if I don’t want to).

    I started riding further away from the university route, it’s hot, why do I have to do this? Don’t let me find you, you bastard, Dad would have a fit. Damn, he told me yesterday he had class at nine, which means I have to deliver the flowers before eight because I have class too. Why does this have to be so complicated, let’s extend it a bit more.

    7:34 AM. Oh, no! Normally, I get to class half an hour early, what should I do?

       Should I buy from a flower shop? But he specifically said it to the kids! Alright!

       Since I’ve come this far, let’s go.

       7:48 AM. Where is everyone? Come out, see Phii Duen, I want to buy flowers!! Crazy shit. I probably won’t make it in time to give the gown to my senior, so…I’ll keep it for myself then, I won’t get to wear it until year four anyway, might as well practice now, heh heh.

       7:56 AM. Crazy, I’m going to be late for class because of you, you rough bastard.

       Rrrrrr

    The vibration from my pants pocket made me stop by the roadside to check who was calling, and I saw it was my close friend’s name on the screen.

    “Hello, Tang.”

    (Duen, where are you? The professor’s here already.) Right on time, what should I do…

    “Ask for leave for me, tell them I’m sick.” Finally,

    (Hey, are you okay?)

       “Yeah, I’m okay. That’s it.”

    Click

    “…There it is!” The moment I saw my target, I parked the bike and ran to buy the flowers from the kid. At that moment, it felt like heaven’s light shone on him, here, take this hundred, keep the change.

    Got it, yay!

       “Hah, so exhausting, and where is this Gear Plaza anyway?” After racing against time for a while, I’m now in front of the rough guy’s faculty building. There are quite a few people, but no matter where I look, I can’t find him, crazy! He’s the one who made the appointment, and I came on time…right?

    9:34 AM

    “Damn it…” I just realized I had ridden quite far, so the ride back to the university took longer. It’s no surprise he didn’t wait for me…and why am I standing here like an idiot?

    But whatever, since I’m here, I might as well give it a try.

    People passing by started looking at me. Of course, I was wearing my perfectly pressed student uniform, complete with a tie, and carrying my brother’s lab coat!

    Oh, I’ve never felt so out of place before.

    Don’t look, I’m under pressure!

    Ah, better call Ram and Phu. Both are my close friends. Our group has five people, with two studying engineering. I can’t remember how we got close, but before I knew it, we were best friends.

    Ram Veera, is a man of few words but hits hard. His looks are just average…not that handsome, I lie. He’s actually very handsome; his mother is foreign, giving him blue eyes. His personality…how should I put it, like a second dad, maybe?

    Phu Pinchan, how do you explain him…what do they call it…oh yeah, his face is Chinese, very similar to Chinese. For his other traits, you’ll find out as we go along.

    Tang Phakee…can I skip this one? I’m tired. He’s got a cute, pinchable face, like an adorable young girl. His personality…he’s quiet around others but talks non-stop with us. I think he’s quite intriguing, mysterious in a cool way, and he loves playing surgery games, that’s pretty cool.

    Tingting Pornapa, the only beautiful girl in our group. She’s a refined beauty, typical of a future doctor…that’s what others see. In reality, Tingting is nothing like that at all!!! Her personality is hard to describe. You have to meet her yourself…

    Alright. Where was I? Oh, contacting Ram and Phu. I chose to go into our group chat on LINE because it was at the top, (too lazy to scroll).

    DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Phu, Ram. Where are you guys?

    Phii Phu, Mischievous, Dog-Mouthed But Ferocious: Wow, strange question, who am I, Phii Phu, the good guy, the future of the nation, right, Nong Duen? I’m in class, of course.

    Ram: At the faculty building, why?

    DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: I’m lost in front of the engineering building.

    Phii Phu, Mischievous, Dog-Mouthed But Ferocious: Ha! What are you doing at my faculty?

    TingtingBeautifulPersonCuteandAlsoBeautiful: What are you doing there? I told you not to go anywhere without us, especially when you’re being so clueless.

    You’ll get dragged away like last time, angry bear sticker.

    DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Well, Phii Duen came for some business.

    Phii TangGoodPersonHasMoneyButHisHeartisStillEmptyAngryAngry: You said you were sick, you lying snail! I was worried, thought you were really sick, but you skipped class to meet a girl, huh? Dad will be mad.

    DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: No, it’s not that.

    Ram: Do you need a ride?

    DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: It’s okay. You go to class.

    Phii PhuFizzyFoulMouthedButFierce: What’s your business?

    DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: I’m here to meet someone I know.

    TingtingBeautifulPersonCuteandAlsoBeautiful: You know someone outside our group, Duen? Who is she…you didn’t tell us you were into rough girls. Who is it that can make Nong Duen skip class like that?

    DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: It’s about an ear…

    Phii TangGoodPersonHasMoneyButHisHeartisStillEmptyAngryAngry: Huh, calling me out for having a girlfriend, watch yourself, Duen. These days, a wife doesn’t have to be small and cute. Even someone tall and handsome like you can get played.

    DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: You jerk.

    Ram: Where did you arrange to meet him? Do you know where it is?

    DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Gear Plaza, come on. You guys worry too much, I’m grown up now. Take care of yourselves.

    Phii PhuFizzyFoulMouthedButFierce: Heh, maybe not worried enough. If it’s the Gear Plaza, you should be fine. It’s close to the entrance, just a short walk.

    Don’t get lost, doctor.

    DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Yeah, yeah, no way I’ll get lost at this level. Who am I? Phii Duen, Direk’s son.

    Ram: Don’t be careless, Duen, be cautious. If you see people fighting, don’t get close.

    Phii TangGoodPersonHasMoneyButHisHeartisStillEmptyAngryAngry: If someone offers you candy, don’t follow them. Tell them you’re with your dad.

    TingtingBeautifulPersonCuteandAlsoBeautiful: But if he’s hot, drag him here. You can bring him to me, I’m short on goods these days.

    Phii PhuFizzyFoulMouthedButFierce: Ask someone around there where Gear Plaza is. If you don’t understand, have them walk you there, got it?

    DuenhawHandsome Cool And Silly But Truly in Love: Yeah, you guys, when will I ever grow up if you keep doing this?

    Ram: This is for the best. Every time you’re left alone, it becomes an issue.

    They worry about me too much. If they knew I went to the park alone yesterday and ran into a big problem like that scoundrel, they’d definitely call me an idiot. Back then, they weren’t this protective; in high school, I once followed an old man because he gave me candy, thankfully Ram found me first.

    The police said that the old man was an illegal worker planning to sell children.

    Just thinking about it gives me the creeps, I was so stupid.

    As I walked into the building, a thought crossed my mind. I used to hear this faculty’s slogan but never paid much attention to it. I thought it might not be that serious, but now I know. You guys fit the slogan perfectly, “Conquering evil, nurturing the good, protecting children and women, and crushing celibacy”…only the rough-looking ones, Phii Duen is scared.

    You need to believe in yourself, Duen! Who are you? You’re Direk’s son, the coolest and slickest dad! And you’re also the junior of the good Daonuea!

    Phii Duen fights to the death!

    Phu told me to ask for directions from someone around here, but who should I ask? Someone who doesn’t look rough or aggressive? I’ll go with that one, he seems like he has Phu’s good traits, every button done up, holding about eight books in his hand, skinny and lanky, this guy won’t punch me for sure!

    “Uh…excuse me, sir.”

    “Huh?!” Shit! Even SOTUS can turn everyone into rough characters, even this type, engineering is awesome.

       “Oh, uh…sorry, how do I get to the gear plaza?”

    “Don’t, man, I’m in a hurry, pretty boy, but I’ll tell you…go straight, turn left, when you see the plant pot, turn left again, when you see the TV, go right, then turn back and keep walking, you’ll find it, got it? If not, I’ll take you.” Shit, rough but kind-hearted, Phii Duen forgives you. But the directions are confusing as hell. What should I do? Should I have him take me there? Phu said if I didn’t understand, he should take me. I should do what my friend suggested, but with my strong spirit, I replied…

       “It’s okay, I’ll find it, thank you very much.”

    I bowed to the other guy and ran off following the directions. What did the lanky guy say…go straight, turn left, when you reach the plant pot, turn right…then what? Oh, walk forward, you’ll see a TV. There’s no TV, but whatever, Dad once said when you’re lost, throw away the compass and let your instincts and heart guide you…

    “Faculty of Management.”

    “Eh?..” Where’s the gear plaza? Is this the gear plaza? Why does the sign say Faculty of Management?

    Is Phii Duen lost? How could that be?

    What should I do now, should I ask someone else…I should, right? Earlier, I chose someone with a friendly smile but a rough personality that contradicted their appearance. This time, should I choose someone beautiful? But would they think I’m flirting? I’m embarrassed.

    “Excuse me, can I help you with something?”

    Talking to Phii Duen?

    When I turned towards the voice, I saw a tall man with a good-looking face, his demeanor friendly to everything in this world.

    “Uh, yes.”

    “Who are you looking for, or where are you heading?” Damn, his smile brightens up the world, can I buy that smile? My sister would absolutely love this kind of gentle smile, he’s like a shoujo manga hero.

    “The thing is…I…”

    “Yes?” Don’t smile like that, I’m melting.

       “I…if I say it, I’ll definitely get called stupid.”

    “Ha ha, go ahead and say it. I won’t scold you.” He’s like an angel, the atmosphere around him reminds me of Phii Thara, but this guy in front of me seems a bit different. He looks playful mixed with a hint of nobility.

    No.

    “I…I’m looking for Gear Plaza, don’t ask why I’m not going to the Engineering building. I was there initially, but when I asked someone, they told me to walk straight, turn left at the bushes, then right, walk forward, then back or something…I didn’t understand, so I used my instincts to walk around and ended up here.”

    Damn, so embarrassing. He’s definitely going to call me an idiot, ugh, you bastard, you have to take responsibility for this.

    “Ah…ha ha.”

    “You said you wouldn’t scold me.”

    “I’m not scolding, just laughing, ha ha ha.” Are you serious? Laughing like that feels like you’re calling me an idiot and stupid, even worse than being stabbed and then salted.

       “Same thing.”

    “Ha ha.”

    “I’ll punch you if you keep laughing.” Oops, forgot myself, thought he was that bastard.

       “So cute.”

    “Who? Oh, that girl? But I’d say she’s more sexy than cute, like that one.” I spoke my thoughts while pointing at a woman sitting on the stairs. At first, I was confused about who he was complimenting, but when I looked back, I saw there was a beautiful girl with a curvy figure behind me. Well, it’s normal, guys look at girls.

    “…What kind of person, so naive.” My conversation partner said quietly, almost inaudible, and why did he smile at me?

    “Do you know where the gear plaza is?” If he doesn’t know, I’ll have to ask someone else…I added that in my mind because his good aura made me reluctant to use harsh words like I would with that scoundrel.

    “I know, I’ll take you there.” He said before leading the way, indicating for me to follow which I did obediently, (?) I’m saved!!!

    “Carrying a lab coat, are you studying medicine?”

    “Yes, achoo!” Why did I have to sneeze now? My sneeze sounds horrible, like someone with a cold, a tiny sound, ugh! Phii Duen can’t stand it, thank goodness I covered my nose with the lab coat in time. Otherwise, my hand would be covered in saliva, wait, this is my brother’s shirt!

       “Haha.” Are you laughing at me?

    “Studying management?” I asked back, so he wouldn’t think I was impolite.

    “Being in the management building, I doubt I’m studying agriculture.” I tried to make conversation, bastard! The angel from before is gone, now there’s just an annoying guy with a smirk.

    “I study medicine and I’m here in the management building, haha.”

    “…” You’ve gone silent, Phii Duen wins!

      

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