SMNTCERR, Special Chapter 31: Syntax Error #17 ‘END’
“Hyung?”
Jaeyoung ignored the other’s call, he kissed his forehead, cheeks, and ears lightly, every touch felt sweet and fragrant, he wanted to extend his hand to touch everything, both the hand exposed to the sun’s light and the cheek that had shadows passing by.
‘Yesterday you did that and you’re still not satisfied… You are too much.’ Jaeyoung reflected on himself and stopped halfway, this world is beautiful, but it is filled with things he cannot understand, and the most amazing mystery is how people live in uncertainty.
“I know I’m being sensitive, but is it the right time?”
Even though Sangwoo said something strange like that, it couldn’t help him. Even if he lived a comfortable life without thinking much, there were still times when his mood inexplicably became overwhelming because he was proud of the unextinguished flame he had kept for more than six years, because he knew well who led the innocent person to this point, and because he knew well how much the other party had tried to maintain this relationship. Even if the person never boasted about it, besides that, there are many reasons why Jaeyoung tends to become ‘sensitive’.
“We have to leave now…”
“It’s called love, you know.”
Jaeyoung whispered in his ear, making sure that Sangwoo had no way of not hearing.
“Even though you, with your broad heart, call this overflowing love, and can’t express it as ‘sensitive,’ well, its love, you know.”
Those two tactics were Jaeyoung’s number one weapon, a magical spell that would instantly soften Sangwoo no matter what position he was in. Even the icy waters surrounding Sangwoo would melt. Then followed warm and profound kisses as natural as could be.
Sangwoo cast aside the urgent quest ‘Packed belongings neatly and we can depart for the destination within 12 minutes!’ and pulled Jaeyoung close, wrapping his arms around his neck.
Not everyone possesses the ability to possess a kiss like the ones in the movies, while being in attire that was rejected as unsuitable for the place they were visiting, that too in a crowded parking lot. Jaeyoung thought he was really lucky.
Furthermore, Jaeyoung was also very greedy. Initially, he had thought of creating a warm and cozy atmosphere and setting off for the airport, but as soon as their lips touched, other thoughts emerged. Jaeyoung lifted his eyes slightly and saw Sangwoo’s tongue emerging between their intertwined lips, a rough desire to have a quickie surged up like pouring oil.
‘Think of what is good, think of what is right, think of what is pure…’
Sangwoo, who was fully engrossed in the intense kiss and unaware of Jaeyoung’s feelings, caused him to lose consciousness. The other party pressed himself against Jaeyoung’s chest and licked his lips with care, as if licking something else. If this isn’t teasing, then what is it?
Jaeyoung backed away inch by inch to prevent the lower part of his body from being caught, until his head collided with the wall with a thud. Sangwoo paid no attention and changed the angle of Jaeyoung’s head before sweeping his tongue into his mouth.
‘Think of what is pure, think of what is clean, think of…shit. I don’t know anymore.’
Jaeyoung kissed Sangwoo’s cheek and swallowed the corner of his lip. He felt like he could swallow the other person whole. He grabbed Sangwoo’s waist and pulled him closer. Their lower bodies touched. Sangwoo pushed, but
Jaeyoung held his head to prevent any complaints and deepened the kiss.
“Oops, sorry!”
Sangwoo sensed the unusual atmosphere alongside Jaeyoung’s hardening cock and tried to push Jaeyoung’s shoulder. When he saw it didn’t work, he used his elbow to hit him. If the other person hit back, he would be beaten. Jaeyoung pulled his lips away and quickly bent down, wrapping his arms around Sangwoo’s legs and lifting him up.
“We have to leave now! Have you gone crazy, hyung?” He held the struggling man on his shoulder and smiled.
“Feels like I’ve kidnapped Chu Sangwoo from a noble family. I’m so excited.”
“Let go. You crazy guy!”
“Does this village only have such a handsome man? I want to keep this person in the mansion right now. Then all day and night I will…”
Jaeyoung received a hit from Sangwoo’s knee and had to close his mouth. When he decided that it would be too much to walk home in this condition, he put Sangwoo down on a plastic box. No, he tried to make Sangwoo sit on the plastic box, but they both accidentally rolled off onto the cold floor. Sangwoo tried to crawl towards the exit, but Jaeyoung grabbed his ankle.
“Hyung, there’s less than three hours left until the flight. We can’t do this.” Even though his body was being dragged in, Sangwoo still tried to appease Jaeyoung with a tense face. But now, Jaeyoung didn’t want to go on a trip. Instead he wanted to be with the person he loved, who he hadn’t spent much time with at the chaotic airport, he wanted to lie down together, have meaningless conversations, and eat a full meal. Jaeyoung just wanted to hug Sangwoo tightly. While Sangwoo tried to fight and escape with all his might, a fierce battle took a moment.
“Hey, why does love have to be so tiring? We should do it once right now and then go on a trip.”
“What are you talking about, hyung? Let’s talk about the average time we had sex before!”
“No way, I’m sure it will be quick and easy, just like last Christmas.”
“The conditions were different back then. I dressed differently.”
“Right now, I feel the same way as back then.”
“Shut up!”
“Just think about it. If we go out like this, we’ll end up having sex on the plane just like last time.”
Sangwoo sealed his mouth with a face dyed red. It was probably during their trip to Bogota. While they were fooling around at the airport security checkpoint, they sparked a spark. Then they boarded the plane without properly dealing with their desires. Sangwoo declared solemnly that he would maintain his social morality as a high-class animal with dignity, but when he encountered Jaeyoung’s irresistible charm, after seven hours of travel, he couldn’t resist any longer and had to secretly meet in the bathroom.
“It was really great back then.”
Sangwoo was so overwhelmed in that plane bathroom that tears kept streaming down. Jaeyoung had to cover his mouth from behind with his hand, but even so, it wasn’t difficult. However, the problem was that during that time, the plane shook, and the warning light for fastening seat belts lit up. Sangwoo tried to leave, of course, Jaeyoung had no intention of letting him go. That day, Sangwoo cried throughout their sexual encounter, but it seemed like it wasn’t because of unfastening the seat belt or turbulence.
“That was a mistake. Happiness and safety cannot substitute for each other.”
“You’re right, it’s better to be safe on the ground than in the air.”
“…”
Jaeyoung managed to pin down Sangwoo with a marvelous technique before pulling up his shirt eagerly. Sangwoo looked displeased, but he raised his arms obediently. After his shirt came off his head, Jaeyoung immediately took off his own clothes.
They sat kissing each other for a long time on the cold floor until at one point Sangwoo pushed Jaeyoung away with a tense expression.
“Wait. We should probably stop messing around now. What do you think we should do?”
“Well, let’s just catch the next flight. We can leave tomorrow.”
“It’s a holiday period. There’s a high chance the tickets will be sold out.”
“Is that so? Then the schedule must be packed because of you.”
“Why is it because of me?”
“It’s because you’re too sexy. That’s why it turned out like this. In this situation, how can we go out without the neighbors noticing, they only see us as immoral people.”
Jaeyoung took Sangwoo’s hand and placed it between his legs. Sangwoo, who was lost in his thoughts, let his body go limp, as if it was about to explode, without paying attention to what was happening.
“We could also just drive there, even if it takes a long time.”
“That could work. We could set up camp together after a long time.”
“And then we can stargaze at night.”
“And have wild sex outdoors as well.”
“…I don’t want to be bitten by insects again like that other time.”
“Let’s do what we need to do first, and then decide together, okay?”
“Hmm.”
Sangwoo closed his eyes and naturally turned his face towards Jaeyoung as if he didn’t try to escape just now.
For more than six years, the other party had stepped into the world of emotions and desires countless times, a place where Jaeyoung resided. Although the plans made were often flawed, Sangwoo seemed to have learned not to care. Meanwhile, even if Jaeyoung escaped to the world of reason and calculations, it didn’t matter because at that moment, all Jaeyoung had to do was take a step towards where the other party was.
“I should let you know that this is a sex will cost us 852 dollars.”
“I don’t know, be quiet now.”
He didn’t want to waste time on negotiations, there are hot vacation days every year, and he can buy new plane tickets anytime, but this day, when he looked up at the sky, he found it so beautiful that it captivated his heart. Then, when he looked aside without thinking, he realized that there was something even more beautiful, the time when he fell in love with someone for the first time, or the time when he saw them living together, it was even more enjoyable to watch. Jaeyoung thought that this kind of radiant time cannot be valued in money.
Jaeyoung grabbed Sangwoo and sat him on his lap before lifting his lips to his hot neck, sucking the tender flesh under his chin and jawline before dragging his tongue down to the collarbone. When using his lips to clear the collarbone, Sangwoo twisted and pressed his upper body closer. Jaeyoung used his fingers to trace the curve of his waist to the buttocks.
While he was melting and dissolving Sangwoo completely, an orange tail passed by in front. Sangwoo frowned with irritation. So Jaeyoung pointed to the exit to resolve this conflict.
“VB, we humans are going to mate. Go into the house. Execute.” Meow.
“This quickie will take a while. No need to wait.”
Jaeyoung made sure that the cat had left the parking lot. Before pressing the remote control to close the door, the blue parking lot gate gradually moved down, slowly cutting them off from the outside world.
Jaeyoung lifted Sangwoo in his arms before placing him on the car’s trunk, the favorite car of them both, his black hair tangled and not in place. At the same time, the wonderful sunlight that came through the narrow window shone down on the face of the other person, dust danced in the air, and the black eyes reflected the image of Jaeyoung like a mirror, glowing with infatuation.
‘This picture is awesome.’
Jaeyoung closed off the many beautiful things in front of him with narrow eyes. In an instant, other senses rushed in, in a more exciting way.
“Sangwooya…”
Sometimes, when they hugged each other, Jaeyoung remembered the day he entered the apartment, about thirty square meters in size, for the first time, the day when Chu Sangwoo was still very young and locked him in the bathroom, making him angry.
Once, he had struggled to try sleeping with the other person just once, but that stubborn thought had long disappeared. This black mamba snake was a dangerous animal that only knew how to dig into the depths of Jaeyoung’s heart and stay in the room called “emotions,” unwilling to leave. It often devoured only the truth and discarded everything else.
“Sangwooya.”
“Hmm.”
The filtered vision called love made the whole body turn a fiery red. The white neck made Jaeyoung constantly want to kiss it, with the red marks of passion all over it. Both cheeks turned red, the warm tone of passion passed through the intertwined hands, and even the glass-like eyes flickered with a flame that never went out.
“Chu Sangwoo.”
Unbreakable trees even when the wind blows strong won’t fall, the dangerous second wheel of a single-wheeled bicycle.
The second he was sure that he had a deep spiritual connection with Sangwoo, Jaeyoung realized how deeply he loved the man in front of him. He became a better person because of this person, and he thought of good luck, happiness, life, moments, and even nirvana. However, he didn’t say anything, not even a word. He had explained these things many times before, but it was possible that Sangwoo only understood them at face value.
Originally, he and Sangwoo were two different types of people living in different colors and temperatures. Although they had many common points since they stepped into each other’s lives, they were still more different than they seemed. And that’s why Jaeyoung thought that this love was the only one in his world and could not be replaced by anything.
“Darling, it’s hot.”
“Really? The maximum temperature today is set…oops!”
The era in which the sharp-witted goddesses who possess the weapon of emotions held the position of Muse has been gone for a very long time [1]. If the Muse of artists in the 21st century were a dust-sucking robot that does not support functions like mind reading, what would be wrong?
Semantic Error, your logic is faulty.
Complete.
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[1] Muse, “Muses.” Inspirational goddesses for poets, singing enchanting songs, they are the daughters of Zeus and Mnemosyne. There are a total of 9 muses, namely Calliope, Urania, Melpomene, Thalia, Terpsichore, Erato, Polyhymnia, Euterpe, and Clio, each with their own distinct discipline.
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Hello.
Thank you to all readers who have journeyed with us until now, every comment and review is an important source of encouragement for the translator.
Although the novel has ended, I believe that Hyung Jaeyoung and Sangwoo must be happy together somewhere, because this error is a part of the operating system that has been fully integrated and will never be separated. 🙂
Thank you for making all five volumes meaningful every day. From now on, I will miss everyone a lot T__T. Anyway, if you like this novel translation, please leave a thoughtful comment. Thank you. T/N Eunuch End.
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