MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 68: BonDuen
[Duenhaw]
“Uh…”
I groaned in annoyance at the sound of the door opening; it wasn’t loud, but it woke me up. Where am I…I slowly opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was my lover’s tall figure sitting on the edge of the bed.
Oh…last night.
“You’re awake, do you have a headache…no fever, huh?” Bohn bent down to press the back of his hand against my cheek; his hand was so cold. It seems he had taken a shower; otherwise, he wouldn’t look this good.
“A little…” I said, rubbing my eyes, they were itchy, probably because I slept late…damn that scoundrel, not only is he a brute, but he also wakes up early. If I die on you, what would you do? Even saying this hurts my butt so much. When he’s not looking, I’ll make sure he drowns.
“Don’t rub it, it’ll get red.” The other grabbed my hand to prevent me from rubbing my eyes, oh, brat, not only did you hurt me, but now you’re also blocking my happiness!
“Let go, my eyes itch.” I shook the arm he was holding lightly to say, ‘Let go, brat, do you want to fight with Phii Duen?’, but he held even tighter, damn you.
[Kiss]
“Better?” The jerk smiled after kissing my eyelids, you…giving me a heart attack this early in the morning, I’ll hit you with the gear, so annoying.
“It should be better, doing something useless.” I pouted, trying to keep my face as expressionless as possible, and it did stay expressionless…but my cheeks were red.
“Heh heh.”
“Shut up, I’m going to take a shower!”
“Shall I carry you?”
“Ugh. No need, I’m not weak.” I pushed myself up from the bed, thankfully, the jerk had already put my clothes back on. Otherwise, I would have been even more embarrassed.
As soon as I moved, the pain from the back passage shot through me. It’s supposed to hurt. Not hurting would be strange. That bastard Bohn, he said he wouldn’t make me hurt, and look at me now!! Although it hurts, I won’t let him see that I can’t walk; otherwise, he’ll think Phii Duen is weak!!
With that thought, I forced myself up, keeping my face straight even though I wanted to scream, ‘It hurts, damn it!!! It hurts like hell, you jerk!!’, but I could manage, Phii Duen isn’t weak…
Preed!
Thud!
“Ouch!” My body collapsed, my hips hitting the floor hard. If you ask if it hurts…tears were coming out, I was already in so much pain after just three or four steps. But now, it hit the old wound, making it even worse, damn it…
“Duen! Are you okay?” Bohn ran over to check on me. My current state was pitiful, sitting with my legs forming an ‘M’, tears flowing.
“Ugh, it hurts.” I had tears in the corners of my eyes, it really hurt, I couldn’t handle it anymore…my legs were shaking, I didn’t slip on anything, just a plastic bag, am I stupid or what, Phii Duen?
“There, there. Don’t cry, I’ll take you to shower.” After saying that, the jerk scooped me up from the floor and carried me to the bathroom. At this point, anything would do, Phii Duen couldn’t take it anymore. Phii Duen’s butt hurts!!
“Get out…”
I told the other when I saw he had been staring at me for a while. Weren’t you supposed to just drop me off and leave? Don’t think I don’t notice your other intentions, you scoundrel, wipe that drool off quickly.
“How about a round in the bathroom for good luck on this new morning?”
“Don’t be crazy, you bastard. Look at my condition.”
“Haha.”
“Get out, I need to shower.”
“Do you need help?” I tilted my head and raised an eyebrow, confused by what he said. Does he think I’m so delicate that I can’t shower by myself…No, he definitely means something else.
“No.”
After saying that, I turned away. You damn fool. Who told you to release inside? If I catch your damn, lecherous disease, what will you do? And what am I supposed to do now!! I don’t know how to get it out!!! But it…shouldn’t be too hard, I guess.
“Whatever, are you embarrassed? No need to be, we’ve already done it, ouch!” Before he could finish, I slapped his thick chest with a smack, how dare you say that without shame.
“Shut up.” I pointed an accusatory finger at him, warning that if he said another word, he’d be dead. When are you going to leave, damn it, I need to shower!!
“Isn’t that the case?”
“I don’t know, just get out!”
“Huh.”
And then that brute finally left the bathroom. He didn’t want to leave, but I threatened not to talk to him if he didn’t.
Alright…let’s focus on our problem.
What should I do…
In the end, I managed to get it out, with lots of effort and embarrassment.
I don’t know if it’s all out, but there was a lot, so I think it’s gone. Is that Pikachu or a dam, releasing water without regard for anyone?
You bastard.
“Did you get it out? Are you hungry? I ordered breakfast.” Bohn said when I came to sit beside him. My legs were still shaking a bit but not as much as when I first woke up.
“Uh-huh.”
“Eat breakfast first, then take some medicine just in case you get sick.”
“Sick? Just because we had sex?” I raised my eyebrows to ask. I’ve heard about this before but…can it really make someone sick? I don’t feel sick at all.
“Uh, but you seem fine, maybe you’re just tough.”
“I’m not tough, you’re the one who’s weak.” I smirked at him disdainfully, in reality, Bohn isn’t weak…but I’m annoyed with him, that was my first time! Instead of being gentle, he was rough. I’m really upset with him, but I’m afraid if I complain, he’ll say something like in the movies, ‘You felt good too, didn’t you?’, or ‘Your body responds well even if your mouth says no…so satisfying.’
“Oh, how about another round then?”
“Try it, and I’ll really smash your head!” I raised the bedside lamp to threaten him as he moved closer, he backed off and grabbed the remote to turn on the TV. In the end, we didn’t go back to the condo last night. We agreed it would be just one round, but damn you, Bohn!!! It’s all because of you, only because of you!!
“Let’s go buy piercings today.”
We watched TV for a while before I remembered something; today is Saturday, and neither of us has anything to do. If that’s the case, let’s go buy those today. I heard Bohn’s usual shop isn’t far from here. Even if it’s far, I’ll go anyway. Having the gear around my neck is somehow pressuring me. I won’t be the only one feeling pressured…you’ll have to feel the pressure with my piercing.
“Yeah, I have free time, what color do you want?” Bohn asked before wrapping his arm around my waist. I wanted to protest, but even if I did, he probably wouldn’t let go.
“Up to you, I’ll buy it for you.”
“You’ll wear one too, how about black? It looks cool.”
“Hmm, that’s good.” I nodded in agreement, a thug like Bohn should match with that color. I’ve seen him wear spiky ones before…what do you call them, they’re like needles but slightly bigger, whatever, the point is, it looks damn cool on him.
“Do you like the gear I gave you?” Suddenly, the person next to me asked, lifting the gear with his finger to my eye level. On it, there was the word ‘Gear’ and some numbers. I don’t know much about these things, but I wasn’t going to ask, knowing it was important to him was enough.
“I like it.”
“You’d better like it, it’s a gear after all.”
“I don’t like it because it’s a gear; I like it because you gave it to me.” Honestly, I’m not focused on engineering, gears, or heart exchanges. I could say I’m not into it, but the reason I’m happy is because of the person, not the object.
“Sweet talker, kiss.” He leaned in to kiss me loudly on the lips. Ever since I let you kiss me at Phu Sot Dao, I’ve been losing my dignity more often.
Knock, knock, knock.
“Must be the breakfast, I’ll go get it.” I nodded to the other. Even if you don’t go, I’ll force you to. My body isn’t in the best shape right now, so I’d appreciate it if you could handle this, please.
When I opened the door, we found a woman in the hotel’s uniform, which was quite pretty, I feel like I’ve seen her somewhere, she’s damn familiar, familiar since I saw the room, what’s this hotel called…’Jinsuree’, wait…if I remember correctly, this is…
“Heard someone invaded my territory, Duen?” Ting’s family surname…
I looked at my best friend who walked into the room, dressed in a T-shirt and long pants. Damn, how could I forget my best friend’s hotel? That’s why it felt so familiar.
“Invaded, huh?” I said, wiping the sweat off my cheek. If he knew what happened last night, my best friend would become the most pitiful woman in the world, and out of friendship, we must keep this a secret!
“Phii Bohn, did you do it with Duen here?” He crossed his arms, asking the brute. I sent a look telling him to lie, but I guess it didn’t get through…
“Yes.”
“Here too?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“In this room?”
“Yes.”
Damn you, Bohn!!! Don’t you feel sorry for Ting?
“Wow…nice. I’ve been trying to accept this for a long time because I thought it was for my friend’s happiness. Even at uni, I tried not to look when you two were all lovey-dovey, but look what you’ve done…you dragged Phii Bohn to my hotel. And right next to my room! Do you want me to die? Duen, sob! Last night I had to listen to the sounds, uh, ah, oh, all night, damn!!! You’re so bad! Are you messing with me on purpose? Do you want to label me as the evil friend? Irri!!”
My face immediately flushed when he said he had to listen to the sounds all night. Were we that loud? So, the next room heard everything, oh my god! Where am I supposed to hide my face now! Wait…
“…Who’s Irri?”
“Don’t act innocent! Everyone already knows you’re the villainess with the Got lipstick, and the heroine with the red lipstick!!” He shook my shoulders.
Uh, Ting…my butt hurts, and…what the hell is Got lipstick, I’ve never used it.
“Ah, uh, um, you are confused.”
“Pfff, your laugh is so funny, I’m leaving…don’t want to disturb your happiness, I was just lying, I didn’t want to see you two being lovey-dovey.” Tingting let go of my shoulder and walked out of the room, oh, why is it so easy for her to come and go like that, does she think being the hotel owner’s daughter gives her some kind of privilege!?
Once she left, we sat down for breakfast, chatting away until noon. We decided to go buy piercings since we had nothing else to do. It’s been a while since I’ve ridden with him, oh, I heard his Mercedes was taken by Phii Buhn, so we’re back to using the old white Porsche.
Hey!! My car is still at the front of the faculty, Bohn. And my phone was left in front of it, it must be gone by now!!!
“Why are you making that face?”
“Supachai…my phone.” I made a sad face. What would I do if it’s lost? I loved that phone so much; I’ve had it since high school.
“Ah, your bike is already at home.” The driver handed me my phone.
Once I got my beloved phone back, I hummed a happy tune. Bohn drove for a while before parking at a store. It wasn’t a fancy place, but it was clean, filled with all sorts of earrings and jewelry, opening up a whole new world.
“Oh, it’s my regular customer.” The mustached man, whom I remembered as Bohn’s senior, greeted us. Hmm…you’re really something, Bohn, knowing all these shop owners.
“Hello, Phii Sun.” Seeing Bohn raise his hand in respect, I followed suit. I also didn’t forget to smile at him. I’ve been curious for a long time. What kind of person are you, Bohn, to know all these shop owners?
“Come to buy something? Ask me for anything, little bro.”
“One mill piercing.”
“OK, follow me.” Phii Sun led us to a glass case; from what I could see, there must have been at least a hundred pairs of the size we needed. “Sorry, there’s not much left, had a bunch of kids come in yesterday, bought them by the sack.”
“It’s okay, senior. This is more than enough.”
“Then choose what you want, I’ll be back…just need to grab the yam from yesterday.” After saying that, Bohn’s senior quickly ran to the back of the shop, you didn’t need to tell us!
“Which one do you like…choose one.” The other moved his finger around the case. I crossed my arms, considering the options inside; they all looked beautiful, but they were a bit too flashy…
“Can I have something simple? I don’t want anything too eye-catching.”
“Hmm, how about this one?” Bohn took out a pair to show me, they were small, black, and unpatterned. Ah! This is exactly what I wanted. Well done, Bohn, you get half a point!
“Ah-ha, this one then.” I walked over to take a closer look. Bohn will definitely look handsome with these…but I’ll be even more handsome, hehe.
“Let’s see if the hole is healed yet.” The person speaking gently squeezed my earlobe. Ah, you bastard!! Ever since you found out my ear is a weak spot, you’ve been touching it all the time! Damned dog!!
“Ugh, stop teasing!” I pulled my neck away and slapped his shoulder with full force, making him wince in pain. Did you think I’d feel sorry? No, you deserved that!
“Wow, you two are going at it in the store already?” The voice came from the stairs. No need to guess who it is; there are only three of us in the store. Me, Bohn, and his tattoo artist brother.
“I want to see, huh.” The brute made a teasing face. Can I kick you?
“Yeah, I really want to see, where’s your earring?” The tattoo artist walked to the counter. Oh, I just noticed he’s also keeping a parrot, with a tag around its neck saying ‘Sand’, Sun with Sand.
“Here, but when I think about it…do you have a 0.5 mm one? I forgot Duen has a small hole.” Bohn asked. Yeah…I forgot too, I almost got pierced with a larger one, huh? I’m telling you now, I won’t agree to enlarge the hole because it would hurt like hell.
“We have it, I’ll go get it.”
“Duen, go wait in the car, I’ll catch up.” I nodded in understanding before walking out of the store. Actually, I could wait together, but Bohn made a face like he didn’t want me there, probably to talk to his tattoo artist brother alone.
Ah.
“Be careful when you walk.”
“Sorry…and thank you.” I coughed when my knees suddenly felt weak, almost making me fall. If Bohn hadn’t grabbed my arm, I would have hit the ground.
“What’s wrong, too hot…or does it hurt?”
“…”
“…Does it hurt a lot? Should we see a doctor?” When he saw I didn’t answer but my face turned red, he made me face him immediately. I really can’t stand his worried look…damn, the more you worry, the worse I feel, you know? I’m ready to punch you now.
“I’m the doctor here…I’m fine.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, I’ll go wait in the car then.” Without waiting for him to hold me back, I quickly walked to the car…well, not that quickly because I was sore. Damn…my legs feel like they’re about to give out all the time, damn, damn, damn…
Click.
I looked down at my phone screen; it showed that there was a new message in the group chat…a group chat? When I saw who it was from, I immediately clicked to read it.
Tingting, the Bird-Nagging Monkey, Bird, Bird, Bird, Bird, So Annoying…: You guys! Duen took his husband and they screwed at my hotel!! Next to my room too!!
Should I feel sympathetic or what? Part of me wants to deny it, but it’s true, isn’t it? Ting, my dear friend, I think it’s time to find you a husband. Otherwise, I’ll feel guilty for a lifetime and a bit more.
Phii Phu, Fizzy, Foul-Mouthed But Fierce: Wowww, Duen is quite something.
I won’t respond to anyone. If I do, they’ll definitely tease me, so…let’s just stay quiet and see what they talk about.
Tingting, the Bird-Nagging Monkey, Bird, Bird, Bird, Bird, So Annoying…: He even asked to put it in himself!!
After reading that, my face immediately turned hot. How did you hear that, my voice was so quiet, I didn’t think it was loud enough to reach your room…you were eavesdropping, weren’t you! Either you had your ear pressed against the wall or you used a glass to listen! As for that…damn, Bohn was hurting me! If I put it in myself, it might hurt less, at least if it hurts, I’m hurting myself.
I was afraid he’d feel guilty…I mean, more guilty than he already does.
Phii Tang, Good Person, Has Money But His Heart is Still Empty, Angry Angry: Damn, Duen…heh.
Ram: Take care of your health, don’t forget to take your medicine, or you’ll get sick.
Ram, you’re the best dad…right now, I’m mad at my dad for hitting Bohn, oh. I better stop being mad at Dad.
Tingting, the Bird-Nagging Monkey, Bird, Bird, Bird, Bird, So Annoying…: Don’t worry about him, Ram, he already has Phii Bohn. Ugh, so annoying!!!
Phii Phu, Fizzy, Foul-Mouthed But Fierce: How was it, was Phii Bohn good?
Tingting, the Bird-Nagging Monkey, Bird, Bird, Bird, Bird, So Annoying…: Absolutely, Duen was moaning so loud.
Phii Phu, Fizzy, Foul-Mouthed But Fierce: Cheers!
Believe me, no gender can talk about bedroom stuff as vulgarly as women…
I closed the chat app and started playing Bomb Drop, the jerk. Not for any reason, but I’m embarrassed by what they were discussing, why don’t they talk about something else!
“Here it is.”
Bohn opened the car door, holding a small black bag in his hand, which probably contained the earrings. Actually, he didn’t talk to Phii Sun for that long, if I had known, I would have waited there. Sitting alone in the car was damn lonely…maybe because it was so quiet, it must be.
“Back to the condo, right?” I turned to ask. He had taken out his old earring, and he has two piercings in his right ear. Why do you have so many piercings, you brute?
“Yes.”
It took a while before we reached the condo. As soon as we got back, Bohn excused himself to do some work or something. As for me, I lay on the sofa watching TV, enjoying the cold air.
Click!
The phone rang again, but this time it wasn’t those guys. The one who sent the message was my dad…which means Mom didn’t beat Dad to death, yay! Daonuea still has a dad to honor on Father’s Day!!
Dad-Direk The Coolest Richest Most Stylish In Three Worlds: Bring your boyfriend to dinner at home.
Duenhaw: Tonight, Dad?
Dad-Direk The Coolest Richest Most Stylish In Three Worlds: Yeah, and punch him for me; he made me get kicked by your mom.
Duenhaw: You punched him first, Dad, =3=
Dad-Direk The Coolest Richest Most Stylish In Three Worlds: Are you taking your husband’s side, you damn kid!!
Duenhaw: Husband what! Not at all!!
With friends, I might have to admit it if they hear, but with Dad…let me lie a bit. Aren’t you embarrassed to tell your father that you’re the bottom when you’re a guy!!
Dad-Direk The Coolest Richest Most Stylish In Three Worlds: Don’t lie, Bohn told me everything, that you’re on the bottom.
Duenhaw: Bottom what, I’m was the top.
I’m not lying here. I really am on top…
Dad-Direk The Coolest Richest Most Stylish In Three Worlds: Really? Did he fool me?
Duenhaw: Uh-huh, but don’t tease him, Dad, he’s shy.
Dad-Direk The Coolest Richest Most Stylish In Three Worlds: Okay, okay…I knew it had to be like this, hehe.
After finishing the chat with Dad, I got up and walked to the bedroom to tell him about the dinner invite. How long has it been since I last saw Daonuea? I really miss her.
“Bohn, Dad wants us to have dinner at his place today.” I said, looking at my lover who was making some noise with something at the computer desk.
“Uh, sure, Duen, come sit here.” He waved for me to come over. I nodded and walked over to sit beside him; there were two chairs at the computer desk. I had told him not to buy an extra one because we wouldn’t use them simultaneously anyway. But did he ever listen?
“What’s up?”
“I’ll put your piercing in for you.” The thug showed me one hand.
In Bohn’s hand were a pair of earrings, not much different from what we had chosen; the same black color, same shape, just smaller in size and with less intricate patterns. If you didn’t look closely, you wouldn’t see the tiny letters at the corners of the piercing (really tiny):
‘BonDuen’
“You said you didn’t want something eye-catching, so I had tiny letters engraved.” He pulled me onto his lap, resting his chin on my shoulder.
“Afraid others won’t know or what, your dad?” No, honestly, no one would see it, it’s so damn small. The only way you’d see it is with a magnifying glass…it’s cute, knowing no one will see it, but wanting to show ownership, ha ha.
“Yeah, do you like it?” He tightened his embrace, nuzzling his nose against my cheek.
“I like it…hey, wait, I should be the one buying it for you!” I protested, forgetting about this. Now it looks like he gave both the gear and the piercing!
“It’s fine.”
“No, I told you I’d buy it for you.”
“Then pay up.”
“How much? I’ll go get my wallet.” I tried to get up, but only for a moment before I was pulled back onto his lap by a tug from behind.
“I don’t want money…”
“Then what do you want?” I turned my face, raising an eyebrow in question. Or does he want to go out? That’s fine because tomorrow is Sunday and I have no work, I’m free. Where should we go…
“I want Duen…”
“Don’t get excited.” I slapped his large arm, leaving a red mark. Has my hand gotten heavier or what? It never left a mark like this before…but it’s good, Bohn will feel the pain.
“Please.” He swayed back and forth, acting cute. Every time he gets excited, he tries to be cute. Don’t think I’ll fall for it like yesterday! You won’t trick me, brat!!
“No.” I still insisted on my original answer, trying to wriggle free from the other’s grip. Are these arms or steel clamps? You’re holding me too tight, damn it!!
“I’ll be gentle.”
“You said the same thing last night about being gentle.” And how did that turn out? Damn you!
“You were teasing me.” Teasing, my ass. Does that word even apply to guys? You’re really something, maybe you need to take a Thai language class with Boss. I don’t even know what “tease” means; I just heard Phii Boss use it to scold a dog behind the university, so I used it too.
“Don’t talk nonsense! I’ll hit you with this cotton swab.” I threatened with the cotton swab I had in my hand.
“No, no, no, no.”
“Let go…”
I didn’t even finish my sentence before I had to clamp my mouth shut when I felt something stirring from the person behind me. He pressed that part of me teasingly, damn you, Bohn! You brute!
“Why are you aroused!” Duenhaw turned to scold his lover, the heat from his body rushing to his face.
“I am…because of you.” The scolded one slipped his hand under the other’s shirt, his warm hand caressing the white skin, making Duenhaw’s hair stand on end.
“Ugh! Don’t squeeze there!” The medical student stifled a groan, glaring with irritation, holding the other’s arm to stop him.
“Please, let me.” Bohn whispered with a husky voice, his hot tongue licking the white earlobe, his large hand squeezing the beautiful Yod to stimulate the other.
“No…I’m still sore.”
“Just once.”
“You are going to do it all day for sure.”
“Please, please.” The tall figure tightened his embrace, whispering sweetly in the ear. Duenhaw furrowed his brows in confusion, raising his hand to cover his face in embarrassment. He knew if he didn’t agree, the other would make a sad face and sulk all day.
“…Okay. Just once.”
“The cutest, hehe.”
Bohn carried the other to the bed. He gently laid the lean body down and, without hesitation, straddled him. His large hand caressed his lover’s cheek with adoration, his gaze as if he could devour the other whole. The medical student flinched slightly when the hot lips pressed into the crook of his neck, the soft tongue tracing over the fragrant skin.
“Today, you won’t be on top, my love, heh heh.”
“Uh…ah, shut up, you brat.”
The taller one proceeded to remove their clothes until they were both bare. With nothing left to cover him, Duenhaw buried his face in the pillow to hide his flushed cheeks. He thought he was fast…but he couldn’t escape those sharp eyes.
“Did it hurt a lot last night?” the one above asked, his slender fingers teasing the beautiful chest while slowly positioning himself between the legs.
“Just…a little, uh.”
“Sorry.”
“Ah!” The lean one trembled, gripping the bedsheet tightly as his lover bent down to claim his chest, his tongue flicking to arouse him. Bohn’s actions sent shivers down Duenhaw, making him grasp the hair in front of him to release his tension.
Bohn’s hand moved lower, his fingers massaging the back entrance. Seeing that Duenhaw was starting to relax, he slowly inserted a finger to open the way. The one below clung to him immediately as the pain shot through, making Bohn worried.
“Should I stop, huh?”
“Why didn’t you ask before…it’s too late now.”
“Sorry.” With that, he bent down to kiss his lover’s temple in an attempt to soothe him.
“Uh…”
A sweet moan escaped from the full lips, Bohn’s fingers still doing their job well. He increased the number to two and then three in sequence, moving them around until the love passage expanded. Maybe because it was not long after their first time, it was easier this time without needing lube.
“I told you I should be the one to clean my stuff out of you, see, there’s still some.” Bohn frowned at the other before showing the white, cloudy fluid sticking to his fingers. Of course, this made the other quickly turn his face away, his cheeks red with embarrassment while thinking, ‘You bastard!
How would I know, brat? I don’t have eyes back there!’
“Who would know, ah!” Before he could think much longer, he let out a moan when he felt the heat pressing against his love passage.
“Once we’re done, I’ll clean you up, hmm.” Bohn slowly pushed in bit by bit, trying to control himself not to thrust in all at once, not wanting to hurt his partner again.
“Ugh! Slow down!” The medical student pushed against the strong abdomen to prevent his lover from entering too quickly. The sensation of pain came with a tingling pleasure, so intense that he had to dig his nails into the muscular arm to release his emotions.
“Duen, put in the earring for me.”
“Now, ah, like this?” Duenhaw’s eyes widened, his voice went high when the person on top pushed in again, his white nails digging deep into the lover’s flesh, leaving marks.
“Yeah, ah-ah.”
“Wait, ugh, I’ll do it later.” The medical student spoke with difficulty, tightly closing his eyes to control his emotions.
“I want you to put it in now. If you don’t, I’ll stay like this.” The speaker stopped his hips from pressing further into the other. He gave a sly smile, making the listener purse his lips in annoyance.
At first, Duenhaw was going to let go and not care because he thought the one suffering the most would definitely be Bohn, but that wasn’t the case when there was something big stuck inside him. It made him feel so uncomfortable that he could barely breathe, while the other was still smiling happily.
“Alright!!! I’ll do it, where’s the earring!” The slender figure said irritably. The listener smiled again and handed over one earring. He took it and pulled the other closer by the neck because he didn’t want to get up with that still inside him, his beautiful fingers carefully inserting the earring into the lover’s earlobe with difficulty.
“Ugh, Bohn, don’t tease, ah.” The person below let out a high-pitched sound, his body trembling when the other pushed his hips further into him, making the hot flesh penetrate deeper.
“Not teasing at all.”
“You damn brute, ah, it’s done.” After great effort, he succeeded, actually, it wasn’t that hard to put in…it was hard because the other kept teasing him until he was trembling.
“Thank you.” The tall figure leaned down to claim the lover’s lips, his hot tongue intertwining, creating such pleasure that both moaned softly. Not long after, Bohn did something to Duenhaw’s white ear.
“Hmm, what are you doing?”
“Putting in the earring.” After saying that, he carefully inserted the earring into the white earlobe, massaging around the area to relax the other because he knew Duenhaw hadn’t worn earrings for a while. Putting them back in might hurt.
“Ugh, it hurts.”
“Where does it hurt, your ear or there, haha?”
“Both, damn it! Ah.”
The tall one continued to insert the piercing little by little to avoid causing too much pain, while slowly lowering his hips. He bent down to kiss the full lips intermittently, alternating with sucking to distract him.
“It’s all in now…both holes, heh heh.” Bohn whispered before bending down to suck and leave rose-colored kiss marks on the slender neck.
“You’re shameless!”
“Ouch, why hit my shoulder?”
“Isn’t it deserved?”
“Heh heh, give me a kiss.” The sly one didn’t seem bothered by the scolding at all. He smiled contentedly before leaning down to give another kiss, inserting his hot tongue into the mouth to tease and play with the smaller one. The initial gentleness turned into fierce passion, blending the sounds of kissing with the sounds of saliva.
“Ah, don’t touch!”
“I want to make us feel good.” The tall one didn’t stop his hands, increasing the intensity of his strokes and squeezes. At the same time, his hot lips traced over the white skin. Every action, every touch, scattered Duenhaw’s mind until he couldn’t tell what was what anymore.
“Ah, Bohn, no! Stop!” The one below shook his head, his eyes welling up with tears, both pitiful and arousing at the same time.
“Why? Don’t you like it?”
“Stop…No.”
“Why, hmm?” Bohn asked before starting to move his hips in and out in a slow rhythm, his hand squeezing the tip until the other got goosebumps.
“Uh…I’ll cum too soon.”
“Heh heh.”
Upon hearing the answer, the tall one grabbed the slender legs, hooking them around his waist. Bohn moved his hips with more force as his emotions heightened, one thick hand gripping the other’s narrow waist tightly. The internal clenching was driving him mad, the moans from both filling the room, but now they didn’t care about anything else.
“Ah, Bohn, uh, hold my hand.” The lean one swayed with the force from above, the other responded by holding his hand and thrusting his thick hips into him rhythmically.
“Does it hurt? Are you in pain?” Bohn pressed his forehead against the round one, tightening their grip until their hands were sweaty, kissing the temple, eyes, nose, and mouth of the other in turn.
“Uh. No, ah.”
“Can I go harder?”
“Ye…ah.”
Upon hearing the permission, the tall figure turned the other to face away before immediately inserting his manhood, causing the other to scream in a high-pitched voice, his fingertips digging in to release the tension.
“You damn scoundrel!”
“Why scold me? You said it was okay.”
“But…damn it!”
“Cat, huh.”
Bohn chuckled softly. If he could, he’d like to tease this cat a bit longer, but he really couldn’t wait anymore…After deciding, he firmly held the slender waist and started a fierce rhythm that made the other tremble. He lifted Duenhaw’s chin to receive a passionate kiss, their tongues intertwining hungrily.
“Hmm, Duenhaw.” Bohn pulled away from the kiss before intensifying his thrusts. He focused on the sensitive spot of Duenhaw, making the slender figure moan sweetly, his body slumping into the pillow, letting his lover take control of everything.
“Bohn, ah, don’t release, ugh, inside.” Duenhaw turned his head to speak to the person behind him when he felt his lover was close to climax.
“No, uh.”
“No! Ah, ah, ah!” The medical student furrowed his brows, about to protest but then let out a loud moan as Bohn hit the pleasure point repeatedly. From trying to stop him, he now shook his head back and forth, tears streaming down his face, making the other lean down to soothe him with kisses.
“I’ll clean you up later, please let me release inside, you sweet thing.” After saying that, Bohn held the slender waist tightly. He increased the speed and force of his thrusts, his large hand skillfully pleasuring the sensitive part.
“You’re terrible!”
“Uh, sorry.”
“…Bad taste, ah!”
“Yes, I’m sorry.”
“Uh…” The person with the bad behavior bent down to suck and leave kiss marks on the white back with possessiveness. The flesh rubbing together made an embarrassing sound, and when he was close to climax, Bohn withdrew almost completely before thrusting back in forcefully, making the person below him cry out as he hit the pleasure spot every time.
“You crazy bastard, Bohn, ahhhh!”
In the end, Duenhaw was the first to lose control. He tensed up and released, staining the bed and his own stomach.
“Hmm, Duen.” Bohn gritted his teeth and moaned. After Duenhaw had released, his love passage clenched him even tighter…
“Don’t clench like this…I’ll go crazy.”
Bohn thrust into the other, wrapping his arms around the lean body with affection, his hot body convulsing as he released a large amount of love fluid inside his lover. Once he was sure it was over, he pushed himself up and withdrew, bringing with him the fluid he had just released.
“Will it hurt your stomach?”
“Do you…even care, you bastard…” The other gave him a blaming look, each word coming out with difficulty due to exhaustion.
“Sorry.”
“That’s four times now…you’ve said sorry.”
“If not sorry, then what should I say…sorry.”
The tall one rolled the other onto his back, his gaze filled with adoration…the one lying there was bright red, one arm covering his forehead, sweat covering his body.
That didn’t make his heart beat as wildly as…
When Duen spread both legs on the bed, revealing the love passage reddened from their recent activity, love fluid flowing out due to gravity, some sticking to his beautiful legs. He had to admit, no one had ever aroused him this much before.
“Can we go another round?”
“Try it…I’ll really get mad at you.”
“Joking…but if we could, that’d be nice, let’s go take a shower.”
“Just warning you, if you do anything, I’ll hire people to gang up on you…”
“That’s harsh.”
“I can be harsher.”
“Then be harsh, be very harsh. When Duen gets angry, it’s cute.”
“You…oh, I’m going crazy.”
…
“Hello, Mom and Dad.”
Bohn raised his hands to greet my parents. Damn…I have to walk funny. All because of him. Thankfully, he didn’t continue when we were showering, otherwise, I wouldn’t have had the strength to walk.
“Oh, you’re already here? Why so early, half an hour before the appointment?”
“I was excited, wanted to see Mom’s face sooner, haha.” Oh wow, what a liar, the biggest liar there is. Who was it that just before said, ‘Can we not go? I want to cuddle longer…’
“Wow, what a sweet-talking young man.”
“You-”
“What, Duen…”
“Nothing, Mom, shh.”
“And how is Bohn, son? Are you comfortable?” My mom walked over to pinch the brute’s cheek like they’ve known each other for ages when I heard she only met him yesterday. Are you playing nice with my mom?
“Yes, I brought some gifts too.” He handed a fruit basket to my mom. I made him buy it; I want to eat apples…
“Wow, such good manners, Duen has a good eye, as expected of my son.” Should I be happy that Mom is praising? Why am I annoyed with Bohn? Look at him, he’s even giving me a mischievous smile!
This calls for some Phii Boss slang! “Paloy to palo.” it means you’re bad, my Thai teacher said when a friend stole his braised egg, he just cursed randomly, but he liked it so he taught it to me.
“Dad!” Daonuea ran down from the stairs. She jumped to hug the one who was already holding his arms out. My foot twitched…damn, don’t mess with my little sister!!
“What’s up? Come give Dad a kiss quickly.”
“Mwah mwah mwah.”
“Good girl.” After saying that, the brute pinched her cheek. I clenched my fist. Meanwhile, the real mom stood there smiling fondly, laughing with delight. Oh wow…I can’t trust Mom to look after Daonuea anymore. Last time with Ben, she was quiet, but this time with him, it’s even more!
“Hello.” Oh, Dad, when did you get here…and who are you talking to? “Are you ready…uh, that’s right, deal with the target.”
“Hey.” Oh wow, I’ll snatch the phone right away…uh, ‘Gunner’, is that the friend’s name, tell me.
“Haha.”
“Calm down, Dad.”
“Your boyfriend is really annoying. Not only did he steal my wife and son, but he’s also taken my beloved daughter…damn, he’s playing everyone in the family, truly a scoundrel.”
Dad looked at the jerk who was being flirtatious between two beautiful women with irritation. I crossed my arms, doing the same, yeah…honestly, he was very annoying, we just had sex, and now he’s flirting with other women, and worst of all, they’re my mom and sister! Are you some kind of household Casanova, Bohn?
“Yeah…should I lure him to the backyard so you can punch him, Dad?” No need to shoot, but a punch or two would be okay.
“Yeah. You lure him out, I’ll handle the rest.”
“I heard that…”
The icy, commanding voice came from the mouth of the former famous model. She looked at her husband with a steady gaze…that was enough to make him stop all his thoughts. Even I, not being the target, got goosebumps, wow, the power of a wife. Phii Duen, better duck or you’ll get caught in the crossfire.
“Oh, Dr. Kang, Big Boss was just joking.” Where did that fierce general from earlier go? The one who was tough while talking to the hitmen, why is there only this meek man left?
“Don’t let me see you do it again…or I’ll slap you so hard your head splits.”
“I won’t do it again, let’s go eat…kids, follow your dad!”
Good at changing the subject, good at saving himself…
After that, the five of us sat at the dining table, which was laden with numerous dishes, mostly Thai food. Wow, I was just craving green curry.
“Bohn, you study engineering, right?”
Mom asked while serving a large scoop of rice to the conversationalist. If Mom is going to be this enamored with him…look at the rice in my bowl! It’s so little…
“Yes.”
“Can you tell me how you met Duen?” She asked eagerly, propping her chin on her hand. Dad, sitting next to her, gave Bohn a disapproving look, saying, “Why care about that, I’m way more handsome.” endearing, this jealous husband…
“It’s a long story. I was taking a walk in the park when I found Duen sleeping, so I went to wake him up.”
“Why wake my son if he was sleeping peacefully…what an idiot.” Dad looked at the lightbulb, but it was clear who he was talking to; he probably wasn’t scolding the lightbulb.
Bang!
“Eh!” Phii Duen was startled; Mom’s table slap was so scary that even Miss Daonuea was sweating…
“Ugh…” The other person moaned cutely, clinging to his wife’s arm with fluttering eyelashes. Uh…again, where did that fierce Dad from earlier go? Who is this uncle afraid of his wife?
“Continue, don’t mind him.”
“Well…at the university, there are a lot of snakes and centipedes. I was afraid Duen would get bitten, so I went to wake him up.” Why does he sound so good when he says that!
“Oh my, what a good boy.” My mom put her hand to her chest, looking at Bohn with admiration. Mom! You don’t know everything! You should hear about how he seduced me, or how he forced me to give flowers him flowers for a month, or how he dragged me at the gear field! His friends teased me throughout the faculty, Mom! And how he woke up and pushed me through so many rounds. Damn!!
“Yay, Dad is the best person ever.” Miss Daonuea too, don’t fall for this fake image of this brute, damn! I want to punch him.
“No, haha.”
“And how’s the bruise from Dad’s punch, son…does it hurt?”
“At first it hurt, but Duen helped until it got better.” Award for the outstanding (future) doctor here. Even though I was beaten to pieces, after the fight, I still got up to apply a cold pack for him. I don’t know which is greater, my sense of duty or my concern for my boyfriend.
“Why didn’t you let him hurt for longer?”
“Eh!”
“Heh, I was just kidding.” This guy is really powerful.
“And have you apologized to Bohn for causing trouble?”
“Trouble? I was just greeting him.”
“Eh!!”
“Sorry, damn it!”
“It’s okay, with a son like this, it’s normal for a father to be protective and concerned; I understand.” That can be interpreted in many ways, one…I’m so cute that Dad is protective, two…I’m so foolish that Dad worries, or both?
We kept eating dinner, with Mom asking Bohn questions from time to time, mostly about us, like ‘Who asked to date first?’, ‘Where was our first date?’, things like that. I’m full now, this time I ate so much for dinner that everyone in the house was surprised.
Oh…I used a lot of energy, after all.
“That…are they a pair?” Mom pointed at my ear and then at the other person’s next to me. Is she eagle-eyed, or are the piercings that noticeable?
“Yes, we bought them as a pair but wear one each.” Talking about putting them in made my face feel hot. Damn, Bohn, he’s such a tease. If I knew this, when I was piercing him, Phii Duen should have just pierced his ear right through, damn it…
“So cute, why choose earrings, dear?”
“Duen and I don’t really like big jewelry, so we chose something small instead.” After saying that, he tucked a strand of hair behind my ear. He didn’t forget to give a gentle smile that could melt the hearts of both women, yeah…go ahead, your dad, I always lose to you, my heart’s beating all over the place, damn it.
“So romantic.” Daonuea twisted in embarrassment.
“Ha ha.”
“Annoying.” I whispered so only he could hear before scooping a big piece of galangal from the chicken soup for him. No ginger, here’s galangal instead…eat a lot, you jerk.
“Are you jealous of me?” He feigned innocence with a smile, but his hand…your hand is touching my thigh!
“I’m not jealous, that’s my mom and sister.” I pouted, pinching his hand once. He hissed in pain but quickly composed himself when he saw Dad watching.
“How long do you plan to be with my son?”
Dad crossed his arms, looking serious. This question made my heart skip a beat. True…I haven’t thought about this since we started dating. He loves me now, but what about after this…just the thought of it made me unconsciously clench my nails, what’s this. Just thinking about it hurts.
“Don’t clench your nails, don’t furrow your brows either.”
The person next to me spoke softly, his slender fingers enveloping mine, the warmth from him making me relax my frown. You…are really something, Bohn.
“Ah! How about getting a tattoo?” Mom raised her hand, mimicking the action. Normally, Dad would be scared and start to sweet-talk, but not this time.
“Let me ask you for my wife Fon…how long will you be with our son?”
“…”
“My son is unique, he’s an idiot, slow to catch on. And this is the first time he’s ever loved someone…honestly, I’m very worried.”
“So, what’s your answer?”
“Forever.”
“Don’t talk like it’s a novel. If you’re not as handsome as Jungkook, don’t say such sweet things.” The reference to Jungkook…
“Don’t worry, Dad. I still stand by my word that I’m serious. We love each other and will never break up…right?” You said that, why turn to me and say ‘right’ with that smile that won’t stop? You damn bastard, it’s like a yawn, you know? When I see it, I want to smile too.
“Don’t mess with my son…you little brat. I’m warning you, if you hurt my son, you’ll suffer twice as much.”
“Hurt in what way? Do you mean in every aspect?”
“Yes, exactly.”
“If it’s the kind of hurt that feels good to him, does it count?”
“What…oh, that doesn’t count, I guess.” Why does Dad know about that…
“Then trust me.”
“Shh, you’re so annoying.” Dad grunted before turning back to his meal, while Mom and Miss Daonuea were still the same, hugging their arms and looking dreamy.
“I’ll be with you forever, what about you?”
“Me? Hmmmm.” I pretended to think hard, putting my hand to my chin while the other looked at me with a smile, seeing my act.
“What do you say? Will you stay with me?”
“If I’m not with you, you’d definitely die, I pity you…I can be with you forever.” I shrugged and turned back to my meal. If we were alone, I’d probably have been teased by now.
“Hehe, oh! Something fell.” The other bent down to pick up a pen from the floor. I saw you throw it there, but whatever…I turned to play with my food, ignoring him. Maybe he was just farting, probably felt nervous being stared at by Dad. I’d be nervous too with that look, like he could eat my head…
Kiss-kiss
“Uh…” I flinched slightly when I felt a cool touch on the back of my hand, and looking down, I saw Bohn kneeling, kissing my hand. You!! What if others see this!
“Don’t leave me, I won’t be able to live without you.” The other looked at me pleadingly, his handsome face pressed against my hand. I smiled before slowly bending down to meet the handsome face under the table.
“I won’t leave you, you fool. Leaving you would be like killing myself.”
I pressed my lips to his, because of you…because of you alone I’ve become like this. You’ve broken my heart, made my heart beat with your cheesy lines, made me…unable to live without you, damn it, you’re the most annoying. You have to take responsibility by…
…staying with me forever.
Does the last flower have a shop, a gear, and a wife yet?
[Bohn]
“Dad, teach me how to do that.”
I walked over to talk to my dad who was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper, with that brat next to him eating watermelon. He’s grown up a bit now, I hear he’s eight centimeters taller, where’s he rushing to, you little one?
“That?”
“Well…you know.” Crunch!!
“Huh? Are you going to do it?”
“Do you want to do it, son?”
Both Dad and Ben exclaimed in surprise in unison. Normally, I’d never ask Dad to teach me anything. If I wanted to do something, I’d do it myself, but this time it’s special…more than before. I used to make and then throw away, but this time it’s not like that.
“Uh-huh, next week will be my and Duenhaw’s anniversary.” After saying that, I raised my finger to scratch my cheek, trying to hide my embarrassment.
“Anniversary, anniversary…what does it mean?”
“Anniversary.”
“So, you want to make that for your partner, huh? Awwww, how, cute, heh.” The more you grow, the more you’re like me, son, so much so that it’s annoying.
“Reminds me of when I was young, oh, young love is truly wonderful.”
“Dad, can you stop being so sweet with Mom?”
“Ha ha.”
“So, Dad, are you free to teach me?”
“I’m free…but I teach tough, man.” Dad rolled up his sleeves to show his muscles…or should I say, bones, to be more accurate.
“I can handle it.”
“We’ll see about that.”
“You’ll see a big lump, brat.” Your mouth, Ben…it’s like mine, I’m starting to wonder if we’re really brothers or if we’re actually father and son.
“If you can handle it…then let’s go! We’re wasting time.” I nodded in response and followed Dad into a certain place.
…I do this for you, damn it, Duen.
“Boss, do you have a word that means ‘damn tired’?” My friend looked at his best friend, who was stressed about work. I don’t know if the teacher hates him or what, making him revise and revise again. I feel sorry for him…but I haven’t passed either, my dear friend.
“Tired? Like ‘grap-lua tee pree pree’.”
“Huh? What kind of ‘grap-lua’ is that?”
“‘Grap tua lua pree grap lee plao plao’, sss.” Boss repeated before sucking on his bottle of tomato juice with tamarind, I think the sentence before was shorter, and there wasn’t any ‘grap tua’ or ‘pree pree’.
As for the tamarind juice…(Afraid of getting sued, please allow me to censor it.)
You’re amazing, my friend, for finishing that whole bottle. Even Bihn gave up. He reviewed it for me, saying, “About the taste of this tomato-tamarind juice, I can tell you…just one touch, and it makes your balls shake up to your heart. When my tongue touched it, my heart fluttered away into the distance. Oh, the taste is like being kicked by a transvestite buffalo at the end of an alley in Thonglor. What the hell is this, tomato flesh or uterine cancer cells? The dog vomit is so dry, damn…but it really makes you fair, but, but, but, but…if I have to drink this for fairness, I’d rather stay dark like a betel nut.” and then he walked off to the bathroom with his balls shaking, =,_,=
“The one before was short, right? Did you add stuff?” Phu, the tattoo artist, furrowed his brows, next to him was Tee eating bread baked with fish sauce and topped with strawberries, the smell is terrible, I must say, please, Tee…have some mercy on your stomach, friend.
“Well, people need to develop, just like vocabulary and language.”
“Yeah, yeah, one more phrase…’I don’t want to study anymore,’ how would you say that in your language?”
“Pa-la-mib khimib pid pid.”
“Huh…that’s enough, you bastard, I shouldn’t have asked you.” Tang…I think you should have stopped a long time ago; talking with Boss never gets to the point.
“Oh, come on, dear, look at him talking.” Boss hugged his husband’s arm quietly, rubbing his head against the broad shoulder, fluttering his eyelashes coquettishly.
“Uh…” Merk raised his hand to stroke his best friend’s head to soothe him. You guys look more like a couple every day.
“Bohn…”
“Hmm, what’s up, you genius?”
“Every time I look at your earring, it annoys me so much. It’s been almost a year, and I’m still annoyed.” The other flicked my ear where the earring was. Damn, that hurts like hell now, has it gotten more painful?
“Why be jealous when my partner does more for me than that?”
“Cheers…fair enough.”
“That’s harsh, man.”
I didn’t know how to respond to that.
Today is the one-year anniversary of me and Duen. Even though time has passed, we’re not much different from when we first started dating; the only change is that my love for him grows every day…it’s exciting, but it’s true.
“Oh…wait, I just noticed, there’s something engraved on it.”
“What does it say?”
“Get a camera to zoom in, Bom.” After that, it was chaos. The jerks crowded around like I was an alien being studied by scientists. Honestly, it’s not surprising they just noticed because the letters are tiny. When King pointed it out on the first day, I was stunned…he’s really a god, that guy.
“B O…N, that’s enough, I know what it is.”
“Me too, annoying.”
“Should we just tear his ear off?”
“Yeah, love each other so much.” After getting the answer, the quartet, consisting of Bom, Boss, Tee, and Tang, made faces of disgust, heh heh.
“If you’re that possessive, why not write it bigger, or just buy something that clearly shows ownership?” The same King asked, an interesting question…
“I didn’t put it on to let others know we’re dating.”
“…”
“I put it on to remind myself who it belongs to.”
“…”
“And to remind Duen that he’s mine, heh.”
“Done, disperse.”
“Haha.”
“Love is like an earring. Even without a pair, it can be cool.” As we all started to quiet down, Boss spoke, looking out at the road. We’re at the football field in front of the faculty. There aren’t many people around, just dogs and us…why does it seem like we’re all the same?
“How can you call that love, you bastard?”
“It’s secret love.”
“How is it cool?” Bom continued asking. You too…I told you not to talk to Boss, he’s all nonsense apart from some pseudo-wisdom. He even created a Line group with friends at the university, with over 400 members, named ‘There’s really wisdom here, don’t you know’, haha.
“I don’t know either, I just want it to rhyme.” The speaker shrugged indifferently, picking up another bottle of tamarind juice to drink. Your city gates will definitely collapse, Thanarit…
I stopped paying attention to them and looked out at the empty field. Today, I planned to take Duen somewhere; he doesn’t know where yet. I just told him we’d go eat some sweets, and he nodded in agreement without asking where. I like this about him…so easy to fool, haha.
“Bohn!”
I turned to the voice, seeing a slender man jumping and waving this way from the road, with four others following behind. Duen was carrying a bag of something. This scene looks familiar, like I’ve seen it somewhere before…
“Hello, everyone.”
“Pay respects to the Buddha.” King said, waving for the juniors to sit down. There’s plenty of space since there’s no one here but us…
Oh, where did all these people come from?
I looked at the crowd that had come to claim seats at the tables and on the grass. They pretended not to notice us, but I could see they were glancing over from time to time. They probably followed Ram’s group. That’s how it is with good-looking people…why wasn’t there anyone when we were here? Am I not handsome enough?
“Shit, everyone’s here.”
“I’m glad…not for any particular reason, just that there will be more people to catch the punchline.”
“What is Phii Tee carrying?” Phu…despite looking fancy, he’s actually quite tacky.
“Kmanry.” No, please…don’t think it’s luxurious or expensive, ‘Kmanry’ is read as ‘K-man-ry’, from ‘bread’ + ‘fish sauce’ + ‘strawberry’. You know who came up with this name, right?
“Haha, let me smell it a bit, ugh! The…smell.”
“Try it, it’s imported, the smell might not be great, but the inside is amazing, bro.” Phu seemed to believe, slowly moving his hand to touch the durian lightly. I couldn’t stand watching anymore. For the sake of being my wife’s best friend, I’ll save you this once.
“Phu, trust me…don’t eat it.”
“You say so?”
“Yeah.”
“Then I won’t…I’m scared since you said it.”
“You bastard, Bohn. You always block me!” Let go of your little brother, stop looking for prey, please.
“Bohn.”
“Huh?”
“Do you have water?” I nodded and handed a water bottle to my lover. When someone as goofy and smiley as Duen wears a piercing, it…looks good, so good I want to put scotch tape over his ear so no one else can look.
“Hey, you buffalo…where did you go to get your face this red? I told you not to be out in the sun too long or your skin will get damaged, what if you faint from the heat?” I took out a handkerchief to wipe his sweaty face. Did you go running like a buffalo or something?
“Uh, went shopping, just ran into Phii Froeng and Mai, he’s gotten even fatter, this big.” The other spread his arms in the air to indicate the size of the ice cream tub, is that a cat or an armed tank…
“Really, where did you see them?” I asked, still wiping his sweat, his sweat was running so much that his student shirt was soaked, thank god he was wearing a tank top, or I’d go crazy.
“At the market behind the university, they were shopping with Phii Thara.”
“Oh…should we go there?” I asked, my watch showing it was 5 PM, but I wasn’t serious about the time since no matter if it’s morning, afternoon, or evening, that place is usually not crowded.
“Talk to the boyfriend first.”
“Whatever, because the one I want to be with is you, heh.” After saying that, I squeezed his cheeks, he pouted in annoyance but smiled, wow, you’re embarrassed now, huh?
“So sweet, I’ve got no more comebacks to tease them. Do you have any, Bom?” Tang propped his chin, looking at us with boredom. Maybe you guys should stop teasing us for a bit.
“Me? I’m out too. Tease him, Merk.” Bom nudged Merk, who was sitting next to him. The one nudged looked at me for a moment before saying something decisive.
“Ugh…”
“Haha, that was supposed to be teasing, right?”
“Ugh, are you going to leave me, Duen?” The annoying wife ran over and clung to the fool’s arm, making whining sounds, rubbing her head against the other’s neck. Hey, that’s too much, I’m going to slap you.
“Sorry, Phii Boss, our story is in the past. Teachers and students can’t really love each other.” This one loves to play around, shaking his head like it’s difficult, slowly removing Boss’s arm while sending a pained look that was annoying to the other. You probably don’t have acting skills.
“Boss is coming for me…”
“Do you want Phii Boss, Phii Merk? He’s my ex.” Duenhaw crossed his arms, smiling wickedly, his eyes telling a story. I shouldn’t have let you hang out with Boss so much, and with Phu as an additional option, it’s getting worse. I’ll take you for therapy with Ram, Duenhaw.
“The past of those behind…is the hope of those in front.”
“Mak-ka-do yang ta-kaeng ping, pu-ing pu-ing mae-kanin ko krai yiao hi hi! Shit…Merk, are you scheming? Planning to wait until we run out of punchlines to claim the throne of bad puns? You’re terrible! Don’t expect to win the crown!! If I knew, I would have saved some punchlines.” You…swear to speak human language.
“No…but if I do get the crown, I’ll give it to Boss.” The one being scolded smiled, gently brushing the hair off the other’s face.
“Yay, good job, darling, kui pad ta-mee-a.”
“Translate, please.”
“I love you.”
“Hehe.”
We…are still in the Bohn Duen story. Not Merk Boss, please don’t steal our scenes.
“Final lament…a gibbon is still a gibbon, sigh, when will God send me a handsome man as per the plot? Not handsome is fine, but please let him be rich, huh! I don’t know how to lament anymore. Maybe in my past life, I committed a grave sin by chasing everyone in the city with long beans, ‘I will kill you, Burengnong! Die, you servants’, definitely…it must be. In that case, I need to atone for my sins by growing long beans to offer to the temple…if they’re long and big, maybe they can be used for something else, huh, hehe.” Haha…
“Damn, Ting, you’re as pitiful as me.” Tang patted his friend’s shoulder. They were both sitting on the grass. Uh…actually, there’s still space up here; you don’t have to go to such lengths to sit down there.
“It’s not the same! You have the chance to get a husband.”
“But I have no chance to get a wife!!!”
“Then…join the bird club with me, my dear friend, come on.” Oh wow…I feel sorry from the bottom of my heart.
We kept chatting, everyone was just like when we first met. Tang is still cute and has his creepy surgery game obsession, Ram is still quiet, Phu and Tang are still lively, King is still artsy, Bom still forgetful, Tee still developing his devilish recipes, the silent husband and annoying wife are still…yeah, the same, and King is still “bird-like.”
“So, you guys are coming to my farm again, right?”
“Yeah, we’ll be bothering your mom again.” I said, feeling bad for his family. When we go, there are usually twelve of us, and the meals aren’t small, beds and everything need to be prepared.
“No, come in big numbers, my parents love it.”
“I’ll buy a collar for your dog, Sai Bai Prua, Duen and I have to go, bye.” I waved goodbye to the others in the fan group…sigh, no matter how many times I say it, I just can’t get used to it.
“Yeah, yeah, don’t overwork yourselves, you’ve got school.” Ting shouted after us, and Duen’s face turned red.
“Yeah! We know, we only do it on weekends anyway.” I shouted back, deliberately letting others hear to tease my lover.
“Damn, Bohn!”
“Ouch, why hit my shoulder when you’re embarrassed?” To be honest, I’m used to getting hit by him. Oh well.
“You deserve it.”
“You deserve it too, heh heh.”
“Huh!”
“Yeah, you deserve that.”
“You bastard!”
“This bastard is your husband.”
“Oooh!”
On the way to the car, he protested a little before quieting down from exhaustion. In his hand, Duen was holding a bag with something inside as usual. The bag was cloudy, so I couldn’t see what was in it, but I caught a glimpse of something red peeking out. What is that…
“Where are we going to eat?” The person next to me asked drowsily, yawning, damn, you always get sleepy when it’s cool, but that’s good, it means he won’t know where I’m taking him.
“I’ll wake you when we get there, go to sleep.”
“You’re not going to sell me at the black market, right?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Really?”
“At first, no, but now I’m starting to change my mind.” Here, I push his head…come on, instead of feeling guilty, you’re smiling.
“Uh, then take care, my charioteer, Phii Duen is going to sleep.” Not long after that, I heard the sound of “Fie” from the slender figure, making me smile again. If you’re going to fall asleep that easily…
Alright, let’s keep driving…how long has it been since I’ve been there? It must be almost a year since the last time.
“Duen.”
I touched my lover’s cheek to wake him up. He slowly opened his eyes, his face when he just woke up…oh, so cute, pinch his cheek, it’s soft, where does this softness come from? Even Ben’s cheeks aren’t this soft.
“Ugh, stop, haha.” He laughed softly, pushing my chest to keep me at a distance. I let go without any fuss. Not for any particular reason, just afraid it would get darker and the mosquitoes would carry him away.
“We’re here.”
“Where?” Duenhaw looked out the window. I smiled and opened the door to get out. I didn’t forget to walk around and open the door for him.
“Where we first met.”
I brought him to the university’s public park. I don’t know if it’s odd to celebrate our one-year anniversary here instead of a five-star dinner or shopping in a luxurious room. I don’t look at the outside or the price…I look at the value and significance; this is where I first met Duen.
Our beginning started here…
“Yay, is this romantic, Nong Bohn?” The slender figure held my cheeks with both hands, shaking them left and right.
“Hehe, shall we go for a walk? Maybe we’ll meet our Cupid.” I held his hand, ‘Cupid’. Not referring to Ting…Ting is a human Cupid, but this Cupid is not…
“Who?”
“Alex.”
“Yeah, let’s go, ha ha ha.”
Today the weather is nice…just like the day I first met Duen. I’ve prepared a little surprise for him. I don’t know if he’ll like it, but I put a lot of effort into it, got hurt several times before I succeeded, and Dad really taught me tough.
“I was sleeping right here.” He pointed to the grassy area by the pond. Yes, I remember him lying there, that’s Alex’s usual sleeping spot. Thinking about it again…damn, this idiot, why sleep there of all places?
“Yeah. Why were you sleeping there?”
“The weather was nice, so I wanted to sleep…and I did, ha ha ha.”
“You’re crazy. What would I do if something happened to my boyfriend?” I lightly flicked his forehead. You really deserve a slap, where are you running to?
“And you? What were you doing here?”
“Me? I was just taking a walk.” I remember feeling artistic and came to walk to clear my mind, thinking I’d go back soon, but then I hit the jackpot by finding someone to torture my body…
I mean, I fell in love with him, couldn’t get out of it.
“The weather’s nice.”
“Yeah.”
“Just like that day.”
“Yeah.”
“Let’s lie down.”
“Yeah…heh.” Ugh, you talk and then lie down immediately, you bastard. You’re wearing your student uniform today, Duen, it’ll get dirty, think about the washing machine for once.
“If your shirt gets dirty, I will hit you.”
“Yeah, right.”
“Doing something useless, do you want Cupid to drag you down into the water?” Even though I scold him, everyone knows I spoil my boyfriend a lot. What I did next was…lying down beside him. To be honest, I was already planning to BUY new clothes because…uh, I’ve gained weight.
It’s all that damn idiot’s fault, he cooks me five meals a day, but to blame him entirely isn’t fair…the food is just too good.
Ben loves Duen’s cooking so much he doesn’t want to go home, spending his weekends at our condo. It’s like we’re his real brothers. I wouldn’t mind if he came alone, but he brings his best friend too, and recently, Bihn used a dart to dig into the soil because he saw it lying on the study table.
He’s pouting, damn…Ben’s face is pouting.
It’s not just him who’s pouting; the spoon Dorton is pouting too, ‘Bihn!! Why did you do this! You’re a murderer, you killed my best friend while he was still alive, Dor-ton had to suffer to the brink of death, guh!! Boom!!!!’ Bihn was quiet for several days, he might look like this, but he really loves his junior, so when he got the silent treatment, he was down for a while, haha.
“Duen.”
“Hmm?”
We were both using our arms as pillows, looking up at the sky…that cloud looks like a dog, Merk, it even has a hot dog. I’m not being lewd, but it really does look like that.
“Do you know what day it is today?”
“I know, it’s Tuesday.”
“I’ll hit you with grass.” I sat up on the ground, reaching to pluck some grass to threaten him with. Grass can be dangerous, you might die from it.
“Just kidding, haha.”
“Be serious.”
“It’s our anniversary.” I let out a smile when I heard that, I knew you were teasing, I saw you holding back laughter until you were shaking.
“Sorry for not taking you somewhere fancy.”
“You know I don’t like those places.” True, last time I took him to a restaurant, he complained it was a waste of money, and the food was just a tiny bit, what the hell…
“I have a gift for you too.” I’ve been carrying it all the way, but Duen probably didn’t notice; it’s not that big, but I hid it well.
“Well, I have one for you too.” He lifted the bag in his hand to show me. The red and brown blur that I saw, is that the gift?
“Is it in there?”
“Yes, sir. You’ll definitely like it.”
“Then I’ll give you mine first.” Not for any particular reason…just in case Duen’s gift is really good, so I won’t be compared, somehow it looks like Phu is confident about his own gift.
“Uh-huh.”
“Thank you for always being with me.”
I handed him the bag, inside was a box, but the box itself wasn’t the gift; what was inside was. It was cupcakes that I spent a full week learning to make with my dad. They didn’t look beautiful…they were quite messy, with ‘BD’ written on top with cream. I actually wanted to write the full name, but there wasn’t enough space.
“Did you make this?” he asked in surprise. Of course, normally I can only make fried eggs and boiled eggs. I tried learning from Chef Duen, but no matter how much I learned, I could only do that much.
“Yeah, do you like it? It might not look good, but it’s tasty. Not amazing, but I made it for the one I love.” It’s sickeningly sweet, but it’s the truth. If it wasn’t for Duen, I wouldn’t bother with something this complicated.
“I…I’m so happy, huh.” Oh, you bastard.
“Don’t cry! I’m not good with this…”
“But you…huh.”
I licked my dry lips, staring at my lover’s trembling body, not knowing what to do. Normally, when he cries, I’m the one comforting him…but this time is different. Every other time, he cried because he was sad, but this time, it’s out of happiness. Should I comfort him by saying ‘Don’t be happy’? That doesn’t make sense, does it?
“Huh, I’ll eat it, but do you have a spoon?” The lean one sniffled, his eyes red and pitiful, making me lean in to kiss his eyelids. After pulling back, I handed him a spoon from the bag, knowing from the start that this would happen, so I brought spoons.
Once he had the spoon, Duenhaw hesitated for a moment before taking a bite of the cupcake, chewing thoughtfully while small sniffles could still be heard. After two bites, he looked up at me and said,
“The taste, huh, is just okay.”
“Sorry.” I stroked his head, having warned him that the taste was nothing special.
“But whatever. If you made it, even if it’s terrible, I’ll eat it.” He wiped his tears with his sleeve, taking deep breaths to stop the sniffling.
“You’re cute.” I smiled broadly. I’m happy when I see my lover enjoying something I’ve given him, especially when I made it myself.
Duen sat and ate my cupcakes until they were all gone, really gone, even licking the crumbs next to them. If you’re hungry, I can make more, Duen, you don’t have to eat like that.
“As for my gift…I’ll keep it.”
“Hey, once you’ve given it, taking it back is a death sentence.” What’s with you, giving and then wanting to take it back?
“Close your eyes first.”
“Do I really have to close my eyes?” Seeing him nod, I sighed and covered both eyes, “Hold out your hand.”
“Don’t play any pranks, Duen.”
“Have I ever played pranks? It’s always you.”
“Hehe.”
“Ah, catch.” He dropped something into my hand…this part is the red bow I saw, right? So, what’s this then? Is this a new design from Europe? If you don’t count the bow stuck on it…the shape of what I’m holding is quite rough and coarse, the texture is slippery yet rough. I can’t explain it, there are many concave and convex parts that confuse me…what is this?
“Do you know what it is?”
“No…what is it?”
“Open it and see, ta-da!”
“…”
I slowly opened my eyes to look at what was in my hand, stunned…speechless, like I forgot to bring my mouth from home. The thing in front of me explained everything; the additional touch was its light brown, almost yellow color, with a familiar scent that I love.
“You like it, right? It was so hard to find, I searched all over the market, finally found it at the very last stall, do you like it?” The other asked excitedly, his eyes sparkling without a hint of teasing, which means he wasn’t playing a prank on me. This made me realize that Duenhaw is still the same Duenhaw…
“…I love it.” I smiled to myself and my lover. Should I scold him or say he’s cute? The thing in my hand is something I like very much, but you…I never thought this fool would buy me ginger for our anniversary.
Yes, he bought me ginger.
Not just any ginger, the black lines from a marker had been added to make the ginger look like two people hugging each other, with eyes, a mouth, and hands. No other boyfriend could be half as cute and foolish as mine, I tell you.
“Why did you buy ginger as a gift?” Seriously. I never thought anyone would buy ginger as a gift for their boyfriend, it’s just…haha.
“Because you like it, so I bought it, shall we have ginger stir-fry today…ah, we have no ginger left, I will borrow this ginger to cook, I’ll keep the peel for you.” After saying that, he reached out to grab the ginger from my hand. Hey, you bastard, should we just fight then? This is my ginger, my wife bought it for me.
“No way, it’s mine, I will pickle it.” For pickling, I should ask Ting. That day I saw him pickling something in a jar, it looked good.
“Why pickle it?”
“If you leave it, it’ll spoil, I will keep it to show our child what Mom gave Dad as an anniversary gift.” I rubbed my nose against his, Ben and Daonuea will be so proud of this ginger bud.
“Really, heh heh.”
“Let’s take a photo.”
“No, I don’t like taking photos.” He covered his face, he really doesn’t like being photographed, his latest profile picture is from high school, and the last time he posted was a year ago, with no status updates. You’re a true caveman, Duen.
“Just one photo, smile, please.” I pleaded, not for long before the lean one nodded reluctantly, I knew you couldn’t resist my whining, heh heh.
Click
After the photo was taken, Duen turned to play with an ant on a leaf. I was about to post the picture but was stuck on one thing, what caption should I use…I must admit, I’m out of ideas.
“Wow, you’ve run out of ideas, huh? With that face, you must be out of ideas, huh, heh heh.” Duen made a teasing face, you…oh, damn, now that you’ve said that, I’ve got an idea, thanks a lot.
Bon Ss with Krisda Duennhaw
There are thousands of cheesy lines, but the one Bohn wants to talk to every day is just Duen, #BohnDuen
I had only posted it for a second when I was startled by a notification that there was a comment. Who is it? You’re too quick, brat, I haven’t even done anything else yet, let me see if it’s Boss or Tee…
Krisda Duennhaw: Ugh, cheesy.
“You could have told me.” I smiled, nudging the person beside me, when did you take out your phone, how come I didn’t notice, wow, pretending not to care but actually waiting for comments, huh?
“Ha, you’re out of ideas, so you’re using such a lame one.”
“Yeah, I’ve used them all on you. Can I reuse them?”
“No, no, Phii Duen likes new things, doesn’t do repeats.”
“Don’t you know about reuse, the world is getting hot, man.”
“Don’t care, I’ll read Phii Boss’s comment for a sec.” I nodded and looked down at the screen, damn, Boss is the king of cheesy lines. I have to read this.
Boss Thanarit: I can only be this…the one you feel good about but don’t love, #BossDuen
Oh, you brat, don’t appoint yourself as Duen’s husband, his husband is sitting right here, it’s me!
Bon Ss: You’ll see me soon…the spell to summon the silent husband
@Megha Setthakit
I quietly tagged my husband in the comments, and he replied not long after…huh, this is the longest sentence he’s ever written since we’ve been together.
Megha Setthakit: Some get to possess with love…others can only look but have no right to do anything #MerkBoss You were really scheming, huh…
Duen and I had been playing for less than two minutes when an ice cream truck passed by. Ting once told me about his experience chasing an ice cream truck, it was so pitiful.
“Want some ice cream?” I asked when I saw the other nod, so we walked over to the red truck together. This old man must be the same one who drove away from Ting because…I just saw an old lady chasing after his truck.
“Green tea ice cream is damn tasty, huh.” The fool took my green tea ice cream; at first, Duen wanted strawberry, but since it was out, he had to have this one instead. I watched him enjoy what he had in his hand…looks so good.
“Want some?”
“Sure.”
“Hehe.” After getting permission, I leaned down to lick…the lips of the other. It’s sweet, I mean Duen’s lips, not the ice cream.
“Ugh, saliva! Bohn, you shameless, bald, pot-bellied, shadow puppet, spoiled brat, oh my god, if you’re going to be this crazy, how can you do this! This is a public place, damn it!” He hit my chest loudly. Who cares, I told you there aren’t many people in the park. If they see, consider it a blessing for their eyes.
“Damn! I’ll go throw away the trash.”
I watched my lover walk briskly to the trash can, his mouth muttering, Bohn, with his eyebrows furrowed into a knot. Whatever. I just licked his lips, didn’t even kiss him.
Thud!
“Oops, sorry.”
The sound accompanied by the impact on my shoulder made me turn to look, the source of the voice was a slender woman…huh.
“Yes?” I raised my eyebrows in question. I didn’t smile or show any expression. From her words and actions, I knew she didn’t accidentally bump into me.
“It’s just…this is my first time here.” She was about to say something but was interrupted by another voice. I think I know who that voice belongs to.
“Tarai, don’t mess with him.”
“Why. Do you want him?” The beautiful girl crossed her arms, her eyebrows furrowed, looking at the newcomer with annoyance. The other person stared at her for a moment before shifting his gaze to me.
“I wanted him, but he’s already taken. That’s his wife behind him.” He nodded towards my back, and I realized Duen was standing there.
“Wow, you bastard, both the husband and wife are hot, my heart skips a beat. Let’s go somewhere else, Mai!” After saying that, the beautiful guy dragged her friend away from the area. Before he left, I waved goodbye to Mai. Ever since we came back from Phu Sot Dao, he hasn’t clung to me anymore, though we do greet each other occasionally. He’s changed dramatically, now he even pats my head, saying, ‘I’ve been annoyed for a long time, brat, give me one or two flowers.’ Can I do that…
“Wow, you’re so hot, huh?” Duen said sarcastically, biting his lip to hold back laughter. I don’t know if he’s crazy or what, whenever he sees girls flirting with me, he stands there laughing.
“Just a little bit.” I grinned.
“Here alone?” He walked closer, crossing his arms and looking at me with a smile. What, are you going to pretend not to know me again? But whatever, I’ll play along, heh.
“Yes.”
“Can I flirt with you?” The lean figure of the medical student circled around me, scrutinizing, the smile still adorning his face.
“Flirt with what…you haven’t even asked if I’m single.” I feigned arrogance, picking at my nails, secretly hearing Duen laugh, but he quieted down after a while. Hey, don’t leave me playing alone.
Ding!
Krisda Duennhaw with Bon Ss
You have the Engineering Jacket, You have the Gear, do you want a Wife?
After reading, I shook my head with a smile and walked over to hug the poster with affection. Asking me, huh? But being this close, do you really need to post and ask?
“I won’t ask then, we’re this close, mmh… Krisda.” I bent down to whisper in his white ear, intentionally blowing hot air, making him shrink his neck away.
“I’m tired of words. I’d rather read now.” Duenhaw looked up at me, raising his eyebrows a couple of times to tease me further, what a pain in the neck, this boyfriend of mine.
“Heh heh, kiss me first, then I’ll tell.”
“Ugh, this is the middle of the street.” He furrowed his brows, lightly tapping my chest. So what if it’s the middle of the street? There’s no one here, I only see an old lady chasing an ice cream truck and an old man selling yogurt drinks.
“No one’s watching.” My conversation partner pouted slightly, looking left and right to make sure no one was around before pressing his full lips to mine…Of course, it made me very happy, my hand that was holding his slim waist moved up to pull the white neck closer. Meanwhile, my other hand sent a message that had been typed and left waiting.
Bon Ss: I Already Got a Wife 🙂
“I love you, Duen…do you love me?”
“Do I have to say it? You should know already, right?”
“I want to hear it.”
“Duen also loves Phii Bohn.”
“Hehe.”
– The End –
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