MYENGINEER, CHAPTER 40: The Story Goes
[Bohn]
Room XX
I’m standing outside Duen’s classroom. Right now, I’m waiting for him to finish class. Tang said he’d make sure he doesn’t escape. I’m sure my juniors will help too, that’s good, we’ll have many people to assist. The wound he left still hurts; when I didn’t know, it didn’t hurt, but once Merk told me what he did…it hurt like hell, making it hard to walk. No wonder it stung oddly when I showered.
Ah!
“What’s the next class?”
“Half-hour break then histology.”
“Sorry for forgetting your birthday yesterday, Sin, I love you, man…”
The medical student who just opened the door fell silent when he saw me standing there. I must have looked pretty scary. When you’re angry with someone, do you smile? Of course not. Neither do I.
I quickly hid in a corner out of sight when I saw Duen approaching. He was looking down at his phone, scrolling and tapping as if he was doing something. Is he cheating or what? Just wait, you…even Tang saw me. “Tang, let’s go-”
Bang
When I saw him getting closer, I automatically grabbed his arm. He jumped, almost dropping his phone. At first, he frowned as if he was going to look up and curse, but then he was stunned when he saw who was holding his arm.
“Bohn…” Tang told me you’ve been smiling all day, very happy, huh? Want me to do the same to you?
“Yeah, it’s me. We need to talk, Duen.” I said in a cold voice, my eyes catching sight of Tang and King following but not interfering, good.
“Ha…Ha, what do you want to talk about? I need to go to class.” He stuttered, please, I just heard your medical student friends saying there’s a half-hour break before the next class.
“Isn’t it a half-hour break?” He went quiet when I said that, huh…
“Let me borrow him for a bit, I’ll return him.”
“Bring back his soul too, please, Senior.” My junior only said that before they both walked down the stairs. When the coast was clear, I forcefully dragged Duen to follow me. I wanted to talk to him somewhere quiet, without people. I don’t want anyone to know about this; it’s too embarrassing.
“B…Bohn, where are we going?”
“Somewhere where it’s just the two of us.” I said that, but I couldn’t think of where to go. Not around here, it’s too crowded. How about a café…but they’re crowded too. Going to my house would be too far, and it would take too long; he might not make it back to class on time…Even after he did something like that to me, I’m still worried about him. I’m such a good person…
“I…I think we can talk around here.”
“Why do we have to talk in the car?”
“Because it’s just us here.” I turned to look at him, his face was innocent, why would you do something like that?
“…What’s up?”
“What did you do last night?” I crossed my arms, glaring at him with a sulky look, don’t even think about playing innocent. This kind of thing is unforgivable. I’ve been saving it since birth; it’s like the pride of every man, similar to a woman’s virginity…and look at what you did to my precious possession, damn, there are still stains on the bed from that.
“You know about it, huh, heh-heh?”
“I didn’t know! It hurts like hell!” I don’t know how much it hurt last night, but it hurts a lot now. Should I go buy some ointment? Friends who have been through this said I need to apply some, or it’ll take longer to heal.
“It’s your fault for teasing me first.” He looked away nonchalantly, do you have no remorse at all!
“Tease my ass! Why did you do that?”
“I wanted you to be happy.” He forced a smile, happy my foot! There’s not a single memory in my mind that says I was happy; all I saw was you, grinning evilly and laughing happily.
“You were the happy one, I’m the one in pain!”
“Come on, let Phii Duen comfort you.” Duen tried to come comfort me. Normally, I would be happy to run into his arms, but this isn’t the time for that.
“No need! I’m very angry with you right now, Duen.” I made a serious face. Anyone who wouldn’t be mad after this, I’d give them durian to mash on Tee’s head.
“Bohn…we’re dating.”
“Even if we are dating, shouldn’t you have asked for my consent first?” I’ve done it too, but I always asked first, ‘Can I really do this?’ or ‘Are you ready?’ but look at what you did!!!
“I…you were teasing me.”
“You can stop making excuses! Tell me how I teased you!” I sat down cross-legged, not caring how expensive the bench was.
“The story goes…”
Last night’s event…
[Duenhaw]
“Bohn, walk properly, will you?” I told Bohn, trying to support him so he wouldn’t fall. Damn, Bohn is so heavy, and when drunk, he refuses to walk on his own. And Phii Boss, why did you drug him? Don’t you know it’s me who suffers?
“Who are you?” He squinted at me, his face so funny, all red, eyes red, lips red. Plus, Bohn behaved like a bear after eating honey, now I know why your parents named you Bohn, must have thought, ‘What are you doing, you doctor? I want that sexy belly button,’ or something like that.
“I’m a student, a degree hunter…no, wrong.” Let me try a little humor, but I guess readers might not get it…never heard of Uncle Pu’s song, huh?
“Not a student. You’re my boyfriend…and cute, come here for a kiss.” After saying that, he reached out to pull my face closer. Damn, Bohn! Are you getting leprosy from being drunk?
“No, no! Phii King, Phii Merk, help me!” I used both hands to cover his mouth. At the same time, the drunk tried to push his face forward until now, only my hands were between our mouths, too much effort.
“No, no, it’s a husband-wife matter.” Phii Merk and Phii King shrugged as if they didn’t want to get involved, and they even had a smirk at the corner of their mouths. Just wait, I’ll catch you all and tie you up, starting from the one messing with me.
I exerted all my strength to help Bohn into Phii Merk’s car, why can’t he be still when drunk, like Phii Bom, who’s very still but his mouth…Bohn immediately stretched out as if he was sleepy, good, go to sleep, better than getting up and harassing me.
When we reached the seat…
“Are you sure you’re okay?” Phii King asked Phii Merk. Phii King was so tough; I saw him throw Phii Bom into the car so hard, there was a loud thud. Swear to God, that’s your friend. I’ve never been that rough with a friend before.
“Uh-huh, Boss, walk straight, man.” Phii Merk turned to speak to Phii Boss, who was now trying to stagger to the ground. I have no idea what ‘staggering’ means; I just remembered it from what he said.
“Honey, carry me.”
“Carry your own self, you’re heavier than a woman who is nine to ten months pregnant.”
“What? Am I pregnant? That’s funny, heh-heh.” Let’s leave the husband-wife stuff aside…
“Then I’ll take Bom home first, drive carefully. If you can’t, stop and call me.” Phii King tapped on the window to say, Phii King is so manly, he seems kind, I like him. Even if he looks a bit artistic at times.
“Yeah, yeah, I’m going.”
After that, Phii Merk drove off. He said he’d drop Bohn off first. He once told me that his family used to be five: father, mother, older brother, Bohn, and younger brother…but now it’s six because Ben moved in. At first, I thought him and Ben were real siblings, but it turns out they’re just cousins.
I’m really curious about what his house is like. The last time we went to eat snacks near the university, I thought he was telling the truth about his family being so rich that they couldn’t spend all their money. But after we started dating, he told me, ‘I’m not that rich, why are you so naive?’
“Merk, hey!” Phii Boss spoke with a slurred voice, reaching out to grab Phii Merk’s arm. Hey, Phii Boss, don’t do anything crazy, I’m in the car. If we crash, I’ll really beat you up!
“Boss, don’t grab, I’m driving.” Phii Merk gently shook off his own wife’s arm. Looking at him, Phii Merk has the look of a half-breed. I really like his eyebrows, they’re so sharp, they pierce my heart, Phii Duen. Oh, maybe tomorrow I’ll use charcoal to draw my eyebrows for university…not good? Why not?
“I need to pee…”
“Hey, hey, don’t you dare, my car’s expensive!”
“But I really need to pee!” Phii Boss grimaced while reaching for the zipper of his jeans, trying to pull it down. Hey! Phii Boss, don’t do it!
“Wait a bit, we’re almost at Bohn’s house.”
“Ugh, I need to pee!” O_O!!!
After that, I entered a new dimension of car riding, my God. I saw every car as long streaks of light, only red and white. Phii Merk was driving incredibly fast, overtaking every car in his way, swerving left and right until my head hit the car window, but Bohn was sleeping like he was on a fluffy cloud floating in the sky. You could’ve already left. But, Phii Merk…have you been a stuntman in “Fast and Furious” or something?
Still dazed.
“I’ll take him in first, Duen, you can drag Bohn into his room.” Phii Merk supported Phii Boss to open the door, having called someone in the house to unlock it, probably the maid. I nodded weakly, just stay, it’s like my head hitting the window was a melody, quite pleasant actually…no, not really.
“Oh…whatever you’re going to do, do it quickly, I’ll be waiting, heh.” Damn…
I cursed him in my mind for a while before deciding to wake Bohn up, but no matter how I tried, he wouldn’t wake up. I hit, slapped, even smacked him with a water bottle, and he still slept like nothing happened…I could carry him!
“Duen, can I have a little kiss on the cheek, please?”
“Hey, hey, watch out for falling!” I shouted when Bohn tried to collapse onto the floor, almost dragging me down with him by the neck. What are you doing? Was I like this when drunk?
“Do you need help?”
“Uh…yeah.” I nodded lightly, staring at the guy in front of me. He’s handsome, stunningly so…his pajamas are shocking…’If I miss out on you, I’ll try being with a ladyboy.’ Plus, it’s a red silk outfit.
“I’m Bihn, the little brother of this drunkard.” After saying that, he came over to carry Bohn, literally carrying him; I didn’t have to do anything. Damn, you’re so strong. How do you do that, have you been working out, or is your parttime job racing with buffaloes…that’s so cool.
“Oh. I’m Duen.”
“Are you his boyfriend?”
“…”
“Or did he imagine it? He likes to boss around, so I wasn’t sure if you were really his boyfriend.”
“Huh, I’m his boyfriend…really. You can use ‘ku’ and ‘mung’ if you’re uncomfortable.” From the looks of it, Bohn’s little brother probably wouldn’t dare use ‘ku’ and ‘mung’ with me because I’m his older brother’s boyfriend…or maybe because I look refined, so he thinks I don’t use crude language. You’re wrong, I’ve got a bucket full of ‘ku’, ‘mung’, ‘eng’, and ‘kha’.
“You use ‘ku’ and ‘mung’ too?”
“Of course I can.” I answered the question while Bohn’s younger brother opened the door to what I assumed was his older brother’s room.
Is this really his room?
I looked at the spacious room painted in sea blue. Inside, it was decorated with modern furniture, not much different from my own bedroom, except my bookshelf is much fuller because I love reading. Bohn, on the other hand, had fewer than ten books. Oh, your asshole. If you have so few, why buy a bookshelf at all, huh?
“Keh, then I’m off. Take good care of my brother, lock the door before you do anything.”
Damn, Bihn…
I watched Bihn’s back as he left the room before I walked over to Bohn, who was lying on his bed. His bed is insanely large. Are you planning to run a buffalo race here or what? Why buy something so extravagant? But then, I guess I should wipe him down…That’s the right thing to do, but if I take too long, will Phii Merk have to wait long?
Ding
Megha: Take your time, I can wait 🙂
Oh my, he talks like me and Bohn are going to have sex.
“Sigh…” I sighed before heading into his bathroom. There was a small towel and a bucket inside. Can I use these? They’re not for soaking feet, are they…even if they are, it doesn’t matter.
“What’s next…I need to take off your shirt, right?” I nodded to myself, reaching to lift his shirt. Is the shirt too tight or are you just fat, Bohn! It’s stuck on something, and there’s no belly.
“Ugh!” He groaned annoyingly and turned to the other side. Hey, you bastard! I’m trying to be nice here, wanting you to sleep comfortably. If you weren’t my boyfriend, I wouldn’t do this!
“Bohn, lift your arm a bit, I’m going to take off your shirt.” I nudged him gently, and he opened his eyes, looked up at me for a moment, then smiled.
“Hey!!”
I shouted in surprise when the drunkard grabbed me, pulling me to lie on top of him before wrapping his arms around me tightly. Isn’t this heavy? Are you really drunk or just pretending…
“Give me a cheek kiss…” He said with glossy eyes, lifting his right hand to pull my face closer, but I resisted with all my strength. Damn…this is a dangerous situation, clearly at risk of losing myself. I don’t want you as my wife yet, Bohn.
“Ugh! No, I’m going to wipe you down.” I tried to pull away while also pushing his face back. It didn’t seem to be very effective.
“Cool. No need to wipe.” After saying that, he locked my neck, forcing me to bend down. His sharp nose lightly tickled my neck, making me flinch to escape, but Bohn didn’t stop. He used his other hand to gently touch my ear, telling me not to play there!
“You…you need to wipe, or you’ll feel uncomfortable, Bohn, let go first, lift your arms so I can take off your shirt.” I stuttered, trying to pry his hand away, my heart racing as he gently caressed my neck.
“If you take it off, will you give me a kiss?”
“?”
“Answer me.”
“Uh…okay.”
I’d agree to anything right now, just stop doing that!!
Blink
I opened my eyes wide in shock when Bohn sat up, causing me to fall back onto the bed unprepared. He lifted his arms and took off his shirt in 0.0001 seconds, damn…you want me to kiss your cheek that badly?
“Duen, kiss, kiss, please.” The drunkard said with a smile, pointing his finger to his cheek a couple of times as a gesture, thinking he’s cute or what. Not cute at all…
Why do I have to feel this hot!
My eyes stared at Bohn’s white cheeks. If you’re going to look at me like that, why not just eat me? What should I do, punch him and run away…oh, damn, just kiss him.
“Just once, okay?”
Kiss-kiss
I leaned in, touching my lips and nose to his cheek before pulling back and clearing my throat. The good guy smiled broadly…and then just flopped back to sleep.
“Refreshing, good night, sweet dreams.” Oh hey! What about the pants!
Since he was already asleep, I had to struggle to clean him up. Bohn is so troublesome, not only did he not help, he made it even harder for me. And he kept flipping over every three seconds.
“Phew, so exhausting, just the lower half left, huh?”
I lifted my arm to wipe the sweat running down, feeling like I had run ten kilometers, while the drunk slept soundly, unaware of anything. Look at that steady breathing, damn! I muttered under my breath while reaching to slowly pull down his pants. Good thing he was wearing boxers, otherwise, I would have seen…
Wait.
“Bohn…why yours is like this, it’s not like mine.” I touched it curiously, mine doesn’t look like this at all. Bohn groaned before lifting his head to look, then burst into a smile when he saw what I was fiddling with.
“Guys are like this.”
“Mine isn’t like this at all…” I looked down at my own part under my pants, but it wasn’t similar at all to his. I touched mine lightly, then touched Bohn’s again. Damn, why is mine so soft while Bohn’s is so long and thick?
“Duen, stop touching or it’ll get hard…if it’s not the same, it means you’re not a guy, huh?”
Damn, Bohn.
Are you trying to make me angry?
“This is my pride, you know? Are you jealous?” He sat up, gently stroking himself. I’m not jealous! When we were kids learning to swim, I noticed it wasn’t like my friends’. When I asked dad about it, he said, ‘When you grow up, it’ll be the same.’ So I believed him, but now I’m almost twenty, why is it still not like other guys’!
Suddenly, my eyes caught sight of something by the bed. Should I do this? Maybe not, or he might get mad.
“But I’ve thought about it…”
“Thought that yours must be different from mine…heh-heh.”
“…” Okay. I think being a couple shouldn’t be a problem. Even if it looks a bit off to Bohn.
“Really…I’ll destroy your pride myself, heh.”
I reached over and grabbed that thing, holding it in my hand while looking back at the unsuspecting person sleeping on the bed. I’m your boyfriend…you won’t get mad at this, right, Bohn? I walked to stand beside the bed before stepping up, spreading his legs wide open to see clearly. Without delay, I moved between his legs.
“Duen…what are you doing?” Bohn asked without opening his eyes, which was good…I didn’t want him to see what I was doing to his pride.
“Making you happy.” Yes. You’ll definitely be happy. Even if I’ve never done this to anyone before, you’re the first one I’m doing this for, be happy, won’t you?
“Hmm, what?” He asked in a sleepy voice, like someone about to fall asleep. Go back to sleep…you’ll wake up soon enough.
“Stay still, Bohn…it’ll just hurt a little…even if it’s big and long, it shouldn’t hurt that much…I guess.” I looked down at the thing in my hand, it was insanely big and long too. It shouldn’t hurt, right? But I’m a guy, with this much force, will Bohn feel pain?
“What are you doing…something feels tight…” He mumbled again, but his eyes were still tightly shut.
“Tight is good, heh heh.” It will hurt just once…
Alright then, Bohn.
Three
Two
One
“What-, ah!!”
“Hush, gently, Bohn.” I puckered my lips and whispered softly. Even though I was trying not to laugh, damn, so much hair came off. There are still so many strips left. I won’t let him be patchy in just one spot, imagine if he went out in shorts like this, wouldn’t people laugh at him…will he be mad at me when he wakes up? But it should be fine, I’m his boyfriend, after all.
Just waxing leg hair, he won’t scold me for that.
“But it hurts, damn…” He moaned but his eyes remained closed, after all I’ve done, aren’t you going to wake up and see, Bohn? If I knew this, I should have just burned it off, then there wouldn’t be any stubble left, wait, that would burn the skin too.
“Just a moment, heh heh.” I laughed wickedly, like he often does, just a bit more, Bohn, only two more strips. Why do you even have wax strips in your room…if you have them here, it means you planned to wax anyway, right?
I’m being so nice to do it for you, hehe.
I continued pulling off the wax strips, damn, Bohn has so much hair. And it’s long too, I wish I had some hair to look manly. If I don’t have hair, you shouldn’t either, as my friend! I’m your boyfriend! My command is final, no objections!
“It hurts!” He cried out when I pulled off the last strip.
Ha…hey!!!
Boom!!
“Bohn!!” I called out loudly and rushed to the floor where he was, he had grabbed his leg and rolled off the bed, not landing very gracefully since he landed on his butt…oh my, the floor is marble and the bed is high, does it hurt, you?
“Bohn, are you okay?” I asked with concern. Bohn wasn’t moving at all, but his breathing was steady, which meant he was already asleep. Can you still sleep after all that?
Forget it. I’m satisfied, might as well go home.
I helped him lie back on the bed and arranged him in a comfortable position. He was still frowning like when I was waxing his hair. What’s so stressful? It must hurt, I guess. Let’s give him a reward then.
Kiss-kiss
“I did this because I want you to be like me, sweet dreams, you brute…you can dream about me tonight if you want.”
After planting a kiss on his cheek, I shifted into dog gear and left the room without forgetting to take my masterpiece with me. I’ll keep your hair just in case you miss it one day, I’m lying, I’ll put it in a frame and write, ‘Rough Bastard Hair’. I’ll wait for your new hair to grow out and wax it again to keep as a record of your hair evolution, I’ll open a hair gallery!!
“Done?” Phii Merk asked when he saw me walking downstairs happily. In Phii Merk’s hand was a magazine, with Phii Boss lying on his lap, asleep, looking quite peaceful.
“Yeah.” I walked over to Phii Merk in a good mood. Although I felt a bit guilty, I was also happy. Now when we walk together, I won’t be jealous of his hair anymore. Tang once said, ‘Are you crazy? Girls don’t like guys with hair, man! Guys without hair like you and me are the ones who win the girls’ hearts!!’ but from what I’ve seen…no girls have hit on either of us, Tang.
“Why was it Bohn who was screaming in pain?” Wow, his voice reached down here? Bohn’s voice quality is up to opera singer standards, great, just as one would expect from a rough guy like you.
“I was the one who did it.” I said, raising what I had in my hand to show Phii Merk my work. He raised his eyebrows, looking at what was in my hand for a moment before breaking into an amused smile; he probably didn’t think I would do something like this…I kind of laugh at myself too.
“Let’s go, let’s go home.”
“Alright.”
I hope you won’t be mad at me, you rough guy, hehe.
[Bohn]
“The teasing you’re talking about…is it teasing my anger?”
I asked, from what he told me, I didn’t see any fault in myself, only annoyance.
“Yeah.” He nodded confidently.
“Are you crazy? Haven’t you heard, don’t mess with a madman or scold a drunk!” Damn. Just because I said Phu was jealous of your hair, you had to brutally murder the hair I’ve been tenderly growing? The wax strips in my room belong to Bihn, he used them and forgot them there. I don’t understand why he didn’t do it in his own room; he said, ‘When I’m in pain…I want to see my brother’s face to see his reaction.’ Of course, I looked at him with disgust…
“Well…” Well, what! Didn’t you know it would sting? It’s hard to walk, my pants are too tight, and when I walk past a fan, my skin gets caught by the breeze. Bihn’s damn product is good, it probably peeled off some of my skin too, bastard…there’s still yellow wax residue on the bed, yuck! I’ll throw it away.
“I don’t care, I’m mad at you, tonight you’re sleeping at my condo.” I said firmly. Anyway, you’ve cost me something I cherished…I won’t let that payback go to waste.
“Hey, no way.” He protested, does he think I care? Heh.
“I don’t care! I’ll pick you up after class.”
“Hey!”
“The break is over now. You can go down.” After saying that, I opened the door and pushed him out.
“Huh-”
Dare to hurt me? We’ll see who comes out on top.
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